LINKS! $2 million dollar bra, Live-action Lion King cast, Dustin Hoffman accused…

LINKS! $2 million dollar bra, Live-action Lion King cast, Dustin Hoffman accused…

DLISTED – Wendy Williams blames menopause for her on-air faint during the Halloween show REALITY TEA – Before you switch over to Thanksgiving mode (three weeks, y’all!), here’s one more great big roundup of celebrities and their kids in full-on Halloween costumed glory CELEBITCHY – Dustin Hoffman has done some pretty disgusting things to women…

LINKS! The Property Brothers’ balls, House of Cards canceled, Vanderpump Rules returns…

LINKS! The Property Brothers’ balls, House of Cards canceled, Vanderpump Rules returns…

DLISTED – Kevin Spacey managed to both get House of Cards canceled after its next season *and* stop production of that season dead in its tracks REALITY TEA – Here’s the first trailer for Vanderpump Rules Season 6, which drops December 4th CELEBITCHY – John Kelly is…not a historian JEZEBEL – Halloween may be over,…

LINKS! 3-Foot Penis Guy, Jon Hamm’s penis in tight pants, Paul Manafort busted…

LINKS! 3-Foot Penis Guy, Jon Hamm’s penis in tight pants, Paul Manafort busted…

DLISTED – No one actually calls the Florida-Alabama coast “Floribama”–other than MTV’s Jersey Shore spinoff, that is REALITY TEA – Get your red hot RHOC Season 12 reunion photos right here CELEBITCHY – Former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort has been charged with 12 criminal counts, among them conspiracy against the United States, conspiracy to…

LINKS! Ben Affleck House Hunter, Leo’s new girlfriend, George H. W. Bush sexual harassment claim…

LINKS! Ben Affleck House Hunter, Leo’s new girlfriend, George H. W. Bush sexual harassment claim…

DLISTED – Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus, his producer girlfriend of approximately three months, have been spotted house hunting together in west LA REALITY TEA – Brandi Redmond of RHOD expressed remorse–genuine remorse!–over her “Nanny-Gate” scandal, saying “I was wrong on every level” CELEBITCHY – Turn star Heather Lind claims former President George H. W….

LINKS! RIP Robert Guillaume, Flea naked, Marky Mark begs God’s forgiveness…

LINKS! RIP Robert Guillaume, Flea naked, Marky Mark begs God’s forgiveness…

DLISTED – Rest in Peace, Robert Guillaume, the funniest actor on one of the funniest sitcoms (Soap) of all time (and who also had memorable roles in at least a dozen other culturally defining shows, movies, and theater productions) REALITY TEA – Kelly Dodd and LeeAnne Locken gossiped like the WWHL set was their own…

LINKS! Blac Chyna in trouble, Lais Ribeiro lingerie pics, Gordon Hayward injury video…

LINKS! Blac Chyna in trouble, Lais Ribeiro lingerie pics, Gordon Hayward injury video…

DLISTED – Nicole Kidman explained kissing Alexander Skarsgard at the Emmys by saying she “did everything” with him REALITY TEA – It turns out all the rumors we heard about Blac Chyna treating Rob Kardashian terribly might be true after all CELEBITCHY – Kristen Bell’s favorite food is…not a food JEZEBEL – Ivanka Trump’s punk…

LINKS! NeNe’s rape wish apology, Nelly rape allegations, Last Jedi trailer…
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LINKS! NeNe’s rape wish apology, Nelly rape allegations, Last Jedi trailer…

DLISTED – Maybe the new Blade Runner wouldn’t have flopped if it was just Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling sipping scotch and joking with a British interviewer for two hours REALITY TEA – NeNe apologized for wishing rape upon a fan at her show last weekend, so that’s probably the last we’ll hear of that,…

LINKS! Karissa Shannon sex tape, Melania Trump lookalike, Bob’s Burgers movie!…

LINKS! Karissa Shannon sex tape, Melania Trump lookalike, Bob’s Burgers movie!…

DLISTED – Mark Salling from Glee pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography REALITY TEA – What does Kim Zolciak say is the secret to her successful marriage? Why, loads of hot sex, of course CELEBITCHY – Kim Cattrall claims she never wanted to do a third Sex and the City movie anyway JEZEBEL – Here’s…

