In what sounds like a 1994 storyline from Melrose Place, actress Heather Locklear was arrested by the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department for a hit and run incident last Saturday! Read all the not-so-juicy details and see lots of almost timeless, sexy photos of Heather from the ’80s!
The latest installment of “The Bachelorette Files” features 27-year-old Kasey Kahl of Fresno, California, who will be one of 25 eligible bachelors competing for the heart of Ali Fedotowsky. See photos, read a brief bio and even watch a couple videos of Kasey so you’ll be ready when the season starts May 24!
Robert and Cortney Novogratz are the husband-and-wife owners of the design firm, Sixx Design and stars of the new Bravo reality series 9 By Design alongside their seven children. Read how this aspiring actress and stockbroker from the South became one of the top design companies in New York City!
It’s a vicious Catch-22 when a television station can’t cover a big story because they are the story. WNDU in South Bend, Indiana ran into that problem when they fired their news anchor Erin Logan the day after she was arrested for disorderly conduct after having a few too many drinks. The news station announced her firing on their web site complete with a mug shot, then reconsidered and deleted it along with the readers’ comments.
Click to see the original page and some of the comments that were almost lost forever!
After announcing they would not be pursuing the alleged rape charges against Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger details of the police investigation are surfacing on the internet, including a previous incident in which the QB showed his Big Ben to another young woman before forcibly putting his hand up her skirt. Read the complete reports from the GBI investigation.
Larry King has been married 8 times to 7 different women, not to mention girlfriends and fiancees. Read all about his hot hoochie hook-up history with photos and brief bios of the King’s Queens! (Oh, and mugshots of Larry when he was arrested for grand larceny in 1971. Booyeah!)
Welcome to the first installment of “Spot the Actual Celebrity” in which you get to put your famous person I.Q. to the test by identifying which person(s) in the photograph is ACTUALLY a celebrity! I’ve even provided thumbnail images of actual celebrities to help you out!
The British comedy film It’s A Wonderful Afterlife had its Premiere in London Monday at the Odeon West End. Ironically it was a famous EastEnder who stole the show on the red carpet! Actress Preeya Kalidas (EastEnders, Bend It Like Beckham) showed up in some sort of I Dream of Jeanie meets vajazzing Barbiehontas costume, rendering those who actually had anything to do with the movie completely invisible. Keep reading for more photos!
Charlie Sheen is the tabloid gift that just keeps on giving! Not only was he sneaking around on his wife Brooke Mueller with lingerie model/escort Angelina Tracy while in rehab, but he was doing it wearing a ridiculous dollar store disguise! Keep reading for more details of Charlie’s latest escapade and see his bushy-lipped alter ego!
The woman accusing Steven Seagal of harassment is no stranger to sexual power games herself! The 23-year-old former model Kayden Nguyen appeared on an episode of The Tyra Banks Show titled “The Gay Kingdom,” introducing herself this way:
“I’m Kayden and I’m a lipstick lesbian. I should be at the top of the community because I can use my sex appeal to get any girl that I want and trick any guy into getting what I want.”
D’oh! Keep reading to watch the clip!
Read the transcript from the sexual harassment and sex trafficking lawsuit filed by Kayden Nguyen against boss-for-three-days Steven Seagal. PLUS, see the movie poster from the new film starring Kayden and Steven! PLUS, see how many Steven Seagal movie titles I can squeeze into a single paragraph summarizing the allegations! How could you not keep reading?!?
23-year-old former model Kayden Nguyen had no idea what she was getting herself into when she replied to a Craigslist ad for an executive assistant assistant job at a production company back in February. The production company turned out to be Steven Seagal’s and the executive assistant job turned out to be nothing more than a full-time paid sex toy! Read the details of Nguyen’s allegations and see photos of the lovely Kayden!
