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20 quotes from the Duck Dynasty Season 3 premiere

Wednesday night’s double-shot Duck Dynasty premiere smashed the competitors as 8.62 million viewers tuned in for the first show, followed by 8.53 million for the second. Heck Jack, the lead-in and lead-out re-run episodes pulled in over 4 million peeps each. As a shout-out to the power of the bearded ones, here’s 20 quotes from the big night! Get your cup of tea ready as Si whips out a quotable whipping stick on Phil and the boys (and gals).

Reporter laughing at cat’s swimming weight-loss regimen has comments made about her weight

Weekend Morning Anchor Susan Bahorich of WDBJ7 out of Roanoke, Virginia was assigned the difficult task of narrating a brief piece about an area feline who was using swimming as a means to shed some kitty-pounds. While Susan gave it her best, things quickly descended into a giggle-fest and the footage of her uncontrollable laughter combined with the visuals of said cat has went viral. Now folks who are upset with Susan’s behavior have used this as a platform to take shots at her physical appearance.

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Honey Boo Boo catches Girl Scouts ire for breaking cookie selling code

Girl Scout cookies are serious business in addition to being seriously addictive. There’s all kinds of rules and regulations in this highly competitive kid market and it looks like Honey Boo Boo has run afoul of these laws. See the banned banner that the Thompsons posted to their popular Facebook page and get Mama June’s response to all of this cookie madness.

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PHOTOS JWoww gets duct tape creative for NOH8, celebrates birthday

Jennifer Farley, known to the world of reality TV fans as JWoww, seriously busted out in her NOH8 campaign photo shoot. With the help of some creative duct tape placement, because all good Americans know anything can be done with duct tape, the star of Jersey Shore and Snooki & JWoww made quite a splash as she showed her support for LGBT rights. Oh yeah, it’s also Jennifer’s birthday today!

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VIDEOS Harry Styles keeps getting nailed in the nads by audience projectiles

There is an epidemic in the world of One Direction’s heart throb Harry Styles. The guy keeps getting his family jewels nailed by projectiles from audience members. See the recent not so soft-shoe strike and then catch an earlier clip in which Harry suffered yet another hairy hari-kari mishap. For the love of America’s Funniest Home Videos can the groin blasting stop!?!

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The song Emily Kinney sang at the end of The Walking Dead last night

The vagabond crew of The Walking Dead are barely hanging on in the prison as the ever-present walkers and The Governor are bearing down on them. In last night’s episode entitled “I Ain’t a Judas” the closing scene of desperation was beautifully set as Beth Greene, played by Emily Kinney, broke out in solemn song. Find out what the song is and see the official music video from the legendary artist who recorded it. Just to say I did it – Warning SPOILERS!

Why was Kristen Stewart on crutches for the Oscars?

It’s been kind of a rough award week for Snow White & the Huntsmen star Kristen Stewart. Her film, Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part II, swept the infamous bad-not-good Razzie awards and she was recently listed as the least sexy celebrity in some random poll conducted in Great Britain.

Adding injury to insult, the On the Road actress was forced to make the all important Oscars red carpet stroll on crutches this year. As soon as she appeared laboriously making her way to the theater for the big evening, folks were wondering what happened that led to the need for the devices.

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Vegas odds on Oscar winners for Best Picture, Best Actor and Best Actress

Oscar night is nearly upon us and for those of you planning to have a get together we figured we’d help you dominate in your Oscar pool for the big party. Check out a Vegas odds maker’s lines for the three main categories and find out my one outlier pick that should’ve been for Best Actress.

AUDIO Sad guy with impounded dog threatens to sue photographer who helped him

When animal lover and photographer Maria Sanchez posted a photo of Dave Thomas weeping next to his impounded pup Buzz Lightyear the internets lit up in a collective need to help the guy out. Thanks to Maria’s diligence, Buzz and Dave were reunited. So what is Dave doing to show his gratitude? Dude is threatening to sue Sanchez, affirming the adage, “no good deed goes unpunished.”

VIDEO TSA apologizes for traumatizing disabled 3-year-old

TSA airport screeners are notorious for getting a bad rap, and the following story that led a 3-year-old wheelchair-bound toddler to scream out in tears, “I don’t wanna to go to Disney World,” will certainly do nothing to improve their image. See the footage a protective mother took when the TSA requested a pat down of her disabled daughter in spite of them informing her it was illegal to film what they were doing.

