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Humor | SNL

SNL VIDEO “Laser Cats 5” from Saturday Night Live with James Cameron and Sigourney Weaver
ByAsa Hawks January 17, 2010October 26, 2010

James Cameron has directed the two top grossing films of all time with Titanic and Avatar, and it looks like number three is just around the corner! Cameron premiered a digital short of his latest project for an awestruck Lorne Michaels on the January 16 episode of Saturday Night Live.

Avatar was cool and all that, but the special effects of Laser Cats 5 make that movie look like claymation from the ’70s! But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself!

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Jersey Shore

Watch Online Jersey Shore Episode 8 “One Shot”
ByAsa Hawks January 17, 2010January 1, 2011

Another episode of Jersey Shore, another dude in an Ed Hardy shirt gets arrested for assault. The twist this time around is that it’s a cast member! Plus – pickle pranks and an Israeli stalker!

Watch the complete episode right here!

Read More Watch Online Jersey Shore Episode 8 “One Shot”
Steve Martin

PHOTOS Steve Martin’s wife Anne Stringfield in a bikini
ByAsa Hawks January 17, 2010July 31, 2015

64-year-old comedian, actor, author and renowned banjo picker Steve Martin was spotted out in St. Barts Saturday with his lovely 38-year-old bride Anne Stringfield. Previously an accomplished writer for The New Yorker, Anne is the complete package! See for yourself by checking out Mrs. Martin in a tiny bikini!

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DJ Pauly D | Jersey Shore | Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi | The Situation

VIDEO – The Jersey Shore kids spoof themselves: The day Snooki, The Situation, and DJ Pauly D became self-aware
ByStarcasm Staff January 16, 2010January 1, 2011

Exisituationism – When a young person who exhibits d-bag type qualities gains a sense of self-awareness and understanding of the absurdity of their identity, but continues activities as normal once their realize their role is an essential distraction in a fragile and disaster-wrought world. Video of existituationism in action: The REAL Situation (Feat. MTV Jersey…

Read More VIDEO – The Jersey Shore kids spoof themselves: The day Snooki, The Situation, and DJ Pauly D became self-aware
Conan O'Brien | Jay Leno

Conan O’Brien to get $30 million from NBC. His staff? Not much.
ByAsa Hawks January 16, 2010

NBC has reportedly reached a payout deal with Conan O’Brien worth $30 million, this according to “individuals involved in the negotiations” who have talked to TheWrap.com. An official announcement is expected this afternoon. Meanwhile, O’Brien’s staffers may be getting left behind.

Catch up on all the latest Conan O’Brien vs. NBC tomfoolery!

Read More Conan O’Brien to get $30 million from NBC. His staff? Not much.
Meryl Streep | Sandra Bullock

VIDEO – The Meryl Streep/Sandra Bullock kiss: Leading ladies lock lips onstage at 2010 Critic’s Choice Awards
ByStarcasm Staff January 16, 2010January 17, 2010

2009 was a fantastic year for Meryl Streep: she got props for playing a stuffy and repressed nun in Doubt, got even bigger attention for her lighthearted roles in Julie & Julia and It’s Complicated, and shown brightly as a role model for women everyone to age gracefully and joyfully, but it’s been an even…

Read More VIDEO – The Meryl Streep/Sandra Bullock kiss: Leading ladies lock lips onstage at 2010 Critic’s Choice Awards
Style and Fashion | Taylor Momsen

PHOTOS Taylor Momsen promotes new ‘Love Rocks’ perfume at Hot Topic
ByAsa Hawks January 16, 2010January 16, 2010

As the ratings for Gossip Girl continue to plummet at an alarming rate (backstabbing and uppityness just isn’t as interesting when it goes to college), we continue to see the results of lucrative deals that were inked back when the show was still hip. Case in point: Taylor Momsen’s new perfume and line of cosmetics for Victoria’s Secret called “Love Rocks.” See the zombie-eyed blond starlet pushing her wares at a store that used to be just as hip as Gossip Girl used to be, Hot Topic. Also, an exclusive starcasm sneak peek at another Taylor Momsen beauty product in the works! You won’t believe her eyes when you see it!

Read More PHOTOS Taylor Momsen promotes new ‘Love Rocks’ perfume at Hot Topic
Jon Gosselin | Morgan Christie

Jon Gosselin reportedly living with new girlfriend Morgan Christie because he’s too broke to pay rent, bills, and legal fees
ByStarcasm Staff January 16, 2010December 22, 2012

Jon Gosselin, who was working his infamy like a hooker with DDD’s this summer (and giving Michael Lohan a cut), is now jobless and almost homeless after TLC put the kibosh on his media appearances because of contractual obligations and he suffered a major blow-out with his rebound flame Hailey Glassman. But things always work…

Read More Jon Gosselin reportedly living with new girlfriend Morgan Christie because he’s too broke to pay rent, bills, and legal fees
Jake Pavelka | The Bachelor | Vienna Girardi

PHOTOS Did The Bachelor’s Vienna Girardi have a boyfriend while on the show?
ByAsa Hawks January 15, 2010December 22, 2012

Jake Pavelka may have more heartache on the horizon! In addition to Rozlyn Papa, a contestant booted from The Bachelor for an alleged “inappropriate relationship” with a producer on the show, an anonymous source has provided these photographs of contestant Vienna Girardi with a man the source says has been dating Vienna on and off for three years!

