PHOTOS VIDEO Katy Perry as a sexy toy soldier at Z100’s Jingle Ball 2010

ByAsa Hawks

Singer Katy Perry brought her usual dose of sexy fun to the Z100 Jingle Ball last night by wearing a colorful toy soldier costume that would have every straight soldier on the planet begging to be put on K.P. duty!

The DO ask, DO tell costume came complete with an amply plumaged military top hat, red and gold jacket, white criss-crossed Perry berries suspenders, a curled handlebar mustache on a stick and a pair of shiny blue hot pants that would make Wonder Woman proud. In other words, Katy Perry was nutcracker sweet!

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Comprehensive Retrospective: A&E’s ‘The Hasselhoffs’ 12.05.10 to 12.05.10

ByDarren O

It is time to fully engross yourself in an all-encompassing look back on A&E’s reality TV show The Hasselhoffs. Included in our unequaled summary is a full recap of every episode as well as an unprecedented photo gallery from the show that ran from December 5th, 2010 to December 5th, 2010. Relive the memories that lead us all to know, “It can be a hassle being a Hoff.”

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood, Leah and Clinton Yunker decorate for Christmas

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom Amber Portwood, daughter Leah and her new boyfriend Clinton Yunker got into the holiday spirit by putting up Christmas decorations in the snow at Amber’s new apartment near Anderson, Indiana earlier today. Keep reading for all the holiday fun including some absolutely adorable shots of little Leah!

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PHOTOS VIDEO and BIO Chantal O’Brien from The Bachelor 15 with Brad Womack

ByAsa Hawks

It’s getting to be that time of year again! Season 15 of The Bachelor kicks off in less than four weeks as the hunky Brad Womack tries for his second time to find the love of his life by dating more than 20 women at once. That means it is time for our starcasm sleuths to dust off their internet magnifying glasses and compile their infamous “Bachelor Files” for the latest bunch of hottie Mrs. Womack wannabes!

First up is 28-year-old brunette Chantal O’Brien from Mercer Island, Washington. Chantal is already infamous after ABC featured the scene in which she and Brad meet for the first time in a promo video for the upcoming season. Keep reading to see Chantal’s memorable entrance and find out more about Chantal, including the identity of her sort of famous ex-husband!

VIDEO: Camel falls into crowd during Christmas play

ByDarren O

I learned a few things from the following video:

A) You can rent camels in Florida
B) Churches use real live camels in Christmas plays
D) Camels have cute names like Lulabelle

Rent-a-camel Lulabelle falls into a church crowd during a rehearsal for a Christmas play at a Florida church. We couldn’t make this stuff up folks!

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VIDEO: Drunken Salahis attend a party they were actually invited to

ByDarren O

I can confirm that famed White House gate crashers and Real Housewives of Washington D.C. cast members Tareq and Michaele Salahi are alive and well and doing what they do best; attending parties, drinking, and bringing attention to themselves! Check out a recent vid from a DC area party that the two were surprisingly not only invited to but were actually the “guests of honor” for.

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Camille and Kelsey Grammer sex tapes!?!

ByDarren O

Well the embattled divorce between TV star Kelsey Grammer and his now Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reality star soon to be ex-wife may have a troublesome secret weapon. According to Star Camille is in possession of some sex tapes featuring herself and her famous ex that she is threatening to let loose upon the poor world if Kelsey doesn’t pay up and pay up big time. I’ve already poisoned your mind with the thought of such an abomination so you might as well read on for the details at this point. Sorry!

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VIDEO Jimmy Fallon and Paul McCartney perform “Scrambled Eggs” to the tune of “Yesterday”

ByAsa Hawks

Paul McCartney has often told the story of how he used the words “scrambled eggs” as a placeholder until the final lyrics of “Yesterday” were complete. Sir Paul was on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night and Jimmy talked him into performing the song with the original edible lyrics as well as a few add-ons. The result? Hilarity!

(No, Jimmy wasn’t singing like Neil Young. Awwwwww….)

VIDEO PHOTOS Hugh Jackman ‘Real Steel’ trailer released

ByAsa Hawks

In an attempt to combine the masculine appeal of robots and sports, Disney offers Real Steel – a film about a future when only robots and their builders/controllers are allowed to box!

