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David Boreanaz extorted after affair with Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel?

ByStarcasm Staff

David Boreanaz has admitted to People magazine that he has been unfaithful to his of nearly nine years, Jaime Bergman. The admission comes after a mistress of his got herself a lawyer and threatened taking the story to the media if he didn’t pay up.

Boreanaz has yet to identify the woman in question, merely stating, “I was associated with a woman who I was involved with and had a relationship with,” Boreanaz tells People. “She asked for money. I felt as though I was being blackmailed or there was some sort of extortion.” But, Star Magazine claimed back in October of 2009 that Boreanaz was having an affair with Rachel Uchitel, who nobody knew at the time because The National Enquirer wouldn’t reveal her affair with Tiger Woods until nearly a month later.

Keep reading to find out all the details and get a leg up in your next game of “Six Degrees of Tiger Woods!”

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Did Johnny Depp stop a robbery as Captain Jack Sparrow?

ByDarren O

Without notice Johnny Depp was unexpectedly cast in another Pirate sequel “Pirates of The CarROBbean” yesterday outside of a recording studio in Los Angeles. The 46 year old perennial sexiest man alive contender was with British singer Stephen Jones of the band Babybird when Jones was accosted by a mugger looking for cash.

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From Jersey Shore to Miami Beach: Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi swimsuit pics

ByStarcasm Staff

The Jersey Shore kids are still heating up Miami Beach while they film the second season of their explosive MTV hit, and we’ve got some pics of Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) enjoying the sun in something that very closely resembles a bikini! Sure, it’s a one-piece but it’s a cut-out, and it looks like Snooks may…

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VIDEO Kanye West vs. Cleveland Brown, Jr. on The Cleveland Show

ByAsa Hawks

The egonormous Kanye West once again got the prime time animation treatment, this time from Family Guy spin-off The Cleveland Show. The clip is much kinder and gentler than the brutally hilarious Southpark “Gay Fish” episode and features Kanye and Cleveland, Jr. in a rap slam contest! Keep reading to watch the clip and read the bombastic, sarcastic and even breakfastic lyrics!

Real Housewives of New Jersey interview
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VIDEO Real Housewives of New Jersey talk about Season 2

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 2 premieres tonight on Bravo and all the ladies that like each other (in other words, Danielle wasn’t there) sat down with Us Weekly to dish about the new season. Is there more bubbies talk on the horizon? Yup!

Real Housewives Weave-pulling 2.0: New Jersey Style
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Real Housewives Weave-pulling 2.0: New Jersey Style

ByStarcasm Staff

Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey (a.k.a. the Sopranos and the prostitution-wh0re-turned-born-again-virgin), debuts tonight, and so far the biggest drama they’ve been advertising is a weave-pulling incident. Yawn. If you’re a Bravo fanatic, you know that  Real Housewives of Atlanta already pulled this mess when Sheree Whitfield tugged Kim Zolciak’s weave. Kim’s weave should’ve gotten…

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PHOTO Kelly Bensimon bikini centerfold

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of New York City‘s Kelly Bensimon has gotten quite comfortable wearing next to nothing in front of the paparazzi ever since she made the cover of Playboy magazine back in March. See a centerfold-length photo of her from Miami earlier today sporting a multi-colored Eres bikini and over-sized sunglasses, appearing quite happy to be hundreds of miles away from all The Big Apple drama.

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“The Ballad of Erin Logan” The 2-Liter Bomb interview

ByAsa Hawks

The knee-jerk firing of South Bend, Indiana news anchor Erin Logan has inspired Facebook fan pages, a few starcasm articles and now a song! Take a listen to “The Ballad of Erin Logan” from local punk freestylers 2-Liter Bomb and find out what inspired them to record the grunge folk tune in our exclusive interview!

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VIDEO Conan O’Brien 60 Minutes interview preview clip

ByAsa Hawks

60 Minutes has released a preview clip of Steve Kroft’s interview with Conan O’Brien where the late night talk show host and comedian talks openly for the first time about his acrimonious departure from NBC and The Tonight Show. Keep reading to watch the video – the full interview airs Sunday, May 2 on CBS at 7 PM ET/PT.

