The news of the passing of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner had former frenemies Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian exchanging fond memories via text messages and social media yesterday and today. “RIP to the legendary Hugh Hefner!” Kim wrote in a statement posted to her Facebook page. “I’m so honored to have been a part of…
Sometimes we all need to take a break from the drama and watch a 2-year-old remind us of what’s important – by showing us ALL THE MOVES! In this gem of a brief clip that is totally what Instagram was invented for, we see young Kayli lean in with all she’s got and even strike…
A precious baby girl with an adorably unique name has been found safe after an ominous Amber Alert was issued Sunday. Twinkle Twinkie Twilight—who was in foster care—was believed to have been with her biological mother, Vicki Miles. CPS spokeswoman Marleigh Meisner said Miles fled with the child during a visit with her in Fort…
Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton made it big when he began reporting the escapades of celebutantes like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian back in the 2000s. Now, Perez is changing his tune, and calling on all media outlets to join him in a week-long Kardashian cleanse. Earlier this week, Perez took to Twitter in an effort…
Last month we learned that The Real Housewives of Atlanta HBIC NeNe Leakes had partnered with fellow reality show A-lister Kim Kardashian on a mystery business venture, and we finally know what that venture is — NeNe Leakes is now a character on Kim’s SUPER successful (and super addictive) Kim Kardashian: Hollywood game! BLOOP BLOOP! NeNe showed up on…
A particularly clever man from Texas has had his vanity license plate revoked after he sported the deceptively “offense” tag (pictured above) for over 3 years. The Texas Department of Motor Vehicles has sent Safer Hassan a letter notifying him that the plate featuring a series of seemingly jumbled numbers and letters would be cancelled….
“Come mothers and fathers throughout the land, and don’t criticize what you can’t understand…” So sang Bob Dylan on 1964 hit “The Times They Are a-Changin’.” That very same year a University of Illinois industrial design student named John Spinello designed the prototype for Hasbro’s “Operation,” the now-classic kids’ electronic surgery game. The game featured…
Kim Kardashian’s multi-million dollar app once featured only herself, but it’s grown to include most of her family. Now younger sisters Kendall and Kylie have made their appearance, along with a Malibu location. The men in Kim Kardashian’s world haven’t yet been featured, but with Bruce Jenner transitioning into a woman, is her story going…
An Alabama man was issued a citation in Cobb County, Georgia for enjoying a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese while driving. The burger-eating driver, Madison Turner, told WSB-TV: “The officer explained to me that he observed me eating a burger for 2 miles. He said specifically three times, you can’t just go down the road…
Glu Mobile recently revealed that their Kim Kardashian: Hollywood gaming app brought in $43.4 million in July, August, and September of 2014 after launching on June 25. In addition to the revenue figure, Glu Mobile also released some jaw-dropping statistics about gamers during that time, including how many dates they went on, the best-selling outfits for men and women, and the total amount of time human beings spent chasing their virtual dreams in the Kimcentric electronic Tinseltown universe.
A for profit T-shirt company has produced a video of young girls in princess outfits dropping an insane amount of F-bombs to “draw attention to society’s continued sexism.” The clip has gone viral as they say and has many folks expressing their agreement with, or disgust of, the premise. See a bleep-filled version and let us know what you think.
This photo will make you feel all the feels.
Kim Kardshian: Hollywood updated yesterday and now we can all tap on things to collect points and vicariously live the Kimye Italian wedding for ourselves!
Don’t worry, you’re like everyone else, including the EPA. You downloaded the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app ironically and then got addicted to playing the fame game. Maybe you spent $5 or $10 to buy a cat or a new hairdo. Kim Kardashian herself is super nice to you and gives you lots of tips about how to get to the top and stay there, but that blonde b!tch Willow Pape never has a good word for you or anyone. Many of the characters of the game you run into are nods to real people, so is Willow based on anyone in particular, or does she just represent one of nastier parts of getting ahead?
We can add yet another seemingly impossible way to keep up with the Kardashians as Kim Kardashian’s recent foray into video gaming appears to be a HUGE success with her free “Kim Kardashian: Hollywood” app set to bring in $200 million in revenue from in-app purchases!
The Kimyempire continues to expand as Kim Kardashian took to instagram Tuesday to reveal she will be featured in an upcoming video game! Keep reading for updated details on what the game will be like including a brief preview trailer video! Plus, see some of our suggestions for other Kim Kardashian video game ideas like “Badonkadonkey Kong” and “KimCity 2014!”
The internet has become enraptured today with the backside of a brunette from New York. Jen Selter’s fanny packs a punch and her rear-view images shared via Instagram have her with over a million followers via that social networking site because – booty and internet of course. Get Jen’s advice on badonkadonk stardom and how, through hard work, you can be just like her.
