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PHOTOS Lagy Gaga at 2011 Grammy Awards in… an egg?

ByAsa Hawks

I assumed Lady Gaga would be making a grand entrance at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards given that she is on the brink of the release of her much-anticipated album Born This Way, but once again I am completely taken aback by just how grand. Actually, “grand” may not be the appropriate word here. Words like bizarre or surreal would be more fitting to describe the pseudo-transparent egg-like sarcophagus in which Lady Gaga was toted onto the red carpet by four muscular dudes. Keep reading for the full LG bizarrousness!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Barbara Steisand at the 2011 MusiCares Person of the Year Tribute

ByAsa Hawks

The stars were out in force for the 2011 MusiCares Person of the Year Tribute to Barbara Streisand, but as you would expect, none out-shined the matriarch of divatude and guest of honor Barbara! Keep reading for photos of Babs from the red carpet as well as a video clip that includes part of her performance!

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PHOTOS JWoww wears see-through dress to Richie Rich Villionaire runway show

ByAsa Hawks

The Jersey Shore cultural invasion continues! This time it is New York’s Mercedes Benz Fashion Week opening their doors to the undeniable Garden State phenomena as Jenni “JWoww” Farley joined designer Richie Rich on stage for his 2011 Villionaire collection at the Hammerstein Ballroom Thursday night.

Living up to her nickname, Jenni “Wowwed” those in attendance by wearing a transparent dress that showed off her more-than-ample Asbury perks! Plus, see her wacky Lady Gaga inspired footwear!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Kim Kardashian as Cleopatra in Harper’s Bazaar March 2011

ByAsa Hawks

See Kim Kardashian paying tribute to her idol Elizabeth Taylor with a photo spread as Cleopatra in the March, 2011 issue of Harper’s Bazaar. Included is a brief behind-the-scenes video from the shoot with commentary by Kim as well as an excerpt from her conversation with Elizabeth Taylor about Twitter!

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PHOTOS Francia Raisa in “Dressing for a Justin Bieber Premiere 101” (Bring on the Sexy!)

ByAsa Hawks

I errantly jumped the gun when I posted photos of Selena Gomez arriving at the Justin Bieber Never Say Never Premiere when I said “it was the Bieb’s new squeeze Selena Gomez who stole the show on the red carpet.” For one thing, it was in fact a purple carpet. And for another thing, I had yet to see pictures of Francia Raisa! Keep reading for some tightly-packed grapetacular curvature that must have at least caught a sideways glance from the Bieber.

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PHOTO Britney Spears’ unfortunate bridesmaid dress

ByDarren O

Britney Spears joined a club so many women across the globe are regretful members of. Life requires taking one for the team sometimes and wearing an unflattering bridesmaid dress would be one of those occasions. This was the case for Britney as she was a bridesmaid for her assistant Brett Miller’s wedding held at North Miami’s Spanish Monestary.

Read on for the deets and a photo of the dress in question!

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PHOTOS Sofia Vergara at 2011 Directors Guild of America Awards DGA

ByAsa Hawks

Modern Family actress Sofia Vergara was once again the belle of the ball, this time at the Directors Guild of America Awards where she illuminated the red carpet in an elegant curve-hugging silver lace gown. Keep reading for the steaming cup of Colombian guaranteed to perk you up and get your blood pumpin’!

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PHOTOS Kendall Jenner outshines Kim Kardashian while shopping in Beverly Hills?

ByAsa Hawks

It is usually attention suicide to be in the same frame as Kim Kardashian when the shutter clicks, but half-sister Kendall Jenner did the seemingly impossible when she was photographed out shopping with Kim yesterday and not only holds her own but seemingly steals the spotlight! Keep reading for the photos as well as my theory on Kim’s role in making this impossibility possible.

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Benjamin Millepied holiday GAP ad

ByDarren O

Each year around November mega clothing chain GAP releases their holiday print ads. Last year one of the people featured in their campaign was none other than Natalie Portman’s soon-to-be baby-daddy and husband Benjamin Millepied!