Details continue to emerge in the suspicious death of 42-year-old mother of two Monica Beresford-Redman, whose body was found Thursday in a sewer close to the luxurious Moon Palace Hotel in Cancun where she and her husband Bruce Beresford-Redman were trying to work out some marital difficulties. See photos of Bruce’s alleged mistress and read details about their relationship!
Everybody’s favorite 16 and Pregnant Season 2 baby daddy wasn’t always a skateboarding anti-establishment rebel. At least for a brief moment, Tyler dreamed of making it as a fashion model, going so far as to don a shirt and tie and strut the catwalk! Click to see the great pictures of Tyler’s transition from Tony Hawk to Tommy Hilfiger!
If there’s one thing Tiger Woods is good at it’s putting his balls in holes, and he proved that once again at the 7th hole during the final round of play at The Masters today! Watch the video of his amazing eagle shot from the fairway and the reappearance of his trademark smile after!
The rumptastic Kim Kardashian demonstrates a situation in which chivalry is completely inappropriate.
31-year-old Ty Brown of Nashville, Tennessee is no stranger to getting himself on camera with an attractive blond! In addition to being a contestant on Season 6 of The Bachelorette where he will be competing with 24 other single men for the heart of the kind-hearted blond bombshell Ali Fedowtowsky from The Bachelor, Ty also made an appearance in the 2006 Kellie Pickler music video for “Red High Heels!” Watch the complete video or just Ty’s part in slooooooow motion!
Rapper Ice T and singer Aimee Mann battle to the death under their Twitter guises FINALLEVEL and aimeemann – read the entire tweet exchange from the first shot fired to the final apology!
(WARNING – NSFW, including reference to a “Hot bowl of [Richard Nixons]”)
In the second installment of “The Bachelorette Files” you get to meet Ty Brown: a tall, muscular and handsome country singer originally from Mississippi. See photos of Hunk Williams and read a little bit of background info, including this sure-to-be-controversial tidbit: Ty Brown got married in October of 2007! DUM DUM DUM!!!
In yet another stranger-than-fiction tragedy 42-year-old Monica Beresford-Redman was found dead near the luxury hotel in Cancun where she and her Hollywood producer husband had been vacationing in an attempt to save their marriage. As details continue to emerge, including an alleged extra-marital affair by Bruce, evidence is starting to indicate he may have been involved in her death. Read the details and see photos of the lovely business owner and mother of two whose life ended way too early.
I think I may have a new fashionista fetish! Marina Lambrini Diamandis (of Marina and the Diamonds) wore one of the most hilariously ridiculous (yet still sexy!) dresses that featured a cartoon hippo with overly-exaggerated hip extensions to the BBC Radio One studios Wednesday. A fun cartoon dress that is also a play on words?!? I hippopotamust meet this woman! (Click to see the photos, but don’t stare too long or you might make me jealous!)
Tiki Barber has shocked his fans by recently revealing he is leaving his wife of 11 years for a 23-year-old blond intern named Traci Lynn Johnson. The scandal shouldn’t have come as a complete surprise though, as there were obvious signs all along that Tiki wasn’t the goody two-shoes family man he portrayed on television, none of which more obvious than a video featuring Freaky Tiki the Pimp covering the Super Bowl for Yahoo Sports. The ease with which TB assumed the role showed his true colors, which appear to be purple and leopard print. Click to watch the video!
Just when you thought the whole Tiger Woods fiasco couldn’t get any more ridiculous, Nike releases a commercial featuring a silent Tiger Woods in black and white with a voice over by his dead father Earl Woods. Yes, it’s as bizarre as it sounds. Click to watch the full commercial.
Another high-profile “family man” has given it all up for some hot young bootay. This time around it’s former New York Giants running back and television personality Tiki Barber, who is reportedly leaving his wife Ginny, who is eight months pregnant, for a 23-year-old blond intern named Traci Lynn Johnson. See a hilarious photo of the two attending an event together with Traci looking quite satisfied in the background!
