They try to take all your dreams, but you can’t allow it. – Janell Monae, “Tightrope” In her music video for “Tightrope” Janelle Monae is a tux-wearin’ inmate at The Palace of The Dogs asylum, and she’s breakin’ all the rules with her dancin’ moves. You see, dancing has been forbidden at The Palace of…
Getting pregnant is such a jackpot for female celebrities! Did anyone even care about the Kardashian sisters (minus Kim, of course) until Kourtney got pregnant? She had a ton of press for her baby bump and now gets a ton more for losing the weight she gained. Naturally, Kourtney has parlayed her magical weight loss…
Mindy Lawton, a Perkin’s restaurant manager, is featured in Vanity Fair‘s new Tiger’s Mistress article spilling the beans about the 2007 Enquirer Coverup Scandal that the Wall Street Journal uncovered December, 2009. These days it’s hard to tell who’s the tabloid and who’s the laudable newspaper, and with The Enquirer up for a Pulitzer, things…
For their May Issue Vanity Fair sat down with some of Tiger Wood’s side women, and shot some very fun, playful glamour shots. Tiger was notoriously known among his trove of ladies to be cheap, but there was one certain model / alleged call-girl who got to spend a little of Tiger’s vast sums of…
It appears that US Weekly was the highest bidder on the photo of Jesse James wearing a Waffen SS visor and giving the Hitler salute! Even worse for Jesse is the fact that he is mimicking Adolph Hitler’s mustache with two fingers on his left hand! (Click to see a larger version of the picture.)
Nicole Fokos and Tyler Keller from episode seven of MTV’s 16 & Pregnant were the second couple this season who have potential to work long-term (episode six’s Samantha and Eric also seemed pretty solid.) Tyler, much like the Tyler from last season and Teen Mom, seems to be a real sweetie. He’s kind of immature,…
Animal-loving Entourage star Adrian Grenier was out for a jog in Los Angeles today when he came across a terrible scene: a small dog on the side of the road that had apparently been hit by a car! See photos of Grenier as he moves the dog’s body and contacts police.
Oh, Katy Perry. She’s still trying to get Russell Brand to put a ring on it, even though the notorious manwh0re is allegedly getting tired of being in a monogamous relationship. He was even spotted at that infamous Victoria’s Secret party last week that Lindsay Lohan was banned from! He was probably there to meet…
A Bone Thugs-N-Harmony concert in Cleveland Sunday night turned into Gun Thug-N-His Mommy when band member Stanley Howse, who goes by the stage name Flesh-N-Bone, was arrested on domestic violence and felonious assault charges stemming from an attack on his mother 12 years ago. Read all the details and see Flesh-N-Bone’s mug shot!
A source tells Page Six that struggling actress, 5150 verteran, and long-term partier Mischa Barton strolled into the Bar Marmont Saturday alone and looking “out of it.” Just minutes after stepping in the bar she stepped out again to “vomit everywhere” then went back in for more. Her rep declined a comment on the situation,…
Being a fully licensed celebrity foible-ologist I am sometimes burdened with the unpleasant task of being the first to diagnose famous people with some pretty unpleasant maladies. Such is the case with Twilight heart throb Taylor Lautner who not only suffers from lycanthropy, but also has one of the worst cases of simple chronic tiltosis I have ever seen! See the startling visual evidence!
Kate Gosselin is proving that she can still bring the drama to reality television when she riled her dance instructor and partner, the normally cool Tony Dovolani, into a tizzy. During rehearsals for the second week, frustrated Kate, who doesn’t take to dancing naturally, made Tony feel like she thought he didn’t know how to…
We weren’t looking, but we all found white powder literally billowing out of Lindsay Lohan’s shoes Saturday. We also weren’t looking for her to release a single today, but that happened too. That’s right, in the middle of her worldwide death poll Lindsay tried to quietly drop a new single, “Stuck”. Unfortunately it’s not exploding…
Kelis may be having some trouble getting ex-husband Nas to pay child support, but she knows how to bang a beat and treat our eyes for a buck, so she’ll be alright. A truly mesmerizing video for her latest work, “Acapello” debuted today on her site, iamkelis.com. It’s the leading track for her upcoming album…
Maksim told People: ESPN’s Erin Andrews and her DWTS partner Maksim Chemerkovskiy may be dating according to him. The pair have been spotted out together outside of practice for Dancing With The Stars, and he told a Hollywoodlife.com reporter that they may be dating. “She’s very friendly, super nice, great personality. She does not hold…
Reality TV’s b!tch!iest barb-slinger Bethenny Frankel got married yesterday (March 28, 2010) at Four Seasons Hotel in New York City to Jason Hoppy. She is 7 1/2 months pregnant with the couple’s first child. You can catch Bethenny pre-wedding in a cute jogging outfit with “bride” on the booty, but pics of Bethenny in her…
Niecy Nash is set to jiggle her bits to the Foxtrot with partner Louis Van Amstel. Last week this Reno 911 comediane who’s more recently been helping Lindsay Lohan clean out her house, gave a pretty solid Cha Cha Cha with a good does of fun and sass (video below). Unlike other bigger girls who’ve…
Peaches Geldoff has been replaced by Kelly Brook as the face and body of British underwear line Miss Ultimo because Thatcoolguyben on reddit said he had a heroin fused romp with Peaches that landed him vomiting the next morning in a Scientology sauna. Although Peaches’ lawyer came out to deny that Peaches did heroin with…
Normally when a musician takes a “stripped down” approach to their new single they don’t mean it literally, but in Erykah Badu’s music video for “Window Seat,” she walks through downtown Dallas removing her clothes piece by piece until there ain’t nothin’ left but 100% Badu! Click to watch the pixelated version.
