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PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans’ new boyfriend Kieffer Delp

ByAsa Hawks

Drama fans the world over are eagerly awaiting the series premiere of Teen Mom 2 and the return of teen drama mama Jenelle Evans! And in case you haven’t heard, America’s favorite potty-mouthed pot-puffin’ party gal has a new man in her life. Boozin’ baby daddy beau Andrew Lewis is out and 20-year-old Kieffer Delp is in! Keep reading for photos and videos of Kieffer as well as a little background info that includes his arrest with an ex at a residential rehab facility in New Jersey. Oh the drama!

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Teen Mom 2: What’s wrong with Leah Messer and Corey Simms’ daughter Aliannah?

ByStarcasm Staff

Leah and Corey Simms from 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom 2 (now divorced) were celebrating their life as newlyweds, when they found that daughter Aliannah was developing more slowly than her twin sister Aleeah, and doctors are currently unable to tell exactly what’s wrong (according to this week’s US Weekly). She is unable to…

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PHOTO – Chelsea Houska is back together with baby daddy Adam Lind

ByStarcasm Staff

Chelsea Houska from MTV’s 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom 2 is back together with her baby’s father Adam Lind (who came off as a major insensitive a-hole in her 16 & Pregnant episode.) In November she tweeted the above photo of the two making out (via Chelsea Housak FB fanpage), and recently talked to…

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Is Kim Zolciak’s ex Big Poppa in foreclosure, broke?

ByStarcasm Staff

Kim Zolciak’s former sugar daddy, believed by everyone to be Lee Najjar, may not have much sugar left in his bowl. His Buckhead mansion (which was featured on MTV Cribs, and as Bill Murray’s house in Zombieland) is on the market for $25 million, which could mean many things (like he’s finally splitting from his…

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VIDEO The Black Swan and Showgirls trailer mash up

ByAsa Hawks

Chalk this one up to glorious inevitability! It’s the audio from The Black Swan movie trailer with video from Showgirls, the kitschy cult classic jiggle flick from 1995 starring Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan and Gina Gershon as Las Vegas showgirls. I guess it could be called The Black Swangirls.”

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PHOTOS Paris Hilton is the new sponsor for the SuperMartXé VIP motorcycle racing team

ByAsa Hawks

You’d think as a celebrity blogger I’d get tired of pictures of things between Paris Hilton’s legs, but the range of objects (and people) are so diverse I keep coming back for more!

The hot and throbbing thigh sandwich du jour this time around is a pink, white and baby blue motorcycle! The life-sized Barbie bike is from Paris Hilton’s new SuperMartXé VIP MotoGP racing team. Keep reading for lots of photos of Paris looking good and looking not so good!

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The Bachelor 15 photos and brief bios of all 30 women contestants

ByAsa Hawks

Here’s the story of a lovely bachelor,
Who was wooing up
thirty very lovely girls.
All of them had thoughts of fame,
like Vienna,
and not much rhymes with girls!

See photos and read brief bios of all 30 of the beautiful women competing for the heart of The Bachelor Brad Womack in Season 15 of the number one romantic reality competition on the planet! (You can click and hop from woman to woman just like Brad!)

VIDEO – Larry King’s son Cannon King impersonates his dad on final show

ByStarcasm Staff

Larry King hung up his suspenders and signed off of his iconic CNN show last night, but it looks like his 10-year-old son Cannon King is ready to take the showbiz reigns. He gave a hilarious impersonation of his dad fussing at him and his mom Shawn before the show. “Get in the car. I’m…

VIDEO Radio show host Ryder and Brandy of Wired 96.3 live on air smoking salvia

ByStarcasm Staff

Ryder from the Canadian radio show Ryder and Brandy “The Big Show” produced a counterpoint to the Miley Cyrus salvia video. Disturbed by the fact that Miley put so much attention on salvia, a highly intense hallucinogenic (legal in most U.S. States and Canada) drug that creates a much more potent effect than marijuana, Ryder…

Shakyra LaShae 'Vanity' "You're Cut Off"

Meet Shakyra LaShae from season 2 of VH1’s ‘You’re Cut Off’

ByDarren O

VH1 has announced the cast for their upcoming second season of “You’re Cut Off” the enjoyable show that attempts to scare queen bees straight by severing their seemingly endless and undeserved sources of money. One of the 8 young women who will be cut off from their purse strings is 25-year-old Brooklyn brick house Shakyra LaShae.

