DLISTED – George Clooney appears to have transitioned from leading man into director-slash-tequila-billionaire quite gracefully
REALITY TEA – Luann de Lesseps told Andy Cohen about her divorce, including all the red flags she says she didn’t see
CELEBITCHY – Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott is facing jail time over unpaid child support and also looks like a heavier Season 1 Walter White
JEZEBEL – Here’s what Christian Bale looks like in a horrible alternate universe where he’s completely unf*ckable
THE BLEMISH – And here’s Ashley Graham and her husband engaged in some heavy pre-foreplay
VOX – Donald Trump screwed congressional Republicans over without appearing to realize that that’s what he was doing
THE SUPERFICIAL – Martin Shkeli is selling the copy of the Wu-Tang album
CELEBSLAM – Enjoy this Gabriela Cruz bikini photo gallery
UPROXX – The first of Netflix’s two-part It adaptation is very good
(Photo credits: Ashley Graham doing it via Instagram)