Kim Kardashian knows that a sexy woman fresh off a break up shouldn’t be spending her time crying into a pint of Häagen-Dazs ice cream! What should she be doing? Taking hot, hot, hot bikini photos of herself and posting them on twitter with casual captions like, “Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!”
See the photos and find out what sniglet I came up with to describe twitter breast photos!
Real Housewife of New York City Bethenny Frankel became a real Real Housewife of New York City tonight by marrying boyfriend and future baby daddy Jason Poppy in an intimate, closed ceremony at the Four Seasons Hotel in New York City. Click to see photos of RHONYC arrivals Ramona, Mario, Alex, Simon and Bethenny!
Never one to dodge any opportunity to be outrageous and fun, singer Katy Perry surrendered herself to to the infamous Nickelodeon green goo otherwise known as… SLIME!
Click to see video, tons of photos and even an animated gif of the slimetacular event! Also, check out Katy’s revealing look on the red orange carpet!
Actor John Travolta will be waving the checkered flag at the Australian Formula One Grand Prix at the Albert Park Circuit on March 27, 2010. But, prior to his arrival at the track, the world’s second most famous Scientologist took time to pose for photographers at the Melbourne airport wearing a pilot’s uniform and escorting two spindle-legged models dressed as film noir flight attendants.
This third season of Real Housewives of New York has been breaking ratings records, and breaking the fragile skin of all the housewives. Sure, these fights and blow-ups are staged, but the non-stop barbs and assaults must surely slice their delicate socialite skins on occasion. One must suffer dearly for two things: beauty, and fame….
Dennis Hopper finally received his Hollywood Walk of Fame star today, just days after legal documents claimed he is in the last days of his 10-year fight with prostate cancer. The Easy Rider star appeared thin and frail, but seemed happy to take pictures with his star, his plaque, and his young daughter Galen, who…
Did you know The Hills is ending? That’s right, your favorite fake reality show will have its swan song this season and ride off into the sunset, where we will hopefully have to hear about Stephanie Pratt again. No one is happier than Heidi Montag, who told People magazine she can now dedicate herself to…
It’s all mistresses all the time here at starcasm.net! It’s enough to make you think men married to famous women who aren’t around very much really like having sex anyway. Weird.
Anyway, the latest installment of Mistressapalooza is the 27-year-old blond aspiring singer and waitress at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, California, January Gessert. Miss January (heh heh) allegedly spent the night at Reggie Bush’s house March 16th and was caught on camera leaving the next morning by the National Enquirer. See photos of the health-conscious other woman that was worth losing Kim Kardashian for!
If Michelle Bombshell McGee was truly on her hustler game, she would have had a dedicated server and monthly membership for her website before she spoke to In Touch Weekly about her Jesse James dalliances, but you live, you learn. Now her website is back with free wallpaper if you join her blog, and a…
This ironic art piece is part of 33-year-old artist Jeremy Dean’s project “Back to the Futurama” and debuted at the 2010 Pulse Art Fair in New York City. Dean, with the help of Slick’s Garage in Palmetto, Florida, fabricated the rolling criticism of American culture, consumerism and lack of environmental activism out of a perfectly “good” Hummer H2, using welding equipment to flip the hood and completely remove the engine. What is left is a gas-guzzling hay-chewing Sports Utility Vehicle Wagon with 382 2 horsepower!
See photos and watch video of the construction process!
MediaTakeout.com has a “ROCK SOLID” source telling them that Beyonce is really, truly pregnant with her husband Jay-Z’s baby. Everyone’s always suspecting of Beyonce of being pregnant, mainly because if she was, she wouldn’t tell us. She married Jay-Z in 2008, but didn’t breath a word about it until her 2010 Grammy acceptance speech, where…
Jesse James has reportedly made a citizen’s arrest on a photographer he claims has been stalking him. The incident went down this afternoon and according to TMZ the photographer reciprocated the Gomer Pyle gesture by placing Jesse under citizen’s arrest for vandalizing his car!