LINKS! Justin Bieber homeless, Santa Claus dead, Kate Winslet’s Papyrus plot…

LINKS! Justin Bieber homeless, Santa Claus dead, Kate Winslet’s Papyrus plot…

DLISTED – Kate Winslet is going to be in the Avatar sequels, presumably so she can sneak in late at night and change the poster font REALITY TEA – “Tamra Judge Thinks Diko and Peggy Sulahian Have It Out For Shannon Beador” CELEBITCHY – Shonda Rhimes interviewed Michelle Obama and it did not disappoint JEZEBEL…

LINKS! Las Vegas shooting journalism fail, Oprah for President?, SlutWalk photo gallery…

LINKS! Las Vegas shooting journalism fail, Oprah for President?, SlutWalk photo gallery…

DLISTED – Good Morning Britain combined a Mariah Carey Christmas interview with chyrons covering the Las Vegas shooting, in what has to be the new photo accompanying the “bad look” definition in the journalism dictionary REALITY TEA – RHOC’s Meghan Edmonds’ stepdaughter was at the Jason Aldean concert when the Las Vegas shooting broke out…

LINKS! Ariel Winter braless, Natalie Morales upskirt response, Jared Kushner female?…

LINKS! Ariel Winter braless, Natalie Morales upskirt response, Jared Kushner female?…

DLISTED – Kate Winslet went on The Tonight Show to promote a movie and wound up disclosing that she once cut off a friend’s ear REALITY TEA – Teresa Giudice once again denies she had a boyfriend while Joe was in prison, once again confirms she’s still angry with Joe for ruining their lives CELEBITCHY…

LINKS! Bill Nye the Twerking Guy, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle official, Angelique Whitmyer topless…

LINKS! Bill Nye the Twerking Guy, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle official, Angelique Whitmyer topless…

DLISTED – Here’s Idris Elba reading some sexy fan fiction about sexy Idris Elba REALITY TEA – Miss Lawrence from RHOA dished on just about everything on The Jenny McCarthy Show CELEBITCHY – Prince Harry and Meghan Markle made it official at the Invictus Games JEZEBEL – Kevin Can Wait joins an elite group of…

LINKS! Jessica Simpson wasted, GOOP’s vampire repellent, Alicia Vikander gets jumpy…

LINKS! Jessica Simpson wasted, GOOP’s vampire repellent, Alicia Vikander gets jumpy…

DLISTED – If you’re ever on a plane with Jennifer Lawrence, get ready to be terrified beyond belief REALITY TEA – “Real Housewives Teresa Giudice, Brandi Glanville, and Ashley Darby Perform The Vagina Monologues For Charity” CELEBITCHY – Jessica Simpson is way past Fun Drunk and well into “Hold my hair back” territory in these…

LINKS! Kevin Hart’s stripper mistress, Ben Affleck’s producer girlfriend, James Corden’s regrets…

LINKS! Kevin Hart’s stripper mistress, Ben Affleck’s producer girlfriend, James Corden’s regrets…

DLISTED – Ryan Phillippe’s response to his ex-girlfriend’s abuse allegations is apparently a lawsuit REALITY TEA – Someone from the Below Deck cast is getting fired this season CELEBITCHY – Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus went to the Emmys together but kept away from the red carpet JEZEBEL – Any American who’s ever listened to…

LINKS! Kevin Hart’s blackmailer, Shailene Woodley’s forest TV, Russia revelations…

LINKS! Kevin Hart’s blackmailer, Shailene Woodley’s forest TV, Russia revelations…

DLISTED – mother! was a box office dud and got a terrible Cinema Score from the people who did see it–were you one of them? REALITY TEA – Cary Deuber gives brainwashing claims the eye roll, agrees she’s basically divided the RHOD cast CELEBITCHY – Shailene Woodley from Big Little Lies caused a bit of…

