A long time ago, in a dance studio far far away…
No story here just the silly product of a boring Saturday, the internet and Photoshop. I was going to call this The Queen Black Swanidala but that was before I did a little research and realized Mila Kunis actually plays The Black Swan in the movie – Natalie is The Swan Queen. See, you actually learned something! Or were at least reminded of something you already knew.
Natalie Portman arrived at the premiere for her much-anticipated Darren Aronofsky thriller Black Swan looking less than thrilled to be there. She wore a simple,off-the-should black dress (her foil in the movie, Mila Kunis, wore a white one), intense red lipstick on her permanent scowl, and a fancy-looking copy of Lolita. All she wanted was…
Real life super-heroine Angelina Jolie took a break from not celebrating Thanksgiving to support her husband Brad Pitt’s fledgling acting career by attending the Paris premiere of Brad’s cartoon flick Megamind. See lots of photos of Her Joliness in all black as she signs autographs and introduces her husband to the thousands of fans that turned otu to see her.
Moviefone is currently running a contest to determine the biggest Twilight fan. They have requested video submissions from folks asking that they show and explain why they are the #1 Twi-hard on Earth. All of this seems harmless enough until you see the video submitted by one young Anita “Lautner.” O-B-S-E-S-S-E-D!
She will kick major ass
with her major ass!
So says the tagline for Uwe Boll’s new super hero comedy in which we are introduced to Blubberella, a half human, half vampire (more like two-thirds human, two-thirds vampire!) set on bringing down the Nazi empire. Keep reading to watch the brand new movie trailer for the film and see numerous image stills of Blubberella in action!
Judging from these steamy photos from the set of Twilight: Breaking Dawn blood isn’t the only thing vampires like to suck! Apparently Edward Cullen likes to suck face as well! Heartthrobert Pattinson’s character Edward can be seen on the streets of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Sunday getting his smooch on with on-screen and off-screen girlfriend Kristen Stewart, who plays Bella Swan in the immensely popular Twilight Saga film series. Oh, and is that an engagement ring on Kristen and/or Bella’s finger?!?
The release of Mel Gibson’s film The Beaver, featuring the controversial star and a beaver hand puppet, has been put on hold indefinitely thanks the leaked enraged voice mails and phone calls Mel made to girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. But, that didn’t stop the production company from putting up this promotional poster at The American Film Market recently! Keep reading to see the full poster as well as additional starcasm.net exclusive versions!
Forget Sharktopus and Dinoshark, the new measuring stick for feature film ridiculosity promises to be the latest project from director Uwe Boll featuring the world’s first overweight female superhero titled Blubberella!
The first female fat superhero …
She will kick major ass – with her major ass!
(I’m not making this up!)
Spike T.V. had themselves one heck of a party Saturday night as they taped the much anticipated 2010 Scream Awards. The show, set to air tommorrow night, that will feature a reunion of the cast of Back To the Future got another 80’s mega-blast from the past when Bill Murray accepted the award for Best Horror Film won by Zombieland in full Ghostbuster costume!
Check out the leaked clip of Dr. Peter Venkman if you ain’t afraid of no ghost!
A District of Columbia police SUV was involved in an unplanned accident on the set of Transformers 3 Monday and the other vehicle involved in the accident was none other than…
BUMBLEBEE!!
Keep reading to see the accident caught on tape – the birth of “The Megan Fox Curse!”
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has recently nominated mercurial artist Tom Waits for induction. They may just take that nomination back when they hear his rejected theme song for Iron Man 2!
It comes as no surprise that Waits is a cinema nut but who knew he was so passionate about Tony Stark and his suit of iron? Take a listen for yourself and see what you think of the Tom Waits’ Iron Man 2 theme song that didn’t make the grade.
Summit Entertainment has announced the actors that will be playing The Denali Coven of vampires in Breaking Dawn! Find out their names and see photos of all the Cullen coven cousins!
Teen Mom‘s Amber Portwood and ex current ex-fiance Gary Shirley are infamous for their volatile relationship, but they still managed to shock viewers this week when Amber violently lashed out at Gary after kicking him out of their apartment yet again. Could this latest outburst of domestic violence inspire a remake of an Academy Award-nominated movie? Could it at least inspire a fake movie poster about a remake of an Academy Award-nominated movie? I think so!
