Just like Steve Phillips and John Edwards, this middle-aged white dude regrets getting a little too horny around the wrong woman. I dub her “Charlene Chaplin.” Maybe this is why white people are called honkeys. Subscribe to Starcasm by Email
Check out this photo and complete transcript of the restraining order taken out by ESPN production assistant Brooke Hundley against her superior and reported lover ESPN analyst and former general manager of the New York Mets Steve Phillips. The document bloodhounds at TMZ turned up this gem, filed in Connecticut on August 20 of this…
Here’s some old-school bootlegged video footage of an exclusive behind-the-scenes clip about the making of Twilight New Moon that was just shown at The 4th Rome International Film Festival. Hmmm..they deleted that pretty quick. Here are some others: Oooh – and here’s a just released Volturi scene featuring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart! Release the…
More New Moon pictures from the 4th Rome International Film Festival! I already posted photos of the Twilight cast members strutting down the red carpet and here are some more of the vamps and lycanthropes after they made it inside and posed for cameras close-up. Included are mugshots of Jamie Campbell Bower, Charlie Bewley, Cameron…
And so it begins. Cast members of The Twilight Saga: New Moon were on hand for a special preview and behind-the-scenes screening of the much-anticipated sequel to Twilight at the 4th Rome International Film Festival on October 22, 2009. In attendance were Ana Caterina Morariu, Cameron Bright, Charlie Bewley, Jamie Campbell Bower, Melissa Rosenberg and…
For those girls who’ve always wanted a fairy tale wedding, fashion designer Kirstie Kelly has designed a line of wedding rings inspired by the Walt Disney princesses. The rings, which include the matching wedding bands, are in addition to Kelly’s line of Disney-inspired wedding gowns and honor the animated heroines Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White,…
Lil’ Wayne, real name Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr., had plead guilty to possessing a gun in 2007, and now faces from 8 months to a year in prison. He was busted on July 22, 2007 when police pulled over his tour bus because they smelled pot and found a gun in Wayne’s Louis Vuitton bag….
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, who are NOT married, gave Sparrow James Midnight Madden his debut in People magazine this week. They also took the opportunity to explain Sparrow’s odd name. Nicole likes it because it goes well with Harlow, their almost two-year-old daughter, but Joel Madden has other reasons for liking Sparrow’s name. Here’s…
More details are emerging about ESPN analyst and former general manger of the New York Mets Steve Phillips’ affair with 22-year-old ESPN production assistant Brooke Hundley and it’s looking more and more like a real life Fatal Attraction scenario. As I mentioned in a previous post, Steve Phillips’ mistress Brooke Hundley began to harass Steve’s…
Here’s the audio and a transcript of the 911 the Hoaxin’ Heene’s made the day the world rooted for Balloon Boy. They really overplayed their hysterics, probably should’ve taken a few more acting classes beforehand. Their story is also a little too scripted when they describe what’s happening and seem already certain that the boy…
Peter Hitchener, a Melbourne news anchor, was on his game asking for information about a 27-year-old gangland murder when a giant seagull stole his thunder by strutting across the screen like he owned it. Maybe Mr. Hitchener should have been reporting on the man-sized seagull stalking the area instead of an almost 30-year-old cold case!…
The Insider has finally found a formula that works: Stick two fame hungry and outspoken reality stars together and have them go at each other. It helps if one or both have engaged in questionable activities, have a disconnect from reality, and overblown egos. A couple weeks ago Jon Gosselin got yelled at by both…
There seems to be a a completely different kind of “swine flu” sweeping the nation and the symptoms are: fame and an uncontrollable desire to sleep with young women who work for you. ESPN baseball analyst and former manager of the New York Mets Steve Phillips is the latest to be diagnosed with the pig…
Threesomes? The Butler did it. Things got a little spicy on It’s On with Alexa Chung when Gerard Butler revealed he has threesomes more than twosomes. The set-up was that Alexa asked him a series of questions, to which Gerard must either respond “The Butler did it” or “The Butler didn’t do it.” He claims…
Kanye’s main girl Amber Rose isn’t grooving on the Number 1 Twitter trending topic right now, “RIP Kanye West.” This little gem is also hoppin’ on Google Trends, including terms like “Kanye West died” and “Kanye West car accident,” and was started by some industrious 4channers. Amber Rose has taken to her Twitter account to…
