LINKS! Ariel Winter mostly clothed, Elton John’s near-death recovery, Melania Kardashian…
DLISTED – LeAnn Rimes is as happy to be married to Eddie Cibrian as Zoolander is to be good looking
REALITY TEA – “Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright went to Florida and got matching tattoos together” sounds like a recipe for disaster but they actually turned out pretty good?
JEZEBEL – Sir Elton John was near death for a minute *sharp intake of breath* but is now recovering nicely *collective exhale*
CELEBITCHY – The Vanity Fair “exposé” on Melania Trump is mostly just gossip and rumor, meaning she’s officially on the Kardashians’ level
THE BLEMISH – Ariel Winter can and will wear minimal clothing whenever she wants, and the SEO harvesters among us will forever worship at her feet for it
VOX – Barack Obama is playing the very, very long game
VERY SMART BROTHAS – Henrietta Lacks’ legacy is only going to get more complicated now that even more people who aren’t her family are profiting from it
THE SUPERFICIAL – The best thing about Amber Heard and Elon Musk going public with their bangery is the Nikola Tesla joke in this article, so enjoy
UPROXX – “Tupac is an official member of the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame” is a weird thing to write on several levels
(Photo credits: Ariel Winter mostly clothed via FayesVision / WENN.com, Instagram)
