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TEEN MOM tabloid cover stories for Nov. 8, 2010

ByAsa Hawks

The second season of Teen Mom is over but these memorable mommies still have media momentum as their personal lives continue to gobble up valuable real estate on the covers of the weekly tabloids! Keep reading to find out all sorts of dark secrets about Amber including losing Leah, her pending arrest, her abuse of prescription drugs, suicide threats and rumors of cutting! Also, is Maci taking Bentley away to Los Angeles to star in her own TV show?!?

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16 and Pregnant post show interview with Brooke Smitherman-Tarrant

ByAsa Hawks

Catch up on how Brooke Smitherman-Tarrant is doing since filming on her episode wrapped up! Brooke talks about how she and Cody met, the birth control mix up that led to her getting pregnant, how things have been and what the couple has planned for their future and Brody’s.

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16 and Pregnant’s Felicia Cooke photos, videos, bio and links

ByAsa Hawks

Episode 2 of 16 and Pregnant Season 2b features Felicia Cooke, a half-Honduran high school student from Lewisville, Texas. Keep reading to find out all you need to know about Felicia, baby daddy Alex and their daughter Genesis including pictures, video and links to Felicia’s Facebook and Formspring accounts!

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PHOTO First overweight female superhero film “Blubberella” directed by Uwe Bol

ByAsa Hawks

Forget Sharktopus and Dinoshark, the new measuring stick for feature film ridiculosity promises to be the latest project from director Uwe Boll featuring the world’s first overweight female superhero titled Blubberella!

The first female fat superhero …
She will kick major ass – with her major ass!

(I’m not making this up!)

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Bravo moving ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ to Sunday nights beginning November7

ByAsa Hawks

Bravo made a pledge at their 2010 upfront presentation that they would be providing viewers with five nights of original programming and beginning November 7 they will be making good on that pledge!

The immensely popular peaches from The Real Housewives of Atlanta will move from their Monday night time slot to a new home Sunday night at 10pm, replacing reruns of Law & Order: Criminal Intent. (This marks the first time any of the women on the show have ever changed homes not because of divorce or foreclosure. Zing!) Keep reading for a quote from Bravo president Frances Berwick about the reasoning for the move.

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PHOTOS Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen in Antony and Cleopatra costumes for 2010 Dream Halloween

ByAsa Hawks

I’ve been anxiously awaiting the first celebrity Halloween costumes of the year so imagine my joyous surprise when the cherry poppers turned out to be two of my favorite Real Housewives: Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen! The Big Apple mom and pop brought their two “chums” out to the 2010 Dream Halloween at Capitale in New York City on October 24, 2010. Alex was a smashing Cleopatra and Simon made for a mighty fine Roman metrosexual in his matching Antony costume while the two boys wore adorable Iron Man and Avatar Na’vi costumes.

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16 and Pregnant: Brooke Smitherman-Tarrant photos, video, bio and links

ByAsa Hawks

16 and Pregnant kicks off the second half of their second season with 17-year-old Brooke Smitherman-Tarrant who represents two firsts for the mama drama franchise. Not only is she the first married girl to give birth on the show, but she’s also the first race car driver! OK conservative critics of the show, you can be quiet now!

Keep reading to find out all about Brooke, husband Cody and their son Brody!

VIDEO Watch Kanye West’s ‘Runaway’ online (full version)

ByAsa Hawks

Kanye West premiered his 34+ minute music video for “Runaway” on MTV earlier tonight and the ground-breaking mini-movie that many critics think might revive the music video art form is now available to watch in its entirety online! Keep reading to watch the complete video in all of its surreal glory!

Sister Wives Brown family tree with Kody Brown, his 4 sister wives and all 16 children
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PHOTO Sister Wives Brown family tree chart

ByAsa Hawks

It was already difficult keeping up with the 21 family members on TLC’s hit reality series Sister Wives which features Utah polygamist Kody Brown and his four wives, but throw in the fact that some of the children are from a previous marriage and that one of the sister wives was married to a brother of another sister wife, and what you’re left with is a big ol’ polygamuddy mess!

