DLISTED – Nicki Minaj and Nas have Queens in common, also are are maybe possibly dating
REALITY TEA – Teresa Giudice and Joe Gorga have a new perspective on life after prison, along with their own pizza parlor
JEZEBEL – Tom Cruise will star in the Top Gun sequel and I would have sworn he was a lot older than 54
CELEBITCHY – Donald Trump gave Pope Francis copies of MLK’s books during their Vatican visit, which is sort of like giving a bodybuilder more protein powder, but at least he didn’t give the Pope The Art of the Deal?
THE BLEMISH – Orlando Bloom’s magical penis possesses the power to get waitresses fired
VOX – Vermonters eager to smoke up legally will have to wait a little bit longer
CELEBSLAM – Irina Shayk had some dress with her cleavage at Cannes
LAINEY GOSSIP – Speaking of Cannes, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s PDA crossed the border into full-on love territory
UPROXX – Here’s what James Hetfield of Metallica had to say about Chris Cornell’s suicide
(Photo credit: Cleave-tastic Irina Shayk via Instagram)
