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DLISTED – Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus, his producer girlfriend of approximately three months, have been spotted house hunting together in west LA REALITY TEA – Brandi Redmond of RHOD expressed remorse–genuine remorse!–over her “Nanny-Gate” scandal, saying “I was wrong on every level” CELEBITCHY – Turn star Heather Lind claims former President George H. W….

DLISTED – Rest in Peace, Robert Guillaume, the funniest actor on one of the funniest sitcoms (Soap) of all time (and who also had memorable roles in at least a dozen other culturally defining shows, movies, and theater productions) REALITY TEA – Kelly Dodd and LeeAnne Locken gossiped like the WWHL set was their own…

DLISTED – Nicole Kidman explained kissing Alexander Skarsgard at the Emmys by saying she “did everything” with him REALITY TEA – It turns out all the rumors we heard about Blac Chyna treating Rob Kardashian terribly might be true after all CELEBITCHY – Kristen Bell’s favorite food is…not a food JEZEBEL – Ivanka Trump’s punk…

DLISTED – Mark Salling from Glee pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography REALITY TEA – What does Kim Zolciak say is the secret to her successful marriage? Why, loads of hot sex, of course CELEBITCHY – Kim Cattrall claims she never wanted to do a third Sex and the City movie anyway JEZEBEL – Here’s…

DLISTED – Kate Winslet is going to be in the Avatar sequels, presumably so she can sneak in late at night and change the poster font REALITY TEA – “Tamra Judge Thinks Diko and Peggy Sulahian Have It Out For Shannon Beador” CELEBITCHY – Shonda Rhimes interviewed Michelle Obama and it did not disappoint JEZEBEL…

DLISTED – Good Morning Britain combined a Mariah Carey Christmas interview with chyrons covering the Las Vegas shooting, in what has to be the new photo accompanying the “bad look” definition in the journalism dictionary REALITY TEA – RHOC’s Meghan Edmonds’ stepdaughter was at the Jason Aldean concert when the Las Vegas shooting broke out…

DLISTED – Kate Winslet went on The Tonight Show to promote a movie and wound up disclosing that she once cut off a friend’s ear REALITY TEA – Teresa Giudice once again denies she had a boyfriend while Joe was in prison, once again confirms she’s still angry with Joe for ruining their lives CELEBITCHY…

DLISTED – Here’s Idris Elba reading some sexy fan fiction about sexy Idris Elba REALITY TEA – Miss Lawrence from RHOA dished on just about everything on The Jenny McCarthy Show CELEBITCHY – Prince Harry and Meghan Markle made it official at the Invictus Games JEZEBEL – Kevin Can Wait joins an elite group of…

DLISTED – If you’re ever on a plane with Jennifer Lawrence, get ready to be terrified beyond belief REALITY TEA – “Real Housewives Teresa Giudice, Brandi Glanville, and Ashley Darby Perform The Vagina Monologues For Charity” CELEBITCHY – Jessica Simpson is way past Fun Drunk and well into “Hold my hair back” territory in these…

DLISTED – Ryan Phillippe’s response to his ex-girlfriend’s abuse allegations is apparently a lawsuit REALITY TEA – Someone from the Below Deck cast is getting fired this season CELEBITCHY – Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus went to the Emmys together but kept away from the red carpet JEZEBEL – Any American who’s ever listened to…

DLISTED – mother! was a box office dud and got a terrible Cinema Score from the people who did see it–were you one of them? REALITY TEA – Cary Deuber gives brainwashing claims the eye roll, agrees she’s basically divided the RHOD cast CELEBITCHY – Shailene Woodley from Big Little Lies caused a bit of…

DLISTED – Steven Tyler looks pretty good in a white dress, does not look like a lady, definitely DGAF what anyone thinks of this REALITY TEA – Here’s Bethenny Frankel taking her BStrong organization down to Houston to help out after Harvey CELEBITCHY – Here’s creepy James Woods getting gloriously dragged by a tag team…

DLISTED – Jim Carrey’s New York Fashion Week red carpet interview is either freshman year stoner revelations or brilliant performance art, take your pick REALITY TEA – Asa Soltan Rahmati is not wild about the thought of returning for another season of Shahs of Sunset CELEBITCHY – Here’s the underwhelming first trailer for Fifty Shades…