As a student at New York University, Olivia took a few sexuality classes and thought she had a good understanding on what fetishes involve. Then she answered a vague Craigslist ad seeking “Girls with Pretty Feet” and found herself swept into the strange world of “foot prostitution.” “I’m only young and living in New York…
Officials at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport intercepted a package that contained 18 severed human heads back before Christmas. The package made some headlines considering the fact that, oh I don’t know, it was stuffed full of freaking severed human heads!!! All of this fuss about the heady baggage apparently irritated Department of Homeland Security spokesman Brian Bell, who gave some seriously good and seriously “not impressed” quote. See what Bell had to say as presented to us by “not impressed” meme-legend Grumpy Cat.
Have you ever been bored and searched Facebook for someone with the same name? I have and actually friended the guy and it always makes me laugh whenever I see his status pop up on my feed. Back in 2008 a Florida woman did just that and discovered a Texas man with the same name and contacted him about the peculiar coincidence. This sparked a romance that has now sadly ended in divorce. Find out why having the same name wasn’t enough to keep the Kelly Hildebrandts together.
Have you ever been so hungry that unwrapping your burger would just be entirely too time consuming? Well, you’re in luck. A fast food chain in Brazil called Bob’s has just created edible wrappers which will shed precious seconds off the time it takes customers to get their burgers off their trays and into their mouths.
Sometimes we all need reminders of what a sweet old big beautiful world this can be. Today’s memorandum comes in the form of one precious little week-old hedgehog taking a nap. Take a deep breath, relax and enjoy the peacful glee that is the following 42 seconds. As a bonus I added an older clip from the same YouTube user of another little guy getting a belly rub and yawning. You’re welcome.
Just when you were sure that there would never, ever be a work out device more sexually suggestive than the infamous Shake Weight along comes ACE POWER!!!!!!!! In the following video that just goes on and on and on like my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend with the long hair and tan (Think Tim Robbins’ character from High Fidelity), you are introduced to a horse riding simulation exercise device called ACE POWER!!!!!!!!! Yes. I have to write that in all caps followed by a bunch of exclamation points. After seeing the clip you’ll understand.
KVUE meteorologist Albert Ramon went and spoke to a local school about the weather. One of the kids in attendance, who has only been identified as Flint, was so impressed by Ramon’s presentation that he wrote him the most incredulous thank you letter of all time including but not limited to, “You’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn.” See the letter and drawing in question and be ready to smile from ear to ear!
If you’re of a certain age (raising hand slowly) then you may have a memory of what your reaction was when you first discovered ( WARNING: Decades old spoiler!!!) that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker’s father. In an already goin’ viral clip a dad with some Jedi like Star Wars foresight recorded his 4-year-old boy Faris watching this very scene and his reaction is priceless. Check it out!
Poor Kermit the weatherman. This Baltimore news man finally gets to be like his fearless Weather Channel heroes by risking life and limb to broadcast live from the streets during a hurricane only to have his dream turn into a Merle Haggard song thanks to booze and a very attractive woman…
Five suspects allegedly broke into a Marion County, FL home for a burglary and tried to get high by sniffing human and dog ashes they mistakenly identified as cocaine.
Read on for all the strange details of the Keith Richards reenactment, a video report and large high-res mugshots of the three adults being charged for the crime.
They say that imitation is the greatest form of flattery, well I would argue that in today’s media cycle a porn-parody is the highest compliment any pop culture phenomenon can achieve. And now “Worlds of Warcraft,” the game a gazillion people have played has been bestowed with this ultimate demarcation.
“BoneCraft” exists and you’ve been warned! Read on for what SFW deets I could share and see a clip from my favorite South Park episode that also targeted the mega-popular game.
General Motors may have stopped production earlier this year on it’s Hummer brand of sports utility vehicles, but it appears there is already a bigger, badder brand of über SUV poised to take its place, and it may surprise you to know it has it’s origins in Sweden! See photos of the intimidating Volvosaurus, built right here in the good ol’ USA for the plant manager at Volvo’s Dublin, Virginia manufacturing facility!
Are you a huge Real Housewives of Atlanta fan? Is your Christmas tree lacking divatude? Do you want to help out St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital and have an extra $40 laying around? If you answered yes to all these questions then head over to the Home Shopping Network and purchase your very own HSN Cares exclusive Adrien Arpel 2010 Heart Ornament! It’s like having Kim Zolciak’s head (and wig!) on a string!
Keep reading for photos and a disturbing video of the holiday Zolciaccessory as well as a few other curious celebrity ornaments offered by HSN this season!
