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Katie Holmes “So You Think You Can Dance” video

Bycarrieglass

Katie Holmes performed a tribute to Judy Garland last night on the 100th episode of So You Think You Can Dance. The show’s title was appropriate, because Katie is obviously doesn’t understand the meaning of the word “dance”, maybe she got it confused with the word “prance.” Honest mistake. Actually, I think Jordan did a better job of walking around in high heels recently, but who’s judging?

Katie’s dance was meant to help benefit the Dizzy Feet Foundation, which feeds underprivileged dancers, or something. I thought dancers weren’t supposed to eat.

~ Carrie Glass

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