DLISTED – Madonna is pissed that she’s the subject of a forthcoming biopic, possibly because she’s not dead yet
REALITY TEA – The Little Women LA cast vacationed in Alaska together and they have the slide show to prove it
JEZEBEL – Uncultured Alex Jones has been reduced to picking fights with a Greek yogurt billionaire
CELEBITCHY – You might call Serena Williams’ response to Ilie Natstase’s racist joke a perfectly executed backhand
THE BLEMISH – The ‘Cash me ousside’ girl is now Bart Simpson after he went on Late Night with Conan O’Brien
VOX – Other than every single national park closing indefinitely, here’s a list of everything that might happen if the US government shuts down on Friday
CELEBSLAM – Kara Del Toro went to the beach on vacation, so, bikini photos
UPROXX – A tip for all aspiring murders: Dispose of the victim’s FitBit, lest its data contradict your alibi
(Photo credit: Kara Del Toro’s bikini spread via Instagram)
