Camille and Kelsey Grammer sex tapes!?!

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 30: Camille Grammer and actor Kelsey Grammer attend the 6th Annual Roots Jam Session at Key Club on January 30, 2010 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images)

Well the embattled divorce between TV star Kelsey Grammer and his now Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reality star soon to be ex-wife may have a troublesome secret weapon. According to Star Camille is in possession of some sex tapes featuring herself and her famous ex that she is threatening to let loose upon the poor world if Kelsey doesn’t pay up and pay up big time.

This is the first time one of these celebrity sex tape stories have reminded me of that wonderfully disturbing nightmare sequence scene in the movie Office Space between Office Manager Lumberg and Jennifer Aniston’s character.  It’s so hilarious and at the same time so hard to watch.  I can only imagine that a rumpus down and dirty adult movie starring The Grammers would be the same.  Someone get this out of my head!!!

Camille has been outspoken about, shall we say, her displeasure in regards to her husband’s affair and subsequent impregnation and engagement to Kayte Walsh,  a PYT young stewardess.  Given that set of circumstance we can all understand why Camille and her legal representation are coming hard at the Frazier star.

Is this sex tape threat extortion?  Probably, but in this case I think all of America would agree that it’s in the world’s best interest if we’re never tempted to take a peek at Kelsey giving Camille the business.  I think it’s a safe bet these tapes exist and I also could see Camille pulling the trigger, her nakedness is already out there in the form of a Playboy shoot and a couple of “erotic movies” from the 90’s.

Though this is a difficult task, here at Starcasm we like to provide a helping hand to music and film companies in providing working titles for as-yet-named works.  Here are just a couple for the company that would be brave enough to distribute Frazier-sex to the unwanting public:

The Stains of Frazier Crane
The Grammer Hammer

Top Photo: Christopher Polk/Getty Images

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