LINKS! Osbourne-Kardashian feud, Sex robots, Nina Garcia takes Elle…

LINKS! Osbourne-Kardashian feud, Sex robots, Nina Garcia takes Elle…

DLISTED – Steven Tyler looks pretty good in a white dress, does not look like a lady, definitely DGAF what anyone thinks of this REALITY TEA – Here’s Bethenny Frankel taking her BStrong organization down to Houston to help out after Harvey CELEBITCHY – Here’s creepy James Woods getting gloriously dragged by a tag team…

LINKS! Joanna Krupa’s tiger boobs, James Franco’s p0rn habit, Fifty Shades Freed trailer…

LINKS! Joanna Krupa’s tiger boobs, James Franco’s p0rn habit, Fifty Shades Freed trailer…

DLISTED – Jim Carrey’s New York Fashion Week red carpet interview is either freshman year stoner revelations or brilliant performance art, take your pick REALITY TEA – Asa Soltan Rahmati is not wild about the thought of returning for another season of Shahs of Sunset CELEBITCHY – Here’s the underwhelming first trailer for Fifty Shades…

LINKS! Christian Bale unf*ckable, Ashley Graham doing it, Trump screws Republicans…

LINKS! Christian Bale unf*ckable, Ashley Graham doing it, Trump screws Republicans…

DLISTED – George Clooney appears to have transitioned from leading man into director-slash-tequila-billionaire quite gracefully REALITY TEA – Luann de Lesseps told Andy Cohen about her divorce, including all the red flags she says she didn’t see CELEBITCHY – Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott is facing jail time over unpaid child support and also looks…

LINKS! Justin Bieber’s balls, Bella Hadid’s nipples, Chronic B!tch Mouth…

LINKS! Justin Bieber’s balls, Bella Hadid’s nipples, Chronic B!tch Mouth…

DLISTED – Will Smith has been a grapefruiter for a decade REALITY TEA – Kelly Dodd says that Tamra Judge suffers from “Chronic Bitch Mouth.” The pain is real CELEBITCHY – Kendall Jenner, who was 11 a decade ago, is going to be named Fashion Icon Of The Decade at NYFW JEZEBEL – There’s going…

LINKS! ScarJo’s back tattoo, Eclipse beats porn, Alessandra Ambrosio bikini gallery…

LINKS! ScarJo’s back tattoo, Eclipse beats porn, Alessandra Ambrosio bikini gallery…

DLISTED – Scarlett Johansson maybe has a huge indistinct back tattoo now? REALITY TEA – But Bethenny Frankel and Dennis Shields are definitely back together again CELEBITCHY – Louise Linton is not a good person JEZEBEL – One of the ways you know people liked the eclipse? It was more popular than porn THE BLEMISH…

LINKS! Leo’s new boo, Solange deletes Twitter, Taylor Swift too pretty to sketch…

LINKS! Leo’s new boo, Solange deletes Twitter, Taylor Swift too pretty to sketch…

DLISTED – Tom Cruise broke his ankle while filming one of his own stunts on the Mission: Impossible 6 set; he blew the stunt, too REALITY TEA – Shannon Beador is opening her own restaurant, which will be lemon-themed and feature in the new season of RHOC CELEBITCHY – Ugh JEZEBEL – Solange deleted her…

LINKS! Donald Trump is to blame, Olivia Munn ass worship, Prince Harry engaged…

LINKS! Donald Trump is to blame, Olivia Munn ass worship, Prince Harry engaged…

DLISTED – Prince Harry might have just gotten engaged to Meghan Markle REALITY TEA – Eden Sassoon sh!t-talked a whole bunch of the RHOBH cast on Brandi Glanville’s podcast CELEBITCHY – Charlottesville mayor Michael Signer lays the blame for this weekend’s neo-Nazi violence right at Donald Trump’s feet JEZEBEL – Speaking of which, there are…

LINKS! Andy Samberg’s secret baby, Katherine Heigl highly visible, Dick Church leaks…

LINKS! Andy Samberg’s secret baby, Katherine Heigl highly visible, Dick Church leaks…

DLISTED – Andy Samberg and his wife had a baby a little while ago and no one knew it (He? She? Glorious uncertainty!) was coming REALITY TEA – Jason Hopper refused a plea deal in the Bethenny Frankel stalking case CELEBITCHY – The theme of the 2018 Met Gala sounds kind of lame JEZEBEL –…