DLISTED – George Clooney appears to have transitioned from leading man into director-slash-tequila-billionaire quite gracefully REALITY TEA – Luann de Lesseps told Andy Cohen about her divorce, including all the red flags she says she didn’t see CELEBITCHY – Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott is facing jail time over unpaid child support and also looks…

DLISTED – Will Smith has been a grapefruiter for a decade REALITY TEA – Kelly Dodd says that Tamra Judge suffers from “Chronic Bitch Mouth.” The pain is real CELEBITCHY – Kendall Jenner, who was 11 a decade ago, is going to be named Fashion Icon Of The Decade at NYFW JEZEBEL – There’s going…

DLISTED – Tom Cruise broke his ankle while filming one of his own stunts on the Mission: Impossible 6 set; he blew the stunt, too REALITY TEA – Shannon Beador is opening her own restaurant, which will be lemon-themed and feature in the new season of RHOC CELEBITCHY – Ugh JEZEBEL – Solange deleted her…

DLISTED – Prince Harry might have just gotten engaged to Meghan Markle REALITY TEA – Eden Sassoon sh!t-talked a whole bunch of the RHOBH cast on Brandi Glanville’s podcast CELEBITCHY – Charlottesville mayor Michael Signer lays the blame for this weekend’s neo-Nazi violence right at Donald Trump’s feet JEZEBEL – Speaking of which, there are…

DLISTED – Andy Samberg and his wife had a baby a little while ago and no one knew it (He? She? Glorious uncertainty!) was coming REALITY TEA – Jason Hopper refused a plea deal in the Bethenny Frankel stalking case CELEBITCHY – The theme of the 2018 Met Gala sounds kind of lame JEZEBEL –…

DLISTED – Here’s a list of everything NBC is thinking about or actively remaking, including such long-forgotten classics as 30 Rock, The West Wing, and ER REALITY TEA – GG from Shahs of Sunset didn’t really get divorced because she really wants babies CELEBITCHY – Three more people, including one man, are suing Usher because…

DLISTED – Here’s another Lena Dunham story where the details might not add up REALITY TEA – Shannon Beador denied that she has Stockholm Syndrome, which is exactly what you would expect someone suffering from Stockholm Syndrome to do JEZEBEL – Vanity Fair released the transcript of the Angelina Jolie interview and it supports all…

DLISTED – Here’s the story of one woman who managed to escape R. Kelly’s alleged sex cult clutches REALITY TEA – Danni Baird from Southern Charm talks marriage, dishes on Kathryn Dennis and Landon Clements JEZEBEL – “Broscectomy parties” are now a thing CELEBITCHY – The next book in the Game of Thrones series has…

DLISTED – Here’s what Corinne Olympios has to say about the Bachelor In Paradise controversy REALITY TEA – NeNe will be back for RHOA Season 10 JEZEBEL – Hold on: Special Counsel Robert Muller is now investigating the President for obstruction of justice CELEBITCHY – Kris Jenner thinks everyone can relate to at least one…

DLISTED – Kevin Spacey’s jokes about not coming out of the closet at the Tonys were almost as tired as his Carson and Clinton impersonations REALITY TEA – Gizelle Bryant is glad she and Monique Samuels shared a Bermudan sailing experience JEZEBEL – Bill Cosby’s legal defense team went with some tried-and-true defamatory standards before…

DLISTED – Inara from Firefly married James Gordon from Gotham, congrats to them! REALITY TEA – Tinsley Mortiner had a super chill vacation in Mexico and the pictures will make you super jealous JEZEBEL – The teacher who gave out the “Most Likely To Become A Terrorist” award just won Least Likely To Be Re-Employed…

DLISTED – “Why even bother going on with the 2017 CFDA Awards when it was already shut down by an exquisite bejeweled pink ostrich?” REALITY TEA – Lala Kent has been dropping tons of rumors about rejoining the Vanderpump Rules cast JEZEBEL – No, it is altogether unsurprising that the Trump family pocketed donations intended…