Check out bio info, photos and a fashion video from The Waldorf Astoria as we examine exactly why Shakyra’s friends call her ‘Vanity.’

PHOTO – Medium Allison Dubois, Camille Grammer’s friend, devours Kyle Richards while smoking an electronic cigarette
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PHOTO – Medium Allison Dubois, Camille Grammer’s friend, devours Kyle Richards while smoking an electronic cigarette

ByStarcasm Staff

The Real Housewives only truly deliver during surreal, slap-crazy dinner parties, and tonight was no exception with Faye Resnick and Medium psychic Allison Dubois. Camille invited the whole gang over to her house for a dinner party to get over the whole New York/fight that arouse over a comment that Camille seems to have made…

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VIDEO Teen Mom 2 preview trailer released with Jenelle, Chelsea, Leah and Kailyn

ByAsa Hawks

MTV unveils it’s newest additions to the Teen Mom franchise when Teen Mom 2 premieres January 11, documenting the further adventures of 16 and Pregnant vets Jenelle Evans, Leah Messer, Chelsea Houska and Kailyn Lowry. See the emotional, drama-packed preview trailer and read a brief synopsis of what’s in store for each of the girls in Season 1!

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Joe Giudice admits to forgery of Joe Mastropole and wife Teresa’s name on legal docs

ByStarcasm Staff

The story behind how Joe and Teresa Giudice maintained their behemoth spending habits for so long without having obvious income streams behind it is unraveling like a sweater attacked by wildebeests. But it’s looking like Teresa might be an innocent victim in all of this. While she was kept quiet with unlimited credit cards, Joe…

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16 & Pregnant, Teen Mom 2’s Leah and Corey are married!

ByStarcasm Staff

UPDATE: Leah filed for divorce from Corey in April 2011 after six months of marriage, and their divorce was reportedly finalized June 21, 2011. Leah Messer and Corey Simms, the only parents of twins (Aliannah and Aleeah) on the controversial teen pregnancy docudramas 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom 2, have tied the knot! They…

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VIDEO – Camille Grammer slams Faye Resnick on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

ByStarcasm Staff

Tonight on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we’re re-introduced to a reality-star-before-there-were-reality stars: Faye Resnick of O.J. Simpson trial fame. Resnick made headlines when her friend Nicole Brown Simpson was murdered in 1994. She testified against O.J., claiming that he told her that he was going to kill Nicole. She later wrote several books about…

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PHOTOS The annual Kardashians Christmas Card 2010

ByAsa Hawks

The holiday season is officially here because the Jenners and Kardashians have posted their annual family Christmas card! This season America’s favorite reality show star making machine went with a super-stylized (and super-Photoshopped) retro Hollywood look as the entire family – including newest member Mason – posed on a massive and ornate staircase looking like a mix between Dynasty, The Addams Family and Goodfellas! Plus a few individual shots, including the always lovely Kim!

PHOTOS Jennifer Love Hewitt topless in “The Client List” promo pics

ByDarren O

One of the nominations announced yesterday for the Golden Globes may have slipped by most folks but I always pay attention when the name Jennifer Love Hewitt flashes across my screen. That’s right, J.L.H. received a nod for her portrayal of a wife and mother turned prostitute then police witness in the Lifetime film “The Client List.” In celebration of this feat check out some seriously sexy promo photos that should settle it for the voters. At least I know who should win now. WOW!

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Barbara Walters wants to know why Diddy won’t marry any of his baby-mommas

ByDarren O

Never one to shy away from difficult questions Barbara Walters “went there” and asked rap mogul Diddy why he hadn’t married any of his 3 baby-mommas on today’s episode of The View. In response, the calm and in in control demeanor that has made Diddy famous came through as he calmly explained his position. Sure it was awkward, but it was a great question from Walters and an equally honest and thoughtful answer from Diddy. Check it out!