LINKS! Rihanna Crop Over pics, Chloe Ayling kidnapping, Usher’s Herpes Club…

LINKS! Rihanna Crop Over pics, Chloe Ayling kidnapping, Usher’s Herpes Club…

DLISTED – Here’s a list of everything NBC is thinking about or actively remaking, including such long-forgotten classics as 30 Rock, The West Wing, and ER REALITY TEA – GG from Shahs of Sunset didn’t really get divorced because she really wants babies CELEBITCHY – Three more people, including one man, are suing Usher because…

LINKS! Angelina under fire, Dukes of Hazzard butt violation, Casey Batchelor beach yoga pics…

LINKS! Angelina under fire, Dukes of Hazzard butt violation, Casey Batchelor beach yoga pics…

DLISTED – Here’s another Lena Dunham story where the details might not add up REALITY TEA – Shannon Beador denied that she has Stockholm Syndrome, which is exactly what you would expect someone suffering from Stockholm Syndrome to do JEZEBEL – Vanity Fair released the transcript of the Angelina Jolie interview and it supports all…

LINKS! Heather Graham’s bikini bod, Hitler tote bag, Wonder Woman 2…

LINKS! Heather Graham’s bikini bod, Hitler tote bag, Wonder Woman 2…

DLISTED – Daniel Craig is coming back for one more Bond movie and even sounds kind of happy about it REALITY TEA – Kenya Moore paid tribute to her recently deceased grandmother on Instagram JEZEBEL – “The 150 Worst Albums Made By Men” CELEBITCHY – At least one former male Doctor Who is not wild…

LINKS! Taylor Hill butt bruise, Biebs tour canceled, Brosectomy parties…

LINKS! Taylor Hill butt bruise, Biebs tour canceled, Brosectomy parties…

DLISTED – Here’s the story of one woman who managed to escape R. Kelly’s alleged sex cult clutches REALITY TEA – Danni Baird from Southern Charm talks marriage, dishes on Kathryn Dennis and Landon Clements JEZEBEL – “Broscectomy parties” are now a thing CELEBITCHY – The next book in the Game of Thrones series has…

LINKS! Jeana Turner bikini gallery, Clooney does diapers, Cosby goes free…

LINKS! Jeana Turner bikini gallery, Clooney does diapers, Cosby goes free…

DLISTED – The fact that it’s the members of Hanson calling Justin Bieber’s music “chlamydia of the ear” makes the burn that much hotter REALITY TEA – Of course Gizelle is egging on Karen and Charisse’s feud JEZEBEL – Energy Secretary Rick Perry’s glasses remain the smartest thing about him CELEBITCHY – George Clooney plans…

LINKS! Scalise shooting update, Beyonce TwinWatch, Corinne Olympios speaks…

LINKS! Scalise shooting update, Beyonce TwinWatch, Corinne Olympios speaks…

DLISTED – Here’s what Corinne Olympios has to say about the Bachelor In Paradise controversy REALITY TEA – NeNe will be back for RHOA Season 10 JEZEBEL – Hold on: Special Counsel Robert Muller is now investigating the President for obstruction of justice CELEBITCHY – Kris Jenner thinks everyone can relate to at least one…

LINKS! CJ Franco bikini pics, ScarJost still a thing, Bieber target practice…

LINKS! CJ Franco bikini pics, ScarJost still a thing, Bieber target practice…

DLISTED – Justin Bieber is ducking glass projectiles onstage again REALITY TEA – The Vanderpump Rules cast reunited at LA Pride 2017, here are some pics JEZEBEL – In honor of the 50th anniversary of the Summer of Love, enjoy this photo gallery of San Francisco overrun by beautiful, unshorn hippies CELEBITCHY – Megyn Kelly…

LINKS! Katy Perry’s naked livestream, Jessica Chastain wedding pics, Cosby’s defense rests…

LINKS! Katy Perry’s naked livestream, Jessica Chastain wedding pics, Cosby’s defense rests…