DLISTED – Jagged Little Pill already is a musical? but the musical version is coming in 2018, so insert your own “Ironic” joke here REALITY TEA – Gizelle Bryant is shocked at Ashley Darby’s confrontation of her own husband JEZEBEL – Olivia Newton-John has been diagnosed with breast cancer CELEBITCHY – America’s current president has…

DLISTED – Nicki Minaj and Nas have Queens in common, also are are maybe possibly dating REALITY TEA – Teresa Giudice and Joe Gorga have a new perspective on life after prison, along with their own pizza parlor JEZEBEL – Tom Cruise will star in the Top Gun sequel and I would have sworn he…

DLISTED – Jessica Simpson was a cocktail of pills, wine, and general awkwardness on Ellen REALITY TEA – Ramona Singer and Bethenny Frankel have only just begun to feud JEZEBEL – Let’s get this big-budget Hollywood thriller about eel poaching off the ground, people! CELEBITCHY – Ariana Grande has suspended her world tour indefinitely following…

DLISTED – Two of Alan Thicke’s sons (one of whom is named Robin) are fighting his widow for control of his estate REALITY TEA – Kelly Dodd will be on the new season of RHOC and fans will be “surprised” JEZEBEL – Keeping Up With The Kardashians has never been darker or more “real”–so why…

DLISTED – Dani Mathers’ body shaming is about to result in a real-life legal spanking REALITY TEA – Lisa Vanderpump’s other restaurant caught fire JEZEBEL – Last Man Standing‘s cancellation has pissed off a lot of conspiracy theory-seeing folks CELEBITCHY – Donald Trump’s classified intelligence leaks were for “humanitarian reasons,” says Donald Trump THE BLEMISH…

DLISTED – Conrad Hilton won’t come out of his jail cell and no one seems particularly upset about it REALITY TEA – Porsha Williams says she’s lost her best friend in Phaedra Parks as the RHOA reunion fallout continues JEZEBEL – The Rock joins Kanye on the list of celebrities considering running for president in…

DLISTED – In non-Abbey Lee Miller incarceration news, Jodie Sweetin’s ex is also headed to prison REALITY TEA – Here’s why Scheana Marie lied about her marriage, according to Scheana Marie JEZEBEL – And here’s where in the world Kellyanne Conway has been for the past couple of months CELEBITCHY – Jamie Denbo, 43 in…

DLISTED – Antonio Sabato Jr. and his abs are running for Congress against a hugely popular California Democrat REALITY TEA – Kim Zolciak is pretty sure that Phaedra Parks was drugged up during the epic RHOA reunion JEZEBEL – Sally Yates’ testimony was a master class in giving condescending senators the brush-off CELEBITCHY – Speaking…

DLISTED – Liam from One Direction and his wife Cheryl named their baby Bear, which is a little on the nose (if also cute) REALITY TEA – Gizelle Bryant wants you to believe that she loves being the subject of viewers’ ire JEZEBEL – A Mississippi funeral home refused to cremate a gay man’s body,…

DLISTED – Claire Danes’ Met Gala look was sort of a cross between Furiosa from Mad Max and the puffy shirt from Seinfeld REALITY TEA – Below Deck: Mediterranean‘s Sandy Yawn is the show’s first female captain and she is 100% not here to mother her crew JEZEBEL – Austin Powers is almost old enough…

DLISTED – Tom “Cock-Catcher” Hardy may have played Bane in a movie, but he’s Batman in real life REALITY TEA – The third part of the RHOA reunion was a “war of words” and there’s still one more episode to go JEZEBEL – The Kardashian Principle encapsulates a lot of the obnoxious dysfunction of American…

DLISTED – LeAnn Rimes is as happy to be married to Eddie Cibrian as Zoolander is to be good looking REALITY TEA – “Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright went to Florida and got matching tattoos together” sounds like a recipe for disaster but they actually turned out pretty good? JEZEBEL – Sir Elton John was…

DLISTED – Will Smith would have been best as Genie in an Aladdin movie twenty years ago, but better late than never I guess REALITY TEA – Kathryn Dennis thinks she has more southern charm than her producers are willing to air JEZEBEL – If you were a well-to-do woman in the 19th century, what…