Sometimes people are just lucky! Somebody captured on video a busy Russian business man with a briefcase briskly taking a deadly chance to cross the street. No appointment is that important. Miraculously he dodges a huge bus and a car that are within a split second of hitting him. This footage is amazing! This is…
I’ve realized that the Jon “Gosselin versus Kate Gosselin” debate is about like voting for president most years. People mostly belong to either of two camps that won’t waiver too much, and those that are undecided have to determine which candidate is the least horrible. But, we forget about the eight little independent candidates! Click…
Images by: Alexei Hay Adam Lambert is turning his gay controversy on it’s head by taking pictures with a naked chick, and admitting that he likes to kiss women! Why? Because they’re pretty. Despite the racy pics in the November issue of DETAILS, Glambert claims that this doesn’t mean he likes to have sex with…
4chan must’ve been talking about his career, which is on life support after Taylorgate. The mischievous site’s forums started a quick-spreading rumor that Kanye West died in a car accident! Totally untrue! Kanye is currently alive and busy not preparing for a tour with Lady Gaga. However, Kanye did die (maybe) onscreen in Spinze Jonze’s…
Lindsay Lohan is a 23-year-old girl, though she recently posed with 54-year-old Donatella Versace and managed to look older than the fashion icon. Several years of hard partying, and some claim plastic surgery, have wreaked havoc on her looks, giving her a her puffy face, squinty eyes, gaunt frame, premature wrinkles, and a lost look…
Hot off the presses! Green Day has released a video for the single “21st Century Breakdown,” which is the title track off their latest album of the same name. The video features montages of the band and lots of pop culture and political references, all shot in black and white and blood and flame. Another…
Bethenny Frankel has been the recent subject of pregnancy rumors, most notably on PerezHilton.com, and she decided to put the rumors to rest in an exclusive interview with People Magazine. “It’s premature to be telling people this,” she tells People. (Starcasm clever alert!) “It’s not like, ‘Did I Get Botox?’ It’s not the way I…
In 2008, Adam “Baller” Jasinski took home the top $500,000 Big Brother prize, and police say he used the stash of cash to fund a drug business. He was arrested Saturday night and charged today by U.S. District Court in Boston for “possession of oxycodone pills with intent to distribute”, according to My Fox Boston….
Meryl Streep’s daughter Mamie Gummer is engaged, US Magazine reports! Mamie (real name Mary Willa Gummer) has been dating boyfriend Ben Walker for about a year-and-a-half. They met while performing together in Broadway’s Dangerous Liasons. Walker proposed the old fashioned way by getting down on one knee and presenting her with an over-sized ring in…
Last night Anderson Cooper aired a never-before-seen clip from Wolfe Blitzter’s shocking interview on Larry King Live with the Heene family that blew the cover on their hoax. The Heene family doesn’t have cable, so when Falcon Heene’s parents introduced him to Wolfe Blitzter, he responded the way I do everytime I turn on CNN:…
One of Richard Heene’s neighbor’s was not excited about all the media camping outside the Heene home in Fort Collins, Colorado, hoping to get a glimpse of Balloon Boy or his once attention-seeking parents. In fact, he got so upset that punches were thrown. Watch the latest drama surrounding Balloon boy below: Subscribe to Starcasm…
I think everyone knows someone who knows someone this has happened to. My close friend was Wii boxing with his son on Christmas day when his remote went through his brand new widescreen plasma screen TV. Given how often this seems to happen it seems only logical that there would be a video camera rolling…
Mary Louise Parker got in touch with her masculine side Sunday night, donning some 1970s daddy glasses as well as a suit and tie to attend the 7th annual Best In Drag Show held at The Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles. Click thumbnails for larger images: Photos: Revolutionpix/Fame Pictures I’m as hum-drum a straight…
I was suffering from a serious case of the Mondays when I ran across a 5-foot 9-inch tall can o’ Blues-Away in the form of Miss California Tami Farrell! She showed up at the First Annual Noble Awards in Beverly Hills on Sunday in a lemon yellow dress made out of curtain sheers and proudly…
Beyonce hit Japan with a hefty dose of bold, black and beautiful while performing at the Super Arena in Saitama on October 17, 2009. Her outfit definitely puts the “Fierce” in Sasha Fierce! How long before teenage girls everywhere are wearing Booty Bows? And how long before middle-aged women everywhere are getting hip implants? Beyonce…