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First official Chris Hemsworth Thor photo released

ByAsa Hawks

Marvel continues to stoke the flames of their blockbuster comic book film factory! The world is all a-buzz in anticipation of next week’s release of Iron Man 2 and Marvel is capitalizing on the frenzy by tossing out the first official image of Chris Hemsworth as the Mighty Thor, not due to hit theaters until May 6, 2011!

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Sexy cougar Betty White’s anti-aging secrets

ByStarcasm Staff

Cancel your plans to go out Saturday, May 8 because the hottest party in the world is gonna be on your television when Betty White hosts SNL! Here’s the promo clip, which dispels all those rumors about Betty Swirling on the internet: Transcript: “Thanks to the internet I’m hosting Saturday Night Live! But don’t believe…

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Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey break up, split custody of Nahla

ByAsa Hawks

Halle Berry’s hard luck at love continues as she and Gabriel Aubry are calling it quits after being together more than five years. A source close to the couple says Gabriel initiated the split because of issues with the couple’s age difference. The two are reportedly working amicably together on a 50/50 custody deal for their two-year-old daughter Nahla Ariela Aubry.

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Book Review: RHNY Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen’s Little Kids, Big City

ByStarcasm Staff

On the first season of Real Housewives of New York Alex McCord and her hip-attached Simon van Kempen acted like ridiculous social climbers. They spoke in haughty tones about getting in the social papers after visiting the Met’s Grand Opening, avoiding nonexistent paparazzi, grotesque sneers about “living in the suburbs,” and conspicuously blowing tens of…

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Autopsy links drug use to designer Alexander McQueen’s suicide, which was not his first attempt

ByStarcasm Staff

“He’s wearing your clothes head down to toes, a reaction to you.” – Elliot Smith “Need in the Hay” According to WWD (via Vanity Fair) Paul Knapman, M.D., the physician who performed avant-garde designer Alexander McQueen’s autopsy found “’a significant level of cocaine,’ sleeping pills, and tranquilizers,” in his system, and concluded that the designer…

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VIDEOS Annette Edwards paid $16,000 to look like Jessica Rabbit

ByAsa Hawks

England’s Annette Edwards is a 57-year-old grandmother with a serious obsession with Who Framed Roger Rabbit‘s bunnytastic Jessica Rabbit. The soft-spoken Miss Edwards not only went on a very strict diet in an attempt to achieve Jessica’s impossible hourglass figure, but she has spent over $16,000 for plastic surgery procedures that include a breast lift, cheek implants and chin implants.

Click to see videos of the granny bunny in action and watch a famous celebrity do her best Jessica Rabbit impersonation on SNL!

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Forget Haiti or starving children, give all your money to Stephen Baldwin!

ByStarcasm Staff

Most people,  when they can afford to, like to give a little some of the wealth they’ve gained back to the world, back to the universe, as a :thank you” of sorts. Sometimes it’s texting the Red Cross to send aid to Haiti, making a donation to a cancer research fund, or donating your time…

Alexis Neiers Arlington talks with attorney Jeffery K. Rubenstein, Esq.
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Alexis Neiers strikes back at the Vanity Fair Nancy Jo Sales article by talking to a group of five school children

ByStarcasm Staff

Sunday’s episode of E!’s controversial reality frolic Pretty Wild, showed Alexis Neiers’ bittersweet dance with fame and publicity. She was excited about getting a “spread” in the respected magazine: Alexis: “I got an offer to do a spread in Vanity Fair just about me to explain my side of the story.”   Tess: “And there’s…

PHOTOS Ron Burgundy’s Sex Panther motorcycle

ByAsa Hawks

For fans of Anchorman and the extremely pungent and hard to find “Sex Panther” cologne, I give you Sex Panther: The Motorcycle! Yeah, it smells like gasoline too, but that’s because it runs on the stuff! This bike is so fast it’s illegal in nine countries, and it’s made with bits of real panther so you know it’s good. Want to make this little kitty purr? Just hop on and you and the woman of your dreams will be doing the no pants dance within an hour!