DLISTED – Richard Hatch is no longer the most hated gay villain in Survivor history REALITY TEA – The first part of the RHOA reunion special went heavy on vaginas and prosthetic camel toes JEZEBEL – If you’re young enough to generate babies and chill enough to be on the receiving end of a 70-year-old…

DLISTED – Melania Trump is now $2.9 million closer to freedom CELEBITCHY – Amy Schumer declares “Life isn’t that fun.” And who in America in 2017 can muster a full-throated argument to the contrary? VERY SMART BROTHAS – Life is also not fair, but here’s a 1,000-word mic drop on Sean Spicer’s mediocrity to help…

THE BLEMISH – Adrienne Bailon’s top is shrunken like a Grinch’s heart CELEBITCHY – After 74 days in office, The Donald Trump Golf Counter stands at 14 Outings VERY SMART BROTHAS – Here’s a thoughtful and entertaining explanation of why criticism is a good thing and it also channels a hilarious bit Steve Martin did…

DLISTED – Jennifer Lawrence’s 48-year-old boyfriend is grateful she has the maturity of a woman twice her age and the body of Jennifer Lawrence CELEBITCHY – For a 70-year-old man, Donald Trump sure does whine like a child about to fall down a garbage chute in a chocolate factory JEZEBEL – Chelsea Clinton is not…

JEZEBEL – Ed Sheeran Will Guest Star On Game of Thrones DLISTED – Justin Bieber Hates His Fans, Part 45,392 REALITY TEA – Report: Meghan Edmonds Returning To Real Housewives Of Orange County CELEBITCHY – Gwyneth Paltrow recently did an 8-day, goat-milk-only cleanse, ugh THE BLEMISH – So, George Takei Got Mistaken For Yoko Ono…

DLISTED – Mary Tyler Moore Has Died JEZEBEL – Trump Administration Will Review EPA Studies To Decide If They’re OK For Americans To See THE BLEMISH – Constance Wu Doesn’t Think Casey Affleck’s Sexual Harassment Charges Should Be Rewarded With An Oscar CELEBITCHY – Tom Brady Doesn’t Get Why His Friendship With Emperor Baby Fists…

JEZEBEL – When Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Want To Bone, They Tell Their Kids They Need ‘Kissy-Kissy Time’ THE SUPERFICIAL – Ashley Graham Topless Because You’d Be All Over This, Don’t Lie VERY SMART BROTHAS – What Are Those??? The Sad, Sorry, And Satisfying Slate Of Donald Trump’s Inauguration Performers CELEBITCHY – Janet Jackson…

DLISTED – Alan Thicke Has Died CELEBITCHY – Kanye West Claims He And Donald Trump Discussed ‘Multicultural Issues’ VERY SMART BROTHAS – Selfies Are Stupid Trash Sh!tty Pictures And We Need To Stop Taking Them THE BLEMISH – Dunkirk Debuts Trailer With A-List Cast, Plus Harry Styles THE SUPERFICIAL – Margot Robie Is Making A…

JEZEBEL – Man Almost Makes It To Freedom While Flying With 110 Packets Of Cocaine In His Stomach DLISTED – The Yeezy Season 4 Show Was A Piping Hot Disaster THE BLEMISH – Patton Oswalt Just Handed Martin Shkreli His A$$ On Twitter VERY SMART BROTHAS – FX’s Atlanta Is F*cking Awesome. Signed, An ATLien….

THE BLEMISH – Gene Wilder Would Only Play Willy Wonka On This Genius Condition VERY SMART BROTHAS – Colin Kaepernick Isn’t Too Rich To Protest. This Is America, Remember? We Only Listen To Rich People. THE SUPERFICIAL – Orlando Bloom Warned Miranda Kerr About His Penis CELEBITCHY – Larry the Cable Guy says words: ‘Hillary…

DLISTED – Courteney Cox Regrets Some Of The Stuff She Did To Her Face THE BLEMISH – Usain Bolt’s Rio Groupie Says His D!ck Is Less Than Olympic Sized: “The Male Parts Do Not Match” CELEBITCHY – Bella Thorne comes out as bisexual with a “Yes” reply on Twitter JEZEBEL – Leslie Jones’ Personal Information…