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood’s boyfriend Clinton Yunker’s mug shots and baby mama Tara

ByAsa Hawks

Amber Portwood has moved on from baby daddy and ex-fiance Gary Shirley and is now seriously involved with Clinton Yunker, who she has been photographed with often all over their hometown of Anderson, Indiana. With Clinton Amber is once again demonstrating her affinity for danger because he, just like Amber’s date Chris from Season 2, has a history of run-ins with the law that include arrests in 2007 and 2010.

Keep reading to find out about Clinton’s legal difficulties as well as his 19-year-old baby mama and on-again, off-again girlfriend Tara who played an important part in one of the arrests!

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Meet Jennifer Jowett from season 2 of VH1’s ‘You’re Cut Off’

ByDarren O

VH1 has announced the cast for their upcoming second season of “You’re Cut Off” the enjoyable show that attempts to scare queen bees straight by severing their seemingly endless and undeserved sources of money. One of the 8 young women who will be cut off from their purse strings is 28-year-old blond bombshell Jennifer Jowett. Check out a fantastic selection of bikini photos and bio info for the artificially enhanced gal from West Hollywood.

Ann Ward modleing photos from her Facebook account
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PHOTOS America’s Next Top Model Ann Ward Vogue preview and pre-ANTM pics

ByAsa Hawks

See a preview picture of America’s Next Top Model winner Ann Ward (the 6’2″ skinny gal who made headlines when she was featured in a promo clip for this season) from her upcoming Italian Vogue photo shoot! Plus, pictures of Ann from before ANTM from her Facebook profile!

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Patrick House Before and After 181 lb. weight loss photos: Biggest Loser Season 10

ByStarcasm Staff

NBC’s Biggest Loser Season 10 winner Patrick House really needed the prize money. He lost his job as a sales rep this January and he told US Magazine “a lot of the money is going to pay back my family and friends that I borrowed from just to live this year.” Patrick slimmed down 181lbs….

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Nicole Richie wedding dress photo revealed!

ByStarcasm Staff

Nicole Richie wed long-time boyfriend, and father of her children Joel Madden of Good Charlotte this weekend, and now we finally know what the style-maven wore on her special day. Actually, she wore three Marchesa dresses, but here’s a pics of whimsical Marchesa inspired by Grace Kelly’s wedding gown (with mountains of tulle). She also…

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Jim and Alexis Bellino issue statement about bankruptcy rumors

ByAsa Hawks

Real Housewives of Orange County cast member Alexis Bellino and her husband Jim Bellino have issued an official statement clarifying bankruptcy rumors that began last week after it was revealed one of their companies had filed for Chapter 11. In the statement the Bellinos clarify that it wasn’t personal bankruptcy and that their financial situation is stable, the move was simply a way to buy time for renegotiating the mortgage on their house and prevent foreclosure procedures from moving forward. Keep reading for the full statement (and a knockout photo of Alexis!).

Jessica Koussevitzky 'You're Cut Off'

Meet Jessica Koussevitzky from season 2 of VH1’s ‘You’re Cut Off’

ByDarren O

VH1 has announced the cast for their upcoming second season of “You’re Cut Off” the enjoyable show that attempts to scare queen bees straight by severing their seemingly endless and undeserved sources of money. One of the 8 young women who will be cut off from their purse strings is 23-year-old Jessica Koussevitzky from Palm Beach, FL.

Check out bio info, photos and a red carpet video of the south Florida gal who once converted an entire bedroom at her beach front condo into a walk-in closet just to house her clothes.

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PHOTOS VIDEOS BIO Shawntel Newton from The Bachelor 2011 with Brad Womack

ByAsa Hawks

On the outside this lovely 24-year-old brunette from Chico, California is exactly what you would expect from a Bachelor contestant, but Shawntel Newton’s resume packs a bit of a surprise – instead of spending her days pursuing a modeling career, waiting tables or being a marketing executive, Shawntel is busy learning the family business of dealing with people’s grief and pumping formaldehyde! That’s right, She’s a funeral director on her way to also becoming a licensed embalmer!

