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Jesse James has over 12 sex tapes, many of them Nazi-themed!

An anonymous source close to Jesse James has revealed to Radar Online that there are at least twelve sex tapes involving Mr. Sandra Bullock and “most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia.”

Click to see our exclusive sneak peek at what the first DVD release will look like!

PHOTOS Dynasty actor John Forsyth dies

Actor John Forsythe died late Thursday from complications of pneumonia, according to publicist Harlan Boll.

The silver-haired actor, most famous for his role of Blake Carrington on the prime time soap opera Dynasty from 1981-1989, had been struggling with cancer for a year in Santa Ynez.

Click to see photos of one of the smoothest and most suave men to ever grace the small screen!

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PHOTOS Suri Cruise rocks the adorabometer again

Kittens and puppies are cute, but even they can’t compare to the overwhelmingly adorable combination of celebrity children and umbrellas! First we had Matilda Ledger doing her best Morton’s Salt Girl impression in a yellow rain slicker and now we have little Princess Suri Cruise keeping the rain off her ballet outfit with a Barbie Princess umbrella. If you can stomach the cuteness, click to see the pictures!

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Jason Hoppy and Bethenny Frankel wedding photos!

The Real Housewives of New York City’s Bethenny Frankel got married March 28 at The Four Seasons Hotel and despite a few images of arrivals outside, they have kept us photo-hungry Frankelites in the dark… Until now!

OK! Magaine had exclusive rights and just released 29 pictures of the bride and groom. See a couple of the pictures and thumbnails of all 29 photos with a link to the rest of the full-sized images at OK!

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PHOTOS Scarlett Johansson Black Widow movie posters in a skin-tight catsuit

Marvel has released two new movie posters for their much-anticipated sequel Iron Man 2 featuring the always-sexy Scarlett Johansson in a skin-tight blue catsuit and bright red hair. Click to check out the hi-res image as well as a couple still images of Scar Jo as the BW!

PHOTOS Entourage star Adrian Grenier finds a dead dog while jogging in Los Angeles

Animal-loving Entourage star Adrian Grenier was out for a jog in Los Angeles today when he came across a terrible scene: a small dog on the side of the road that had apparently been hit by a car! See photos of Grenier as he moves the dog’s body and contacts police.

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Top 10 Taylor Lautner Leaning Photos

Being a fully licensed celebrity foible-ologist I am sometimes burdened with the unpleasant task of being the first to diagnose famous people with some pretty unpleasant maladies. Such is the case with Twilight heart throb Taylor Lautner who not only suffers from lycanthropy, but also has one of the worst cases of simple chronic tiltosis I have ever seen! See the startling visual evidence!

Erykah Badu “Window Seat” video from New Amerykah Part Two: Return of the Ankhh

Normally when a musician takes a “stripped down” approach to their new single they don’t mean it literally, but in Erykah Badu’s music video for “Window Seat,” she walks through downtown Dallas removing her clothes piece by piece until there ain’t nothin’ left but 100% Badu! Click to watch the pixelated version.

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Hooter tweet! Kim Kardashian bikini twitter photos!

Kim Kardashian knows that a sexy woman fresh off a break up shouldn’t be spending her time crying into a pint of Häagen-Dazs ice cream! What should she be doing? Taking hot, hot, hot bikini photos of herself and posting them on twitter with casual captions like, “Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!”

See the photos and find out what sniglet I came up with to describe twitter breast photos!

Bethenny Frankel arriving for her New York City wedding
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Bethenny Frankel wedding photos!

Real Housewife of New York City Bethenny Frankel became a real Real Housewife of New York City tonight by marrying boyfriend and future baby daddy Jason Poppy in an intimate, closed ceremony at the Four Seasons Hotel in New York City. Click to see photos of RHONYC arrivals Ramona, Mario, Alex, Simon and Bethenny!

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Katy Perry gets slimed at the 2010 Kids’ Choice Awards

Never one to dodge any opportunity to be outrageous and fun, singer Katy Perry surrendered herself to to the infamous Nickelodeon green goo otherwise known as… SLIME!