The movie isn’t due to be released in theaters until October 7, 2011 but there is already a trailer with lots of over-life-sized Rock ’em Sock ’em robot brutality as well as Hugh Jackman as Charlie Kenton, “a washed-up fighter who lost his chance at a title when 2000-pound, 8-foot-tall steel robots took over the ring.” Boo yeah! Keep reading for the trailer and lots of still images!

Alexis Neiers Free Bird mug shot for heroin possession

Alexis Neiers avoids jail for heroin possession, sentenced to one year of residential rehab

ByAsa Hawks

Pretty Wild! reality starlet Alexis Neiers avoided spending any more time in jail when a judge sentenced her to one year of residential rehab at SOBA Recovery Center in Malibu earlier today. Lil LiLo was arrested last week for a probation violation after police found heroin, drug paraphernalia and a fake Florida ID during a December 1 search of her home.

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Kate Gosselin can’t hack Sarah Palin’s Alaska

ByStarcasm Staff

I’m not a fan of Sarah Palin. At all. And it’s not necessarily her politics, it’s her troubling lack of knowledge and insight. But this is the one story of the millions of headlines I’ve read about Sarah where I’m totally and completely on her side. Team Palin all the way! (Never in a quadrillion…

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PHOTOS VIDEO: Bow Wow’s alleged new baby-mama Miss Joie

ByStarcasm Staff

MediaTakeOut has released another rapper is going to be a daddy story but this time it doesn’t involve Kanye West or Kim Kardashian. The credible source targets this go around are Bow Wow and a mind altering hot video model who goes by the name Miss Joie.

Check out photos and a video of the bootylicious Miss Joie and follow up on the latest rapper daddy rumor right here!

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood struts, new boyfriend Clinton Yunker works

ByAsa Hawks

The Teen Momerazzi were out in full force yesterday as Amber Portwood and her new boyfriend, Clinton Yunker, went to lunch at what appears to be a Mexican barbeque place before spending some quality time at Anderson’s favorite hot spot, Wal-Mart.

After Wally World the couple went their separate ways. Clinton proved that he has at least one thing better than Amber’s baby daddy and former fiance, Gary Shirley – a job! See pictures of Clinton bringing home the bacon and Amber turning heads while strutting the streets of Anderson!

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Jeremy Piven dating Katja Decker Sadowski, former fiance of The Hills’ Jason Wahler

ByStarcasm Staff

45-year-old Jeremy Piven is reportedly dating The Hills star Jason Wahler’s 22-year-old ex-fiance Katja Decker Sadowski. A source told RadarOnline that the pair were canoodling Sunday at a screening of The King’s Speech. “Jeremy and Katja looked really happy at the cinema – they were holding hands as they waited in line to see the…

PHOTO: Wesley Snipes’ new accomodations

ByDarren O

Actor Wesley Snipes has officially surrendered to authorities today to begin a 3-year sentence for tax evasion. Snipes has been in a nearly 2-year battle to have his sentence thrown out but has been unsuccessful. Check out a photo from Federal Correctional Institution McKean, a prison that has had its share of riots and gang violence, of exactly what Snipes’ home for the next 3 years will look like!

Keegan Roberts brightens sad story with dance on Today

ByDarren O

During a solemn piece on Today one young Keegan Roberts launched into an impromptu dance that lightened the spirits of both his mother and Meredith Vieira. Keegan’s mother was being interviewed about the difficulty of facing the holidays without her husband Casey who died serving in Afghanistan.

The piece is called “Getting to the Heart of Christmas,” but young Keegan’s honest and joyful moment says more about the holiday spirit than any news report could. Check it out!

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The Bachelor 2011 contestant Keltie Colleen photos and brief bio

Bycarrieglass

Meet Keltie Colleen, a 28-year-old former Radio City Rockette dancer originally from Alberta, Canada competing for the heart of Brad Womack on Season 15 of The Bachelor premiering January 3, 2011 on ABC. Keep reading for a 3/4 length photo, brief bio and interview with Keltie!

Salma Hayek confesses to once being an illegal immigrant

ByDarren O

Salma Hayek is one of the sexiest Hollywood actresses of the last 25 years and now, according to a candid interview with the Spanish magazine V, she is also outed as a former illegal alien! Read the revealing comments from the actress famous for her “revealing” figure and see the full cover from V magazine that only amplifies her boobtasticness.

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PHOTOS Tabloid covers for the week of December 20, 2010

ByAsa Hawks

Check out all of this week’s tabloid covers with stories that include Oprah’s secret lesbian love, Jennifer Aniston’s never-dying obsession with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s violent rage at daughter Shiloh! It’s like going through the grocery store checkout lane without leaving your home! (Or office!)