So we combined some professional-grade ancestegery with a bit of graphic design and came up with a “family tree” that should help simplify matters.

Tiki Barber and mistress Traci Lynn Johnson are married now
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PHOTOS Tiki Barber shows off trophy mistress Traci Johnson at UNICEF charity event

ByAsa Hawks

Tiki Barber’s wife of eleven years Ginny Barber was eight months pregnant with twins when the former NFL running back left her behind for 23-year-old Traci Johnson, a blond bombshell and former NBC intern. Since that time Tiki and his new gal have seemingly been in hiding, thanks in large part to T.B.’s sudden lack of employment opportunities. But the lovely couple made a very public appearance Wednesday in New York City at a UNICEF charity event, and we have the photos! Also, we took the opportunity to present Tiki with one of our most prestigious awards!

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PHOTO Sad Keanu Reeves and sad Sean Penn in drag

ByAsa Hawks

I wasn’t planning on joining in on the sad Keanu Reeves meme and I wasn’t planning on posting any more photos of Sean Penn looking like a brunette Phyllis Diller, but much like the invention of Reese’s Cups, the collision of the two was undeniably awesome.

Hey, you got transvestite Sean Penn in my sad Keanu Reeves!

Oh yeah? Well you got sad Keanu Reeves in my transvestite Sean Penn!

(Together) Mmmmmmm… That’s good!

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VIDEO Deanna Favre addresses Jenn Sterger/Brett Favre penis photos scandal on GMA

ByAsa Hawks

Deanna Favre went on Good Morning America this morning to discuss her new new book The Cure for the Chronic Life and agreed to talk briefly about the scandal involving text messages, voice mails and obscene photos allegedly sent by her husband Brett Favre to Jets reporter Jenn Sterger two years ago. Keep reading to see the full interview.

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PHOTOS Helena Bonham-Carter nails nerd-sexy at ‘The King’s Speech’ premiere

ByAsa Hawks

Proving that the girls of Glee aren’t the only uber-sexy adult schoolgirls on the planet, actress Helena Bonham-Carter channeled her inner Catholic School Tina Fey for the London premiere of the film The King’s Speech Thursday!

(Fetish alert!)

PHOTOS Sean Penn in hard rock drag for ‘This Must be the Place’

ByAsa Hawks

Sean Penn is currently filming The Rocky Horror Picture Show Part 2 This Must be the Place in which he plays Cheyenne, a retired rock star looking for his Jewish father’s killer and nice pair of fishnet stockings. See photos of the nearly transvestabulous Penn in character on the streets of New York City Wednesday!

PHOTOS Girls’ Generation retro-sexy James Bond posters for ‘Hoot!’

ByAsa Hawks

I have to confess that I didn’t know much about Girls’ Generation outside of their worldwide smash hit “Gee,” when I ran across these outrageously fun and sexy James-Bond-inspired posters promoting the bands third mini-album “Hoot!” So, I did a little digging…

Keep reading to find out a little bit about the band and see all nine posters!

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PHOTOS Tamra Barney’s ex Simon Barney has a new girlfriend!

ByAsa Hawks

After a volatile meltdown of his marriage to Tamra Barney, Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Simon Barney appears to have moved on and found a new girlfriend! Check out photos of his attractive new sweetheart and read what he had to say about her on Facebook!

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PHOTO Mike Sorrentino’s book cover for ‘Here’s the Situation’

ByAsa Hawks

For all of you wannabe Guidos who couldn’t learn enough about the ins and outs and ins and outs and ins and outs of creeping on chicks, avoiding grenades, and getting in your GTL on the Jersey Shore, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has just the book for you! Keep reading for all the deets about The Sitch’s book as well as his workout DVD!

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Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Teresa Giudice holding out for more money

ByAsa Hawks

The most infamous of Bravo’s Real Housewives Teresa Giudice is reportedly holding out on contract negotiations with the network – not because she wants more money than her fellow cast members but because she wants the same amount.

What?