The source claims the hunk in the photos is from Vienna’s hometown of Sienna, Florida and that Vienna told her beau “she was going to the bachelor so she can be on TV and to wait for her.” The source also claims that Vienna and he were together the night before she left to be on The Bachelor!

Click to see more photos of the happy couple!

Read More PHOTOS Did The Bachelor’s Vienna Girardi have a boyfriend while on the show?
Jersey Shore | JWoww

VIDEO JWoww punches and slaps The Situation on Jersey Shore!
ByAsa Hawks January 15, 2010December 22, 2012

MTV’s Jersey Shore literally doesn’t pull any punches! This time it was an inebriated J-Woww who, after being booted from a bar for throwing up and not getting any assistance from Mike, lies in wait for him to return to their Atlantic City hotel room. Watch the video to see what happens next!

Read More VIDEO JWoww punches and slaps The Situation on Jersey Shore!
Jersey Shore

Watch Online Jersey Shore Episode 7 “What Happens In The AC”
ByAsa Hawks January 15, 2010September 9, 2010

The Jersey Shore crew heads to Atlantic City where their patience with The Situation begins to wear thin.

Watch the entire episode!

Read More Watch Online Jersey Shore Episode 7 “What Happens In The AC”
Real Housewives of Orange County | Tamra Judge | Teresa Giudice

Real Housewife Teresa Guidice’s husband, Giuseppe ‘Joe’ Guidice, arrested for DWI, arrest warrant after running into a telephone pole
ByStarcasm Staff January 15, 2010December 22, 2012

Juicy Guiseppe ‘Joe’ Guidice was out livin’ it up with his wife Teresa, some of the NJ Housewife cast members, and Tamra Barney before he smashed his car into a telephone poll early Thursday morning (January 14). He was taken to Morristown Memorial Hospital for medical treatment and they found his blood alcohol to be…

Read More Real Housewife Teresa Guidice’s husband, Giuseppe ‘Joe’ Guidice, arrested for DWI, arrest warrant after running into a telephone pole
Humor

VIDEO LaDainian Tomlinson LT Slide and Electric Glide
ByBubba Scarce January 15, 2010

Just in time for their NFL playoff clash with the New York Jets this weekend, San Diego Chargers’ running back LaDanian Tomlinson pulled the ultimate jinx maneuver and recorded a cheesy music video. But, even though I am pulling for the Chargers, I have to admit it’s perty dang funny! Check out LT as he walks you through his version of the Electric Slide called the “LT Slide!”

Read More VIDEO LaDainian Tomlinson LT Slide and Electric Glide
American Idol | Late Night With Jimmy Fallon | Neil Young

VIDEO Neil Young performs ‘Pants On The Ground’ on Jimmy Fallon
ByAsa Hawks January 15, 2010January 14, 2023

General Larry Platt’s “Pants On The Ground” has taken the nation by storm! DJ Larry P performed the showstopper on American Idol Wednesday night and by Thursday morning there were at least three different remixes going viral! (His performance is here too!)

But all that is just plain silliness. It took the great Canadian Grandfather of Grunge Neil Young to reveal the emotional depths of this song. I almost promise his rendition on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon will bring you to tears:

Read More VIDEO Neil Young performs ‘Pants On The Ground’ on Jimmy Fallon
American Idol

VIDEO and Myspace PHOTOS Vanessa Wolfe American Idol contestant from Vonore, TN
ByAsa Hawks January 15, 2010January 15, 2010

American Idol had it’s fair share of showstoppers during the Atlanta Auditions Episode Wednesday night including the incomparable “Pants on the Floor” and “Mugshot” Skiiboski. But, the real sweetheart of the Idol rodeo was Stephanie Wolfe, the 19-year-old bridge-jumping country girl from Vonore, TN that twanged out a Southern-fried version of Bob Dylan’s “Wagon Wheel.” The judges were instantly smitten by HillBillie Holiday’s pipes and personality, giving her the coveted Golden Ticket!

Watch the audition and see pictures of Vanessa before she became American Idolly Parton!

