DLISTED – Rest in Peace, Robert Guillaume, the funniest actor on one of the funniest sitcoms (Soap) of all time (and who also had memorable roles in at least a dozen other culturally defining shows, movies, and theater productions)
REALITY TEA – Kelly Dodd and LeeAnne Locken gossiped like the WWHL set was their own hair salon
CELEBITCHY – Here’s the trailer for Phantom Thread, Daniel Day-Lewis’ final movie before retirement, which looks amazing and will be amazing
JEZEBEL – And on the other end of the pleasure spectrum, here’s a $3,000 mirror that doesn’t work unless you smile
THE BLEMISH – Mark Wahlberg begged God’s forgiveness for Boogie Nights, accidentally made a great joke about Catholic priests getting away with rape and child molestation
VOX – Seriously, if Jeff Flake is so concerned for American democracy, shouldn’t he run for re-election instead of retiring?
VERY SMART BROTHAS – Any list of “The World’s Most Evil Candies, Ranked” *has* to include candy corn
THE SUPERFICIAL – Here’s Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers hanging out naked on his hotel balcony (in case you haven’t seen all of the Chili Peppers’ dicks before)
UPROXX – From Dusk Till Shaun is the vampire sequel to Shaun of the Dead we deserve, but not the one we needed when Hot Fuzz came out
(Photo credit: Flea naked via SplashNews)