Check out his full page and dare I say sexy ad as well as a video briefly featuring Benjamin that was part of GAP’s campaign.

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PHOTOS Jennifer Love Hewitt adorable at People StyleWatch event

ByDarren O

It’s hard for this blogger to pass up a post opportunity whenever photos of my good gal Jennifer Love Hewitt come across my news feed. It’s double-tough when she manages to look as adorable as she did for People StyleWatch “A Night Of Red Carpet Style at Decades Boutique” yesterday in L.A.

Check out photos of JLH looking simply beautiful, oh and that boyfriend of hers, Alex Beh, tagged along too.

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PHOTOS Cheryl Cole’s elaborate new booty tattoo at NTAs

ByAsa Hawks

Former Girls aloud singer Cheryl Cole wore a sexy little black dress to the National Television Awards in London tonight and in addition to a bit of sideboob the nearly backless outfit revealed what looks to be some rather extensive new tattoo work… on her bum! Keep reading to see the new skin ink, although you will have to let your imagination fill in the blanks south of the border.

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PHOTOS Debbie Gibson and Tiffany at Mega Python vs. Gatoroid premiere

ByAsa Hawks

1980s teen music sensations Tiffany and Debbie Gibson have left the differences they apparently never had behind to star in the latest installment of the SyFy channel’s wonderfully campy low-budget horror movie series titled Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. The much-anticipated super-creature super-collider premieres on the network Saturday night at 9/8c but the film had its World Premiere event at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York City last night and of course Debbie and Tiffany were in attendance!

Keep reading to see photos from the red carpet and watch both women make a surprise appearance on Watch What Happens Live! with Andy Cohen in which one of them reveals a past relationship with a member of New Kids on the Block!

RHOBH A guide to Camille Donatacci Grammer’s appearances in Playboy magazine Part 2
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RHOBH A guide to Camille Donatacci Grammer’s appearances in Playboy magazine Part 2

ByAsa Hawks

Welcome to the second installment of the Camille Donatacci Grammer Playboy files featuring edited versions of Camille’s appearance in the pages – and on the cover of – the January/February 1997 issue Readers’ Choice Supermodels – Playboy’s Book of Lingerie. Camille once again strips down in public in New York City, this time taking us all on a patr-erotic journey through New York Harbor to pay tribute to The Statue of Liberty? Oh Camille… Blame it on the editing I suppose.

'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' star Camille Grammer in red dress on the red carpet
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RHOBH A guide to Camille Grammer’s appearances in Playboy magazine Part 1

ByAsa Hawks

As mentioned numerous times on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, America’s favorite least favorite housewife Camille Donatacci Grammer has graced the pages of various Playboy magazine publications over the years, and in honor of The National Enquirer‘s announcement that Hurricane Camille would be back for a second season of the popular reality series, I’ve compiled a fairly comprehensive guide to her Playboy print appearances! Keep reading for the first installment with Camille’s appearances from 1995-1997!

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PHOTOS Sofia Vergara 2011 Golden Globes red carpet

ByAsa Hawks

Modern Family‘s Sofia Vergara put the “golden globes” in the 2011 Golden Globes in a bosomtacular red gown that is nothing short of jaw-dropping. Sadly, we don’t have any aerial shots of the dress, but that’s OK. We’re happy to settle for what we got, which is a full-length photo of Sofia Vergara in all of her sensual Colombian glory complete with her infamously contagious warm smile.

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PHOTO – Halle Berry flashes thigh at 2011 68th Golden Globes

ByStarcasm Staff

Halle Berry showed up at the 68th Annual Golden Globes in a black short Nina Ricci dress with a bustier top which flashes quite a bit of leg. Halle is up against the formidable Natalie Portman for best actress in a drama for her performance in Frankie and Alice. This 44-year-old actress has some gams…

PHOTOS Maria Menounos on the 2011 Golden Globe Awards red carpet

ByAsa Hawks

Starcasm favorite Maria Menounos once again stole the show on the red carpet, this time leaving the fashion competition at the 2011 Golden Globes behind by wearing a form-fitting and Golden-Globe-squishing plunging V-neck pink gown. Keep reading for lots of M. M. glory as well as a very unfortunate photobomb by an unknown woman with a very unfortunate countenance!