Read More VIDEO and Myspace PHOTOS Vanessa Wolfe American Idol contestant from Vonore, TN
Extreme plastic surgery | Heidi Montag | Plastic Surgery | The Knife and Needle

PHOTO – Heidi Montag’s new DDD boobs: before and after latest plastic surgeries
Bycarrieglass January 14, 2010August 7, 2013

Above is the breakdown of before and after Heidi Montag’s new surgical procedures including a chin reduction, brow lift, neck liposuction, and enormous DDD boobs (read the full list here). Heidi started her adult life as a small A cup, and now her breasts are practically half her frame. And her face, it’s a little…

Read More PHOTO – Heidi Montag’s new DDD boobs: before and after latest plastic surgeries
Conan O'Brien | Television

VIDEO – Jack McBrayer, in character as ’30 Rock’ page Kenneth Parcell, slams NBC on ‘The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien”
ByStarcasm Staff January 14, 2010January 15, 2010

January 13 was another sassy night during the last days of The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien. Conan, who is punchy from all the , opened with “I’m Conan O’Brien and I’ve been practicing the phrase ‘Who ordered the mocha-cappucino grande?’” But one of the best parts of the night was when Jack McBrayer stopped…

Read More VIDEO – Jack McBrayer, in character as ’30 Rock’ page Kenneth Parcell, slams NBC on ‘The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien”
Conan O'Brien | Television

VIDEO – The internet is on Team Conan: Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube abound with support for CoCo
ByStarcasm Staff January 14, 2010January 14, 2010

Conan O’Brien will air his last show January 22, a source tells PEOPLE (via PopEater), which will give him a full week to think of new and funnier ways to humiliate NBC on air. Meanwhile, CoCo’s fans, including Starcasm.net, are rallying behind him online via Facebook and Twitter using a political-style poster image created by…

Read More VIDEO – The internet is on Team Conan: Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube abound with support for CoCo
Rozlyn Papa | The Bachelor

PHOTOS Producer Ryan Callahan’s wife Stephanie Thorpe files for divorce after The Bachelor scandal
ByAsa Hawks January 14, 2010March 17, 2013

The fallout from the “inappropriate relationship” scandal on the set of season 14 of The Bachelor goes beyond cast and crew according to Radar Online. The site is reporting that the wife of Ryan Callahan, the producer who allegedly had a fling with contestant Rozlyn Papa, “filed for divorce May 18th 2009 on grounds of irreconcilable differences.” Her name is Stephanie Thorpe and we’ve got photos and angry tweets!

Read More PHOTOS Producer Ryan Callahan’s wife Stephanie Thorpe files for divorce after The Bachelor scandal
Real World Washington D.C.

Is Callie Walker from Real World DC fat? Bikini photos don’t lie!
ByAsa Hawks January 14, 2010December 22, 2012

In last night’s episode of The Real World Washington, D.C. “Ty the Tool” and Texas gal Callie were in a conversation about Playboy when he told her “You don’t have to worry, you’re not skinny enough anyway.”

Uh oh.

His statement has sparked a debate about whether or not society is irrationally judgmental when it comes to a woman’s weight. As with 90% of all problems, we at starcasm believe the problem can be settled with… BIKINI PHOTOS! Check out the fun-spirited Callie for yourself and take the poll!

Read More Is Callie Walker from Real World DC fat? Bikini photos don’t lie!
David Letterman | Kiefer Sutherland | Late Show with David Letterman

VIDEO Kiefer Sutherland wears a dress on David Letterman
ByAsa Hawks January 14, 2010

Find out why anti-terrorist tough guy Kiefer Sutherland wore a dress on The Late Show with David Letterman!

Read More VIDEO Kiefer Sutherland wears a dress on David Letterman
Extreme plastic surgery | Heidi Montag | Plastic Surgery | The Knife and Needle

Heidi Montag’s list of 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day include neck liposuction, brow lift, and botox, at age 23
Bycarrieglass January 13, 2010October 25, 2013

CLICK HERE to see Heidi before and after her latest surgeries. There’s a good reason we haven’t seen a lot of Heidi Montag lately, which is especially odd around the Holidays, but it’s not because she’s finally tired of the spotlight. No, she had a secret appointment with her plastic surgeon November 20 for a…

Read More Heidi Montag’s list of 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day include neck liposuction, brow lift, and botox, at age 23
Jake Pavelka | Rozlyn Papa | The Bachelor

VIDEO PHOTOS The Bachelor producer Ryan Callahan from the Rozlyn Papa sex scandal
ByAsa Hawks January 13, 2010September 30, 2022

Radar Online revealed the name of the producer from The Bachelor that was fired for an alleged inappropriate relationship with contestant Rozlyn Papa. (Read all about that “scandal” HERE.) His name is Tim Callahan and he is an experienced television producer that has worked on such shows as The Bachelor, The Bachelorette,and The Cougar. See photos and a video from a matching defunct myspace account for a Ryan Callahan listing “reality television” as his profession! Could this be the studly dude that beat out Jake Pavelka?!?

