Pamela Anderson is talented. She can juggle a full champagne glass (from her to-go “top off”) a PDA device AND sign autographs for all her fans at the same time – all without a single glittery eye shadow smudge! I’m a little in awe. Forget all those hot messes who can’t hold their meth and champagne, Pamela Anderson is a true professional!
Attention Amy and Kate! This is how a true drunk lady behaves. Never, ever let go of a glass that still has alcohol in it, always stop to sign autographs and try to avoid punching or spitting on your fans.