Dreamworks has released character posters for five of the main characters from the upcoming animated 3D film Megamind including Megamind himself (Will Ferrell), Metro Man (Brad Pitt), Tighten (Jonah Hill), Roxanne Ritchi (Tina Fey) and Minion (David Cross)! Click to see the posters and watch the latest trailer for what is looking to be another well-done all-ages animated superhero flick!
Filming has begun on Marvel’s Captain America: The First Avenger and the first photos from the set are beginning to surface! This batch of Cap snaps feature Steve Rodgers in costume riding a WWII era U.S. Army Indian motorcycle riding around the countryside in England as well as a couple Hydra agents on some Power Rangers inspired futuristic choppers from the past!
For all us addicted to the late Stieg Larsson’s Millenium Trilogy, this is pretty exciting. The first photos of Rooney Mara in character as Lisbeth Salander while filming the U.S. version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo have leaked. Thankfully she looks a little less styled-edgy, and more like a true lone spirit than…
Earlier today I ran across this amazing video interview of Harrison Ford from 1977, just as the Star Wars phenomenon was taking off. Han Solo talks with KXAS-TV (NBC5) reporter Bobbie Wygant about the amazing special effects in the film and his relative ignorance about the sci-fi genre while sporting a white button-up shirt with HUGE X-Wing collars! This video really deserves a Wook-see!
In honor of Lindsay Lohan’s “escape” from prison I thought I would honor her with a comparison to the greatest prison escape in the history of Hollywood – that of Andy Dufresne in the all-time classic movie Shawshank Redemption. In addition to a mash-up movie poster I’ve provided a number of Shawshank quotes that seem eerily fitting for Lindsay’s predicament.
One of the lead roles in one of the most anticipated movies has been cast. Daniel Craig is officially saying goodbye to Bond and hello to Swedish journalist Mikael Blomkvist in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Deadline reports. This looks like a smart choice over other rumored contenders like Brad Pitt and George Clooney,…
An unidentified man turned to the dark side yesterday morning by robbing a Long Island bank disguised as the legendary Star Wars character Darth Vader. He brandished a gun and demanded cash from the teller on staff at the Chase bank on Route 347 in Setauket on Long Island. See photos from the surveillance video and a video report filed by an area news broadcast.
Check out photos that should put the “are Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz an item” rumors into overdrive. In competition for the most romantic a-lister photos of two a-listers who aren’t romantically involved I submit to you Tom and Cameron strolling through a French vineyard before a news conference in the city of Matillac. Also, read Cameron’s recent comments that seem to dismiss the institution of marriage. What, I’m just saying!
The casting process continues for one of the most coveted female leads in the history of cinema: that of hacker and loner Lisbeth Salander from the critically acclaimed best-selling Millenium Trilogy of mystery/suspense thrillers by Swedish author Stieg Larsson. Topping the list of top-notch actresses hoping to get their Lisbeth on are Ellen Page and Kristen Stewart! Keep reading to find out which other actresses are also still in contention and see a coooool fake poster for the US version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo starring Ellen Page!
Robert Duvall is a living legend. He has starred in some of the most critically acclaimed films in history such as The Godfather Part II and has directed amazing works including an underground classic, The Apostle. He invited former politician and current FoxNews host Mike Huckabee to his home for an exclusive sit down to promote his new film Get Low. During the insightful interview he discusses his affinity for fallen characters, the way Hollywood patronizes The South and his affinity for Sarah Palin among other things. Bonus: Check out the official trailer for Get Low.
Is there any doubt the folks at Total Film magazine are huge movie geeks? They bring in one of the sexiest women on the planet (Kelly Brook) for a photo shoot and they dress her up in some of the most iconic movie bikini costumes of all time! I’m not talking “glamorous” or “pretty” bikinis, but the 100% raw, poster-inducing sexified babe wear that turned film-going boys into film-going men!
See photos of the hunky Scotsman Gerard Butler sporting a mullet on the set of Machine Gun Preacher, a film based on the incredible life story of Reverand Sam Childers who went from being a drug dealing outlaw to a born again one man army fighting for desperate children in war-torn Africa. As a bonus check out a video clip of Butler excitedly discussing the life of Sam Childers.