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Jason Patric loses custody battle for artificially inseminated son

In one of the stranger Hollywood custody battles in recent history, The Lost Boys and Rush actor Jason Patric’s attempt to win custody and paternity rights for his artificially inseminated son has been denied by a judge. Get the history of Patric and ex-girlfriend Danielle Schreiber that led to the heated battle and find out why the law wasn’t on Jason’s side.

Mom learns of son’s death via a mysterious Facebook message from the police

Anna Lamb-Creasey from Clayton County, Georgia is outraged after she discovered that her son had died via a mysterious Facebook message from the police. Find out how a random message from a “Misty Hancock” that featured the image of rapper T.I. for it’s profile image became the means by which this mom ascertained the tragic news.

VIDEO Marijuana grower and cast member Mike Boutin discusses ‘Weed Country’

Tonight the Discovery Channel is rolling out what they’re calling “Weed Wednesdays” with the premiere of Weed Country. The show takes a full view of the growers, dealers, law enforcement and dispensaries that operate around the Emerald Triangle on the border of California and Oregon. Mike Boutin is one of the growers featured on the show and he’s an aggressive and public proponent of the legalization of marijuana. See a recent interview with Mike as he reveals how being on the show puts him in further danger of getting arrested and why he felt a responsibility to take that risk.

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VIDEO Robin Roberts makes a joyful return to Good Morning America

Just 5 months after undergoing a bone marrow transplant, Robin Roberts is back on TV this morning with Good Morning America. The popular host is in the process of recovering from MDS, a blood and bone marrow disease. She sported cropped hair and looked slightly frail from her battles but displayed the glowing smile and enthusiasm that has endured her to so many fans.

Oklahoma teen under investigation after posting image of slain pit bull

18-year-old Caisen Green of Tahlequah, Oklahoma posted a gruesome image of a pit bull he shot and killed with an arrow to Facebook with the caption, “For all you Pit lovers out there. Here’s what happens when one shows up around my house.” He’s since received death threats and is under investigation. See the image in question (via link), find out what the local authorities are doing and why the threats levied upon the young man are being taken just as seriously as the shooting of the dog.

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Preachers’ Daughters cast photos, bios and Twitter links

On March 12th, Lifetime will be premiering their brand new docu-series Preachers’ Daughters which follows the lives of three families as viewers are provided, “a behind-the-altar look at what happens at home after the sermon concludes… revealing a hard-hitting but often humorous look at the lives of these pastors’ daughters as they balance the temptations every teenager faces with their parents’ strict expectations and code of conduct as influenced by their faith.” We’ve rounded up pics, bios and more for the three young ladies who are the focus of the show.

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Dr. Drew responds to 5th ‘Celebrity Rehab’ death in 2 years

One of the stories to erupt in the wake of singer Mindy McCready’s death from an apparent suicide is the tragic loss of life for former cast members of Celebrity Rehab. McCready’s passing marks the 5th death in 2 years for those that have sought assistance via the VH1 TV show hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky. See who likened Dr. Drew to Jack Kevorkian via Twitter and read Pinsky’s official response to the sad news of McCready’s passing.

Pastor apologizes for God gratuity remark that resulted in Applebee’s server being fired

An Applebee’s server by the name of Chelsea Welch posted what she deemed as an “insulting and comical” receipt to Reddit in which customer Pastor Alois Bell wrote, “I give God 10% why do you get 18.” Since the image went viral Chelsea got canned and Pastor Bell was demonized for her snide remark. See the receipt in question, Chelsea’s response to losing her job, what Applebee’s had to say and Pastor Bell’s apology and version of what happened.

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Is Hulk Hogan’s daughter’s legs tweet inappropriate?

Hulk Hogan is a proud daddy and to prove it he posted a photo of his daughter Brooke Hogan’s legs for all of his followers to enjoy. Some folks found this to be offensive and the pic has since been removed from host Lockerz. See the image and let us know if you have any problem with what The Hulkster did.

Chicago mom mourns after losing all four children to separate gun violence tragedies

On Saturday at least five people were gunned down on the streets of Chicago as the violence in that city raged on. One of the men who died was 34-year-old Ronnie Chambers. He was the last surviving child of Shirley Chambers who has now lost all four of her children to gun violence. See a local news interview with Chambers as she tries to cope with the unthinkable tragedies that have beset her family.