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PHOTOS – 2011 68th Golden Globes red carpet – Olivia Wilde in brown Marchesa ballgown

ByStarcasm Staff

Olivia Wilde arrived at the 68th Annual Golden Globes ceremony in a chocolate brown Marchesa princess gown with sparkly embellishments and tulle for miles. It’s the kind of dress little girls dream about. I know you’re like me and want to take a closer look at those “sparkly embellishments” right?!? What is that? Sequins? Little…

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PHOTOS Lisa Vanderpump and GIGGY at the NBC TCA Press Tour party

ByAsa Hawks

NBC Universal held its annual Winter TCA Press Tour All-Star Party in Pasadena last night and tons of stars showed up including such notables as Paris Hilton, Jenna Fischer, Kathy Bates, the Fonz and Tori Spelling. But, no star shined as bright as the new break-out star from Bravo’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills… GIGGY THE POM! Keep reading for photos of Giggy and his sugar momma Lisa Vanderpump lighting up the red carpet!

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PHOTOS Snooki’s new look at book signing in Brick, New Jersey

ByAsa Hawks

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was almost unrecognizable without her pouf and sporting a different make-up style while signing copies of her new book, A Shore Thing, at the Barnes and Noble book store in Brick, New Jersey earlier today. Keep reading for more photos including Snooki’s new man, Jionni LaValle!

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PHOTO Kanye West’s $180,000 Tiret watch

ByAsa Hawks

Custom watch maker Tiret of New York has unveiled their most recent custom timepiece created for Kanye West with his portrait on the dial created out of gold and diamonds. Kanye reportedly paid $180,000 for the timepiece, which is $70,000 less than what Usher paid for his Tiret wristwatch late last year. Keep reading to see both Kanye’s and Usher’s ballin’ wrist bling!

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PHOTOS Spring Breakers’ Gucci Mane gets an ice cream cone tattoo on his face

ByAsa Hawks

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream tattoos on our face! Or at least rapper Gucci Mane did before Atlanta tattoo artist Shane Willoughby gave him what he wanted with a massive three-scoop ice cream cone tattoo on the right side of his mug! Keep reading for photos of the ice cream facial during the process and after it was finished!

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PHOTOS RHONY’s Cindy Barshop at Sonja Morgan’s Burlesque party

ByAsa Hawks

More photos from The Real Housewives of New York City‘s Sonja Morgan’s “Show Me Your Best Burlesque” party held at The Empire Hotel on Saturday. This installment features the latest addition to the cast – vuh-jazzling spa mogul Cindy Barshop – wearing a sexy, all-black rock ‘n’ roll inspired look sure to leave you longing for the new season to begin RIGHT NOW!

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PHOTOS RHONY’s Ramona Singer and Jill Zarin at “Season of the Witch” premiere

ByAsa Hawks

Season of the Witch held it’s premiere at the AMC Loews Lincoln Square theater in New York City last night and in addition to the film’s stars Nicolas Cage, Ron Perlman and Claire Foy the red carpet was also graced by Big Apple Bravolebrities Jill Zarin and Ramona Singer! Keep reading for pictures of Jill and Ramona as well as Mario Singer, Avery Singer and Bobby Zarin! (Oh, and did Ramona get a boob job or what?!?)

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Simon Le Bon’s famous ‘banana’ has been MIA for decades

ByDarren O

In a recent interview with Q Magazine Duran Duran lead singer Simon Le Bon unloaded quite a shocking bit of information when he revealed that his famous ‘banana’ has been MIA for decades. See photos and a video of his ‘banana’ and in case you’re wondering; yes he IS talking about peen in the quote!

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PHOTOS VIDEOS LeAnn Rimes as sexy Mrs. Claus with Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles

ByAsa Hawks

LeAnn Rimes wore a very sexy Mrs. Claus costume to perform at the Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles’ annual Christmas Concert yesterday and tweeted a few photos of herself wearing it backstage! Keep reading for the photos as well as a couple audience video recordings of a couple of her performances with the Chorus!