Keep reading for all the details including just how much the Garden State drama mamas will make next season!

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Latest ‘Teen Mom’ tabloid covers: Is Amber pregnant? Ryan’s new girlfriend! And plastic surgery for Farrah and Maci?

ByAsa Hawks

The four young ladies of Teen Mom are a tabloid sensation! Every week someone is pregnant again, someone had a boob job, someone breaks up, someone gets back together and someone has a deep dark secret revealed by a distant relative or neighbor with a propensity for telling tall tales and the desire to make a quick buck.

Anyway, here’s the rundown of this week’s Teen Mom tabloid cover stories!

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Vicki Gunvalson and son Michael comment on divorce announcement

ByAsa Hawks

Real Housewives of Orange County fans were shocked by reports earlier today that the show’s matriarch Vicki Gunvalson filed for divorce from husband of 16 years, Donn Gunvalson. Keep reading for Vicki and her son Michael’s responses to the split.

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RHOC’s Vicki Gunvalson files for divorce

ByAsa Hawks

So much for renewing their vows! Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Vicki Gunvalson filed for dissolution of marriage from husband Donn Gunvalson Monday in Orange County Superior Court! The couple have been married since 1994 and renewed their vows in 2009 in an emotional ceremony that aired on the show last season.

PHOTO Black Keys’ MTV Video Music Award mislabeled “The Black Eyed Peas”

ByAsa Hawks

The Black Keys received their “Breakthrough Video” MTV Video Music Award Friday for their song “Tighten Up” and were surprised to find the statuette’s label credited “The Black Eyed Peas” instead of the Black Keys! Keep reading to see a photo of the epic FAIL!

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Phaedra Parks yearbook photos from Wesleyan College 1990-1993

ByAsa Hawks

Back before she was a take-no-prisoners litigator and sexy new star of The Real housewives of Atlanta, Phaedra Parks was a young, attractive and highly intelligent undergraduate student at Wesleyan College in Macon, Georgia. I managed to track down the 1990-1993 Wesleyan yearbooks and am happy to share Phaedra’s freshman, sophomore, junior and senior pictures!

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Junior Seau arrested for domestic violence, drives SUV off a cliff

ByAsa Hawks

12-time NFL Pro-Bowler Junior Seau was arrested in San Diego early this morning on domestic violence charges and within hours of his release at 3:20 a.m. he drove his SUV off of a cliff. Law enforcement officials report that he sustained injuries int he accident and he has been transported to a local hospital.

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Pregnant Celine Dion admitted to Florida hospital

ByAsa Hawks

Singer Celine Dion, 42, has been admitted to St. Mary’s Medical Center in West Palm Beach, Florida in an attempt to avoid the early delivery of her twin boys, whose due date was early next month.

Keep reading for a full statement issued by the hospital in which they address Celine’s admission and rumors surrounding her “special treatment.”

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PHOTOS VIDEOS Meet Lisa Vanderpump from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills kicks off on October 14 on Bravo and unlike some of the other cast members in the Real Housewives franchise these six ladies aren’t living beyond their means and making headlines with foreclosures and tax problems; they are real-deal recession-proof, lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-famous money mavens!

One of these wealthy women we’ll have the joy of watching is British brunette Lisa Vanderpump. Lisa, 50, is the proud mother of two and wife of restaurateur Ken Todd for 29 years. Keep reading to find out all you need to know about Lisa with photos, videos and lots of links!

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PHOTOS JWoww looking… impeccably exquisite?!?

ByAsa Hawks

Wh-wh-wh-what?!? Jersey Shore‘s Jenni “JWoww” Farley took to the streets of Manhattan today looking almost unrecognizable in a tastefully stylish outfit that could have been stolen right off the back of Audrey Hepburn!

Don’t get me wrong – the dress still has the JWoww spirit thanks to a chest-revealing neckline and a thick band of black lace-like leaves around the waist, but I think even Tim Gunn and Michael Kors would have to pause and nod their heads in approval of this makeover!