Morgan Christie can now join the growing list of women who are frustrated with Jon Gosselin. Why would she kick to the curb that lovable Ed Hardy dough-boy? CLICK HERE to see pictures of Morgan Christie. Turns out he’s a lazy guy with no friends who just sits around all day eating Cheetohs and watching…
Everyone wants to talk about Real Housewives while were watching it, but wouldn’t it be perfect if we could talk to the housewives themselves while we’re watching? Guess, what? We can! Bravo is working with an interactive chatting site, Talkbubble, to host a chatting party with the New York City Housewives and producers of the…
The storyline is that Reggie Bush broke up with Kim Kardashian some time in the last several weeks because she wants to get married and he didn’t. He even had a brief conversation with Kim’s parents, Kris and Bruce Jenner, about his intentions with their daughter, which may have scared him off. Reggie just isn’t…
The Jesse James mistress tree has officially been shaken and the sexy fruits just keep falling! The latest is photographer, pin-up model, vintage clothing store owner, actress and great-niece of the inventor of photography Brigitte Cindy Daguerre. As a matter of fact, Brigitte might be the coolest mistress I’ve ever had the pleasure of researching! Keep reading to find out why – oh, and see some sexy pictures.
Nadya Suleman is pretty close to losing the home that’s barely big enough for herself and her 14-count litter, so PETA has stepped in to help with a spay and neutering ad on her front lawn. Actually, this ad could do really well on the internet, on print, television. It’s getting free internet exposure, but…
Part One of The Bachelor Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas’ bombshell interview with radio station WILN has finally been released! Listen to it in its entirety and read the complete transcript! Also, Tanya has given an interview to Life & Style Magazine – read the details and see photos from that story too!
As Jesse James thrashes about in an ocean of media scrutiny for allegedly cheating on America’s sweetheart Sandra Bullock, sharks continue to gather and nibble away at the tattooed bad boy’s public persona revealing what appears to be, well, a tattooed bad boy.
The latest bit of blood to hit the water are two separate sexual harassment lawsuits filed against Jesse James and West Coast Choppers by former female employees – one in 2001 and the other in 2007 while Jesse was with Sandra Bullock! Keep reading to find out more!
The producers of ABC’s Wife Swap aren’t shying away from all the publicity The Heenes and Balloongate 2009 gave them last October. In fact their promo for the season premier (Friday, April 2 @ 8 EST) promises “the strangest season premier ever.” The first episode kicks off with a woman who’s the “mother” of fourteen…
Kim Zolciak has a complicated love life. Life & Style is reporting that Kim Zolciak has finally publicly admitted to being bisexual and dating DJ Tracy Young (who remixed her “Tardy for the Party” single.) She’s been often photographed with Tracy, and teased a crowd at New York’s star bar by hinting that she might…
“The biggest misconception people have about me is that I’m misunderstood.” – Real Housewives of Atlanta star Nene Leakes (via Fox 411)
It appears as though Tiger Woods’ return to golf at The Masters next month has been like one last shake of the ol’ mistress tree, and another straggler fell out today in the form of 29-year-old pro ho Devon James. The lusty, busty and never rusty James gave a radio interview in which she claims Tiger paid her and a friend $2,000 each for three-way “dirty” sex in 2006.
Read all the details and see photos of Devon, including her profile from the infamous Bunny Ranch cathouse!
Frasier might be coming back to our television screens. Kelsey Grammer, who will forever be radio psychologist Dr. Frasier Crane to everyone who was conscious during the ’90s, could possibly be making cameo appearances on Bravo while his wife Camille Donatacci Grammer films The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The former Playboy model will be…
Variety has finally ended all of the speculation and rumors about who will don the red, white and blue for Marvel’s much-anticipated theatrical adaptation of Captain America. The bearer of the shield will be Marvel super-hero veteran Chris Evans, who lit up the big screen as the The Human Torch Johnny Storm in 2005’s Fantastic Four and 2007’s 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Read all the MARVELous details and see a picture of what’s in store when Chris becomes Steve Rogers in July of 2012!
Ronald Shane Modica, the ex-husband of Jesse James mistress Michelle Bombshell McGee, sat down with The Insider for a two-part interview airing tonight (Monday) and tomorrow night. Read some excerpts from the interview and see wedding photos of Michelle and Shane from happier times.