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Ex Buckwild cast member discusses pay, synthetic weed on set and hooking up with Salwa

The dude on the other end of the Tyler Boulet fist fight that aired on Buckwild shared some interesting insights into the show at a local viewing party during an impromptu interview. Check out his thoughts on the authenticity of the show, how much he got paid and how he even claims to have hooked up with Salwa Amin.

Halle Berry dipped her tata into a bowl of guacamole for Movie 43

Movie 43 features one of the most insane ensemble casts in the history of insane Hollywood ensemble casts doing insane things all in the name of hilarious insanity. One of the big names who takes a turn on the upcoming flick is actress Halle Berry. While previews have shown her blowing out the birthday candle of a visually impaired young boy it appears as if she went much, much further. As a bonus, read the list of all the famous peeps listed so far that will be appearing in the film.

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America’s Next Top Model winner Lisa D’Amato shares gruesome facial injury pics

Lisa D’Amato, who won the all-star cycle of America’s Next Top Model in 2011, is recovering from a freak accident that has temporarily jacked up her photogenic face. Not one to keep things from her fans, Lisa shared some pretty intense images (read- warning graphic) of her injuries via Instagram and Facebook.

VIDEO First clip of Ashton Kutcher in Steve Jobs biopic

Ashton Kutcher was eager to take the role of late Apple co-founder Steve Jobs and now we’re getting the first look at his portrayal of the game-changing entrepreneur. jOBS premieres tomorrow at the Sundance Film Festival and in the following clip you see Kutcher and actor Josh Gad, 1600 Penn, as Apple co-founders Jobs and Steve Wozniak. Check it out and let us know what you think of Kutcher’s work.

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High school heart: Homecoming king nominees’ gracious secret pact

High school can be hell and we certainly post up our fair share of the rampant bullying epidemic that haunts the hallways of our learning institutions. This time around, however, I’m showing that high school kids can have heart as represented by three would-be homecoming kings from Tennessee and a gracious idea that resulted in a standing ovation from the entire school.

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Another day, another Florida back alley buttocks injection scandal

I hail from Florida and whilst doing this here line of work I often find myself asking, “What the hell is wrong with you Sunshine State!?!” I guess the legendary tail and tale of fake Dr. Oneal Morris wasn’t enough as we now have another back alley buttocks injection scandal in our midst, thanks to Calvin Edward Butler. Read on for a patient/victim’s first hand account of how the procedure worked and what the police have charged Butler with.

VIDEO Watch two dudes in complete agony simulate labor contractions

Somewhere Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O have to be kicking themselves in the babymakers wondering why they never attempted the following TV gold. Two dudes, Dennis Storm and Valerio Zeno from their Dutch show Guinea Pigs, decided they would do their best at simulating pregnancy contractions, proving what we already knew; men really aren’t cut out for that line of work. Dennis and Valerio had electrodes strapped to their stomachs and were given increased voltage over a 2 1/2 hour period. What resulted was some serious agony and overall horrific screams of pain and suffering. Enjoy it all you moms out there… As a bonus I even did a GIF keepsake.

Steve Harvey’s birthday surprise leaves him in tears, video goes viral

Steve Harvey recently celebrated a birthday on his show and the producers dropped a serious surprise on the popular comedian. Harvey’s overwhelming and tearful (happy tears) response let everyone know that what went down was unquestionably unbeknownst to him. The call came from a couple that helped Steve out during a difficult period in his life. Get some tissues ready and watch as Harvey gets verklempt while speaking to the people he’d been looking to track down for years.

Wes Welker’s wife Anna Burns Welker burns on Ray Lewis then apologizes

Last night the Baltimore Ravens dismantled the New England Patriots in the 2nd half of the AFC Championship game and afterwords, one of the P-Men’s wives fired off on retiring linebacker Ray Lewis in retaliation. Anna Burns Welker, the wife of fantasy league points-per-reception living legend wide receiver Wes Welker, took to her Facebook page and let Ray Lewis have an earful. She also happens to be a former Miss Hooters International, so as we catch up on her trash talk I’ll include some random bikini pics, because, well…. ‘MERICA!

14-year-old protects rape victim, sister and brother from attacker

Showing remarkable resolve and clarity of thought, 14-year-old James Persyn III of Shepherd, Michigan protected a rape victim and his siblings from an attacker. Read on for James’ tale of heroism and how the evening ended with the attacker dead but not before he made one last Facebook post from his cellphone.

