LINKS! Ariel Winter mostly clothed, Elton John’s near-death recovery, Melania Kardashian…

Premiere Of Sony Pictures' "Smurfs: The Lost Village"

DLISTEDLeAnn Rimes is as happy to be married to Eddie Cibrian as Zoolander is to be good looking

REALITY TEA“Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright went to Florida and got matching tattoos together” sounds like a recipe for disaster but they actually turned out pretty good?

JEZEBELSir Elton John was near death for a minute *sharp intake of breath* but is now recovering nicely *collective exhale*

CELEBITCHYThe Vanity Fair “exposé” on Melania Trump is mostly just gossip and rumor, meaning she’s officially on the Kardashians’ level

THE BLEMISHAriel Winter can and will wear minimal clothing whenever she wants, and the SEO harvesters among us will forever worship at her feet for it

VOXBarack Obama is playing the very, very long game

VERY SMART BROTHASHenrietta Lacks’ legacy is only going to get more complicated now that even more people who aren’t her family are profiting from it

THE SUPERFICIALThe best thing about Amber Heard and Elon Musk going public with their bangery is the Nikola Tesla joke in this article, so enjoy

UPROXX“Tupac is an official member of the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame” is a weird thing to write on several levels

(Photo credits: Ariel Winter mostly clothed via FayesVision /, Instagram)

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