The latest entrant in the Tiger Woods mistress parade is 22-year-old (at the time) University of Alabama student Raychel Coudriet of Windermere, Florida. If that town sounds familiar it’s because Raychel was Tiger’s neighbor! That’s right! Not only was Tiger sleeping with his waitress at the Perkins restaurant down the road, he was also having sex with his neighbor’s daughter, who Tiger had known since she was 14! Read all the details and see pictures of Raychel!
An anonymous source close to Jesse James has revealed to Radar Online that there are at least twelve sex tapes involving Mr. Sandra Bullock and “most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia.”
Click to see our exclusive sneak peek at what the first DVD release will look like!
What’s better on a lazy Sunday afternoon than pictures of a sexy reality show star washing a car in a bikini top and teeny tiny short-shorts? Not much!
Click to see Big Brother UK winner Sophie Reade sort of washing a car in some mighty sexy school-girl duds!
Actor John Forsythe died late Thursday from complications of pneumonia, according to publicist Harlan Boll.
The silver-haired actor, most famous for his role of Blake Carrington on the prime time soap opera Dynasty from 1981-1989, had been struggling with cancer for a year in Santa Ynez.
Click to see photos of one of the smoothest and most suave men to ever grace the small screen!
Kittens and puppies are cute, but even they can’t compare to the overwhelmingly adorable combination of celebrity children and umbrellas! First we had Matilda Ledger doing her best Morton’s Salt Girl impression in a yellow rain slicker and now we have little Princess Suri Cruise keeping the rain off her ballet outfit with a Barbie Princess umbrella. If you can stomach the cuteness, click to see the pictures!
The Real Housewives of New York City’s Bethenny Frankel got married March 28 at The Four Seasons Hotel and despite a few images of arrivals outside, they have kept us photo-hungry Frankelites in the dark… Until now!
OK! Magaine had exclusive rights and just released 29 pictures of the bride and groom. See a couple of the pictures and thumbnails of all 29 photos with a link to the rest of the full-sized images at OK!
Marvel has released two new movie posters for their much-anticipated sequel Iron Man 2 featuring the always-sexy Scarlett Johansson in a skin-tight blue catsuit and bright red hair. Click to check out the hi-res image as well as a couple still images of Scar Jo as the BW!
Sandra Bullock came out of hiding Wednesday. The beautiful actress was sporting a garment bag over her head as she was driven to a house on the same street that Michael Jackson died on.
See the photos and find out where Sandra was going!
Starcasm favorite Brigitte Cindy Daguerre has issued a statement addressing her relationship with Jesse James and the unwanted media attention it has brought her. Click to read the full statement and see why it is we like Brigitte so much!
It appears that US Weekly was the highest bidder on the photo of Jesse James wearing a Waffen SS visor and giving the Hitler salute! Even worse for Jesse is the fact that he is mimicking Adolph Hitler’s mustache with two fingers on his left hand! (Click to see a larger version of the picture.)
Animal-loving Entourage star Adrian Grenier was out for a jog in Los Angeles today when he came across a terrible scene: a small dog on the side of the road that had apparently been hit by a car! See photos of Grenier as he moves the dog’s body and contacts police.
Being a fully licensed celebrity foible-ologist I am sometimes burdened with the unpleasant task of being the first to diagnose famous people with some pretty unpleasant maladies. Such is the case with Twilight heart throb Taylor Lautner who not only suffers from lycanthropy, but also has one of the worst cases of simple chronic tiltosis I have ever seen! See the startling visual evidence!
Normally when a musician takes a “stripped down” approach to their new single they don’t mean it literally, but in Erykah Badu’s music video for “Window Seat,” she walks through downtown Dallas removing her clothes piece by piece until there ain’t nothin’ left but 100% Badu! Click to watch the pixelated version.
Kim Kardashian knows that a sexy woman fresh off a break up shouldn’t be spending her time crying into a pint of Häagen-Dazs ice cream! What should she be doing? Taking hot, hot, hot bikini photos of herself and posting them on twitter with casual captions like, “Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!”
