LINKS! Kim Kardashian’s Met Gala look, Marlon Brando’s balls, Jeff Sessions’ tears…

The Met Gala 2017

DLISTEDClaire Danes’ Met Gala look was sort of a cross between Furiosa from Mad Max and the puffy shirt from Seinfeld

REALITY TEABelow Deck: Mediterranean‘s Sandy Yawn is the show’s first female captain and she is 100% not here to mother her crew

JEZEBELAustin Powers is almost old enough to drink

CELEBITCHYBy contrast, Kim Kardashian toned it way down for the Met Gala–and she looked pretty good! (Though she’s still getting dragged, because Kim Kardashian)

THE BLEMISHThe cast of The Godfather mooned each other to pass the time between takes; Brando got his balls out instead

VOXUnited States Attorney General and standby Keebler elf Jefferson Sessions is prosecuting a woman because she laughed at him once

VERY SMART BROTHASThe next time you’re struck by the urge to spend $10,000 on something because Ja Rule will be there, do yourself a big favor and throw the money into a river instead

THE SUPERFICIALJaden Smith’s Met Gala look was…Jaden Smith

UPROXXHere’s a really interesting and extensive interview with Seth Meyers about what it’s like to host a late night program in 2017; go read it!

(Photo credit: Kim Kardashian’s Met Gala look via

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