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Alexia Echevarria suing over son’s near-fatal car crash

Real Housewives of Miami cast member Alexia Echevarria is taking her insurance company to court following a horrific car accident involving her youngest son Frankie. She filed the lawsuit in Florida against Garcia Lorenzo & Associates, claiming that they did not execute her policy correctly after bills mounted. Find out the amount she is seeking in damages and get the latest on Frankie’s recovery.

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Manti Te’o saga puts MTV’s Catfish in limelight

In the wake of Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o’s incredulous story, MTV’s Catfish is getting some serious exposure. Find out what co-creators Nev Schulman and Max Joseph had to say about the explosive new interest in “catfishing” and how all of this could result in a serious ratings spike for the already well-received show.

Teen missing after video of violent fight was posted to Facebook

Authorities are searching for 14-year-old Baileigh Karam, who has went missing after a video involving the teen in a fist fight was posted to Facebook. Baileigh’s mom, Karen Karam, hasn’t seen her since the fight took place last Friday. In the footage, a group of girls can be seen gathered around cheering the brawl that happened at Carlsbad High School in Carlsbad, California. See a local news report that includes a portion of the violent melee and find out who to contact if you have any information on her whereabouts.

VIDEO Inspiring Lazaro Arbos steals spotlight from Idol judges

During the 2nd episode for season 12 of American Idol last night the show finally unveiled a contestant that was able to take the spotlight away from feuding Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj. 21-year-old Lazaro Arbos, who emigrated to America from Cuba with his family when he was 10, lives with a severe stutter. When asked by Mariah Carey about his speech disorder the Naples, Florida resident said coping was like a “rollercoaster.” See his inspiring performance of “Bridge Over Troubled Water.”

Dear Abby creator, Pauline Phillips, passes away at 94

The creator of one of the most successful advice columns in print history, Pauline Phillips, has passed away at the age of 94. Phillips started her “Dear Abby” work under the pen name Abigail Van Buren in 1956. Her column appeared in over 1,200 papers and reached an estimated 90 million readers. Read on for some fascinating information about the legend including who her famous identical twin sister was and enjoy 10 memorable quotes from her archives.

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Shakira shares intimate maternity photo, hosts virtual baby shower for charity

Shakira and her soccer star boyfriend Gerard Pique posed for the above intimate photo in promotion of an online baby shower being hosted by the couple for charity. See the pic featuring the seriously pregnant “Hips Don’t Lie” singer and a shirtless Gerard and find out about the virtual charity event in association with UNICEF.

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VIDEO Did Amber Rose accidentally confirm marriage to Wiz Khalifa?

It looks like all the rumors about Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose getting married might be true! A well-prepared TMZ photog caught a seriously pregnant Rose out on the street and gave her a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ice cream bar. It was such an odd offering that it got Amber smiling, and talking. See and read her comment that has most folks convinced the two are husband and wife.

VIDEO Homemade live-action remake of Toy Story is awesome.

Two teenagers from Arizona, Jonason Pauley and Jesse Perrotta, decided they would do a live-action re-enactment of Toy Story, as in the entire film! After two years of work they completed their homemade masterpiece and got permission from Pixar to upload it to YouTube. Since its premiere on January, 12th it already has over 4 million views. Check out the film and a gallery of caps for this wonderful example of youthful exuberance and determination.

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Anna Kendrick REALLY enjoys Ryan Gosling’s films

As a profesh-i-nall blogger I’ve concluded that the ladies like them some Ryan Gosling. This Gosling-love has spread far and wide across these here internets with memes and pics and tweets and whatnot but I think actress Anna Kendrick may have just went next-level! Kendrick has a sweet and demure public image and has taken on roles that reflect this quality in films such as Pitch Perfect and 50/50. Heck, she describes herself as pale and awkward on her Twitter account. Don’t let this public persona fool you though, there’s a tiger under that shroud of meekness and Gosling’s the man that lets it out of its cage!

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’s Uncle Poodle reveals he’s HIV positive

Lee Thompson, more commonly known as Uncle Poodle from the hit show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, has tested HIV positive. Alana Thompson’s openly gay uncle revealed this news in a recent candid interview with Fenuxe, an Atlanta-based bi-weekly publication written for the gay community. In addition, Lee discussed how he became infected and how this discovery led to a difficult decision to press charges.