LINKS! Orlando Bloom’s penis, Bill O’Reilly’s last show, Amy Schumer’s nihilism…

Film Independent Spirit Awards 2017

DLISTEDMelania Trump is now $2.9 million closer to freedom

CELEBITCHYAmy Schumer declares “Life isn’t that fun.” And who in America in 2017 can muster a full-throated argument to the contrary?

VERY SMART BROTHASLife is also not fair, but here’s a 1,000-word mic drop on Sean Spicer’s mediocrity to help get you through

VOXBill O’Reilly may have shouted down his last guest

JEZEBEL“Imagine one of those complex modern multi-agency investigations involving violent motorcycle gangs with their fingers in narcotics and illegal weapons and God knows what else, but swap in rogue midwives, fortune-tellers, dodgy priests—and poisoners. The book reads like Law and Order: 17th Century Parisian Poisoners Unit.”

REALITY TEAGizelle Bryant thinking she’s not that shady is your guffaw of the evening

THE BLEMISHOrlando Bloom’s penis? Orlando Bloom’s penis

THE SUPERFICIALTit for tat: here’s Olivia Culpo’s breasts

UPROXXOh, ‘Sioux Chef,’ I get it

(Photo credits: Orlando Bloom’s penis via Adriana M. Barraza / WENN.com)


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