See photos of the disassembled future tallest Jesus statue in the world! Located all over the small town of Swiebodzin, Poland these Jesus pieces will soon be combined to form a 167 feet (51 meters) Super Savior that will dwarf the former king of Kings “Christ the Redeemer” in Rio de Janeiro by more than 40 feet!
UPDATE – Now includes photos during the assembly process and the completed statue!
Just in case you thought dudes getting ridiculously pumped up, slathering themselves in oil, putting on a tiny pair of jockey shorts and flexing in front of other guys that look the same was uniquely American, I offer these eye-opening photos from a bodybuilding competition in Gaza City October 29, 2010.
Can you say Yasser Aralean?
Blogging about teen mom domestic violence, celebrity infidelity, Lindsay Lohan and reality television can sometimes make you forget that the world also offers…
BABY PANDAS!
Keep reading for more cuteness than you can bear, plus my theory on where these cubs actually came from!
I simply can’t get enough of Isaiah Mustafa and his “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like” Old Spice commercials. I can’t imagine how many hours of these it would take to jump the shark but as for me they are nowhere even close. As part of the advertising campaign Mustafa responds to fans tweets in Old Spice character via YouTube videos. Click to see my hand picked 10 favorite responses to celebrity tweets!
Old Spice has created a sequel for the hugely popular “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like” commercial starring actor Isaiah Mustafa in a series of hilarious visual transition gags. You know, the commercial that ends with, “I’m on a horse.” Watch the video and see if you think the sequel measures up to the original!
The late great songwriter Harlan Howard once said that country music is just three chords and the truth. Guitar maker and picker Shane Speal makes the argument that the blues is just two strings and a cigar box!
Check out this amazing video of Speal demonstrating one of his 2-string “Chugger” cigar box guitars!
The residents of Kiev, Ukraine were treated to a healthy dose of ridiculosity Saturday as it played host for the first time to one of Red Bull’s infamous flugtag events in which teams build gloriously hilarious flying machines and then launch them off a ramp into a river to see which one flies the furthest, if at all. Keep reading for photos of some of the best “aircraft” from the event!
“Keep Austin Weird” is a long running slogan down in Austin, Texas. Sticking with that tradition I present to you one of the local past-times: Chicken Sh*t Bingo. Every Sunday at Ginny’s Little Longhorn Saloon around 5 pm you can lay down a couple of bucks, listen to Dale Watson, and hope a chicken takes a dump on your number and win some money. Now THAT is how you relax on a Sunday in Texas! Bonus – See Dale with Billy Joe Shaver on the day Shaver was set free!
Let this be a warning to all the single men out there. If you head out tonight and splash on a little Calvin Klein’s Obsession for Men looking for some cougar action you just might get another big cat instead! Researchers have discovered that the legendary designer’s smell-good juice is a wonderful way to lure jaguars.
It is now safe to add porno-parody to the new celebrity culture news cycle along with Twitter, Facebook, The Soup, YouTube and of course wonderfully insightful blogs. Following the recent passing of Rue McLanahan and the omni-presence of Betty White, the Golden Girls are getting the official “adult treatment”. Check out the SFW trailer and the hilarious parody of the theme song “Thank You For Being a Friend.”
Those CIA guys can get wacky. In a story so strange it had to come from the military, the Washington Post is reporting that the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) considered producing fake pedophile videos starring none other than bad guys Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden. In the case of Bin Laden they actually went as far as to make the actual video! Yet another fine example of our tax dollars hard at work.
If there is anything 72 year old South Carolina resident Sandra Weiss Powell has learned it is to never, ever, and she means EVER be late for a hair appointment. This story is your trifecta of “woman driver” (sorry ladies) “senior citizen driver” and “funny mugshot plus video”. It’s what I like to call a blogger softball! See the video and read about Miss Sandra and the fortunate happy ending.
Lets just call this Glee meets lip dub meets Martin Scorsese. Check out these two lip dub videos of what has to be the happiest high school in America, Bloomingdale High School in Brandon, Florida. Please place awkward math teacher dancing to Twisted Sister goggles on now!
As if YouTube wasn’t bad enough for “America’s Funniest Home Videos” along comes the next generation of baby-maker bustin’ hilarity “Ow My Balls!” If you noticed folks hunkered over their iPhone at Starbucks with tears rolling down their cheeks completely engrossed and ignorant of what is transpiring around them then you have probably witnessed the cultural effect of the iPhone app game “Ow My Balls”! Read on and be prepared to LROFL.