See the photos and find out what sniglet I came up with to describe twitter breast photos!
Real Housewife of New York City Bethenny Frankel became a real Real Housewife of New York City tonight by marrying boyfriend and future baby daddy Jason Poppy in an intimate, closed ceremony at the Four Seasons Hotel in New York City. Click to see photos of RHONYC arrivals Ramona, Mario, Alex, Simon and Bethenny!
Never one to dodge any opportunity to be outrageous and fun, singer Katy Perry surrendered herself to to the infamous Nickelodeon green goo otherwise known as… SLIME!
Click to see video, tons of photos and even an animated gif of the slimetacular event! Also, check out Katy’s revealing look on the red orange carpet!
Actor John Travolta will be waving the checkered flag at the Australian Formula One Grand Prix at the Albert Park Circuit on March 27, 2010. But, prior to his arrival at the track, the world’s second most famous Scientologist took time to pose for photographers at the Melbourne airport wearing a pilot’s uniform and escorting two spindle-legged models dressed as film noir flight attendants.
It’s all mistresses all the time here at starcasm.net! It’s enough to make you think men married to famous women who aren’t around very much really like having sex anyway. Weird.
Anyway, the latest installment of Mistressapalooza is the 27-year-old blond aspiring singer and waitress at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, California, January Gessert. Miss January (heh heh) allegedly spent the night at Reggie Bush’s house March 16th and was caught on camera leaving the next morning by the National Enquirer. See photos of the health-conscious other woman that was worth losing Kim Kardashian for!
This ironic art piece is part of 33-year-old artist Jeremy Dean’s project “Back to the Futurama” and debuted at the 2010 Pulse Art Fair in New York City. Dean, with the help of Slick’s Garage in Palmetto, Florida, fabricated the rolling criticism of American culture, consumerism and lack of environmental activism out of a perfectly “good” Hummer H2, using welding equipment to flip the hood and completely remove the engine. What is left is a gas-guzzling hay-chewing Sports Utility Vehicle Wagon with 382 2 horsepower!
See photos and watch video of the construction process!
Jesse James has reportedly made a citizen’s arrest on a photographer he claims has been stalking him. The incident went down this afternoon and according to TMZ the photographer reciprocated the Gomer Pyle gesture by placing Jesse under citizen’s arrest for vandalizing his car!
The Jesse James mistress tree has officially been shaken and the sexy fruits just keep falling! The latest is photographer, pin-up model, vintage clothing store owner, actress and great-niece of the inventor of photography Brigitte Cindy Daguerre. As a matter of fact, Brigitte might be the coolest mistress I’ve ever had the pleasure of researching! Keep reading to find out why – oh, and see some sexy pictures.
Part One of The Bachelor Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas’ bombshell interview with radio station WILN has finally been released! Listen to it in its entirety and read the complete transcript! Also, Tanya has given an interview to Life & Style Magazine – read the details and see photos from that story too!
As Jesse James thrashes about in an ocean of media scrutiny for allegedly cheating on America’s sweetheart Sandra Bullock, sharks continue to gather and nibble away at the tattooed bad boy’s public persona revealing what appears to be, well, a tattooed bad boy.
The latest bit of blood to hit the water are two separate sexual harassment lawsuits filed against Jesse James and West Coast Choppers by former female employees – one in 2001 and the other in 2007 while Jesse was with Sandra Bullock! Keep reading to find out more!
It appears as though Tiger Woods’ return to golf at The Masters next month has been like one last shake of the ol’ mistress tree, and another straggler fell out today in the form of 29-year-old pro ho Devon James. The lusty, busty and never rusty James gave a radio interview in which she claims Tiger paid her and a friend $2,000 each for three-way “dirty” sex in 2006.
Read all the details and see photos of Devon, including her profile from the infamous Bunny Ranch cathouse!