Have no idea what I’m talking about? Keep reading to see photos of the bike and a video that will explain it all.

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VIDEO The Bachelor Jake Pavelka cries after Dancing with the Stars elimination

ByAsa Hawks

The hunky and charming Jake Pavelka must have been experiencing flashbacks to when Jillian booted him off of The Bachelorette as America decided being really nice and humble wasn’t enough to justify bringing him back to perform another week. Watch as an emotional Jake expresses his thanks and gratitude to the show, his dance partner and viewers.

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Sandra Bullock secretly adopts a baby boy, files for divorce

ByAsa Hawks

In an exclusive interview with People magazine, Sandra Bullock reveals that she has filed for divorce from her husband Jesse James and that the couple secretly brought home a 3 1/2-month-old boy back in January!

His name is Louis Bardo Bullock and Sandra plans on finalizing the adoption as a single parent. Keep reading for more details from the bombshell interview!

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VIDEO – Heidi Montag’s plastic surgeries leave her unable to chew a hamburger

ByStarcasm Staff

Tonight on the season premiere of the final run of The Hills, Heidi Montag takes her newly altered body and face (thanks to 10 plastic surgery procedures) and her giant void of self-esteem to visit her family. In the clip (via US Weekly) below she’s seen trying to explain to her mother (who comes off…

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Billy Corgan blasts Courtney Love with Twitter bombs

ByDarren O

Melon Collie and the Infinite Madness! Billy Corgan has opened up the twitter bomb bay doors and is unleashing a full on destructive raid on his old friend, lover and music-collaborator Courtney Love. Apparently Corgan is on fire about some songs that he helped Courtney out with for her band’s (Hole) just released “Nobody’s Daughter”. See the tweets and feel the “love”.

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The City’s Kelly Cutrone was once a rock star, had a record deal with Atlantic

ByStarcasm Staff

In PR girl Kelly Cutrone’s memoir/power girl guide, If You Have To Cry, Go Outside, we learn a bit about what it’s like to follow your dreams, or our own sense of what feels right against the giant sea tide of parental and societal pressures, but we also learn a great deal about Kelly Cutrone’s…

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Listen to Countess Luann De Lesseps new single “Money Can’t Buy You Class”

ByStarcasm Staff

Real Housewives of New York’s resident Playgirl Countess LuAnn De Lesseps’ wobbly dance (Auto)tune “Money Can’t Buy You Class”  is finally out! A couple of weeks ago on Watch What Happens Live Andy Cohen cheekily stated that the best $.99 of his life will be spent downloading this sucker. He probably washed that statement down…

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Jesse James mistress Melissa Smith’s apology fax to Sandra Bullock

ByAsa Hawks

Jesse James mistress number two Melissa Smith decided she would take the ‘high road’ and fax Sandra Bullock a personal apology. It seems she also decided to take the low road and send a copy to TMZ.

Judging from her latest tattoo this is something Melissa really had to get off her chest! Read the full apology and find out what’s next on Melissa’s “To Do” list – after Jesse James and faxing an apology to Sandra!

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Who is Bravo’s ‘Work of Art’ mentor Simon de Pury?

ByDarren O

Bravo kicks off its Project Runway inspired fine art reality competition show Work of Art: The Next Great Artist June 9th, featuring 14 aspiring visual artists competing for $200,000 and a show at the Brooklyn Museum. The announcement has sparked a good deal of debate about whether or not a Project Runway type format can work when trying to measure the talents of visual artists trained in different media against one another, but that debate pales in comparison to the more important question:

Who did they get to be their Tim Gunn?!?

The answer: Simon de Pury. Keep reading to find out more about this charismatic gavel guru of the art world including photos, video and brief bio. Will he be able to “Make it Work?”