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VIDEO Brett Favre hit in the groin with a football at Vikings practice

ByAsa Hawks

It seems obvious from the headlines over the last couple weeks that Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre is very proud of his penis. In addition to allegedly sending pictures of his Adrian Peterson to Jets reporter Jenn Sterger, he also apparently thought it could catch a football.

Wrong.

Keep reading to see Favre’s latest fumble as well as an explanation of why it’s funny by comic historian Homer Simpson!

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PHOTOS The Zach Galifianakis Swimsuit Calendar by Vanity Fair

ByAsa Hawks

To kick off their monthly “Vanities” section Vanity Fair “features an up-and-coming actor with a hotly anticipated project in the pipeline” and for November they chose comedian Zach Galifianakis.

Never one for subtlety or not being funny, Zach did his best Roseanne Barr impersonation by pouring his Venus of Willendorf frame into a crimson retro-style woman’s swimsuit. The result is almost not funny.

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham
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PHOTOS Did Teen Mom Farrah Abraham get a boob job?

ByAsa Hawks

I told you this was going to happen! At first the young ladies of Teen Mom were treated with kid gloves by the tabloids, but now they are such hot commodities yellow journalists are coming at them with both barrels blazing! Farrah Abraham, Amber Portwood, Maci Bookhouse and Catelynn Lowell have become Katie Holmes, Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore and Lindsay Lohan with all sorts of stories involving child molesters, rock star boyfriends, pregnancies, and now the inevitable plastic surgery!

That’s right, the new issue of Star magazine reveals that Farrah Abraham has become Farrah A-bigger-bra-ham thanks to having breast augmentation surgery performed last month! Keep reading to see before and after photos and see what you think. Could Star magazine be right for once?

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Watch Online Teen Mom Season 2 finale “See You Later”

ByAsa Hawks

It was a sad night last night as we had to say good-bye to our favorite reality show on television. Or perhaps we should all take a cue from Tyler and Catelynn and just say “See you later” to the young women and men of Teen Mom.

Thankfully MTV knows how to handle “see you laters” and they gave us an hour and a half worth of mama drama for the season finale. Keep reading to watch the full final episode followed by a bulleted recap of what happened with each of the moms!

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VIDEO Bumblebee Camaro crashes into police SUV on Transformers 3 set

ByAsa Hawks

A District of Columbia police SUV was involved in an unplanned accident on the set of Transformers 3 Monday and the other vehicle involved in the accident was none other than…

BUMBLEBEE!!

Keep reading to see the accident caught on tape – the birth of “The Megan Fox Curse!”

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Jasmine Waltz photos – David Arquette’s new girlfriend

ByAsa Hawks

Life & Style magazine has confirmed what has been rumored for some time: Courteney Cox and David Arquette have split up! In a press release issued by the publication it is revealed that Courteney and David have been separated for a couple months and David Arquette has already rebounded with serial celebrity arm candy Jasmine Waltz.

If that name sounds familiar it could be because of an extensive dating resume that includes Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney and Doug Reinhardt, or it could be because Jasmine, 28, was the waitress that supposedly punched out Lindsay Lohan at LiLo’s birthday celebration at Voyeur in LA! Keep reading to find out exactly why no straight male celebrity can resist doing the Jasmine Waltz!

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PHOTOS VIDEOS Meet Phaedra Parks of The Real Housewives of Atlanta

ByAsa Hawks

Meet Phaedra Parks, powerhouse entertainment lawyer and self-proclaimed Southern Bell from Athens, Georgia! Her resume includes representing such big-time celebrities as Too $hort, Jermaine Dupri, Ludacris, Bobby Brown and Michael Jackson, and now she can add something else: Real Housewife of Atlanta! Keep reading for photos, videos, and background info on the latest NeNemesis just in time for another episode of RHOA!

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VIDEO Teen Mom’s Gary Shirley applied to be on Biggest Loser in 2009

ByAsa Hawks

After filming was complete for Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley’s episode of 16 and Pregnant and before production began on the first season of Teen Mom, the hefty baby daddy created a video application to be a contestant on Biggest Loser! Keep reading to watch the video and hear why Gary thinks he could have been the next Biggest Loser! (With guest snarking and poo-pooing by Amber!)

