Watch Online Real World Washington D.C. Episode 4 “The Princess and the Panda”

ByStarcasm Staff

Washington, D.C. means Washington Drama Continues for the eight cast members of the capital city installation of The Real World! In the latest episode “The Princess and the Panda” Ashley reveals that she has a history of issues with her mother, Ashley and Mike continue fighting as the guys accidentally wind up at a gay sports bar, Andrew takes a class in Manners 101 from the girls, a game of “Never Have I Ever” lights a fuse, Andrew can’t seal the deal then visits the spooning zone before partying too hard and then Ashley and Mike continue their version of flirting for the rest of the episode.

All that and more in under 42 minutes! Don’t believe it? Watch it for yourself!

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Watch Online MTV’s “Jersey Shore Spoof’d” full episode!

ByAsa Hawks

Join the cast in watching a collection of the funniest Jersey Shore spoof videos from the internet, late night talk show and Saturday Night Live! Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, J-Woww, Ronnie, Vinny and Sammi “Sweetheart” laugh and fist pump as they watch such classics as Bobby Bottleservice, a Jersey Shore Christmas on Jimmy Kimmel, the Funny or Die video and of course the SNL Weekend Update skit mocking Snooki! Plus, much more including hilarious snippets from the cast’s audition tapes!

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Watch Online MTV’s “Teen Mom” complete episode 7 “Baby Steps” plus bonus clips!

ByAsa Hawks

Amber and Gary continue to slowly, painfully go their separate ways in what seems like a poorly acted version of “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf.” To make it slower and more painful, Amber takes Leah on the worst job interview ever. Maci continues to hope against hope Ryan will locate his initiative and personality. Farrah shops around for a new apartment in hopes of not getting into a domestic dispute that would result in her getting choked and her mother Debra Danielson getting arrested. (Spoiler – Farrah didn’t have any luck. See her mom’s mugshot HERE.) Catelynn and Tyler continue to provide stark contrast by being mature, this time with Tyler seriously considering joining the Air Force and proposing to Catelynn.

Watch the full episode of Teen Mom titled “Baby Steps” – original air date January 19, 2010.

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VIDEO – Hilarious Chinese CGI Conan vs. Leno Late Night Wars reenactment from the same people who did the Tiger Woods reenactment

ByStarcasm Staff

Yet again, Chinese television has outdone itself reenacting a scandal that’s transfixing the United States. From the same talented people who brought us the Tiger Woods CGI reenactment, we now have a computerized version of the 2010 NBC Tonight Show shake-up that forsakes all frivolities and gets right to the heart of the matter. If…

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EXCLUSIVE! The Bachelor’s Vienna Girardi divorce papers

ByAsa Hawks

Contestant Vienna Girardi dropped a bombshell on The Bachelor‘s Jake Pavelka in Episode 2 of Season 14 of the populary reality competition show. Vienna told Jake that she was in a relationship with her pastor’s son for four years before breaking up with him at age 17. Her ex quickly married after the breakup and caught up in the emotional whirlpool Vienna also got married, eloping with a man she claimed she “didn’t even know.”

In a previous post we revealed that man to be Joshua William Riley. The two were married on September 6, 2005 at which point Vienna changed her name to Vienna Marie Riley. We just received a copy of the Final Judgment of Dissolution of Marriage – Check it out for yourself!

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MUG SHOT Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s mother Debra Danielsen arrested!

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham and her mother Debra Danielsen have always had a volatile relationship, but it appears that Danielson crossed the line Saturday when she allegedly hit and choked Farrah after a domestic dispute in their Council Bluffs, Iowa home. Find out what happened, see the mugshot and watch the video that foreshadowed the event from the 16 and Pregnant Reunion Special!

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VIDEO – General Larry Platt performs “Pants on the Ground” on The View – Plus full lyrics and pic of Larry Platt with Martin Luther King!

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s a good thing that General Larry Platt of “Pants on the Ground” fame didn’t get picked for American Idol, because he’s bigger than that. To kick off his inevitable World Tour 2010, General Platt stopped by The View Monday (January 18) to give a full rendition of “Pants on the Ground.” Thanks to Simon…

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VIDEO Brett Favre sings “Pants On The Ground” in the locker room

ByAsa Hawks

Everyone is hopping on board the General Larry Platt train after his historical hysterical performance of “Pants On The Ground” during the Atlanta Auditiona of American Idol last week. The latest rider on the train is Minnesota quarterback Brett Favre, who reportedly told receiver Percy Harvin that he would perform the song in the locker room if the Vikings beat the Arizona Cardinals in their NFL playoff match-up.

As you might have guessed, the Vikings did win and showing once again that scruffy white male celebrities honor their wagers (See: Kiefer Sutherland in a dress) Brett Favre lead his team-mates in a rousing rendition of Platt’s “Pants On The Ground.”

Watch the video!

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2004 VIDEO: Jay Leno five years ago on future of the ‘The Tonight Show’: “Conan, take it over, it’s yours”

ByStarcasm Staff

In 2004 Jay Leno felt it was necessary to address the then recent disclosure that he would be handing over The Tonight Show reins to Conan O’Brien in 2009. Leno wanted his audience to understand his conviction as it pertained to this important changing of the guards.