Read More VIDEO PHOTOS The Bachelor producer Ryan Callahan from the Rozlyn Papa sex scandal
Butch Baltierra | Catelynn Lowell | Teen Mom | Tyler Baltierra

Tyler Baltierra’s dad Butch Baltierra’s mug shot and criminal record
ByAsa Hawks January 13, 2010March 3, 2020

There is so much teen mama drama on MTV’s reality series Teen Mom that is seems impossible someone on the show could distract from it, but that’s exactly what Butch, the uber-mulletted father of Tyler and step-father of Catelynn, did during last night’s episode “Standing Up!” Read all about his crazy storyline and his criminal past, including a possible contender for The Celebrity Mugshot Hall of Fame!

Read More Tyler Baltierra’s dad Butch Baltierra’s mug shot and criminal record
Teen Mom

Watch Online MTV’s “Teen Mom” complete episode 6 “Standing Up”
ByAsa Hawks January 13, 2010January 13, 2010

It’s Wednesday and that means… Teen Mom full episode! Did you miss last night’s episode or just want to watch all the mama drama again? That’s what we’re here for!

A “brief” recap of Teen Mom Episode 6 “Standing Up:” Amber struggles with receiving financial support from Gary and needing to put Leah in daycare. Ryan continues to prove Newton’s First Law: “An object at rest tends to remain at rest.” Meanwhile Maci seems to get bad advice from a relationship counselor that I think has a crush on Ryan. Farrah silences the haters by doing a number of unselfish things including taking Sophia to the library and talking to her estranged sister. Tyler and Catelynn continue to amaze with their ability to deal with an incomprehensibly bizarre situation at home as (let’s see if I can get this right) Tyler’s dad Butch gets in a fight with Catelynn’s mom and comes to stay with his ex-wife (Tyler’s mom). Also, Butch goes to court to see if he can avoid prison after violating his parole.

Click to watch the full episode!

Read More Watch Online MTV’s “Teen Mom” complete episode 6 “Standing Up”
Conan O'Brien | David Letterman | Jay Leno

VIDEO – What does David Letterman think of the Leno-Conan NBC television debacle?
ByStarcasm Staff January 13, 2010January 13, 2010

These NBC Late Night wars have everyone stirred up. Tonight Conan let loose on NBC during his monologue, and David Letterman devoted a segment to “coalescing his thoughts on the NBC television debacle.” Letterman is enjoying the NBC mess because he was once caught up in a similar late night war at NBC that ended…

Read More VIDEO – What does David Letterman think of the Leno-Conan NBC television debacle?
Bruce Springsteen

PHOTOS Bruce Springsteen shirtless on the beach in St. Barts!
ByAsa Hawks January 13, 2010March 17, 2013

Man o man! Willie Nelson concert pictures and now Bruce Springsteen frolicking on the beach in St. Barts?!? What’s next – a Bob Dylan mugshot?!? This is too great! I write about celebrities all day everyday but I rarely get to feel like a fanboy – and this is twice in a matter of days! Of course, it’s Bruce shirtless so my fanboyness is going to be interpreted as boyfanness, not that there’s anything wrong with that! By golly I’ll take what I can get! Wait, that didn’t sound right.

ANYWAY… Bruce and wife Patti Scialfa were caught by photographers having fun on the beaches of St. Barts Tuesday. The shirtless Boss seemed to be offering a challenge to Jersey Shore’s “The Situation,” and that challenge is “Greetings From Absbury Park!” We get to see a whole lot of Bruce’s “American Skin” as he proves it’s possible to not look lame while bodysurfing in St. Barts, something Martin short was unsuccessful at just the day before.

26 PHOTOS!

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Bill O'Reilly | Sarah Palin

VIDEO Watch Sarah Palin’s debut on Fox News with Bill O’Reilly
ByAsa Hawks January 13, 2010

Sarah Palin made her first Fox News appearance since officially joining the network earlier this week, sitting in with Bill O’Reilly on The Factor January 12th. I usually have little to no tolerance for the partisan political bibble babble infecting our cable “news” stations, but Bill O’Reilly is one of those folks that has the ability to be rational and nonpartisan at times, and his sit down with Sarah Palin was no exception. Watch the video!

Read More VIDEO Watch Sarah Palin’s debut on Fox News with Bill O’Reilly
Conan O'Brien | Television

VIDEO – In what may be his last ‘Tonight Show’ episode, Conan O’Brien’s January 12 monologue unabashedly bashes NBC
ByStarcasm Staff January 13, 2010January 13, 2010

Conan O’Brien released a statement today saying that he refuses to stay with “The Tonight Show” if it’s moved to a 12:05 a.m. time slot, because really, that wouldn’t make it the “The Tonight Show” anymore, and would lead to the destruction of the show as an institution started by Johnny Carson. Also, he’s justifiably…

Read More VIDEO – In what may be his last ‘Tonight Show’ episode, Conan O’Brien’s January 12 monologue unabashedly bashes NBC
Shaquille O'Neal

Shaquille O’Neal mistress Dominica Westling photos and video
ByAsa Hawks January 12, 2010December 22, 2012

Shaquille O’Neal and Wilt Chamberlain have more in common than being 7′ 1″ and playing in the NBA! Wilt famously claimed in his second autobiography A View from Above that he had slept with over 20,000 women, and thanks to Radar Online we know Shaq is at most 19,996 away from matching that feat! (Any more and I may have to construct a mistress scorecard like Tiger’s!)