Jack Black Jason Segel cover Peace On Earth / Little Drummer Boy

ByDarren O

Jack Black and Jason Segel star together in the upcoming holiday film Gulliver’s Travels. While working on the movie the two took time out of their schedule to record a cover of David Bowie and Bing Crosby’s classic version of “Peace on Earth / Little Drummer Boy” from way back in 1977.

Check out their enjoyable animated tribute as well as the original masterpiece that teamed one of the oddest pairings in holiday music history.

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PHOTOS Irina Shayk’s bootyful dress at ‘Blue Valentine’ Premiere

ByAsa Hawks

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and Cristiano Ronaldo arm candy Irina Shayk wore what could very well be the most ass-flattering dress to walk the red carpet in 2010 at last night’s Blue Valentine Premiere – and this is coming from one of the biggest ass-flattering bloggers of 2010! Keep reading for some bunbelievable pics as well as an update on the Irina Shayk Spanish GQ nudity controversy!

Tommy Lee v. SeaWorld: Whale sperm and hot bovine privates

ByDarren O

Tommy Lee and PETA have something to say to the folks at SeaWorld. “Quit getting that whale off that killed people by using a cow’s vajayjay filled with hot water or else!” It only gets more interesting from there in regards to Lee’s allegations of SeaWorld’s handling of Tilikum, the Orca that has been involved with the death of three people including a trainer earlier this year.

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Jwoww wants her naked photos back from Tom Lippolis

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore’s Jwoww is a looker and it looks like we all could be looking at ALL of her if her lawyers don’t get their way in a current court battle with her ex Thomas Lippolis. Lippolis has turned sour grapes into a $300,000 money grab disguised as a lawsuit. It looks like Jwoww will pay part of this amount for business manger services her ex provided with one very important condition; that he hand over his collection of butt naked photos that he has of the sexy reality star!

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VIDEO – Evidence that real life is just like Glee

ByStarcasm Staff

Sometimes real life is just like a Glee episode, and Mr. Shue gets up to performs an impromptu “On The Street Where You Live.” At least that’s what happened Sunday night at The Kennedy Center Honors after party, when around 1 a.m. Matthew Morrison (Who plays Mr. Schuester on the hit Fox series) warmed up…

Sexy picture of Danielle Colb Cushman of The History Channel's American Pickers
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PHOTOS American Pickers’ Danielle Colby Cushman is burlesque dancer Dannie Diesel

ByAsa Hawks

Fans of Danielle Colby Cushman, the tattooed punkabilly filly office manager from The History Channel’s American Pickers reality series, may be surprised to know that she leads a double life as Dannie Diesel, a risque and talented burlesque performer! See photos of Danielle as well as her more revealing alter ego and find out what other awesomely cool chick badassery Danielle participated in prior to doing burlesque! (HINT: It doesn’t involve a pole, but it does involve girl on girl action!)

Nude Lady Gaga becomes ‘Patron Saint of the Gulf’

ByDarren O

In an extreme case of Gaga-gone-wild, sculptor Daniel Edwards has manufactured a hybrid of BP oil-spill symbolism and nude Lady Gaga goddessness with a creation he calls “Patron Saint of the Gulf.” Check out a couple of high resolution images of the naked Gaga goddess work of art and find out how Daniel Edwards became inspired to combine the images of Lady Gaga and the BP oil spill!

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Is Kim Kardashian pregnant with Kanye West’s baby?!?

ByAsa Hawks

In what could turn out to be the biggest celebrity headline of 2010 the usually reliable website Media Takeout is reporting that Kim Kardashian is pregnant and the father is none other than Kanye West! Keep reading for all the details and photos of K&K filming together for Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

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VIDEOS Tabatha Coffey interview about Season 3 of Tabatha’s Salon Takeover

ByAsa Hawks

Our favorite business woman on television returns to kicking a$$ and taking names December 6 when Tabatha’s Salon Takeover returns for its third season on Bravo. See some preview clips and read a round table interview with Tabatha in which she talks about what it’s like whipping small business owners into shape!

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Big Brother’s Brendon Skypes his privates, loses Rachel’s love

ByDarren O

What could arguably be the most irritating reality couple this side of Speidi, Big Brother 12’s Brendon Villegas and Rachel Reilly are now on the outs following the outing of Brendon’s peen via a Skype hook-up with some random chick.