DLISTED – Kevin Spacey’s jokes about not coming out of the closet at the Tonys were almost as tired as his Carson and Clinton impersonations REALITY TEA – Gizelle Bryant is glad she and Monique Samuels shared a Bermudan sailing experience JEZEBEL – Bill Cosby’s legal defense team went with some tried-and-true defamatory standards before…

LINKS! Selena Gomez’s nipples, Tom Cruise at the Mummy premiere, OITNB spoilers…

LINKS! Selena Gomez’s nipples, Tom Cruise at the Mummy premiere, OITNB spoilers…

DLISTED – Inara from Firefly married James Gordon from Gotham, congrats to them! REALITY TEA – Tinsley Mortiner had a super chill vacation in Mexico and the pictures will make you super jealous JEZEBEL – The teacher who gave out the “Most Likely To Become A Terrorist” award just won Least Likely To Be Re-Employed…

LINKS! Reality Winner leaks, Bethenny Frankel got naked, George & Amal’s twins…

LINKS! Reality Winner leaks, Bethenny Frankel got naked, George & Amal’s twins…

DLISTED – “Why even bother going on with the 2017 CFDA Awards when it was already shut down by an exquisite bejeweled pink ostrich?” REALITY TEA – Lala Kent has been dropping tons of rumors about rejoining the Vanderpump Rules cast JEZEBEL – No, it is altogether unsurprising that the Trump family pocketed donations intended…

LINKS! Halle Berry pregnancy surprise, Arianny Celeste’s bikini bod, Better Call Saul ending…

LINKS! Halle Berry pregnancy surprise, Arianny Celeste’s bikini bod, Better Call Saul ending…

DLISTED – Halle Berry wants you to know that the whole pregnancy confirmation was just a full tummy REALITY TEA – Rich and Kathy Wakile went on a food research trip to Italy for their restaurant and now I need more pasta in my life JEZEBEL – Bill Cosby showed up for the first day…

LINKS! ‘Covfefe’ was a typo, Claudia Romani bikini photos, Kathy Griffin’s protest art…

LINKS! ‘Covfefe’ was a typo, Claudia Romani bikini photos, Kathy Griffin’s protest art…

DLISTED – Dani Mathers claims she’s had to go into hiding since her body shaming trial REALITY TEA – Bethenny Frankel is planning her very own “Summer of George” JEZEBEL – Most of the millions of Twitter followers that celebrities have appear to be fake–like, for example, 67 million of Katy Perry’s CELEBITCHY – “Covfefe”…

LINKS! Jagged Little Musical, Ariel Winter’s boobtroversy, $2000 hamburger…

LINKS! Jagged Little Musical, Ariel Winter’s boobtroversy, $2000 hamburger…

DLISTED – Jagged Little Pill already is a musical? but the musical version is coming in 2018, so insert your own “Ironic” joke here REALITY TEA – Gizelle Bryant is shocked at Ashley Darby’s confrontation of her own husband JEZEBEL – Olivia Newton-John has been diagnosed with breast cancer CELEBITCHY – America’s current president has…

LINKS! Cleave-tastic Irina Shayk, Orlando Bloom’s penis, The Pope and Trump…

LINKS! Cleave-tastic Irina Shayk, Orlando Bloom’s penis, The Pope and Trump…

DLISTED – Nicki Minaj and Nas have Queens in common, also are are maybe possibly dating REALITY TEA – Teresa Giudice and Joe Gorga have a new perspective on life after prison, along with their own pizza parlor JEZEBEL – Tom Cruise will star in the Top Gun sequel and I would have sworn he…

LINKS! Jessica Simpson bombs on Ellen, ScarJo on ColJo at SNL, Ariana suspends tour…

LINKS! Jessica Simpson bombs on Ellen, ScarJo on ColJo at SNL, Ariana suspends tour…

DLISTED – Jessica Simpson was a cocktail of pills, wine, and general awkwardness on Ellen REALITY TEA – Ramona Singer and Bethenny Frankel have only just begun to feud JEZEBEL – Let’s get this big-budget Hollywood thriller about eel poaching off the ground, people! CELEBITCHY – Ariana Grande has suspended her world tour indefinitely following…