Apparently Megan Fox avoided the “red carpet” at Scream 2009, which means she also missed out on making the very prestigious “Top Five sexiest arrivals at Spike TV’s Scream 2009 Awards” list. But, we did manage to track down a picture of the elusive Fox during the awards show, set to air on Spike TV…
Joaquin Phoenix can only dream of being DMX. Check out this video of “X” showing up 90 minutes late for a charity event in Colorado Springs this weekend. Security guards try to prevent him from taking the stage, but DMX refuses to disappoint the huge crowd of at least 200 ravenous fans that have gathered…
Lady Gaga’s new single “Bad Romance” came out today and you can listen to it below. You can also click here to buy the mp3. The song starts off kind of annoying, but just like every Lada Gaga song, I accidentally got caught by the hook. The first time I here a Lady Gaga song,…
Who knew? Scary Spice Melanie Brown married a Diva! Yesterday Stephen Belafonte worked the streets in his favorite lipstick with two of his favorite b*tches on his arm. I’m not sure if he made a good choice with the dweeb on the left, but Mel B. looks like a fabulous addition to his posse. He…
UPDATE: Bethenny has confirmed that she’s pregnant! Read more here. Bethenny’s checking all the boxes, new show, new fiance . . . new baby? Perez Hilton certainly claims so. They have a source telling them that Bethenny has a baby on the way to compliment her shiny new engagement and spinoff. People reports that Bethenny…
Nadya Suleman must have gotten the shakes from going so long without paparazzi and interviews, so she ventured out into the wild world with her brood Sunday (October 18) to pose for pictures and give interviews. Just when I was starting to like her because she wasn’t a Gosselin, she had to bring them into…
Ashlee Simpson is going to be in Vogue, and she arrived at the shoot yesterday already looking cute. She looks refreshed, classy, and like someone who’s not married to Pete Wentz. The look on her face in the above pic looks like her jittery Melrose Place character, which could be a long-term gig for her…
Spike TV is honoring the best in fantasy, sci-fi, comics and horror with its Scream 2009 awards and starcasm is honoring the top five sexiest checkerboard carpet arrivals at the event! Megan Fox was supposed to be in attendance promoting both Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen and Jennifer’s Body, but she must have skipped…
According to PopEater, Stephanie Pratt was arrested at 3:45 a.m. Sunday (about the same time Oregon police were searching the Heene residence) for driving drunk after sister-in-law Holly Montag’s 26th birthday party. Police were staked outside the club she left, ready to bust the young reality actress, a source reports to TMZ. A fight reportedly…
NFL Safety Dante Wesley of the Carolina Panthers was ejected from the game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers after a vicious hit on Tampa Bay punt returner Clifton Smith. Smith had signaled for a fair catch but the ball wasn’t even close to arriving when Wesley lowered his shoulder and hit him in the chest…
Sheriff Jim Alderden and undersheriff Ern Hudson held a press conference today in which they gave details about their investigation into the Heene family and the Balloon Boy incident. Alderden revealed that they became suspicious, as did most of America, when Falcon Heene said “we did it for show” during an interview with Wolf Blitzer…
Need some tips to keep the Kardashians straight? Kourtney Kardashian was robbed last night between 7:00 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. while she was at dinner with boyfriend Scott Disick. TMZ reports that she’s missing a hundreds of thousands of dollars of jewelry like diamonds, watches, and the real loss – vintage jewelry from her late…
The best thing to happen from this whole Balloon Boy Hoax/Pukefest was the surge of Balloon Boy songs on Youtube. This is the kind of crazyness that inspires indie music. Below you’ll find a string of young men singing ironic Balloon Boy songs. They’re full of tongue-in-cheek emotion, but also a weird sense of wonder…
Model-actress-photographer-filmmaker Kris Carr got diagnosed with stage IV cancer in 2003, when she was 31-years-old. Six years later, Kris is still ferociously alive, and still living with cancer. Carr’s tumors aren’t gone, but they aren’t growing, either. She’s never had any sort of conventional cancer treatment like chemotherapy, but instead chose on her own path…
Sheriff Jim Alderden said in a press conference today that his department was drafting some search warrants, including one for the Heene home, and TMZ is reporting that at least three officers arrived at the home late Saturday night to serve the warrant. It’s unclear at this point exactly what they are looking for. In…