In addition to a five-year fling with Orlando-based model and perpetual victim of celebrity stalking Vanessa Lopez, Shaq has also been linked to Laura Govan, fiance of NBA player Gilbert Arenas.

But wait! If you order now, you also get a third mistress absolutely free! Radar Online broke the story today that Shaq has been shooting balls through the hoop of “25-year-old Swedish model and aspiring actress” Dominica Westling! See photos of the blond bombshell.

Read More Shaquille O’Neal mistress Dominica Westling photos and video
Kim Zolciak | Luann deLesseps | Real Housewives of New York City

LuAnn deLesseps wants to be the next Kim Zolciak; records a dance single “Money Can’t Buy Class”
ByStarcasm Staff January 12, 2010December 22, 2012

Kim Zolciak needs to buy herself an extra fancy bottle of wine tonight and a new skin-tight dress to celebrate, because all the Real Housewives want to be her, including New York Mistress of Decorum LuAnn deLesseps. LuAnn, who literally wrote the book on class, recently admitted that she’s already written and recorded a dance…

Read More LuAnn deLesseps wants to be the next Kim Zolciak; records a dance single “Money Can’t Buy Class”
Conan O'Brien

Conan O’Brien issues official statement, doesn’t want The Tonight Show to move
ByAsa Hawks January 12, 2010

There have been all sorts of rumors circulating and jokes being made about NBC’s decision to move Jay Leno back to his 11:30 PM time slot, bumping The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien to 12:05 AM and Late Night with Jimmy Fallon to 1:05 AM. Conan himself has made a few cracks about the move, most of which have involved not-so-humorous barbs at NBC. But so far there hasn’t been much to come out of the Conan camp officially.

Well, that’s changed now! Conan issued a long statement this afternoon that addresses all aspects of the NBC Late Night shake-up, including the possibility of moving to another network. Read the entire statement.

Read More Conan O’Brien issues official statement, doesn’t want The Tonight Show to move
Gretchen Rossi | Kim Zolciak | Luann deLesseps | Music | Real Housewives of Orange County

Gretchen Rossi is a singer now, releases single “Nothing Without You” for Jeff Bietzel
ByStarcasm Staff January 12, 2010December 22, 2012

Gretchen Rossi has miserably failed to walk in Kim Zolciak’s fabulous glitter heels by recording a syrupy single, “Nothing Without You,” and quietly releasing it on amazon. Rossi’s song isn’t going to make any itunes hits, or have drunk drag queens dance to it in the club for many reasons. The first reason is that…

Read More Gretchen Rossi is a singer now, releases single “Nothing Without You” for Jeff Bietzel
Rozlyn Papa | The Bachelor

The Bachelor’s Rozlyn Papa has an arrest record!
ByAsa Hawks January 12, 2010December 22, 2012

Season 14 of The Bachelor has given bloggers a lightning rod of controversy in the form of 28-year-old Rozlyn Papa of Richmond, Virginia. Not only is she at the center of a highly publicized “sex scandal” involving a producer on the show, but now Radar Online has uncovered her previous brushes with the law!

Read More The Bachelor’s Rozlyn Papa has an arrest record!
Movies | Sam Raimi | Tobey Maguire

Spider-Man 4 canceled! Tobey Maguire, Sam Raimi and cast are out!
ByAsa Hawks January 12, 2010January 12, 2010

My production FAIL sense is tingling! Deadline.com broke the story earlier today that Sony’s Spider-Man 4 movie, scheduled for a release date of May 5, 2011, has been scrapped and the franchise will receive a “reboot.” That means director Sam Raimi, Spider-Man 1, 2 and 3 Tobey Maguire and the rest of the cast are no longer going to be part of the web-slinger franchise!

Read what happened and why!

Read More Spider-Man 4 canceled! Tobey Maguire, Sam Raimi and cast are out!
Victoria Beckham

PHOTO Victoria Beckham looking scary skinny January 11
ByAsa Hawks January 11, 2010January 11, 2010

Victoria Beckham has always been a bit on the thin side of skinny, but judging from this photo taken in Sherman Oaks Monday she’s crossed the line into “dangerously emaciated.” According to Fame the photo was taken after Sticktoria took the kids out for frozen yogurt after picking them up for school. Posh, you might wanna look into a few scoops of Häagen-Dazs yourself!

Read More PHOTO Victoria Beckham looking scary skinny January 11
The Bachelor | Vienna Girardi

Who was The Bachelor’s Vienna Girardi’s husband?
ByAsa Hawks January 11, 2010March 17, 2013

On tonight’s episode of The Bachelor Vienna Girardi revealed that she was engaged to her pastor’s sone for four years and broke off the engagement when she was just 17 years old. Her ex then got married to someone else within a month. Vienna was torn up about it and ran off and eloped with a guy she claims she didn’t even know!