LINKS! Bella Hadid’s Cannes cleavage, T-Swift’s new beau, KUWTK goes dark…

LINKS! Bella Hadid’s Cannes cleavage, T-Swift’s new beau, KUWTK goes dark…

DLISTED – Two of Alan Thicke’s sons (one of whom is named Robin) are fighting his widow for control of his estate REALITY TEA – Kelly Dodd will be on the new season of RHOC and fans will be “surprised” JEZEBEL – Keeping Up With The Kardashians has never been darker or more “real”–so why…

LINKS! McKayla Maroney thongage II, India hates Bieber, Vanderpump Blazes…

LINKS! McKayla Maroney thongage II, India hates Bieber, Vanderpump Blazes…

DLISTED – Dani Mathers’ body shaming is about to result in a real-life legal spanking REALITY TEA – Lisa Vanderpump’s other restaurant caught fire JEZEBEL – Last Man Standing‘s cancellation has pissed off a lot of conspiracy theory-seeing folks CELEBITCHY – Donald Trump’s classified intelligence leaks were for “humanitarian reasons,” says Donald Trump THE BLEMISH…

LINKS! Halsey’s peekaboo dress, Porn star shark attack, President Rock…

LINKS! Halsey’s peekaboo dress, Porn star shark attack, President Rock…

DLISTED – Conrad Hilton won’t come out of his jail cell and no one seems particularly upset about it REALITY TEA – Porsha Williams says she’s lost her best friend in Phaedra Parks as the RHOA reunion fallout continues JEZEBEL – The Rock joins Kanye on the list of celebrities considering running for president in…

LINKS! Emily Ratajkowski topless, Skittles Mother’s Day commercial, Exercise kills?…

LINKS! Emily Ratajkowski topless, Skittles Mother’s Day commercial, Exercise kills?…

DLISTED – In non-Abbey Lee Miller incarceration news, Jodie Sweetin’s ex is also headed to prison REALITY TEA – Here’s why Scheana Marie lied about her marriage, according to Scheana Marie JEZEBEL – And here’s where in the world Kellyanne Conway has been for the past couple of months CELEBITCHY – Jamie Denbo, 43 in…

LINKS! Milana Vayntrub now, Sally Yates is chill, Amusing Ourselves to Death…

LINKS! Milana Vayntrub now, Sally Yates is chill, Amusing Ourselves to Death…

DLISTED – Antonio Sabato Jr. and his abs are running for Congress against a hugely popular California Democrat REALITY TEA – Kim Zolciak is pretty sure that Phaedra Parks was drugged up during the epic RHOA reunion JEZEBEL – Sally Yates’ testimony was a master class in giving condescending senators the brush-off CELEBITCHY – Speaking…

LINKS! Chicken McNugget Blowjob, Sofia Vergara’s cleavage, Gizelle Bryant loves the hate…

LINKS! Chicken McNugget Blowjob, Sofia Vergara’s cleavage, Gizelle Bryant loves the hate…

DLISTED – Liam from One Direction and his wife Cheryl named their baby Bear, which is a little on the nose (if also cute) REALITY TEA – Gizelle Bryant wants you to believe that she loves being the subject of viewers’ ire JEZEBEL – A Mississippi funeral home refused to cremate a gay man’s body,…

LINKS! Kim Kardashian’s Met Gala look, Marlon Brando’s balls, Jeff Sessions’ tears…

LINKS! Kim Kardashian’s Met Gala look, Marlon Brando’s balls, Jeff Sessions’ tears…

DLISTED – Claire Danes’ Met Gala look was sort of a cross between Furiosa from Mad Max and the puffy shirt from Seinfeld REALITY TEA – Below Deck: Mediterranean‘s Sandy Yawn is the show’s first female captain and she is 100% not here to mother her crew JEZEBEL – Austin Powers is almost old enough…

LINKS! Metisha Schaefer’s mesh bikini, Katy Perry’s racist joke, Craft beer sells out?…

LINKS! Metisha Schaefer’s mesh bikini, Katy Perry’s racist joke, Craft beer sells out?…

DLISTED – Katy Perry told a joke about her hair and some people think it was racist; let’s talk about it REALITY TEA – NeNe thinks Porsha has “de-classed” The Real Housewives of Atlanta JEZEBEL – The House of Cards Season 5 trailer is here, but it doesn’t tease whether Frank Underwood will get murdered…