For better or worse, model and actress Jaime King stole the show at Spike TV’s SCREAM 2009 red carpet event, sporting an elegantly HUGE blond bed head and wearing a dress made from Balloon Boy’s UFO. Her Marilyn Mon-fro is either a completely ridiculous ‘do fail or a wacky and fun Gaga-esque tress success. The…
The Motorola Droid is a much-anticipated challenger to iPhone dominance and Verizon launched their first “attack ad” tonight, pointing out all the most common complaints about the Apple iPhone: no flash, no tactile keyboard, no replaceable battery, no widget support and others. Apple’s marketing strategy for the iPhone has always been simplicity at the expense…
Here’s video proof that office supplies can be so environmentally friendly that they’re downright loveable! It’s perfect! Well, aside from the all-chocolate Trix cereal left all over your desk… via Vimeo Subscribe to Starcasm by Email
Miley Cyrus seems bound and determined to become America’s statutory sex goddess. Adding to the 16-year-old’s growing resume of award show pole dancing, disturbingly sexy photos with dad Billy Ray Cyrus and cell phone shower pics is an appearance in Sex and the City 2, currently being filmed in New York. These photos show Miley…
Crazy is as crazy does. Richard Heene, father of the infamous “Balloon Boy” Falcon Heene, told reporters at around 5:30 A.M. this morning, “I’m going to have a press conference out here at, let’s say, 10 a.m. Okay? … So it’s a few more hours. So, I’d like to speak everybody about a few things….
After that fateful Taylor Swift VMA incident, Lady Gaga had to drop Kanye’s dead-douche weight and strike out on her own this holiday season. Fame Kills got killed, but Monster Ball is on! And it’s a one person show. Here are the dates: November 27 – Montreal, Quebec, Canada – The Bell Center November 28…
A source told Radaronline that socialite Nicole Richie and Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden (real name Joel Ryan Combs) secretly gotten hitched this Wednesday. Richie’s rep hasn’t refuted or confirmed this rumor, so for now all we have this “source” who says Nicole’s been “talking more seriously about marriage since the tragic death of her…
Dang it, dang it, dang it! Just when Gretchen started looking as bad on the outside as she does on the inside she slaps on a pair of Daisy Dukes and heads to a pumpkin patch! OK Gretchen, you have a rockin’ bod. Grrrrrr… Read about Gretchen’s notorious internet pictures. The much-despised blond boozy floozy…
In Melbourne, Australia, a stroller containing a 6-month-old baby rolled out onto train tracks and got hit by a train. Amazingly, the baby survived and the whole thing was captures on video! Below you can watch the absolutely breathtaking footage as the stroller leaves the mother’s grasp and rolls straight into the path of an…
Unbelievable! Or, if you watched either of the Heene Wife Swap episodes, entirely believable! The Heene family was being interviewed by Wolf Blitzer on Larry King Live after it had been revealed six-year-old Falcon Heene was hiding in the attic above the garage the entire time it was believed he might be inside the mylar…
She promises to reveal her real hair in a “major” magazine photo-shoot. And when we finally see it? We will all be blinded by its magnificent beauty. In fact, the real reason why she hides it under shag carpeting is because it’s beauty is too glorious and ethereal for this ugly world.
According to CNN 6-year-old Falcon Heene, the boy who was supposed to have floated off in a homemade balloon, was found alive! The young boy was hiding in a box in the attic in the garage. He might have set the balloon free, and fearing punishment, hid in the attic. Subscribe to Starcasm by Email
The Heene family was such an interesting subject, they appeared on Wife Swap twice, once with the Martel family, and again with the Silver family. Here’s the synopsis from ABC of the first episode the Heene’s appeared on: The Heene family from Colorado live life on the edge. Wife Mayumi (43) and storm scientist Richard…
6-year-old Falcon Heene, who’s family was the thrill-seeking, storm-chasing, and UFO loving family on Wife Swap, is still missing after reportedly climbing into a homemade silver balloon, or fly saucer. A Sheriff’s Deputy has now revealed that he actually saw an “object” fall from the balloon near Platteville, Colorado. Falcon’s brother says he saw Falcon…
People are waaaay too sensitive about a little Twitter décolletage. Because of the massive amounts of “slut” and “hooker” accusations being hurled her way, Meghan McCain has apologized for posting the above photo to her TwiPics last night. Here’s what the Blogette said: so I took a fun picture not thinking anything about what I…
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