The much-anticipated Iron Man 2 had its World Premiere at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood Monday and as you would have expected all the big names came out: Robert Downey, Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Gwyneth Paltrow and Mickey Rourke but all that star power was upstaged by…
IRON MAN DANCERS!
That’s right! The world of comic books and professional sports are finally overlapping as eight hot-bodied ladies giggled and jiggled around in Iron Man maroon colored hot pants and tops with flashy gold belts! Now THAT’S a John Stark red carpet event!
It’s a wonderful precedent certain to change stuffy formal Hollywood events forever! Ads for movie-themed dancers are already showing up on Hollywood telephone poles and the Los Angeles CraigsList. It will be interesting to see who shows up for the Schindler’s List 2 dance call.
One word of warning Hollywood. Please learn from the mistakes made in the world of sports and never, ever, ever, ever let someone dump a cooler full of Gatorade on a director! You will have to see that fun-the-firts-coupla-times event played out over and over and over and over and over again ad nauseam until the end of time. Those poor directors will be forced to become actors as they pretend they didn’t see it coming and act as though it’s funny and enjoyable. Nearly nekkid dancers: GOOD. Gatorade baths: BAD.
Okay, off of my soap box and on to more Iron Mancers!
MARVELous and BOOTYful!
Bottom Photo (heh heh): Flynet Pictures
All Other Photos: Kevin Winter/Getty Images
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