LINKS! Tom Hardy’s cock, Erika Jayne naked, ‘Find the hidden snake’ goes viral…

LINKS! Tom Hardy’s cock, Erika Jayne naked, ‘Find the hidden snake’ goes viral…

DLISTED – Tom “Cock-Catcher” Hardy may have played Bane in a movie, but he’s Batman in real life REALITY TEA – The third part of the RHOA reunion was a “war of words” and there’s still one more episode to go JEZEBEL – The Kardashian Principle encapsulates a lot of the obnoxious dysfunction of American…

LINKS! Kara Del Toro’s bikini spread, RIP ‘Cash Me Ousside,’ FitBit solves murders…

LINKS! Kara Del Toro’s bikini spread, RIP ‘Cash Me Ousside,’ FitBit solves murders…

DLISTED – Madonna is pissed that she’s the subject of a forthcoming biopic, possibly because she’s not dead yet REALITY TEA – The Little Women LA cast vacationed in Alaska together and they have the slide show to prove it JEZEBEL – Uncultured Alex Jones has been reduced to picking fights with a Greek yogurt…

LINKS! Ariel Winter mostly clothed, Elton John’s near-death recovery, Melania Kardashian…

LINKS! Ariel Winter mostly clothed, Elton John’s near-death recovery, Melania Kardashian…

DLISTED – LeAnn Rimes is as happy to be married to Eddie Cibrian as Zoolander is to be good looking REALITY TEA – “Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright went to Florida and got matching tattoos together” sounds like a recipe for disaster but they actually turned out pretty good? JEZEBEL – Sir Elton John was…

LINKS! Tove Lo topless at Coachella, Will Smith as Genie, the $400 juicer goes viral…

LINKS! Tove Lo topless at Coachella, Will Smith as Genie, the $400 juicer goes viral…

DLISTED – Will Smith would have been best as Genie in an Aladdin movie twenty years ago, but better late than never I guess REALITY TEA – Kathryn Dennis thinks she has more southern charm than her producers are willing to air JEZEBEL – If you were a well-to-do woman in the 19th century, what…

LINKS! Coachella’s celebrity boobs, Gwen Stefani’s Easter controversy, Atlanta keeps exploding…

LINKS! Coachella’s celebrity boobs, Gwen Stefani’s Easter controversy, Atlanta keeps exploding…

DLISTED – Richard Hatch is no longer the most hated gay villain in Survivor history REALITY TEA – The first part of the RHOA reunion special went heavy on vaginas and prosthetic camel toes JEZEBEL – If you’re young enough to generate babies and chill enough to be on the receiving end of a 70-year-old…

LINKS! Orlando Bloom’s penis, Bill O’Reilly’s last show, Amy Schumer’s nihilism…

LINKS! Orlando Bloom’s penis, Bill O’Reilly’s last show, Amy Schumer’s nihilism…

DLISTED – Melania Trump is now $2.9 million closer to freedom CELEBITCHY – Amy Schumer declares “Life isn’t that fun.” And who in America in 2017 can muster a full-throated argument to the contrary? VERY SMART BROTHAS – Life is also not fair, but here’s a 1,000-word mic drop on Sean Spicer’s mediocrity to help…

LINKS! Janelle Monae’s sex proposal, Kylie’s Kardashian obsolescence, Lourdes Leon in a bikini…

LINKS! Janelle Monae’s sex proposal, Kylie’s Kardashian obsolescence, Lourdes Leon in a bikini…

CELEBITCHY – Janelle Monae has been reading Lysistrata and taking good notes DLISTED – The rest of the Kardashians are upset that Kylie has the whole rest of her life to become irrelevant while they’re almost there REALITY TEA – Dorinda Medley has your latest round of RHONY gossip JEZEBEL – Apparently the annual White…

LINKS! Cindy Crawford’s amazing bikini bod, Barry Manilow comes out, Chicago Mayor Chance The Rapper…

LINKS! Cindy Crawford’s amazing bikini bod, Barry Manilow comes out, Chicago Mayor Chance The Rapper…