Here’s the last thing he says:

“Because you know when I took this show over, boy there was a lot of animosity between me and Dave and who’s gonna get it, and quite frankly, a lot of … good friendships were permanently damaged. And I don’t want to see anybody ever have to go through that again. Cause this show is like a Dynasty. You hold it, and then you hand it off to the next person. And I don’t want to see all the fighting and all the ‘who’s better?’ and nasty things back and forth in the press so right now, here it is, Conan, it’s yours, see you in 4 years buddy!”

See the video of the full announcement and read the complete transcription!

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PHOTOS The Jersey Shore cast invades Venice, Italy?

ByStarcasm Staff

Reminiscent of Michael Corlione’s return to Sicily in The Godfather, the entire cast of MTV’s controversial show Jersey Shore returned to their Guido homeland of Italy Saturday.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvecchio, Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, Ronnie Magrow, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Vinny Guadaguino and even Angelina Pivarnik posed for photographers and even took some photos of their own as they strolled the streets of Venice January 16. In honor of the return of their Prodigal sons and daughters the Italians have replaced Michelangelo’s David with the superior abs of The Situation!

See Michel “The Situation” Angelo and the rest of the cast as they become the latest group to invade Italy with ease!

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SNL VIDEO “Laser Cats 5” from Saturday Night Live with James Cameron and Sigourney Weaver

ByAsa Hawks

James Cameron has directed the two top grossing films of all time with Titanic and Avatar, and it looks like number three is just around the corner! Cameron premiered a digital short of his latest project for an awestruck Lorne Michaels on the January 16 episode of Saturday Night Live.

Avatar was cool and all that, but the special effects of Laser Cats 5 make that movie look like claymation from the ’70s! But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself!

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VIDEO – The Jersey Shore kids spoof themselves: The day Snooki, The Situation, and DJ Pauly D became self-aware

ByStarcasm Staff

Exisituationism – When a young person who exhibits d-bag type qualities gains a sense of self-awareness and understanding of the absurdity of their identity, but continues activities as normal once their realize their role is an essential distraction in a fragile and disaster-wrought world. Video of existituationism in action: The REAL Situation (Feat. MTV Jersey…

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PHOTOS Taylor Momsen promotes new ‘Love Rocks’ perfume at Hot Topic

ByAsa Hawks

As the ratings for Gossip Girl continue to plummet at an alarming rate (backstabbing and uppityness just isn’t as interesting when it goes to college), we continue to see the results of lucrative deals that were inked back when the show was still hip. Case in point: Taylor Momsen’s new perfume and line of cosmetics for Victoria’s Secret called “Love Rocks.” See the zombie-eyed blond starlet pushing her wares at a store that used to be just as hip as Gossip Girl used to be, Hot Topic. Also, an exclusive starcasm sneak peek at another Taylor Momsen beauty product in the works! You won’t believe her eyes when you see it!

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PHOTOS Did The Bachelor’s Vienna Girardi have a boyfriend while on the show?

ByAsa Hawks

Jake Pavelka may have more heartache on the horizon! In addition to Rozlyn Papa, a contestant booted from The Bachelor for an alleged “inappropriate relationship” with a producer on the show, an anonymous source has provided these photographs of contestant Vienna Girardi with a man the source says has been dating Vienna on and off for three years!

The source claims the hunk in the photos is from Vienna’s hometown of Sienna, Florida and that Vienna told her beau “she was going to the bachelor so she can be on TV and to wait for her.” The source also claims that Vienna and he were together the night before she left to be on The Bachelor!

Click to see more photos of the happy couple!

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VIDEO JWoww punches and slaps The Situation on Jersey Shore!

ByAsa Hawks

MTV’s Jersey Shore literally doesn’t pull any punches! This time it was an inebriated J-Woww who, after being booted from a bar for throwing up and not getting any assistance from Mike, lies in wait for him to return to their Atlantic City hotel room. Watch the video to see what happens next!

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Real Housewife Teresa Guidice’s husband, Giuseppe ‘Joe’ Guidice, arrested for DWI, arrest warrant after running into a telephone pole

ByStarcasm Staff

Juicy Guiseppe ‘Joe’ Guidice was out livin’ it up with his wife Teresa, some of the NJ Housewife cast members, and Tamra Barney before he smashed his car into a telephone poll early Thursday morning (January 14). He was taken to Morristown Memorial Hospital for medical treatment and they found his blood alcohol to be…

VIDEO Neil Young performs ‘Pants On The Ground’ on Jimmy Fallon
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VIDEO Neil Young performs ‘Pants On The Ground’ on Jimmy Fallon

ByAsa Hawks

General Larry Platt’s “Pants On The Ground” has taken the nation by storm! DJ Larry P performed the showstopper on American Idol Wednesday night and by Thursday morning there were at least three different remixes going viral! (His performance is here too!)

