DLISTED – Jennifer Lawrence’s 48-year-old boyfriend is grateful she has the maturity of a woman twice her age and the body of Jennifer Lawrence
CELEBITCHY – For a 70-year-old man, Donald Trump sure does whine like a child about to fall down a garbage chute in a chocolate factory
JEZEBEL – Chelsea Clinton is not here for your higher office urgings
VOX – “Jimmy Fallon or Seth Meyers” is the “Betty or Veronica” of our time (except no one gets laid at the end of it)
THE BLEMISH – A 25-year-old Indonesian man went missing and his dead body was later cut out of a 23-foot snake and there’s video because humans
VERY SMART BROTHAS – This list of 22 accurate descriptions of Bill O’Reilly has way fewer expletives than you might expect
REALITY TEA – Southern Charm‘s spinoff is also set in a coastal paradise
UPROXX – Christopher Nolan is making A.V. club nerds the world over raise their fists and cheer and God bless him for it
THE SUPERFICIAL – Here’s Natalia Borges’ entry in the “Smallest Bikini of the Day” contest
(Photo credit: Jennifer Lawrence’s hot brains via NBC)