Well, we know him and his name is Joshua William Riley! Read more about their short-lived romance.

Read More Who was The Bachelor’s Vienna Girardi’s husband?
Mug Shots

Olivia Namath mugshot photo from marijuana possession arrest
ByAsa Hawks January 11, 2010December 22, 2012

NFL Hall-of-Famer Joe Namath’s 19-year-old daughter Olivia Namath was arrested in Palm Beach County, Florida early Sunday morning and “charged with two counts of marijuana possession, including one with intent to sell, and with possession of alcohol by a minor,” according to The Palm Beach Post.

A Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputy pulled Olivia over for speeding after recording her doing 58 mph in a 50 mph zone. The deputy was checking her driver’s license when he noticed the smell of marijuana. A search of the car revealed a bag of pot on the driver’s-side floorboard and an additional 200.5 grams of weed were found in the trunk. The Post says “Namath ‘denied any knowledge’ of the marijuana, though she said no one else had access to her car trunk, according to the deputy’s report.”

Read all the details of the arrest and see Olivia’s lovely mug shot!

Read More Olivia Namath mugshot photo from marijuana possession arrest
Celebrities

Complete Mark McGwire statement admitting to steroid use
ByAsa Hawks January 11, 2010January 11, 2010

Baseball slugger Mark McGwire stood in front of congress March 17, 2005 and refused to answer their questions about whether or not he used performance-enhancing drugs, and he has maintained his silence since. But, the slugger who helped rejuvenate America’s interest in baseball with his exciting slugging race against the Chicago Cubs’ Sammy Sosa in pursuit of Roger Maris’ single season homerun record, issued an official statement Monday admitting to using steroids.

Click to read the complete statement.

Read More Complete Mark McGwire statement admitting to steroid use
Casey Johnson | Joe Francis | Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila and Casey Johnson engagement video may be fake; staged by ‘Girls Gone Wild’ creator Joe Francis
ByStarcasm Staff January 11, 2010November 22, 2011

Is Joe Francis behind Tila Tequila’s public engagement to the late Casey Johnson? Insiders who spoke to the NY Daily News think so. These anonymous sources say Francis (dubbed “Douche of the Decade” by Gawker) was financing a website for Tila Tequila and masterminded the bizarre uStream video where Tila and Casey announced their engagement…

Read More Tila Tequila and Casey Johnson engagement video may be fake; staged by ‘Girls Gone Wild’ creator Joe Francis
Jersey Shore | Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

18 Snooki videos from before Jersey Shore!
ByAsa Hawks January 11, 2010March 17, 2013

Jersey Shore‘s Snooki must have known some time ago she was destined for greatness because she started her own video channel on youtube featuring all sorts of crazy Guidette tomfoolery! Here is the easy-to-browse complete collection of all the Snooki video yumminess with brief commentary from your source for all things Snooki, starcasm.net! There are a couple vintage high school cheerleading vids from her defunct myspace account thrown in as a bonus! 18 total Snooki videos!

Read More 18 Snooki videos from before Jersey Shore!
Celebrities

VIDEO Karlos Dansby recovers Aaron Freeman fumble for touchdown, Cardinals defeat Packers
ByBubba Scarce January 10, 2010January 10, 2010

Sunday’s NFC playoff match-up between the Arizona Cardinals and the Green Bay Packers turned into an offensive shootout that found both teams knotted up at 45 points at the end of regulation after an astonishingly bad missed chip shot field goal by the normally reliable Neil Rackers of the Cardinals.

Green Bay won the coin toss and on the third play of overtime, not counting a play called back on a holding call, Aaron Rodgers was scrambling on a 3rd and 5 from his own 25 yard line when Arizona Cardinals cornerback Michael Adams (who had been scorched all day long in coverage) hit the Green Bay quarterback, causing him to fumble the ball. As the pigskin was falling to the ground and Rodgers was getting tackled, he managed to kick the ball into the air… right into the arms of Cardinals linebacker Karlos Dansby, who ran it back for the touchdown and the victory.

Watch the amazing video!

Read More VIDEO Karlos Dansby recovers Aaron Freeman fumble for touchdown, Cardinals defeat Packers
Jake Pavelka | The Bachelor | Vienna Girardi

PHOTOS The Bachelor Season 14 winner Vienna Girardi from Myspace and Facebook
ByAsa Hawks January 10, 2010December 22, 2012

Thanks to Reality Steve, the proverbial cat is out of the bag as far as The Bachelor Season 14 “On the Wings of Love” is concerned. He has revealed the winner to be 23-year-old Vienna Girardi of Sanford, Florida. Click to get a brief bio of the potential future Mrs. Jake Pavelka and see candid photos of the attractive blonde from various social media sites!