Ann Ward modleing photos from her Facebook account
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PHOTOS America’s Next Top Model Ann Ward Vogue preview and pre-ANTM pics

ByAsa Hawks

See a preview picture of America’s Next Top Model winner Ann Ward (the 6’2″ skinny gal who made headlines when she was featured in a promo clip for this season) from her upcoming Italian Vogue photo shoot! Plus, pictures of Ann from before ANTM from her Facebook profile!

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PHOTOS Irina Shayk’s bootyful dress at ‘Blue Valentine’ Premiere

ByAsa Hawks

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and Cristiano Ronaldo arm candy Irina Shayk wore what could very well be the most ass-flattering dress to walk the red carpet in 2010 at last night’s Blue Valentine Premiere – and this is coming from one of the biggest ass-flattering bloggers of 2010! Keep reading for some bunbelievable pics as well as an update on the Irina Shayk Spanish GQ nudity controversy!

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga looks like Mad Maxine while shopping in Milan

ByAsa Hawks

Lady Gaga looks to have transformed from Fame Monster to Road Warrior as she browses through a Chanel boutique in Via Sant’Andrea, Milan earlier today.

Stefani Mad Max Beyond Thundermanotta was sporting a black and silver-studded body suit with large metal spikes on all her goodies. The menacing look seems to suggest to potential suitors, “one man enter, no man leave,” or at least, “one man try to enter, one man get many puncture wounds.”

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PHOTO Jessica Simpson wears sold out Mondo Guerra World AIDS Day skull tee shirt

ByAsa Hawks

Jessica Simpson was spotted on the way to the airport in New York City earlier today sporting a Mondo Guerra World AIDS Day tee shirt! The shirt featured a colorful screen printed skull reminiscent of Mondo’s Project Runway finale show inspired by the Mexican Day of the Dead festival and was sold exclusively through Piperlime beginning this morning to help raise money for amfAR. Keep reading to see Jessica all skulled up and find out what other celebrities were getting their Mondo on today!

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PHOTOS The Friars Club Roast of Quentin Tarantino arrivals

ByAsa Hawks

The Annual Friar’s Club Roast got underway today at noon and this year’s dishonoree is legendary filmmaker Quentin Tarantino! An army of comic Kung Fu artists will be slicing up Tarantino with the same gratuitous aplomb as the characters in his films, but instead of guns and knives the weapon of choice will be the barbed wit of this seasoned cast of roasters that include Sarah Silverman, Kathy Griffin and roastmaster Samuel L. Jackson. Keep reading to see photos of the comedic ninjas as well as the Quent himself, seemingly in good spirits and fully prepared for the verbally violent smackdown about to take place!

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PHOTOS Megababe Angelina Jolie attends ‘Megamind’ premiere in Paris with that Brad guy

ByAsa Hawks

Real life super-heroine Angelina Jolie took a break from not celebrating Thanksgiving to support her husband Brad Pitt’s fledgling acting career by attending the Paris premiere of Brad’s cartoon flick Megamind. See lots of photos of Her Joliness in all black as she signs autographs and introduces her husband to the thousands of fans that turned otu to see her.

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PHOTOS Taylor Swift’s shocking new look at the 2010 AMAs!

ByAsa Hawks

Taylor Swift went through an unbelievable transformation before her appearance at the 2010 American Music Awards, loooking more like a 20-year-old supermodel than a country singer with her new makeup style and straightened blond hair. Click to see the pictures – I promise you won’t believe your eyes!

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PHOTOS Kelly Osbourne shows off her new 112-pound body at AMAs

ByAsa Hawks

Kelly Osbourne is the latest poster child for successful weight loss and she proudly showed off her accomplishments on the red carpet at the 2010 American Music Awards in a tight ‘n’ sexy black lace dress and a huge, poofy-retro blond hairdo! Also, see the complete lack of Kelly belly as the first daughter of heavy metal strips down to a bikini for Shape magazine!