Click to see video, tons of photos and even an animated gif of the slimetacular event! Also, check out Katy’s revealing look on the red orange carpet!

PHOTO John Travolta promotes ‘Thigh-entology’ at Australian Grand Prix

Actor John Travolta will be waving the checkered flag at the Australian Formula One Grand Prix at the Albert Park Circuit on March 27, 2010. But, prior to his arrival at the track, the world’s second most famous Scientologist took time to pose for photographers at the Melbourne airport wearing a pilot’s uniform and escorting two spindle-legged models dressed as film noir flight attendants.

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PHOTOS Reggie Bush mistress January Gessert

It’s all mistresses all the time here at starcasm.net! It’s enough to make you think men married to famous women who aren’t around very much really like having sex anyway. Weird.

Anyway, the latest installment of Mistressapalooza is the 27-year-old blond aspiring singer and waitress at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, California, January Gessert. Miss January (heh heh) allegedly spent the night at Reggie Bush’s house March 16th and was caught on camera leaving the next morning by the National Enquirer. See photos of the health-conscious other woman that was worth losing Kim Kardashian for!

VIDEO PHOTOS The Back to the Futurama Hummer Humvee

This ironic art piece is part of 33-year-old artist Jeremy Dean’s project “Back to the Futurama” and debuted at the 2010 Pulse Art Fair in New York City. Dean, with the help of Slick’s Garage in Palmetto, Florida, fabricated the rolling criticism of American culture, consumerism and lack of environmental activism out of a perfectly “good” Hummer H2, using welding equipment to flip the hood and completely remove the engine. What is left is a gas-guzzling hay-chewing Sports Utility Vehicle Wagon with 382 2 horsepower!

See photos and watch video of the construction process!

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Jesse James vandalizes photographer’s car, makes citizen’s arrest for stalking

Jesse James has reportedly made a citizen’s arrest on a photographer he claims has been stalking him. The incident went down this afternoon and according to TMZ the photographer reciprocated the Gomer Pyle gesture by placing Jesse under citizen’s arrest for vandalizing his car!

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PHOTOS Jesse James mistress #3 Brigitte Cindy Daguerre

The Jesse James mistress tree has officially been shaken and the sexy fruits just keep falling! The latest is photographer, pin-up model, vintage clothing store owner, actress and great-niece of the inventor of photography Brigitte Cindy Daguerre. As a matter of fact, Brigitte might be the coolest mistress I’ve ever had the pleasure of researching! Keep reading to find out why – oh, and see some sexy pictures.

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AUDIO Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas interview finally released! With transcript

Part One of The Bachelor Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas’ bombshell interview with radio station WILN has finally been released! Listen to it in its entirety and read the complete transcript! Also, Tanya has given an interview to Life & Style Magazine – read the details and see photos from that story too!

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Jesse James sued twice for sexual harrassment

As Jesse James thrashes about in an ocean of media scrutiny for allegedly cheating on America’s sweetheart Sandra Bullock, sharks continue to gather and nibble away at the tattooed bad boy’s public persona revealing what appears to be, well, a tattooed bad boy.

The latest bit of blood to hit the water are two separate sexual harassment lawsuits filed against Jesse James and West Coast Choppers by former female employees – one in 2001 and the other in 2007 while Jesse was with Sandra Bullock! Keep reading to find out more!

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PHOTOS New Tiger Woods mistress! Adult film star Devon James!

It appears as though Tiger Woods’ return to golf at The Masters next month has been like one last shake of the ol’ mistress tree, and another straggler fell out today in the form of 29-year-old pro ho Devon James. The lusty, busty and never rusty James gave a radio interview in which she claims Tiger paid her and a friend $2,000 each for three-way “dirty” sex in 2006.

Read all the details and see photos of Devon, including her profile from the infamous Bunny Ranch cathouse!

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PHOTO Chris Evans to play Captain America in 2011 Marvel movie

Variety has finally ended all of the speculation and rumors about who will don the red, white and blue for Marvel’s much-anticipated theatrical adaptation of Captain America. The bearer of the shield will be Marvel super-hero veteran Chris Evans, who lit up the big screen as the The Human Torch Johnny Storm in 2005’s Fantastic Four and 2007’s 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Read all the MARVELous details and see a picture of what’s in store when Chris becomes Steve Rogers in July of 2012!