See Brendon’s desperate “I’m sorry” YouTube plea to Rachel, Rachel’s Twitter attempt to get the inside Skype scoop and why I believe this is all a desperate attempt to remain relevant by the arrested development couple.

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Snoop Dogg tells Texas to back the F off Willie Nelson

ByDarren O

I have certain very personal feelings about the fact that Willie Nelson was arrested in Texas for possession of 6oz of marijuana. Well at The Players Ball 2010 Snoop Dogg was able to communicate exactly how I felt about the situation and his feelings in regards to our elder and the respect he’s earned.

Get the direct link to the exclusive TMZ video, read the full (and a little edited) transcript of Snoop’s sermon, see a great photo of the two legends partaking in Amsterdam and a video of D-O-Double-G and The Red Headed Stranger performing Willie’s song “Superman.”

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Amber Heard announces she’s a lesbian, dating photographer Tasya van Ree

ByStarcasm Staff

Friday night gorgeous actress Amber Heard (from Zombieland, The Informers) went out and proud about her lesbian relationship with photographer Tasya van Ree at GLAAD’s 25th Anniversary Bash. “I think GLAAD is one of the many reasons that I, as a 24-year-old, can come out. I think that organizations like GLAAD make that possible because…

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Merry Christmas! Katy Perry in a snowman dress

ByStarcasm Staff

This may be the very best Katy Perry dress ever! It’s a perfect snowman outfit with simultaneously evokes our beloved pal Frosty and displays her voluminous snow balls! The scarf is a nice touch, and so are the wooden gloves, but where is her corncob pipe?!?! This is a travesty. B.O.B., Selena Gomez, Enrique Iglesias,…

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PHOTOS – Who is Nene Leakes’ friend Diana Gowins?

ByStarcasm Staff

Nene Leakes has “professional” friendships with her Real Housewives of Atlanta cast mates, but lately there’s been camera time going to a lady who may be one of Nene’s real friends, Diana Gowins. Diana accompanies Nene to the clinic when she gets her plastic surgery, and comes over to comfort Nene after Gregg accidentally airs…

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The Bachelor 2011 contestant Ashley Spivey photos and brief bio

Bycarrieglass

Meet Ashley Spivey, a 26-year-old nanny originally from Ellerbe, North Carolina but currently living in New York. Ashley is one of 30 women competing for the heart of Brad Womack on Season 15 of The Bachelor premiering January 3, 2011 on ABC. Keep reading for a 3/4 length photo, brief bio and interview with Ashley!

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The bruises Demi Lovato left

ByStarcasm Staff

Teen superstar Demi Lovato entered inpatient treatment for eating disorders and self-mutilation shortly after a physical altercation with backup dancer Alex Welch, who is now sharing her black eye with the world. The photos, published at TMZ,were reportedly taken a few days after Lovato punched Welch in the face at the airport. Demi was reportedly…

Melisa McLaney from Bama Belles on TLC
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PHOTOS Meet Melissa McLaney of TLC’s Bama Belles

ByAsa Hawks

TLC’s new reality series Bama Belles features five women living in the small Southern town of Dothan, Alabama. The women on the show range in age from 25 to 39 and come from diverse backgrounds, including a couple Northern transplants trying to adjust to the Southern lifestyle.

One of the cast members that needs no adjusting is 35-year-old Melissa Mclaney, a stunning former beauty queen and current business owner that was born right up the road from Dothan in Ozark, Alabama. Keep reading for Melissa’s life story that includes years as a pharmaceutical salesperson, co-founding H2O Sports boat dealership and taking home the crown of Mrs. Alabama in 2009!

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga looks like Mad Maxine while shopping in Milan

ByAsa Hawks

Lady Gaga looks to have transformed from Fame Monster to Road Warrior as she browses through a Chanel boutique in Via Sant’Andrea, Milan earlier today.

Stefani Mad Max Beyond Thundermanotta was sporting a black and silver-studded body suit with large metal spikes on all her goodies. The menacing look seems to suggest to potential suitors, “one man enter, no man leave,” or at least, “one man try to enter, one man get many puncture wounds.”

