LINKS! Orlando Bloom’s penis, Bill O’Reilly’s last show, Amy Schumer’s nihilism…
DLISTED – Melania Trump is now $2.9 million closer to freedom
CELEBITCHY – Amy Schumer declares “Life isn’t that fun.” And who in America in 2017 can muster a full-throated argument to the contrary?
VERY SMART BROTHAS – Life is also not fair, but here’s a 1,000-word mic drop on Sean Spicer’s mediocrity to help get you through
VOX – Bill O’Reilly may have shouted down his last guest
JEZEBEL – “Imagine one of those complex modern multi-agency investigations involving violent motorcycle gangs with their fingers in narcotics and illegal weapons and God knows what else, but swap in rogue midwives, fortune-tellers, dodgy priests—and poisoners. The book reads like Law and Order: 17th Century Parisian Poisoners Unit.”
REALITY TEA – Gizelle Bryant thinking she’s not that shady is your guffaw of the evening
THE BLEMISH – Orlando Bloom’s penis? Orlando Bloom’s penis
THE SUPERFICIAL – Tit for tat: here’s Olivia Culpo’s breasts
UPROXX – Oh, ‘Sioux Chef,’ I get it
(Photo credits: Orlando Bloom’s penis via Adriana M. Barraza / WENN.com)
