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DLISTED – Last year, Pauley Perrette announced her departure from NCIS without really giving a reason. This week, following her final episode, Perrette implied it was due to multiple physical assaults and a “rich, powerful publicity machine” keeping her silent REALITY TEA – RHOP star Monique Samuels swears she doesn’t have a drinking problem and…

DLISTED – In what’s now more or less officially dubbed Mayochella at the BBMAs, Taylor Swift opened the Billboard Music Awards with a routine pretty heavily inspired by / ripped off from Beyonce’s Homecoming set LAINEY GOSSIP – Also at the BBMAs, Madonna and Paula Abdul drew plenty of raves: the former for the hologram-laden…

REALITY TEA – Vicki Gunvalson is once again putting her ass on display. Sources close to Vicki say the (famously) unvaccinated former RHOC star has Covid — but Vicki Gunvalson’s Covid is apparently nothing more than “an unknown cold” (according to a “creaky-voiced” Vicki herself) CELEBITCHY – The Supreme Court declined to hear a challenge…

DLISTED – If you have an idle $7,500 sitting around your house and no immediate plans to spend it, you might consider purchasing this genuine 1990 Tupac Shakur dick pic (though, seriously: Isn’t $7,500 a little low?) REALITY TEA – Yup, Kim Zolciak is still coming for Kenya Moore CELEBITCHY – It’s possible that John…

CELEBITCHY – The Peloton horror movie commercial lives up to its still-building hype as a terrific bit of scary filmmaking because it a) has a disturbing premise, b) is totally straight-faced about that premise, and c) is very, very short. It also helps that the commercial’s name, “The Gift That Gives Back,” also sounds like…

CELEBITCHY – After weeks of controversy, hearings, and testimony from an alleged sexual assault victim, Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed to the Supreme Court by one of the closest votes in Senate history JEZEBEL – SNL’s take on the Kavanaugh confirmation was a swing and a miss, though Pete Davidson’s take on Kanye’s latest round of…