2010 Updated NCAA Sweet 16 bracket

March Madness is only four days in and we’ve already had 49 games and 17 upsets! Kansas, the number one seed overall, lost to Northern Iowa and Cornell makes it to the Sweet Sixteen as a 12 seed, the first time an Ivy League school has reached the Sweet Sixteen since Penn made it all the way to the Final Four in 1979! It’s awesome, baby! Click for an updated bracket!

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Jake Pavelka ex-girfriend Tanya Douglas full radio interview to air Wednesday

Just in time for the premiere of Dancing With The Stars, radio station WILN in Panama City finally has the clearance to release the full, two-hour plus interview they conducted with The Bachelor Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas almost a month ago. They will reportedly release the audio Wednesday morning at 7:30 AM central time.

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Did Jesse James and West Coast Choppers use Nazi symbolism?

First there was the controversial Nazi photoshoot with Jesse James’ alleged mistress Michelle Bombshell, and now TMZ has their hands on a photo of Jesse wearing a similar German officer’s hat and giving the Nazi salute! I’d like to offer up that the Jess James/Nazi connection was always there in how he marketed his custom motorcycle company West Coast Choppers. Click the see the striking resemblance between the WCC logo and poster and a German Iron cross and a Nazi eagle from the Nuremberg Rallies!

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3/21 Tiger Woods interview on ESPN tonight at 7:30 PM

ESPN will be airing an interview with Tiger Woods tonight at 7:30 PM eastern time. The interview is with Tom Rinaldi and will be only the second time Tiger has spoken publicly since his SUV crash early Thanksgiving morning as news of his numerous affairs became public. ESPN has said that the only restriction on the interview is a big one: it can be no longer than five minutes. Rinaldi did say that Tiger refused to answer questions about the night of the crash and that there were some startling things revealed in the interview.

Alexis Neiers Arlington talks with attorney Jeffery K. Rubenstein, Esq.
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VIDEO Alexis Neiers Arlington addresses her Burglar Bunch / Bling Ring arrest

Burglar Bunch suspect and Pretty Wild star Alexis Neiers Arlington addresses her unexpected arrest in an emotional video blog. Find out what Alexis was wearing when she was taken away and what kind of critters she shared a holding cell with!

3/20 Updated bracket 2010 NCAA Tournament

The first round is over and 32 hopeful college basketball teams are left! Day one had tons of unbelievably close games and lots of upsets and may have been the best single day of March Madness in years! There were a few more blowouts on day two and not as many upsets, but the Madness continues! Click to see the updated bracket and see where you stand in your office pool!

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MichelleBombshell.com Screen captures of Michelle Bombshell McGee’s blog

The media has turned their attention on the heavily tattooed Michelle Bombshell McGee, the alleged mistress of Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James, and one of the casualties of the attention appears to be MichelleBombshell.com. Her blog is currently down and completely blank except for a the title “Coming Soon” appearing in the browser tab. Keep reading to see a couple screen captures of the blog’s front page with lots of photos of Michelle and her buddies in various SFW states of undress!

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Jersey Shore’s Jenni JWoww Farley at ‘Cosmetic Surgeon in a Jar’ launch

See photos of Jersey Shore‘s JWoww at the launch of “Cosmetic Surgeon in a Jar” in New York City March 18. “What exactly is Cosmetic Surgeon in a Jar? Could it possibly provide women with the same globetacular upper body as the artificially well-endowed Jenni Farley?!? Keep reading and find out!

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PHOTOS What Sandra Bullock can do to win back Jesse James

Sandra reportedly moved out of the couple’s Long Beach home on Monday and things aren’t looking good for the once happy couple.

As is often the case, starcasm is here to help! We think we’ve come up with the perfect solution for both parties and though it would be quite painful for Sandra, we think it would be less so than a break up. Keep reading to see our suggestion!