You’re probably thinking to yourself “what is that smell?” Well folks it is one of the two worst reviewed movies of all time on Metacritic (I’ll follow up with the other one in a few days). Metacritic takes reviews, combines them, and applies a composite score based on the results. They have been around since 1999 and include films from previous years as well. So can you guess what is this tied-for-worst rated movie? A couple of hints:
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A) Pauly Shore
B) Didn’t work for the BP oil spill either
C) Tenacious D
Read on to find the answer, check out footage from the train-wreck and more from Metacritic’s tied-for-worst movie EVER!
The “Island Green” par 3 17th hole at ‘TPC Sawgrass’, home of ‘The Players’, has arguably become the most famous hole in all of golf (refraining from Tiger joke). Everything about it is just right; the look, the feel, the layout and the fact that it is usually a major factor in the annual championship held at Sawgrass each year (currently being held). See photos, videos, read about the history, layout, and even the dimesions of the little hole that terrorizes pro golfers.
Bango the Buck climbed the ladder and threw it down last night at halftime of the Milwaukee Bucks NFL playoff game vs. the Atlanta Hawks. This could quite possibly be the greatest mascot dunk of all time. Check it out!
I decided to ramp up the cute factor here at starcasm.net with a little profile on a really little horse. Einstein is a pinto stallion that weighed just 6 lbs when he was born on Friday. On top of being so diminutive what makes little E extra-extra special is that he does not show signs of dwarfism. Get your cute on!
Disney and Diana had it all wrong! The NEW royalty is all about elegance shmelegance, as Princess Beatrice demonstrated Sunday during the 2010 Virgin London Marathon! See photos of Chartreuserella and her matching Prince-to-be Dave Clark in their blacklight Madonna outfits from Sunday’s big race. (There’s a booty pic!)
Riverdale High School has got itself a little secret. That really good looking new guy, you know the one that is always so well groomed and tuned into how emotional all the girls can get some times, especially Veronica. The guy with the fabulous designer shoes and even better sense of wardrobe ensemble. He’s gay!
But is he actually the first in Riverdale? See evidence to the contrary dating all the way back to 1965!
This video clip from the popular Canadian game show from the 80’s “Just Like Mom” will have you wanting your mommy, or if you’re a father of a daughter like I am a shotgun! Please be warned that the images you are about to see are skin crawling and horribly disturbing. It is SFW (safe for work) but probably not SFS (safe for soul).
In one of the most ambitious and wonderfully creative projects we have seen on these here internets the folks over at Star Wars Uncut have gathered nearly all the footage for their in progress re-creation of Star Wars: A New Hope and have released a trailer to flex their Jedi prowess. Find out what makes this project so special (hint 15 seconds at a time).
Six performace artists from the New York based dance collective Pilobolus Dance Theater Group decided they would cover their alphabods with some brightly colored, skin-tight outfits and try to create the entire alphabet with only their bodies! See all 26 results!
Merry Cosmos! Here’s your interstellar Christmas card from the universe in the form of a spectacular photograph of The Christmas Tree Nebula, or as its known to astronomers, NGC 2264. The photograph was taken by British photographer Greg Parker, who has published a book of wide-field astronomical images titled Star Vistas. The book is chock full of stunning celestial pictures taken by the New Forest professor using just commercially-available equipment and software.
Zhu Zhu pets are this year’s Tickle Me Elmos, but they may be toxic. Consumer green watchdog group GoodGuide rated Zhu Zhus a 5.2 out of 10 after finding unacceptable levels of the poison antimony in the fur and nose of the popular Mr. Squiggles Zhu Zhu. Russ Hornsby, the CEO of Zhu Zhu’s maker,…
Check out these 12 pinup photos of some hot Mormon mommas that want to have a little fun and also share some muffin recipes with you! Sexy, scantily clad women making muffins? I think it’s time I started doing a little more research into the Latter Day Saints! The Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of…
Just like Steve Phillips and John Edwards, this middle-aged white dude regrets getting a little too horny around the wrong woman. I dub her “Charlene Chaplin.” Maybe this is why white people are called honkeys. Subscribe to Starcasm by Email
For those admirably pro-active parents trying to get a head start on tracking down this year’s Tickle Me Elmo, look no further than the Zhu Zhu Pets Hamsters. Already on the Toys “R” Us hot toys list and proclaimed by Reuters to be a potential Toy of the Year for 2009, these furry little “smart…
Every year Neiman Marcus does a great job of reminding 99.9% of humanity that they are not filthy rich by publishing The Neiman Marcus Christmas Book, which includes a section of high-end Christmas gift ideas for those shoppers who have no need to look at price tags. The 2009 edition is out and here are…
If you’ve searched google today you’ve noticed that the usual colorful lettering is gone and has been replaced with a black and white bar code. Did you freak out? I know I did? So what’s the deal? The latest google doodle is celebrating the 50th anniversary of the barcode patent back on October 7, 1959!…
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