It’s not just Sandra Bullock that’s experiencing the “Oscar curse” of having her personal life fall apart after receiving an Academy Award; Kate Winslet announced last week she split up with her husband, director Sam Mendes. She was slated to appear at a premiere in New York City tonight for A Mother’s Courage: Talking Back…
March Madness is only four days in and we’ve already had 49 games and 17 upsets! Kansas, the number one seed overall, lost to Northern Iowa and Cornell makes it to the Sweet Sixteen as a 12 seed, the first time an Ivy League school has reached the Sweet Sixteen since Penn made it all the way to the Final Four in 1979! It’s awesome, baby! Click for an updated bracket!
Don’t let Sacha Baron Cohen’s irreverent antics fool you, he’s from a family that practices strict Judiasm, which may part of the reason why he and the mother of his daughter, Isla Fisher,waited so long to get married. The pair, both known for their comedic roles (Fisher often plays a kooky love interest in…
We no longer have to ponder that question! Check out these images of Johnny Depp and Tim Burton in front of a magical, giant toadstool-infested castle at the Japanese Premiere of Alice In Wonderland in Japan March 22! Oh, and see what happens when famous felines from Japan and Alice are mashed together!
Just in time for the premiere of Dancing With The Stars, radio station WILN in Panama City finally has the clearance to release the full, two-hour plus interview they conducted with The Bachelor Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas almost a month ago. They will reportedly release the audio Wednesday morning at 7:30 AM central time.
Michele Grey is an aspiring model/actress/director/producer/writer who’s greatest claim to fame so far is the MTV’s True Life episode “I’m at a Crossroads in My Relationship” which aired February 1, 2010. In the episode Michele struggled with the desire to end her relationship with her architect boyfriend Chris Henshaw, who’s about 10 years older than…
In addition to the five-minute interview with Tom Rinaldi on ESPN, Tiger Woods also did and interview with The Golf Channel’s Kelly Tilghman. Once again, the interview was short, clocking in at just over six minutes. A lot of the same topics were addressed as the ESPN interview, but Tiger seemed a little more verbose this time around. Keep reading to watch highlights from the interview and read the complete transcripts!
Here is the five-minute interview Tiger Woods gave to Tom Rinaldi of ESPN earlier tonight, in which he addresses the scandal surrounding his extra-marital affairs and his imminent return to playing golf in next month’s Masters Tournament in Augusta. Also included is a typed up transcription of the entire Q&A.
First there was the controversial Nazi photoshoot with Jesse James’ alleged mistress Michelle Bombshell, and now TMZ has their hands on a photo of Jesse wearing a similar German officer’s hat and giving the Nazi salute! I’d like to offer up that the Jess James/Nazi connection was always there in how he marketed his custom motorcycle company West Coast Choppers. Click the see the striking resemblance between the WCC logo and poster and a German Iron cross and a Nazi eagle from the Nuremberg Rallies!
ESPN will be airing an interview with Tiger Woods tonight at 7:30 PM eastern time. The interview is with Tom Rinaldi and will be only the second time Tiger has spoken publicly since his SUV crash early Thanksgiving morning as news of his numerous affairs became public. ESPN has said that the only restriction on the interview is a big one: it can be no longer than five minutes. Rinaldi did say that Tiger refused to answer questions about the night of the crash and that there were some startling things revealed in the interview.
Burglar Bunch suspect and Pretty Wild star Alexis Neiers Arlington addresses her unexpected arrest in an emotional video blog. Find out what Alexis was wearing when she was taken away and what kind of critters she shared a holding cell with!
The first round is over and 32 hopeful college basketball teams are left! Day one had tons of unbelievably close games and lots of upsets and may have been the best single day of March Madness in years! There were a few more blowouts on day two and not as many upsets, but the Madness continues! Click to see the updated bracket and see where you stand in your office pool!
More details have emerged on the sad case of recently deceased actress Brittany Murphy. TMZ reports that a Los Angeles pharmacy owner, Eddie Bubar, had to cut the actress off after she’d brought in too many prescriptions. His pharmacy had over 100 prescriptions between Janury 2008 and August 2009, for the actress, her husband Simon…
The media has turned their attention on the heavily tattooed Michelle Bombshell McGee, the alleged mistress of Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James, and one of the casualties of the attention appears to be MichelleBombshell.com. Her blog is currently down and completely blank except for a the title “Coming Soon” appearing in the browser tab. Keep reading to see a couple screen captures of the blog’s front page with lots of photos of Michelle and her buddies in various SFW states of undress!
Who Do You Think You Are, an American celebrity genealogy show derived from a British show, features it’s executive producer Lisa Kudrow in episode three. Kudrow, best known for funny-ditsy roles like her long-running character Phoebe on Friends, gets serious in tracking down her family’s painful Holocaust history. Lisa starts her quest with only some…
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