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Jesse James issues an apology for Michelle Bombshell McGee affair… Sort of

The bike-building husband of Sandra Bullock released a statement today in which he seems to suggests that something did in fact happen that was a result of his “poor judgment” and he hopes one day his wife and children can “can find it in their hearts to forgive me.” Read the full statement and see a photo taken March 18 of an optimistic Jesse still wearing his wedding ring.

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VIDEO South Park’s EA Sports ‘Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011’ Mortal Kombat mash up!

So much for “politically correct!” The season Premiere of South Park last night featured the boys playing EA Sports’ “Tiger Woods PGA Tour ’11” for Xbox. WARNING: Contains a lot of crudely animated domestic violence, minor cursing and a whole lot of hilarity!

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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s arrest record, charged in drunk driving death

Radar Online reports Jersey Shore‘s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was charged with selling alcohol to a minor in 2004 which led to the death of Marlboro High School senior Michael Truncali. Read the details of the arrest and part of an interview with Michael’s parents over five years later.

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga is Coke can curler chic!

Lady Gaga arrived in Sydney, Australia today with Diet Coke can curlers in her hair. In addition to her unique soda popstar headgear, LG was sporting classic Gaga attire with black shades, bright red lipstick, black bra and panties with fishnet stockings, sheer jacket and elevated black lace-up boots. (Why is it I always feel naughty when describing Lady Gaga?)

Click to see a full-length photo of the soda popstar and find out what kind of warm and fuzzy critter she was carrying!

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The Bachelor Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas on Inside Edition

It appears that the wait is finally over! Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend will appear on Inside Edition Tuesday, March 16 in a first-person interview where she will go into detail about her relationship with “The Bachelor” – a relationship that allegedly continued during and after recording of the show.

According to Star Magazine, “She’ll be displaying personal photos of her private moments with Jake, as well as providing new details about their relationship… and Jake’s indiscretions.”

The timing is a little bad as far as anyone giving a hoot about Jake Pavelka, but it should be fun!

Tess Taylor Playboy portrait
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Who are Pretty Wild star Tess ‘Taylor’ Adler’s real parents?

E! kicked off Season One of their new reality series Pretty Wild Sunday night, introducing the world to the flirty fun-loving females of the Arlington family – mom Andrea Neiers Arlington, daughters Alexis Neiers and Gabrielle Neiers and the mysterious family friend Tess “Taylor” Adler Neiers Arlington. Find out Tess Adler’s real background information, including the identity of her parents!

2010 March Madness Bracket (printable)

Here’s your Water Cooler 101 textbook for Monday morning in the form of the NCAA Basketball Tournament 2010 March Madness Bracket! The tournament doesn’t get rolling until the ridiculous “play-in” game March 16 and then the rest of the tournament kicks in on Thursday, March 18 – so that gives all of you at least three days to collect those filled-out brackets and dollar bills for your office pool!

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Did Vienna Girardi have an abortion before going on The Bachelor?

Starcasm has talked to a friend of Vienna Girardi’s ex-boyfriend Brian Lee Smith who tells us the winner of The Bachelor Jake Pavelka’s heart had an abortion so she could be on the show! Read all the details in the latest chapter of this seemingly never-ending off-camera drama!

Dancing With The Stars' Cheryl Burke in a bikini
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PHOTOS Cheryl Burke shows off her sexy bikini bod!

Cheryl Burke was in Miami Saturday where she showed off what a lifetime of dancing looks like in a tiny bikini! The 25-year-old two-time Dancing With the Stars champion was able to relax and even laugh it up for photographers as she took a relaxing break before she pairs up with the NFL’s biggest showman (and starcasm fave!), Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco for the 10th season of the popular dance competition show set to premiere March 22.

Alexis Neiers
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VIDEO PHOTOS Pretty Wild and Bling Ring’s Alexis Neiers Arlington

Find out all about the controversial 18-year-old Alexis Neiers Arlington who was arrested last year as part of the infamous “Burglar Bunch” in California and is now co-starring in a brand new reality show on E! with mother Andrea, big sister Tess and younger sister Gabrielle! (There’s a lingerie video and photos!)

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NEW Lady Gaga “Telephone” video featuring Beyonce – with photos!