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VIDEO Banksy does The Simpsons intro and couch gag

ByAsa Hawks

One of the most sacred motifs in the history of network television was handed over to one of the most subversive and notorious artists in the history of art as graffiti guru Banksy was given the reigns of the opening sequence of The Simpsons! See the insanely dark take on the age-old couch gag and find out a little bit more about the subversively clever genius of Banksy!

PHOTOS Christina Hendricks in retro skin-tight animal print

ByAsa Hawks

Mad Men actress and living pin-up Christina Hendricks proves once again that she has the rare ability to qualify as “Rated XXX” while fully clothed. Young boys not wanting to jump start puberty should turn away from these images of Joan Holloway. On the other hand, anyone suffering from erectile dysfunction may want to try these pics as a substitute for expensive prescription drugs! Keep reading if your heart is healthy enough.

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VIDEO and PHOTOS 15-year-old Lady Gaga on The Sopranos

ByAsa Hawks

Lady Gaga mentioned in her high school yearbook under the “Bet You Didn’t Know” section that “She was on The Sopranos” but we didn’t have any proof of that… UNTIL NOW!

Some diligent LG researcher has discovered Her Gaganess in Season 3, Episode 9 titled “The Telltale Moozadell!” Lady GaGa appears in a pool scene that begins at right around the 10:58 mark of the episode. In the scene, Tony’s son A. J. and his friends are swimming at their high school pool after hours as three of their female friends watch on, including 15-year-old Stefani Germanotta! Keep reading to watch the video and see screen captures from Gaga’s nationwide acting debut!

PHOTO Is this the cover for Tina Fey’s book ‘Bossypants?”

ByAsa Hawks

This photo of a poster promoting Tina Fey’s new book of essays titled Bossypants was snapped at the Frankfurt Book Fair. The hilarious “man arms” picture of Liz Lemon Sarah Palin the sexiest dork on the planet future starcasm centerfold Tina has many wondering if this will be the final cover art for the book, due to be published in April of 2011 by Reagan Arthur Books, according to amazon.com.

Keep reading to see the original photo and a Photoshop artist’s rendering of what the final book cover may look like!

PHOTO Miami Police Department uses Jay-Z as gang violence poster child

ByAsa Hawks

The Miami Police Department wants you to report gang activity, and by “gang activity” they mean selling over 50 million albums worldwide, becoming CEO of a major record label, starting a fashion line and marrying one of the most respected (and lusted after) musical superstars on the planet. In other words, MPD wants to know if you’ve seen Jay-Z.

Keep reading to see their controversial anti-gangs ad featuring multiple likenesses of Mr. Beyonce Knowles!

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VIDEO David Archuleta mistakes Steven Tyler for a woman on Wendy Williams

ByAsa Hawks

File this one away in the “D’oh!” file. 2008 American Idol runner-up David Archuleta was on the Wendy Williams show promoting his new album The Other Side Of Down when he was asked about the new lineup of American Idol judges including newbie Steven Tyler. Hilarity ensues when Archuleta inadvertently reveals that… Dude looks like a lady!

Brett Favre
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Alleged Brett Favre penis photos sent to Jenn Sterger released by Deadspin

ByAsa Hawks

Deadspin.com broke the story in early August that future NFL Hall of Fame quarterback Brett Favre had allegedly sent pictures of his penis to Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger.

Read all the MySpace messages and transcripts of the voicemails and click on over to watch the full Favre Monty video on Deadspin if you dare!

PHOTOS Kelly Brook in FHM Australia November 2010 Issue

ByAsa Hawks

The bodacious-bodded Kelly Brook shows off her K.B. toys on the cover and inside the pages of FHM Australia in their November, 2010 issue!