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PHOTOS – Cher flashes her panties, booty, gets interrupted by Chilean miners at hand and footprint ceremony

ByStarcasm Staff

Cher was honored last night in Hollywood during a Hand and Footprint Ceremony held at the famous Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. During the course of the ceremony she hugged her transgendered son Chaz Bono, flashed her panties, let her booty hang out and was upstaged by a double-decker tour bus full of Chilean miners.

Such is the life of Cher.

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PHOTOS Anne Hathaway at Love and Other Drugs premiere in New York

ByAsa Hawks

There just ain’t much of anything pertier than Anne Hathaway all gussied up! She can be so perty it’ll mess up yer grammar!

Such was the case last night at the New York premiere of Love and Other Drugs held at the Directors Guild of America Theater in New York, for which Anne wore a two-tiered lace and frill dress with matching sheer scarf making her look like some sort of delicious living wedding cake just begging me to take a bite of that marvelous, sweet… What? Oh, sorry. Keep reading for the pics!

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PHOTOS Kendall Jenner wows at ‘Burlesque’ premiere

ByAsa Hawks

There were a lot of divas in attendance at the world premiere of Burlesque in Los Angeles last night, including the films divalicious superstars Cher and Christina Aguilera, but it was 15-year-old Kendall Jenner who took home my red carpet “Best In Show” honors! Keep reading to see lots of pictures of Kendall owning the red carpet and demonstrating she’s definitely got that Kardashian celbridiva blood in her veins!

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PHOTOS Alexis Bellino’s new fashion line “Alexis Couture”

ByAsa Hawks

Alexis Bellino is not just the sexy blond star of The Real Housewives of Orange County any longer. The 33-year-old housewife is looking to capitalize on her new-found fame with a brand new fashion line called Alexis Couture! See preview photos of Alexis modeling some of her own designs and giving She By Sheree a serious run for the money!

PHOTOS Maria Menounos at 8th Annual ‘Acts of Love’ to support Autism Awareness

ByAsa Hawks

Future Asa Hawks sister wife Maria Menounos wrapped her wonderfulness in a dark blue form-fitting long-sleeve minidress to attend the 8th Annual ‘Acts of Love’ to support autism awareness at Creative Artists Agency in Century City last night. Keep reading for lots of photos, Maria fawning and a little background info on Autism Speaks and their “Acts of Love” charity events!

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PHOTOS RHOC’s Alexis Bellino in a Queen of Hearts Halloween costume

ByAsa Hawks

I never thought I’d be saying this, but I think The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Alexis Bellino is giving Kim Kardashian a run for her money!

Both women celebrated Halloween Alice in Wonderland style by donning racy lacy Queen of Hearts costumes and both women pulled it off wonderfully! Keep reading to see photos of Alexis and compare the two Halloween queens!

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PHOTOS Project Runway winners Gretchen Jones and Irina Shabayeva at Heidi Klum’s 11th Annual Halloween Party

ByAsa Hawks

Fashion designers Gretchen Jones and Irina Shabayeva were able to finally relax and create clothes that were “costumey” to wear to the 11th Annual Heidi Klum Halloween party at Lavo on October 31, 2010 in New York City. Keep reading to see what the Season 6 and Season 8 Project Runway winners wore to the biggest Halloween bash on the planet!

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PHOTOS Heidi Klum and Seal in superhero Halloween costumes 2010

ByAsa Hawks

Infamous for her outlandish Halloween costumes and for hosting the biggest and best Halloween party on the planet, supermodel and host of Project Runway Heidi Klum did not disappoint in 2010!

For her 11th Annual Halloween Party the Amazonian blond grew about a foot and a half taller thanks to some boot stilts that were part of an elaborate red and purple robot costume right out of a classic Jack Kirby comic book and was accompanied by her husband Seal who was in an all-silver padded muscle suit!

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Coco and her boobs as an orange-haired nurse and Ice-T as Dr. Stein at Heidi Klum and Seal’s 2010 Halloween party

ByStarcasm Staff

As usual, Coco’s infamous cups were runnething over at the 11th Annual Heidi Klum Halloween party as she tried to pack her infamously oversized trick and treat into a little girl’s sexy nurse costume! Keep reading to see the ninth and tenth wonders of the world and their husband Ice-T.