They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Newton Family

(And did I mention she’s super fine?)

Lily Koppel’s tell-all Astronaut Wives book features Lois Aldrin, cheating, booze, pills, and loneliness in “Togetherville”

ByStarcasm Staff

Back before reality television, the wives of Astronauts in the Mercury, Gemini and Apollo programs lived a strange kind of lonely fame. And now Gatecrasher is reporting that best-selling Red Leather Diary author Lily Koppel is writing a book, The Astronaut Wives Club, about the women’s unique experience in “Togetherville” where they “drank together, popped…

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‘Dexter’ co-stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter cut ties

ByDarren O

Like blood slides hidden in a window unit air conditioner sometimes celebrity news can surprise you. Such is the case with the latest Hollywood marriage gone Splitsville. Dexter co-stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are officially calling it quits.

Read the joint statement that sounds like it came from Dexter’s dark passenger.

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Video: Nicolas Cage flashes screaming Romanian rage

ByDarren O

It has become patently clear as Nicolas Cage’s career has progressed that the dude is not quite all there. He’s done so many off center things that I will not bother trying to list them all here. The notoriously strange actor is currently in Romania filming Ghost Rider 2, yes there’s going to be another one, and a recent night on the town turned into a Cage rage scream fest outside of a club which was inevitably caught on video. Check out Ragin’ Nicolas Cage in an expletive filled blurry European filmed tirade right here!

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Elizabeth Hurley forced to admit split via Twitter

ByDarren O

The British tabloids have been on top of Elizabeth Hurley almost as much as I’d like to be recently for an alleged affair with Australian cricket pro Shane Warne. Innuendo was flying left and right about random secret rendezvous with the whole story exploding recently with a report that the two were spotted sneaking into a London hotel together. All of these reports forced the hand of the British bikini bombshell as she took to her Twitter account of all places to announce that she had split “weeks ago” with her husband Arun Nayar.

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VIDEO – Nene Leakes and Anderson Cooper, together at last

ByStarcasm Staff

Real Housewives of Atlanta star Nene Leakes and silver fox Anderson Cooper have had a media love affair ever since ’08 when AC confessed his love for her on Ellen (while mispronouncing her name. Nene returned the love a year later on a video for EW.com, but  now they’ve finally gotten to commence their affair…

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PHOTOS – Cher goes red for the UK Burlesque premiere

ByStarcasm Staff

The always luminous Cher attended the London Burlesque premiere Monday night with a glowing new look! She looks positively stunning in an orange-red shade of hair that somehow makes her look even younger. It’s an extremely hard color to pull off it you don’t have it naturally, but Cher owns this like she owned Autotune…

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“Fat” ballerina Jenifer Ringer once had an eating disorder

ByStarcasm Staff

36-year-old Jenifer Ringer plays the Sugar Plum Fairy in the New York City Ballet production of The Nutcracker, and while she would be considered thin even in Hollywood, she has a bigger body than most ballerinas. New York Times dancing critic Alastair Macaulay took note of that by saying she looked like she’d had “one…

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Miss Tennessee U.S.A. 2006 Lauren Grissom cast for Season 2 of VH1’s ‘You’re Cut Off’

ByDarren O

VH1 has announced the cast for their upcoming second season of “You’re Cut Off” the enjoyable show that attempts to scare queen bees straight by severing their seemingly endless and undeserved sources of money. One of the 8 young women who will be cut off from their purse strings is former 2006 Miss Tennessee U.S.A. Lauren Grissom.

Check out bio info, videos and photos of the rocky top gal who likes getting things her way including a romance with country singer Jake Owen!