DLISTED – Barry Manilow came out of the closet! And he and his secret partner of several decades are very happy! And his partner’s name is Gary, so there’s a feel-good chuckle for you as well JEZEBEL – Feist has a new album coming out and the first single is fan-Feisting-tstic REALITY TEA – Maybe…

LINKS! Adrienne Bailon’s cleavage, Poop-flinging chimpanzee, RHOP humpathon…

LINKS! Adrienne Bailon’s cleavage, Poop-flinging chimpanzee, RHOP humpathon…

THE BLEMISH – Adrienne Bailon’s top is shrunken like a Grinch’s heart CELEBITCHY – After 74 days in office, The Donald Trump Golf Counter stands at 14 Outings VERY SMART BROTHAS – Here’s a thoughtful and entertaining explanation of why criticism is a good thing and it also channels a hilarious bit Steve Martin did…

LINKS! Jennifer Lawrence’s hot brains, Bill O’Reilly naked in a whirlpool, Natalia Borges’ super-small bikini…

LINKS! Jennifer Lawrence’s hot brains, Bill O’Reilly naked in a whirlpool, Natalia Borges’ super-small bikini…

DLISTED – Jennifer Lawrence’s 48-year-old boyfriend is grateful she has the maturity of a woman twice her age and the body of Jennifer Lawrence CELEBITCHY – For a 70-year-old man, Donald Trump sure does whine like a child about to fall down a garbage chute in a chocolate factory JEZEBEL – Chelsea Clinton is not…

LINKS Ed Sheeran is coming to Game of Thrones, Yoko Takei, Meghan Edmonds returning to RHOC…

LINKS Ed Sheeran is coming to Game of Thrones, Yoko Takei, Meghan Edmonds returning to RHOC…

JEZEBEL – Ed Sheeran Will Guest Star On Game of Thrones DLISTED – Justin Bieber Hates His Fans, Part 45,392 REALITY TEA – Report: Meghan Edmonds Returning To Real Housewives Of Orange County CELEBITCHY – Gwyneth Paltrow recently did an 8-day, goat-milk-only cleanse, ugh THE BLEMISH – So, George Takei Got Mistaken For Yoko Ono…

LINKS! RIP Mary Tyler Moore; Tom Brady on Trump; Constance Wu vs. Casey Affleck…

LINKS! RIP Mary Tyler Moore; Tom Brady on Trump; Constance Wu vs. Casey Affleck…

DLISTED – Mary Tyler Moore Has Died JEZEBEL – Trump Administration Will Review EPA Studies To Decide If They’re OK For Americans To See THE BLEMISH – Constance Wu Doesn’t Think Casey Affleck’s Sexual Harassment Charges Should Be Rewarded With An Oscar CELEBITCHY – Tom Brady Doesn’t Get Why His Friendship With Emperor Baby Fists…

LINKS! Nicole Kidman’s Sex Code, Ashley Graham Topless, Trump’s Inauguration Performers…

LINKS! Nicole Kidman’s Sex Code, Ashley Graham Topless, Trump’s Inauguration Performers…

JEZEBEL – When Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Want To Bone, They Tell Their Kids They Need ‘Kissy-Kissy Time’ THE SUPERFICIAL – Ashley Graham Topless Because You’d Be All Over This, Don’t Lie VERY SMART BROTHAS – What Are Those??? The Sad, Sorry, And Satisfying Slate Of Donald Trump’s Inauguration Performers CELEBITCHY – Janet Jackson…

LINKS! RIP Alan Thicke; The Kanye-Trump Summit; Selfies = Sh!t…

LINKS! RIP Alan Thicke; The Kanye-Trump Summit; Selfies = Sh!t…

DLISTED – Alan Thicke Has Died CELEBITCHY – Kanye West Claims He And Donald Trump Discussed ‘Multicultural Issues’ VERY SMART BROTHAS – Selfies Are Stupid Trash Sh!tty Pictures And We Need To Stop Taking Them THE BLEMISH – Dunkirk Debuts Trailer With A-List Cast, Plus Harry Styles THE SUPERFICIAL – Margot Robie Is Making A…