Read More PHOTOS The Bachelor Season 14 winner Vienna Girardi from Myspace and Facebook
Real Housewives of Orange County | Simon Barney | Tamra Judge

Did Tamra Barney really cheat on Simon?
ByStarcasm Staff January 10, 2010December 22, 2012

UPDATE Feb. 8, 2010 – Tamra Barney is now dating Simon’s friend Eddie Judge We’ll have to wait until Thursday to watch Tamra publicly take questions about her divorce and infidelity allegations from Simon on Bravo’s Watch What Happens, but in the meantime she’s posted on her Facebook page that all allegations are false. Tamras …

Read More Did Tamra Barney really cheat on Simon?
Simon Barney | Tamra Judge

Simon Barney blogged about Tamra hours before filing for divorce
ByStarcasm Staff January 10, 2010

Just about four hours before Simon Barney filed for divorce from his RHOC wife Tamra Barney, he wrote a long blog post for Bravo addressing the lastest Real Housewives episode, which featured Tamra telling her mother that they were headed towards divorce. In this blog, he continued his obsessive use of the possessive phrase “my…

Read More Simon Barney blogged about Tamra hours before filing for divorce
Fergie | Weddings

Josh Duhamel surprises Fergie on the eve of one-year anniversary with a wedding vow renewal ceremony
Bycarrieglass January 10, 2010March 17, 2013

Radaronline reports that Josh Duhamel and Fergie renewed their wedding vows in a private ceremony at a lavish Santa Barbara hotel. Josh surprised Fergie, and she was emotional throughout. It’s only been a year of marriage for Fergie and Josh Duhamel, but it’s been a doozy. Gossip blogs have been speculating that the pair would…

Read More Josh Duhamel surprises Fergie on the eve of one-year anniversary with a wedding vow renewal ceremony
Willie Nelson

Willie Nelson photos January 8, 2010 at Arena Theater in Houston, Texas
ByAsa Hawks January 10, 2010January 10, 2010

If you’re wondering why I did a post of seemingly ordinary Willie Nelson concert pictures then you obviously haven’t heard the news:

Willie Nelson is SOOOO AWESOME!

Read More Willie Nelson photos January 8, 2010 at Arena Theater in Houston, Texas
Kenya Moore

VIDEO Kenya Moore invents sextape marketing to sell book (SFW)
ByAsa Hawks January 9, 2010December 22, 2012

Entire careers have been built or at least exponentially advanced thanks to the magic of low-quality, home-made nookie videos (See Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian) and though I wouldn’t put it past either of those ladies to have allowed their transgressional recordings to be made public on purpose, Kenya Moore gets the credit because she’s the first to obviously do it on purpose.

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Hailey Glassman | Jon Gosselin | Morgan Christie

PHOTOS of Morgan Christie Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend
ByAsa Hawks January 9, 2010December 22, 2012

It has been quite a lull since we’ve been given the gift of a previously unknown young lady that has either slept with Tiger Woods or dated Jon Gosselin, but according to The National Enquirer and People magazine, that drought is over! Both of these sites are reporting that Jon Gosselin has officially moved on from his true love Hailey Glassman and is now dating 25-year-old Morgan Christie of California!

Click to see the only two photos of Morgan in existence!

Read More PHOTOS of Morgan Christie Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend
Jared Fogle

Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle engaged to Katie McLaughlin, admits to gaining 40 pounds
ByStarcasm Staff January 9, 2010

Photo: Flynet Pictures Subway’s Jared Fogle proposed to teacher Katie McLaughlin in November, People reports (via PopEater.) 32-year-old Fogle and 30-year-old McLaughlin have been dating for a year, and Fogle gushed about how “wonderful, caring, and supportive” she is. It’s been about a month since Jared Fogle resurfaced at an airport looking a little heftier…

Read More Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle engaged to Katie McLaughlin, admits to gaining 40 pounds
Conan O'Brien | Jay Leno | The Tonight Show

VIDEO Conan O’Brien addresses Jay Leno controversy on “The Tonight Show”
ByAsa Hawks January 9, 2010January 9, 2010

There have been all kinds of reports swirling about that Jay Leno will be moving back to his 11:30PM time slot with a half hour show and Conan O’Brien, who replaced Leno as host of The Tonight Show, would be given the choice of either get bumped to midnight or packing his bags and leaving. Here is a video from tonight’s episode of The Tonight Show.

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Angelina Jolie | Jack White | Karen Elson | Tales in Advertising

Angelina Jolie and Kelly Gray replaced by Jack White’s wife, Karen Elson, in St. John’s ad campaign
ByStarcasm Staff January 8, 2010January 8, 2010

Angelina got fired from a St. John ad campaign for being too famous, and is being replaced by the Karen Elson, wife of rocker Jack White who sports a mane of shocking red hair. Also gone from St. John’? Blonde-haired daughter of St. John founder Marie Gray, Kelly Gray, St. John CEO Glenn McMahon tells…

Read More Angelina Jolie and Kelly Gray replaced by Jack White’s wife, Karen Elson, in St. John’s ad campaign
Celebrities

PHOTOS Paula Sladewski and boyfriend Kevin Klym
ByAsa Hawks January 8, 2010January 11, 2010

The burned body of former Playboy model Paula Sladewski was found in a dumpster in Miami Sunday after someone noticed it was on fire and alerted police. The remains were so badly charred authorities had to use dental records to identify them as Sladewski.