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VIDEO: Zach Galifianakis dances with help from Peter Cetera

ByDarren O

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! This is the name of a show, no I am serious. Hard to believe but true and on ‘Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!’ on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim is a skit featuring maybe the funniest guy going right now Mr. Zach Galifianakis as Little Dancing Man. ‘The Hangover’ star and highly regarded stand-up plays a, well, uh, just watch the preview clip! And yes that is THE Peter Cetera with the vocal assist.

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VIDEO and Photos: Kristin Cavallari of ‘The Hills’ in Las Vegas sporting a tiny black bikini

ByDarren O

The Hills have eyes, and other assets! Following on the “heels” of ‘The Hills’ co-star Audrina Patridge’s Vegas pool party the lovely Kristin Cavallari wowed the fine folks at the Liquid Pool Lounge at Aria in MGM’s Center City. She was on the scene to host the party and she didn’t disappoint sporting a tiny, wee-little, is it even there, black bikini bottom and see through top along with the fashion must, stripper high-heels. Check it out!

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SPOILER Bachelorette Season 6: Ali Fedotowsky’s surprise phone call

ByAsa Hawks

Ali Fedotowsky hasn’t even finished filming Season 6 of The Bachelorette and there’s already headline drama from the set! No need to worry diehard fans, the spoiler alert here is pretty minor and gives nothing away about who gets eliminated when – just an unbelievable turn of events that is sure to make your jaw drop to the floor – all because of one phone call!

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Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband Damon Thomas physically abused her, ordered her to get liposuction

ByStarcasm Staff

Years before Kim Kardashian was the headliner of her family’s reality-lifestyle brand, she was a relatively unknown socialite who eloped with a kind-of big-time music producer named Damon Thomas, pictured left in the pic above. Kim doesn’t talk about this time in her life often (they were married from 2000-2004), and The Daily Mail (via…

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VIDEO Watch the new Twilight Eclipse trailer 2

ByAsa Hawks

The Twilight movie factory is still going full steam! The third installment of the tween-into-green vampire franchise Twilight: Eclipse hits US theaters on June 30 and today Summit Entertainment released the second official trailer on Oprah.com. But don’t worry, 850 bazillion Twilight fans have already uploaded it to Youtube, including this high definition version!

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Bret Michaels hospitalized with brain hemorrhage, in critical condition

ByAsa Hawks

Poison front man and reality show veteran Bret Michaels is in critical condition at an undisclosed hospital after suffering a “massive subarachnoid hemorrhage (bleeding at the base of his brain stem).” Michaels just had an appendectomy April 12 and began experiencing severe headaches Thursday night before being rushed to the hospital.

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Who is Bravo’s ‘Work of Art’ host China Chow?

ByDarren O

Find out all about the sexy China Chow who will be hosting the upcoming Project Runway-inspired reality show on Bravo titled Work of Art: The Next Great Artist. The show will bring in 14 aspiring artists in a competition for a high profile show and a large cash prize. See photos, and video of the lovely Chow and find out what qualifies her to be the Heidi Klum of the art world!

VIDEO: Naomi Campbell punches out camera when asked about a ‘blood diamond’

ByDarren O

Short tempered super-model Naomi Campbell was at it again this time taking out her frustrations on a video camera with her fist. In an interview with ABC News she was asked if she ever received a ‘blood diamond’ from notorious and ousted African dictator Charles Taylor. Check out the video here.

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VIDEO: Ashley Graham in banned Lane Bryant ad featuring the plus-size model deemed too hot for ABC

ByDarren O

So what’s all the fuss about, there is NOTHING about Ashley that is offensive to me. In an unexplainable move ABC decided to pull a Lane Bryant ad from “Dancing With the Stars” deeming it too racy. Are you crazy? Some of the dances on that show are performed in less than underwear. Check out the banned spot and the smoking hot Ashley Graham.

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Arrest warrant issued for RHOC Gretchen Rossi in Jay Photoglou lawsuit

ByAsa Hawks

Earlier today an Orange County Superior Court judge issued a warrant for the arrest of Real Housewives of Orange County’s Gretchen Rossi after the controversial reality starlet failed to appear for a court hearing stemming from a lawsuit filed by Gretchen’s ex-boyfriend Jay Photoglou.