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s 2010 Halloween costumes: Pirate, Queen of Hearts, leopard

ByAsa Hawks

This is the moment we’ve all been waiting for! The Queen of Halloween Kim Kardashian has unveiled her most recent collection of Halloween costumes and I can’t believe I’m saying this but they are even better than I hoped! Keep reading to see three heart-stopping images from the 2010 Kim Kardashian Halloween Kollection! (Boys under 13 should be accompanied by an adult)

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PHOTOS Busy Philipps as Tinkerbell, Birdie Leigh Silverstein as lil Tinkerbell

ByAsa Hawks

It looks as though Brooke Burke and daughter Heaven Charvet may have some competition for cutest mother/daughter celebrity Halloween costumes! Freaks and Geeks alum Busy Philipps and her daughter Birdie Leigh Silverstein wore matching Tinkerbell costumes to the 17th Annual Dream Halloween event last night and neither of them could have been any more adorable!

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PHOTOS Melissa Rycroft as pregnant Snooki, Tye Strickland as Pauly D

ByAsa Hawks

Former Bachelor contestant Melissa Rycroft and husband Tye Strickland decided to bring down the taste level at the 17th Annual Dream Halloween Event by dressing up as America’s favorite guido and guidette, Snooki and Pauly D from Jersey Shore!

The hilarious costumes were only made more so by the fact that Melissa Rycroft has a little fried pickle in the oven!

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PHOTOS Tori Spelling as a peacock, Dean McDermott as Wolverine

ByAsa Hawks

Tori Spelling, husband Dean McDermott and their two children showed their Halloween spirit Saturday night, arriving at the Children Affected By AIDS Foundation’s 17th Annual Dream Halloween event at Barker Hanger as a peacock, a Fairy Godmother, Wolverine and lil Wolverine!

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PHOTOS Brooke Burke as Catwoman, daughter Heaven Charvet as Batgirl

ByAsa Hawks

An early leader in the run for best celebrity Halloween family portrait is Hollywood hottie Brooke Burke, husband David Charvet and daughters Heaven Charvet, Neriah Shae, and Sierra Sky!

The lovely fivesome made an appearance at the 17th Annual Dream Halloween benefiting CAAF (Children Affected by Aids Foundation) at Barker Hanger on October 30, 2010 in Santa Monica, California. Brooke Burke went with the classic Catwoman leather body suit (MEOW!), husband David went in a matching Batman costume and little Heaven Charvet stole the show as the most adorable Batgirl ever!

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PHOTOS Winx 3D Premiere or “How 7-year-old girls see the world”

ByAsa Hawks

I have no idea what Winx Club is, but I am an uncle with three young nieces so I do know how they think the world ought to look and the Winx 3D “Magical Adventure” Premiere at the Rome International Film Festival pretty much nailed it! Keep reading to be transported to a magical land of fairies, princesses, princes and choreographed dance routines. In other words, either of my niece’s bedrooms.

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PHOTOS VIDEO Angela as a sexy nurse from The Office’s Halloween costume contest

ByAsa Hawks

The Office delivered yet another hilarious Halloween-themed episode last night with the episode “Costume Contest” featuring a plethora of outfits ranging from MacGruber to a trans-gendered Lady Gaga!

But without a doubt there was one costume that stole the show and that was the chronically conservative accountant Angela, who started out as an adorable penguin, but walked the contest runway in a Frederick’s of Hollywood inspired sexy nurse costume!

Keep reading to see a video clip and lots of photos of Angela “cooking her books” for all to see!

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PHOTOS ‘The Office’ 2010 Halloween “Costume Contest”

ByAsa Hawks

If I were to compile a list of the top three things from celbridom that I look forward to at Halloween, sandwiched between Kim Kardashian and Heidi Klum would be the “cast”umes of The Office!

Thanks to NBC.com we get to have a little sneak peek at what some of the characters will be dressed as in Thursday’s episode titled “Costume Contest.” Keep reading to see all the hilarious photos and vote for your favorite in the poll!