Lady Gaga’s brand new 9-minutes-plus music video for “Telephone” featuring Beyonce is out! Watch the entire video and check out tons of high-resolution screen capture images from this beautifully serious and campy homage to women prison movies and Quentin Tarantino with a little bit of Thelma and Louise thrown in there! (Plus, you get to see Lady Gaga and Beyonce in sexy, skimpy Wonder Woman-inspired outfits!) Did I mention this has the most insane pair of sunglasses ever?

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Real Housewives of NYC’s LuAnn De Lesseps was on the cover of Playgirl!

During tonight’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City Kelly Bensimon had an awkward moment when she had to tell Jill Zarin and LuAnn DeLesseps she would be gracing the cover of the 40th Anniversary Issue of Playboy, but the tensions were lessened dramatically when “The Countess” LuAnn De Lesseps announced she was on the cover of Playgirl when she was a model, at which point she ran off to grab one to show Kelly! Click to check out a 24-year-old LuAnn and some hunky dude from Texas on the May 1990 “Men of Texas” issue of Playgirl!

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PHOTOS The Real Housewives of Orange County invade New York City

Cable companies are making their annual formal presentations for what’s in store next season at big “Upfront” bashes, and Wednesday night was Bravo’s night to shine at the Skylight Studio in New York City! Among the Bravo-lebrities in attendance were the three amigas from Orange County: Gretchen Rossi, Lynne Curtin and Alexis Bellino! See photos of the west coast trinity of femininity all gussied up for a night on the town and find out what Bravo has in store for next season!

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Senator Harry Reid’s wife Landra Reid and daughter Lana Reid-Barringer injured in car accident

The wife and daughter of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid were seriously injured in an automobile accident in Fairfax County, Virginia Thursday afternoon. Lana Reid-Barringer, 48, and Lana Reid, 69, were seriously injured when a tractor-trailer failed to stop and crashed into their stopped vehicle on Interstate 95. Landra Reid has a broken nose, broken back and broken neck and her daughter Lana has a neck injury and facial lacerations, but their injuries are not considered life-threatening.

NBA News: Dorell Wright of the Miami Heat arrested for DUI

Miami Police arrested Miami Heat forward Dorell Wright for driving under the influence as well as driving on a suspended license after cops witnessed the 24-year old driving his 2005 Bentley erratically at about 3:37 AM. According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, cops were talking with Wright when they noticed “red and watery eyes, odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath, and low and slurred speech.” Wright wasn’t able to provide current proof of insurance and police also discovered he was driving on a suspended license.

Find out the details and see Dorell’s mug shot!

Conan O’Brien announces comedy tour! Complete list of cities and dates

Ousted late night host Conan O’Brien got a huge settlement from NBC as part of his controversial departure from The Tonight Show, and part of that huge settlement was a clause prohibiting Conan from performing on television again until after September 1, 2010. But, there is nothing in the contract preventing CoCo from doing live appearances, as evidenced by O’Brien’s official announcement today of a North American tour starting April 12 in Eugene, Oregon and finishing up June 14 at the Fox Theater in Atlanta.

Find out the details and see all the dates! Tickets are on sale now!

Detained Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney wedding photographers suing “The Bachelor”

Two paparazzi involved in a scuffle at the wedding of The Bachelor‘s Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney are suing the production company in charge of the show after they were wrestled to the ground and detained by security! Click to find out more about these real life wedding crashers.

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PHOTOS Ben Stiller as Na’vi alien from Avatar at 82nd Academy Awards

Ben Stiller handed out the Oscar for Best Make-up Sunday night dressed as a Na’vi from James Cameron’s blockbuster sci-fi film Avatar. In addition to looking the part, Ben also spoke in the Na’vi language complete with growls and pops. Click to see some of the hilarious photos that will have you laughing until you’re blue in the face!

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PHOTOS Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka at the Oscars?!?

Well, almost. The Bachelor “winner” and Jake Pavelka fiancee Vienna Girardi took her first steps on a Hollywood red carpet March 6 as she and Jake attended the Weinstein Company and Montblanc International hosted a cocktail event to honor UNICEF. See photos of this fame-thirsty couple gobbling up the fruits of their labors!