But, before things escalated into a high speed chase involving multiple police cars and a hot blond on a Harley Davidson, the judge had second thoughts and said he would hold onto the warrant for one more week, allowing Gretchen one last chance before she and Slade Smiley become Bravo’s new reality show Bonnie and Slade.

Read all the legal details of the bitter feud between Jay and Gretchen. Plus, there’s an Old West wanted poster!

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RHNY Ramona Singer and Mario Singer renew their vows; better than the first time

ByStarcasm Staff

Ramona Singer is quickly turning into my favorite New York Housewife. Maybe her Tru Renewal™ process is actually working, but her on-camera persona has shifted from close to bat-sh!t to maybe the sanest person in the room (if not a little quirky, tipsy, and shamelessly outspoken). It’s Ramona’s relentless honesty that reels me in. Who…

The xx “Islands” video premiere: Destruction through repetition

ByStarcasm Staff

“Islands”, directed by Saam Farahmand starts off with The xx’s signature theme of symmetry as a kiss before the backdrop of a glowing x turns into a pop-art style of choreography as the band members glare coolly from a couch in the middle. The light behind the lovers is so bright it obscures the vision…

Aspiring actor Hector Penate admits to affair with Larry King’s wife Shawn Southwick

Bycarrieglass

Apparently while Larry King is asking Pamela Anderson about her underwear, and diddling his sister-in-law Shannon Engemann, his wife Shawn Southwick was spending quality time with aspiring actor (and little league coach) Hector Penate. All this sporting behavior is kind of, sort of, leading to a messy divorce while everyone stakes claim on their money…

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Twitter War: Did Samantha Ronson spit in Lindsay Lohan’s face?

ByDarren O

Self destructing Lindsay Lohan is making the best of her limited resources by using the free online tool Twitter to tell everybody that her ex-lesbian lover Samantha Ronson had spit in her face at a birthday party. Check out Sam’s response or lack there of. Poor, poor Lindsay.

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Megan Hauserman on jail: It was disgusting, horrible and traumatizing

ByStarcasm Staff

Reality love competition show veteran (her last one ended in tragedy) Megan Hauserman is speaking out about her DUI arrest and time in jail April 16, 2010. She says it was “disgusting, and horrible, and traumatizing.” Early int he morning Megan was pulled over in a black BMW after she was weaving between car lanes…

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Tara Reid calls off her wedding to Michael Axtmann

ByAsa Hawks

Tara Reid was engaged? Apparently so!

Internet entrepreneur Michael Axtmann and Tara were planning to get married next month after his dramatic proposal at The Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles January 18, which brought applause from patrons at the restaurant.

No word if the couple broke off the engagement at a restaurant, eliciting boos from the patrons. The only word from Tara Reid about it is this short statement: “Tara Reid has confirmed that she will not be moving forward with her May 22 nuptials.” (via People)

Keep reading to find out my theories as to what may have led to the break up!

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16 & Pregnant Kailyn Lowry: Season 2, Episode 10 recap and review

ByStarcasm Staff

When we meet Kailyn Lowry, an 18-year-old from Easton, Pennsylvania, she’s in a predicament much bigger than just being pregnant. She’s never met her father, but is interested in finding him after his sister finds her on Facebook, her mom is living in a hotel with her boyfriend, and Kail is living with her boyfriend…

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Oksana Grigorieva is removing a communist hammer and sickle tattoo Mel Gibson recommended

ByStarcasm Staff

The mother of Mel Gibson’s eighth child, and now ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva gave a cryptic press conference Monday in Moscow about the split, hinting at more information to come. Here’s the direct quote: “I can tell you that … we have split up, suddenly and recently. Unfortunately, I cannot give you the reason. But you…

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Kelly LeBrock: “shocking” things about ex-husband Steven Seagal in tell-all book

ByAsa Hawks

The recent allegations of sexual harassment against actor Steven Seagal come as no surprise to his ex-wife Kelly LeBrock who tells TMZ, “I have many shocking things to say about Mr. Seagal which will be known soon when my book comes out.” But she stopped short of leaking any of the details claiming, “I will refrain from saying anything specific now because of our 3 children.”