For years Marvel has been carefully setting the table for what will surely be the greatest comic book movie event in the history of film, the super-hero star-studded crossover The Avengers. Today Marvel Studios admitted that some of their careful planning wasn’t careful enough as actor Ed Norton has been deemed uncollaborative and will not be reprising his role as the Incredible Hulk for the Avengers movie, due to hit theaters May 4, 2012. Read the official statement and find out who we think should replace Norton as the angry green smashing machine!
Well now that’s odd.
I spent an hour putting this movie poster together and I have no idea why. I saw some new still shots from the upcoming Tron Legacy movie and the muse (amuse?) struck me. Perhaps it is just the fruition of that famous phrase I’ve been known to mutter from time to time, “I’ll cross that Bridges when I come to it.”
The fresh-faced hunky new star of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Xavier Samuel, had himself quite a day in NYC before and during the premiere of the Disney film The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. While his PDA and Calvin Klein boxers were nice accessories the most noticeable and attractive addition was his girlfriend, Miss Europe 2005, Shermine Shahrivar! See the two in casual attire in SoHo and then all fancied up on the red carpet.
Film critics are wolves at the door for M. Night Shyamalan’s fantasy film The Last Airbender. Check out some of the brutal reviews, see the trailer to judge for yourself and discover the silver lining that can come from something so universally disliked.
Ever since it was announced the Spider-Man movie franchise would get a complete reboot – after director Sam Raimi’s displeasure with the Spider-Man 4 script could not be appeased – the rumor mill has been churning out likely web-slinging replacements. According to Blue Sky Disney, Sony has halted the speculation by choosing Josh Hutcherson. Keep reading to find out more about the new Peter Parker and see tons of photos of Comicdom’s soon-to-be latest heartthrob!
Jennifer Love Hewitt is going to be back on television after the recent announcement that her CBS show Ghost Whisperer was canceled. This time Hewitt will be pulling a “reverse Danielle Staub” by playing the role of housewife-turned-prostitute in the Lifetime original movie The Client List. See JLH in lingerie and the inevitable emo-man slow tear from the movie’s official trailer.
Check out the first official trailer for The Green Hornet starring Seth Rogan as the comic book hero. The film is directed by Michael Gondry of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind fame and co-stars Cameron Diaz, and Tom Wilkinson.
I took my nieces to see Toy Story 3 this weekend and even with really high expectations it was even better than I thought it would be! In addition to a fantastic plot that allowed for the introduction of innumerable new toyfriends, but it had that magical Pixar touch that made it completely appropriate for kids and adults alike! One of my favorite touches was the having one of my favorite bands, The Gipsy Kings, perform a Spanish version of “You’ve Got A Friend In Me!” (“Hay Un Amigo En Mi”) Keep reading to listen to the song and watch the trailer to find out why the movie needed Spanish version!
When Disney Pixar decided to move forward with Toy Story 3, in theaters tomorrow, they had one major problem. Who was going to replace the late Jim Varney of Ernest fame as the voice of Slinky Dog? They found their man in Blake Clark, a veteran actor from such movies as 50 First Dates, Little Nicky, and The Waterboy.
The July issue of Vanity Fair will include a vamped up photo shoot featuring a sexy six pack of young actresses from The Twilight Saga: Esclipse, due to take over theaters June 30. Representing Team Edward on the blood-sucking side of things are Count Dractresses Dakota Fanning, Nikki Reed, Ashley Greene, Elizabeth Reaser, and Bryce Dallas Howard while Team Jacob is represented by a lone werewolf, Julia Jones. Keep reading to see a sample photo and watch a sneak peek, behind-the-scenes video clip featuring interviews with four of the girls!
After having ten cosmetic surgical procedures performed on her in one day I don’t think anyone would question The Hills star Heidi Montag’s qualifications as a Transformer! The Deceptiblond posted a video on her Facebook account Tuesday that she titled “Video to Michael Bay” in which she runs around a firing range shooting at paper targets. Keep reading to watch the video and see if you think Heidi has what it takes to be Hollywood’s next action star!
The Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz action comedy Knight and Day will hit theaters June 24, but according to a source on the set, film crews are preparing for Cruise to come in for reshoots this afternoon! Could this be a bad sign for a film Cruise is hoping will return him to blockbuster status? (Includes both Knight and Day movie trailers)
Just a few days after it was announced Megan Fox would not be returning for the third installment of the Transformers movie franchise GeekWeek.com is reporting that her replacement has been cast and it is Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley!
Keep reading to see photos of Rosie as well as a video clip of her only known acting experience. (It’s okay, she’s wearing lingerie throughout.)
Twilight fans sure are lucky! In between their movies, which come out twice a year, it seems like they always have some new trailer or poster or pregnancy rumor or music video to feed their passion. Today is no exception as Muse premieres their music video for “Neutron Star Collision (Love Is Forever)” off of the Twilight: Eclipse Soundtrack.
Keep reading to get your Twilight fix and find out which character from the movie got left on the cutting room floor!
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo U.S. movie adaptation is currently in the works and slated for a 2012 release, and Hollywood’s hottest starlets are reportedly scampering to secure the title role (a.k.a. Lisbeth Salander), including Kristen Stewart, Ellen Page, Carey Mulligan, Keira Knightly, Natalie Portman, and Mia Wasikowska. A source told Entertainment Weekly that…
Okay all you parents of teenage girls – find out now what songs you will be listening to from your daughters’ rooms starting May 17. See all 15 songs and artists on the soon-to-be-released Twilight Saga: Eclipse Original Motion Picture Soundtrack!
You’re probably thinking to yourself “what is that smell?” Well folks it is one of the two worst reviewed movies of all time on Metacritic (I’ll follow up with the other one in a few days). Metacritic takes reviews, combines them, and applies a composite score based on the results. They have been around since 1999 and include films from previous years as well. So can you guess what is this tied-for-worst rated movie? A couple of hints:
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A) Pauly Shore
B) Didn’t work for the BP oil spill either
C) Tenacious D
Read on to find the answer, check out footage from the train-wreck and more from Metacritic’s tied-for-worst movie EVER!
The Simpsons voice vet Hank Azaria took to the streets of New York City dressed as Gargamel Friday as filming continued on The Smurfs movie, due out in August of 2011.
The film will be a mixture of live action and CGI animation with all of the smurfs being the latter. Hank Azaria, voice of Springfield’s Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and many others, will be one of the live action stars as he takes on the villainous role of the evil Gargamel who is plotting to capture all the smurfs who have somehow tumbled into Central Park.
See photos of Azaria’s Gargamel and a side-by-side with Smurfdom’s original cartoon bad guy!
Marvel continues to stoke the flames of their blockbuster comic book film factory! The world is all a-buzz in anticipation of next week’s release of Iron Man 2 and Marvel is capitalizing on the frenzy by tossing out the first official image of Chris Hemsworth as the Mighty Thor, not due to hit theaters until May 6, 2011!
The much-anticipated Iron Man 2 had its World Premiere at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood Monday and as you would have expected all the big names came out: Robert Downey, Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Gwyneth Paltrow and Mickey Rourke but all that star power was upstaged by…
IRON MAN DANCERS!
Or would that be Iron Mancers? Either way – these sexy young Iron-Man-themed ladies shook their Pepper Potts and gave the red carpet event a real John Starkian flair!
Knockout Academy-Award winner (Best Supporting Actress for ‘The Constant Gardner’) Rachel Weisz is on board to depict legendary first lady Jackie Kennedy – Jackie ‘O’ in the upcoming film ‘Jackie’ to be directed by her fiancee Darren Aronofsky (‘The Wrestler’, ‘Requiem for a Dream’). See the beautiful Ms. Weisz and read about the film.
In one of the most ambitious and wonderfully creative projects we have seen on these here internets the folks over at Star Wars Uncut have gathered nearly all the footage for their in progress re-creation of Star Wars: A New Hope and have released a trailer to flex their Jedi prowess. Find out what makes this project so special (hint 15 seconds at a time).
