LINKS! Jessica Simpson wasted, GOOP’s vampire repellent, Alicia Vikander gets jumpy…

Jessica Simpson celebrates her husband Eric Johnson's 38th birthday at Craig's restaurant

DLISTEDIf you’re ever on a plane with Jennifer Lawrence, get ready to be terrified beyond belief

REALITY TEA“Real Housewives Teresa Giudice, Brandi Glanville, and Ashley Darby Perform The Vagina Monologues For Charity”

CELEBITCHYJessica Simpson is way past Fun Drunk and well into “Hold my hair back” territory in these photos

JEZEBELThis video of the cast of The Good Place learning about the plot twist in the Season 1 finale is almost as fun as watching the finale itself

THE BLEMISHGwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP Vampire Repellent lists “LOVE” as its first ingredient, because of course it does

VOXThe Russia revelations keep rolling in; in the quiet words of Toby Zeigler, “Ginger, get the popcorn!”

VERY SMART BROTHAS“Moist” certainly seems to be a disliked word–but is it the worst word in the English language?

THE SUPERFICIALHere’s the first trailer for the Tomb Raider reboot; it features a great deal of Alicia Vikander jumping

UPROXXAnd here’s Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer talking about the new season of Broad City

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