Click to see images of LeBrock in 1985’s Weird Science and what she looks like now!

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The Bachelorette Files: Kasey Kahl Videos Photos and bio

ByAsa Hawks

The latest installment of “The Bachelorette Files” features 27-year-old Kasey Kahl of Fresno, California, who will be one of 25 eligible bachelors competing for the heart of Ali Fedotowsky. See photos, read a brief bio and even watch a couple videos of Kasey so you’ll be ready when the season starts May 24!

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Kate Hudson shows off her alleged new boob job at Coachella 2010

ByStarcasm Staff

alleged Last week US Weekly broke the story that boy-chested Kate Hudson had gotten a couple of miro-sized breast implants. They supported it with a side-by-side comparison that definitely looked that she has gone from almost completely flat to a very small A-cup size. They have a source that said Kate got a procedure done…

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Reality star Shayne Lamas elopes with Thedirty.com’s Nik Richie in Vegas

ByStarcasm Staff

Holy reality blogger balls! Shayne Lamas (credits: being Lorenzo Lamas’ daughter, winner of Season 12 of The Bachelor, and star of reality show Leave it to Lamas), has eloped with Nik Richie (real name Hooman Karamian), founder of the skin blog thedirty.com which was made famous by posting pictures of RHOC star Gretchen Rossi doing…

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Gretchen Rossi Wants To Have Slade Smiley’s Kids

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All Real Housewives of Orange County fans can start groaning: Gretchen Rossi, who hooked up with the loathsome Slade Smiley last season, is now making the rounds announcing she wants to have Slade’s children. Could she possibly be preparing us for a marriage and kids storyline on RHOC Season 6? Or even worse: a spin-off?…

WNDU deletes their own story about firing anchor Erin Logan

ByAsa Hawks

It’s a vicious Catch-22 when a television station can’t cover a big story because they are the story. WNDU in South Bend, Indiana ran into that problem when they fired their news anchor Erin Logan the day after she was arrested for disorderly conduct after having a few too many drinks. The news station announced her firing on their web site complete with a mug shot, then reconsidered and deleted it along with the readers’ comments.

Click to see the original page and some of the comments that were almost lost forever!

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VIDEO Willie Nelson high on pot on Larry King Live

ByAsa Hawks

It seems like only last week Larry King was bouncing around in Snoop Dogg’s lemon yellow “sunshiningly-pimped-up” 1967 Pontiac Parisienne. But it wasn’t enough to have the second most adored pot smoker on the planet on his show, Larry King had to go out and get the top dogg himself, Willie Nelson! Watch Willie admitting he toked up just before going on the show as well as a duet with Larry on “Blue Skies.”

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PHOTO Jennifer Aniston’s nude Lolavie perfume ad

ByAsa Hawks

Tired of having those commitment-hungry men hanging all over you constantly talking about settling down, having kids and never, ever breaking up? No problem! Now you too can smell like loneliness thanks to a brand new perfume by Jennifer Aniston called Lonely Lolavie! Keep reading to see a new ad for the perfume featuring Jen all by herself on a romantic beach at sunset wearing only a blanket made for one!

PHOTOS: Erin Logan of WNDU in South Bend arrested and fired after altercation, no charges were made
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PHOTOS: Erin Logan of WNDU in South Bend arrested and fired after altercation, no charges were made

ByDarren O

WNDU-TV in South Bend, IN has fired their news anchor Erin Logan after a drunken altercation involving Christopher (Chris) Zorich a former Notre Dame, Chicago Bear and Washington Redskin football star. Zorich is currently the manager of student welfare and development for Notre Dame. See photos of Erin as well as a Video report she filed starring: Chris Zorich!