Marvel has released two new movie posters for their much-anticipated sequel Iron Man 2 featuring the always-sexy Scarlett Johansson in a skin-tight blue catsuit and bright red hair. Click to check out the hi-res image as well as a couple still images of Scar Jo as the BW!
Variety has finally ended all of the speculation and rumors about who will don the red, white and blue for Marvel’s much-anticipated theatrical adaptation of Captain America. The bearer of the shield will be Marvel super-hero veteran Chris Evans, who lit up the big screen as the The Human Torch Johnny Storm in 2005’s Fantastic Four and 2007’s 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Read all the MARVELous details and see a picture of what’s in store when Chris becomes Steve Rogers in July of 2012!
We no longer have to ponder that question! Check out these images of Johnny Depp and Tim Burton in front of a magical, giant toadstool-infested castle at the Japanese Premiere of Alice In Wonderland in Japan March 22! Oh, and see what happens when famous felines from Japan and Alice are mashed together!
Alexis Neiers Arlington is a criminal suspect in the burglary of several celebrity homes including Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, and reality star Audrina Patridge. She and other members of what gossip sites have called “The Bling Ring” and “The Burglar Bunch,” also have their own reality show on E!. Paging Andy Warhol. But…
Ben Stiller handed out the Oscar for Best Make-up Sunday night dressed as a Na’vi from James Cameron’s blockbuster sci-fi film Avatar. In addition to looking the part, Ben also spoke in the Na’vi language complete with growls and pops. Click to see some of the hilarious photos that will have you laughing until you’re blue in the face!
This year (2010) the wistful animated film Up won the best animated film, and is one of ten films nominated for Best Picture. This is the first time this honor has been bestowed on an animated film, the first time this happened was in 1991 with Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. That may have been…
Helena Bonham Carter showed up at the London world premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland with a cute Queen of Hearts clutch to match the her part as The Red Queen in her husband’s interpretation of the classic whimsical tale. She also sported a charming sparkly bird’s nest hair-do and an off-kilter creme dress…
The salvation of two colliding worlds depends on one soul…
JAKE SULLEEEE!!!
Watch the new trailer for the much anticipated film adaptation of MacGruber, based on the popular silly spoof of the 1980s television series MacGyver from Saturday Night Live. The movie is being made by Rogue Studios, who released the first trailer today! Click to watch and see the hilarious stills!
Mo’Nique won the Best Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture Golden Globe for her performance as Mary Lee Johnston in the movie Precious based on the novel Push by Sapphire. She gave a long, heartfelt acceptance speech in which she thanked God, her husband and director Lee Daniels among many others. It’s a wonderful, touching tribute that was the perfect kickoff for the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards.
Watch the full speech!
My production FAIL sense is tingling! Deadline.com broke the story earlier today that Sony’s Spider-Man 4 movie, scheduled for a release date of May 5, 2011, has been scrapped and the franchise will receive a “reboot.” That means director Sam Raimi, Spider-Man 1, 2 and 3 Tobey Maguire and the rest of the cast are no longer going to be part of the web-slinger franchise!
Read what happened and why!
Lindsay Lohan was continuing her world record paced bikini marathon in St. Barts Saturday, following up Friday’s 4 swimsuits with two more – although technically one of them appears to be a duplicate from the previous day. (The whopper-jawed asymmetrical black thing on the yacht that makes her but look like her front.) The real story isn’t that Lindsay Lohan continued her swimwear-athon by trying on a one-piece black stringy swimsuit, it’s the fact that there are SOOOO many celebrities in St. Barts this New Year’s that you can’t photograph LiLo trying on a bikini without a George Lucas photobomb!
Ever wonder what the world would be like if George Lucas made reality television shows? Or if MTV made classic science fiction movies?
Me either. I have no idea why I did these. But, I DID! Here are some collectible trading cards from the alternate universe mashing up a galaxy far, far away with the boardwalk just across the river. It’s the world of Ewops, Tattoo-ine and partying at the Mos Jersey Cantina. A wonderful place where the stress of saving the universe over and over is replaced by the relative ease of hooking up with random hot Guidos and Guidettes over and over.
Though there are numerous beautiful characters and things from the offspring of Star Wars and Jersey Shore, I’ve managed to whittle it down to the Top 5, and here they are!
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