Arrest warrant issued for Real Housewife Lynne Curtin for owing $1.2 million to a former business partner

Lynne Curtin wanted poster

It appears as though The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Lynne Curtin has finally done something exciting! No, she hasn’t replaced her twin brother Steven Tyler as lead singer of Aerosmith – she and her husband Frank Curtin skipped out on a court appearance in Southern California yesterday. Orange County’s Randy and Evi Quaid were supposed to address questions regarding the $1.2 million they owed a former business partner stemming from an earlier settlement.

According to a Riverside County, California judge has “issued a bench warrant for both Lynne and Frank’s arrest.”

Where is all this exciting drama on the TV show? The highlights this season have been a frozen-faced Lynne doped up and giggly after plastic surgery and a pair of over-sized warthog testicles. I’ve had to watch the cripplingly sad Vicki and Tamra deal with the disintegration of their marriages in an excruciatingly boring, hush-hush manner, not to mention the fame-mongering Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley, who somehow manage to make the other cast members seem both highly intellectual and 100% authentic. Meh.

I would give anything for a good old fashioned Lynne and Frank police chase! Heck, they should hire Tamra’s son Ryan Vieth as a getaway driver, he obviously has the track record for it.

Stay tuned for details!

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