But the Land Down Under wasn’t just blessed with Kelly’s northern hemispheres on the cover, she shows off even more of her glorious didgeriboobs inside in a series of SFW topless photos sure to make any heterosexual male want to put his shrimp on that Barbie! (She also shows off a little bit of her Outback as well!) Keep reading for the pics!

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Is Teen Mom’s Maci Bookout back with Ryan Edwards

ByAsa Hawks

How did this happen?!? It seemed as though Maci had found her Prince Charming in Kyle and all of a sudden he gets “tired” of Maci and rides off into the sunset, and now Maci is going back to Sir Douchelot?!?

This is all according to an article in the new issue of OK!. The magazine confirms what we all saw in last night’s episode, that Maci Bookout has broken up with Kyle King and goes on to reveal that Maci is giving Ryan a second chance!

PHOTOS Shirt made of sunglasses at Jean-Charles de Castelbajac fashion show

ByAsa Hawks

Never one to shy away from mixing a little fun with fashion, designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac featured a shirt made entirely of sunglasses during his spring-summer 2011 ready-to wear collection presentation in Paris, France on October 5, 2010. See photos of the sunglasstastic look and see if you can figure out if it’s NSFW or not. (Includes theme songs!)

VIDEO Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 3 Premiere

ByAsa Hawks

America’s favorite bushel of petulant peaches returned to Bravo last night as The Real Housewives of Atlanta kicked off their third season with multiple bangs!

I have to confess that I’ve had a hard time watching the DC ladies of late and I thought maybe the fact that Bravo has so many Housewives shows that the whole concept was just getting old, but all it took was ten minutes of Jawja drama to know that wasn’t the case! Keep reading to watch the Premiere and read a bullet point recap!

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PHOTOS VIDEO Meet Cynthia Bailey, newest cast member on The Real Housewives of Atlanta

ByAsa Hawks

Bravo’s Real Housewives of Atlanta said farewell to the lovely, but not very dramatic, Lisa Wu Hartwell and have added two newcomers for the third season of the popular reality series. In addition to entertainment lawyer Phaedra Parks (and her controversial ex-con husband Apollo Nida!) viewers will be treated to the gorgeouliciousness of supermodel Cynthia Bailey! Keep reading for photos, video, bio, links and even a Blog Radio appearance by Bravo’s newest peach!

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What’s the real reason Brad Goreski left Rachel Zoe?

ByAsa Hawks

Rachel Zoe has lost yet another assistant after bow-tied Brad Goreski announced he will be leaving her and The Rachel Zoe Project to become an independent celebrity stylist. Judging from recent interviews and photos posted by Rachel the split was completely amicable, but sources close to the show say otherwise! Find out the more exciting version from sources close to the couple which includes jealousy and pregnancy!

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PHOTOS Is Real Housewives of Orange County’s Peggy Tanous model Peggy Tyler?

ByAsa Hawks

It was announced in August that 41-year old Peggy Tanous of Irvine, California would be joining the cast of The Real Housewives of Orange County for Season 6. Aside from her marriage to internet designer and marketer Micah Tanous in 2005 and the fact that she is a long-time friend of fellow cast member Alexis Bellino there is very little information about Peggy Tanous on the internet. BUT, there is a lot of information about blond bombshell Peggy Tyler! See our Pulitzer Prize worthy evidence gathering linking the two Peggys, including lots and lots of bikini and lingerie photos just to be sure!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Isaiah Mustafa as Avenger Luke Cage

ByAsa Hawks

The man your man could smell like is now the super hero your man could smell like thanks to the latest installment of “Marvel Super Heroes: What The–?!”

Watch as Isaiah Mustafa assumes the identity of Avenger Luke Cage and takes a stroll through Avengers Tower with guest appearances from some of Marvel’s less awesome characters! (Includes a transcript)

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Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley still together!

ByAsa Hawks

Photos have surfaced of Teen Mom‘s Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley having fun at a water park together on the same day that their controversially violent episode aired on MTV! The pictures were taken at The Wilderness At The Smokies water park in Sevierville, Tennessee, on Tuesday and feature the couple with daughter Leah looking as though they were all one big happy family.