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PHOTOS Tenley Molzahn in a bikini in Hawaii with boyfriend Kiptyn Locke

ByAsa Hawks

Professional reality show runners up Kiptyn Locke and Tenley Molzahn were spotted on the beach in Maui, Hawaii Sunday doing what they do best – looking damn fine! Tenley (26), who Jake Pavelka dumped in favor of Vienna Girardi in the season finale of Season 14 of The Bachelor, and Kiptyn (32), runner up for the heart of Jillian Harris in Season 4 of The Bachelorette, met while filming Bachelor Pad and just may have found true love! See the pretty, pretty people and read what Tenley had to say about the potential for marriage and children!

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PHOTO – Actress Tami Akbar Roman, ex wife of Kenny Anderson and former Real World/MTV VJ is now on Basketball Wives

ByStarcasm Staff

Tami Roman is the newest edition to VH1’s Shauni O’Neal produced Basketball Wives, and she’s got quite a resume! She landed a gig as part of the second season of MTV’s The Real World in Los Angeles, when this type of candid reality format was fresh and exciting. Tami, who then known as Tami Akbar…

VIDEO – Swedish Wikileaks documentary leaks, WikiRebels

ByStarcasm Staff

Swedish television is set to air an hour long documentary created by reporters Jesper Huor and Bosse Lindquist about the controversial Wikileaks website and it’s founder Julian Assange. Oddly enough, the entire film has leaked to the internet before being broadcast on Sweden’s public television. You can view the full program below, which sought to…

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RHOC Jim and Alexis Bellino declare bankruptcy, losing house to foreclosure

ByStarcasm Staff

Jim and Alexis Bellino are the latest Real Housewives couple to financially crumple under the weight of living above their means to keep up appearances. On the heels of news that the pair are losing their house to foreclosure, Jim’s real estate company Global Marine, Inc has filed for bankruptcy protection, according to the OC…

VIDEO – Analyzing Cynthia Bailey’s friend contract
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VIDEO – Analyzing Cynthia Bailey’s friend contract

ByStarcasm Staff

On tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Cynthia Bailey, who has grown kind of close to Nene in previous episodes as she deals with marital struggles, offered up Nene a puzzling friendship contract. It starts out with a grade-school “Do you want to be my friend? Circle yes, or no.” If you make the…

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PHOTO Natalie Portman as The Swan Queen Amidala or “The Black Swanidala”

ByAsa Hawks

A long time ago, in a dance studio far far away…

No story here just the silly product of a boring Saturday, the internet and Photoshop. I was going to call this The Queen Black Swanidala but that was before I did a little research and realized Mila Kunis actually plays The Black Swan in the movie – Natalie is The Swan Queen. See, you actually learned something! Or were at least reminded of something you already knew.

PHOTOS VIDEO Katy Perry as a sexy toy soldier at Z100’s Jingle Ball 2010

ByAsa Hawks

Singer Katy Perry brought her usual dose of sexy fun to the Z100 Jingle Ball last night by wearing a colorful toy soldier costume that would have every straight soldier on the planet begging to be put on K.P. duty!

The DO ask, DO tell costume came complete with an amply plumaged military top hat, red and gold jacket, white criss-crossed Perry berries suspenders, a curled handlebar mustache on a stick and a pair of shiny blue hot pants that would make Wonder Woman proud. In other words, Katy Perry was nutcracker sweet!

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Comprehensive Retrospective: A&E’s ‘The Hasselhoffs’ 12.05.10 to 12.05.10

ByDarren O

It is time to fully engross yourself in an all-encompassing look back on A&E’s reality TV show The Hasselhoffs. Included in our unequaled summary is a full recap of every episode as well as an unprecedented photo gallery from the show that ran from December 5th, 2010 to December 5th, 2010. Relive the memories that lead us all to know, “It can be a hassle being a Hoff.”

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood, Leah and Clinton Yunker decorate for Christmas

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom Amber Portwood, daughter Leah and her new boyfriend Clinton Yunker got into the holiday spirit by putting up Christmas decorations in the snow at Amber’s new apartment near Anderson, Indiana earlier today. Keep reading for all the holiday fun including some absolutely adorable shots of little Leah!