Variety has finally ended all of the speculation and rumors about who will don the red, white and blue for Marvel’s much-anticipated theatrical adaptation of Captain America. The bearer of the shield will be Marvel super-hero veteran Chris Evans, who lit up the big screen as the The Human Torch Johnny Storm in 2005’s Fantastic Four and 2007’s 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Read all the MARVELous details and see a picture of what’s in store when Chris becomes Steve Rogers in July of 2012!
Ronald Shane Modica, the ex-husband of Jesse James mistress Michelle Bombshell McGee, sat down with The Insider for a two-part interview airing tonight (Monday) and tomorrow night. Read some excerpts from the interview and see wedding photos of Michelle and Shane from happier times.
March Madness is only four days in and we’ve already had 49 games and 17 upsets! Kansas, the number one seed overall, lost to Northern Iowa and Cornell makes it to the Sweet Sixteen as a 12 seed, the first time an Ivy League school has reached the Sweet Sixteen since Penn made it all the way to the Final Four in 1979! It’s awesome, baby! Click for an updated bracket!
Just in time for the premiere of Dancing With The Stars, radio station WILN in Panama City finally has the clearance to release the full, two-hour plus interview they conducted with The Bachelor Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas almost a month ago. They will reportedly release the audio Wednesday morning at 7:30 AM central time.
Here is the five-minute interview Tiger Woods gave to Tom Rinaldi of ESPN earlier tonight, in which he addresses the scandal surrounding his extra-marital affairs and his imminent return to playing golf in next month’s Masters Tournament in Augusta. Also included is a typed up transcription of the entire Q&A.
First there was the controversial Nazi photoshoot with Jesse James’ alleged mistress Michelle Bombshell, and now TMZ has their hands on a photo of Jesse wearing a similar German officer’s hat and giving the Nazi salute! I’d like to offer up that the Jess James/Nazi connection was always there in how he marketed his custom motorcycle company West Coast Choppers. Click the see the striking resemblance between the WCC logo and poster and a German Iron cross and a Nazi eagle from the Nuremberg Rallies!
ESPN will be airing an interview with Tiger Woods tonight at 7:30 PM eastern time. The interview is with Tom Rinaldi and will be only the second time Tiger has spoken publicly since his SUV crash early Thanksgiving morning as news of his numerous affairs became public. ESPN has said that the only restriction on the interview is a big one: it can be no longer than five minutes. Rinaldi did say that Tiger refused to answer questions about the night of the crash and that there were some startling things revealed in the interview.
Burglar Bunch suspect and Pretty Wild star Alexis Neiers Arlington addresses her unexpected arrest in an emotional video blog. Find out what Alexis was wearing when she was taken away and what kind of critters she shared a holding cell with!
The first round is over and 32 hopeful college basketball teams are left! Day one had tons of unbelievably close games and lots of upsets and may have been the best single day of March Madness in years! There were a few more blowouts on day two and not as many upsets, but the Madness continues! Click to see the updated bracket and see where you stand in your office pool!
The media has turned their attention on the heavily tattooed Michelle Bombshell McGee, the alleged mistress of Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James, and one of the casualties of the attention appears to be MichelleBombshell.com. Her blog is currently down and completely blank except for a the title “Coming Soon” appearing in the browser tab. Keep reading to see a couple screen captures of the blog’s front page with lots of photos of Michelle and her buddies in various SFW states of undress!
See photos of Jersey Shore‘s JWoww at the launch of “Cosmetic Surgeon in a Jar” in New York City March 18. “What exactly is Cosmetic Surgeon in a Jar? Could it possibly provide women with the same globetacular upper body as the artificially well-endowed Jenni Farley?!? Keep reading and find out!
Sandra reportedly moved out of the couple’s Long Beach home on Monday and things aren’t looking good for the once happy couple.
As is often the case, starcasm is here to help! We think we’ve come up with the perfect solution for both parties and though it would be quite painful for Sandra, we think it would be less so than a break up. Keep reading to see our suggestion!
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