Dakota Redding from Bama Belles
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PHOTOS VIDEO Meet Dakota Redding from TLC’s “Bama Belles”

ByAsa Hawks

TLC’s Real Housewives style documentary Bama Belles introduces us to five very different women from the small town of Dothan, Alabama including North Dakota transplant Stephanie Rae “Dakota” Redding, a rodeo ridin’ occupational therapist assistant and Army Reservist who relocated to the South two years ago. Keep reading for details on her amazing array of talents with photos and a video clip preview in which Dakota defends people lacking teeth at a lawnmower race!

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Jwoww being sued by ex Thomas Lippolis

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore’s resident hottie Jwoww, real name Jenni Farley, is finding herself on the wrong friggin’ end of a lawsuit. The dude who is trying to creep on some of Jwoww’s hard earned bank is her ex boyfriend Thomas “Sour Grapes” Lippolis.

Find out what his claims are against Jwoww and just how much of her hard earned money he believes is rightfully his.

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NeNe Leakes hires renowned Atlanta divorce attorney

ByDarren O

Rumors of an impending divorce between Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member NeNe Leakes and her husband Gregg have been swirling for months. If the latest news leaking from the Leakes is any indication it looks like it’s lights out for NeNe and Gregg’s marriage.

Read about the high profile divorce attorney that NeNe has reportedly hired that would signal not only an impending end to her marriage but a potentially bitter split.

VIDEO PHOTOS: Conan makes good on Tim Gunn promise, wears jeggings

ByDarren O

When Conan O’Brien discussed the strange new fashion trend of leggings made to look like jeans called jeggings with Tim Gunn he was surprised when Gunn revealed that men also wear them. In response to this fashion revelation Conan made a promise to wear jeggings in a future episode. Well that future episode came tonight!

Get out your spectacles and check Conan O’Brien rocking out the most inappropriate acid washed jeggings in history during his monologue!

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Lisa Vanderpump denies National Enquirer story about spat with Andy Cohen

ByAsa Hawks

The National Enquirer recently published a story in which they claim Lisa Vanderpump threw a “hissy fit” during a break while appearing with the other five cast members from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on Andy Cohen’s late night talk show and hilarity extravaganza, Watch What Happens Live! Find out what Lisa had to say about the story and see the video and photos that started it all!

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Christina Aguilera’s new love Matthew Rutler with The Nate Mott Band

ByDarren O

Diva Christina Aguilera has been seen out and about recently with one Matthew Rutler, her first serious man since her divorce from baby-daddy Jordan Bratman. Xtina met Rutler on the set of Burlesque where Matthew was working as an assistant. Upon further review it turns out that this new beau is also a rock guitarist for The Nate Mott Band out of Rhode Island.

I’ve dug up official videos and a 2 part interview with Matt in relation to his moonlighting gig as a rock star. Check out the clips along with multiple stills I pulled as well as a Facebook post that shows Matt’s recent fame may be causing friction within the band!

16 & Pregnant grandmother Kathleen Green to sue MTV for defamation over Christinna Robinson episode

ByAsa Hawks

Kathleen Green, the grandmother of 16 and Pregnant‘s Christinna Robinson, is threatening to sue MTV for defamation of her character based on their editing of this past week’s episode. Keep reading for a summary of a couple of the scenes in question as well as the full episode!

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Quick Quotes: Rob Schneider’s brutal stab at John Travolta

ByDarren O

Quick, think of the most brutal joke you would use to explain John Travolta’s noted absence from Quentin Tarantino’s Friars Club roast yesterday. Not bad, but I GUARANTEE you that Rob Schneider’s was much more incindiary! Read on for what could prove to be the the raunchiest joke from the evening but be warned it could very well offend you.

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VIDEO: Cheech Marin from Quentin Tarantino’s Friars Club roast

ByDarren O

Before the Reservoir Dogs like torturing of Tarantino began at yesterday’s hugely attended Friar’s Club Roast Cheech Marin spoke to a reporter about his relationship with Quentin as well as Cheech and Chong’s surprising influence on some of Tarantino’s most respected films including Pulp Fiction and Inglorious Basterds.

Read on for great insider info for fans of Q’s work as well as fan’s of C&C’s vinyl records!

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Paris Hilton parties with new reality BFF Brooke Mueller

ByStarcasm Staff

Paris Hilton is now BFFs with Charlie Sheen’s ex wife Brooke Mueller for a new Oxygen reality show, and the pair were spotted out last night with their camera crew at Las Palmas Nightclub. Paris has been promoting her new show as “more real” than her previous stints on reality television. She claims she used…