Paula and her boyfriend Kevin Klym have reportedly had a tumultuous relationship since they began dating two years ago and he was the last person to see Sladewski before her death. Though not officially a suspect in her murder, police are calling Klym a “person of interest” in the investigation. Here are photos of Sladewski and Klym together.

Read More PHOTOS Paula Sladewski and boyfriend Kevin Klym
Jersey Shore | Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

VIDEO Snooki from Jersey Shore does the weather for WPIX 11
ByAsa Hawks January 8, 2010January 17, 2010

Is there anything this Jersey girl can’t do?!? Well, besides reach the freezer door…

Jersey Shore‘s diminutive Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi continues to cash in on her 15 minutes and expand her resume, this time by handling weather girl duties on New Tork’s WPIX. Watch the video!

Read More VIDEO Snooki from Jersey Shore does the weather for WPIX 11
Humor

Watch Ray Stevens ‘We the People’ video plus lyrics
ByAsa Hawks January 8, 2010January 8, 2010

The Tea Party Movement has a new theme song! No, it’s not by Ted Nugent. Nope, it’s not by Kid Rock either. The new anthem putting smiles on everyone pushing for Webster’s to include “Obamacare” in their next official lexicon is “We the People” by Ray Stevens!

Read More Watch Ray Stevens ‘We the People’ video plus lyrics
Real Housewives of Orange County | Ryan Vieth | Simon Barney | Splitsville | Tamra Judge

Did Tamra Barney and Simon Barney get a divorce? See the documents!
ByAsa Hawks January 7, 2010March 17, 2013

The Real Housewives of Orange County has another marital casualty on their hands as OC matriarch Tamra Barney and her husband Simon Barney officially filed for divorce Wednesday, January 6. Previews for tonight’s episode feature Tamra in tears as she explains that she and Simon are headed for divorce. According to Radar Online Tamra moved…

Read More Did Tamra Barney and Simon Barney get a divorce? See the documents!
Conan O'Brien | Jay Leno | Jay Leno Show | The Tonight Show

Jay Leno moving back to 11:30 Conan O’Brien to midnight or nothing
ByAsa Hawks January 7, 2010January 9, 2010

NBC late night is about to get a controversial shakeup as Jay Leno will reclaim his 11:30 PM time slot, this according to sources for TMZ. According to the sources, The Jay Leno Show goes on vacation February 1 and Jay will be back in his old 11:30 PM stomping ground after the Olympics. Still…

Read More Jay Leno moving back to 11:30 Conan O’Brien to midnight or nothing
Lady GaGa | Style and Fashion

PHOTOS Lady Gaga’s sunburst hair at 2010 CES
ByAsa Hawks January 7, 2010

Even the International Consumer Electronics Show isn’t safe from the avant garde fashion statement of LG! No, not that LG (dork!), I’m talking about Lady Gaga y’all!

The pop singer and style trendsetter has been named the creative director for a “specialty line of imaging products” for Polaroid and was on hand at the convention Thursday, January 7 to promote the line and receive a portrait of herself made entirely of Polaroid images by artist Maurizio Galamiti.

Not one to miss an opportunity to draw attention to herself, Gaga fashioned a large Audrey Hepburn-style hat from her own hair, forming a large blonde starburst that extended more than a foot in all directions!

Read More PHOTOS Lady Gaga’s sunburst hair at 2010 CES
Humor | Jersey Shore | Michael Cera | Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino | Paul Delvecchio

VIDEOS Michael Cera and the Jersey Shore cast in the hot tub and fist pumping
ByAsa Hawks January 7, 2010December 22, 2012

We already reported on Michael Cera’s Jersey Shore makeover where DJ Pauly D Guidoed the hipster actor with his own version of “The Blowout” hairstyle and now we bring you even more Cera/Jersey Shore crossover hilarity as Michael gets a lesson in fist pumping and then everybody gets in a hot tub! It’s Guido-riffic!

Read More VIDEOS Michael Cera and the Jersey Shore cast in the hot tub and fist pumping
Ashley Lindley | Real World Washington D.C.

Watch Online Real World Washington D.C. episode 2 “Bipartisan Lovin”
ByAsa Hawks January 7, 2010January 7, 2010

Serious back-stories abound in Episode 2 of Real World Washington, D.C. as cast members are out of and get left in closets and someone even mentions a cult! The first potential “hook-up” enters the house and the hot tub, Ashley is upset because she smooched on a homosexual man she doesn’t even like – no,…

Read More Watch Online Real World Washington D.C. episode 2 “Bipartisan Lovin”

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