But all that is just plain silliness. It took the great Canadian Grandfather of Grunge Neil Young to reveal the emotional depths of this song. I almost promise his rendition on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon will bring you to tears:

VIDEO and Myspace PHOTOS Vanessa Wolfe American Idol contestant from Vonore, TN

ByAsa Hawks

American Idol had it’s fair share of showstoppers during the Atlanta Auditions Episode Wednesday night including the incomparable “Pants on the Floor” and “Mugshot” Skiiboski. But, the real sweetheart of the Idol rodeo was Stephanie Wolfe, the 19-year-old bridge-jumping country girl from Vonore, TN that twanged out a Southern-fried version of Bob Dylan’s “Wagon Wheel.” The judges were instantly smitten by HillBillie Holiday’s pipes and personality, giving her the coveted Golden Ticket!

Watch the audition and see pictures of Vanessa before she became American Idolly Parton!

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VIDEO – Jack McBrayer, in character as ’30 Rock’ page Kenneth Parcell, slams NBC on ‘The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien”

ByStarcasm Staff

January 13 was another sassy night during the last days of The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien. Conan, who is punchy from all the , opened with “I’m Conan O’Brien and I’ve been practicing the phrase ‘Who ordered the mocha-cappucino grande?’” But one of the best parts of the night was when Jack McBrayer stopped…

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VIDEO – The internet is on Team Conan: Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube abound with support for CoCo

ByStarcasm Staff

Conan O’Brien will air his last show January 22, a source tells PEOPLE (via PopEater), which will give him a full week to think of new and funnier ways to humiliate NBC on air. Meanwhile, CoCo’s fans, including Starcasm.net, are rallying behind him online via Facebook and Twitter using a political-style poster image created by…

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PHOTOS Producer Ryan Callahan’s wife Stephanie Thorpe files for divorce after The Bachelor scandal

ByAsa Hawks

The fallout from the “inappropriate relationship” scandal on the set of season 14 of The Bachelor goes beyond cast and crew according to Radar Online. The site is reporting that the wife of Ryan Callahan, the producer who allegedly had a fling with contestant Rozlyn Papa, “filed for divorce May 18th 2009 on grounds of irreconcilable differences.” Her name is Stephanie Thorpe and we’ve got photos and angry tweets!

Is Callie Walker from Real World DC fat? Bikini photos don’t lie!

ByAsa Hawks

In last night’s episode of The Real World Washington, D.C. “Ty the Tool” and Texas gal Callie were in a conversation about Playboy when he told her “You don’t have to worry, you’re not skinny enough anyway.”

Uh oh.

His statement has sparked a debate about whether or not society is irrationally judgmental when it comes to a woman’s weight. As with 90% of all problems, we at starcasm believe the problem can be settled with… BIKINI PHOTOS! Check out the fun-spirited Callie for yourself and take the poll!

VIDEO PHOTOS The Bachelor producer Ryan Callahan from the Rozlyn Papa sex scandal
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VIDEO PHOTOS The Bachelor producer Ryan Callahan from the Rozlyn Papa sex scandal

ByAsa Hawks

Radar Online revealed the name of the producer from The Bachelor that was fired for an alleged inappropriate relationship with contestant Rozlyn Papa. (Read all about that “scandal” HERE.) His name is Tim Callahan and he is an experienced television producer that has worked on such shows as The Bachelor, The Bachelorette,and The Cougar. See photos and a video from a matching defunct myspace account for a Ryan Callahan listing “reality television” as his profession! Could this be the studly dude that beat out Jake Pavelka?!?

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Tyler Baltierra’s dad Butch Baltierra’s mug shot and criminal record

ByAsa Hawks

There is so much teen mama drama on MTV’s reality series Teen Mom that is seems impossible someone on the show could distract from it, but that’s exactly what Butch, the uber-mulletted father of Tyler and step-father of Catelynn, did during last night’s episode “Standing Up!” Read all about his crazy storyline and his criminal past, including a possible contender for The Celebrity Mugshot Hall of Fame!

Watch Online MTV’s “Teen Mom” complete episode 6 “Standing Up”

ByAsa Hawks

It’s Wednesday and that means… Teen Mom full episode! Did you miss last night’s episode or just want to watch all the mama drama again? That’s what we’re here for!

A “brief” recap of Teen Mom Episode 6 “Standing Up:” Amber struggles with receiving financial support from Gary and needing to put Leah in daycare. Ryan continues to prove Newton’s First Law: “An object at rest tends to remain at rest.” Meanwhile Maci seems to get bad advice from a relationship counselor that I think has a crush on Ryan. Farrah silences the haters by doing a number of unselfish things including taking Sophia to the library and talking to her estranged sister. Tyler and Catelynn continue to amaze with their ability to deal with an incomprehensibly bizarre situation at home as (let’s see if I can get this right) Tyler’s dad Butch gets in a fight with Catelynn’s mom and comes to stay with his ex-wife (Tyler’s mom). Also, Butch goes to court to see if he can avoid prison after violating his parole.

Click to watch the full episode!

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VIDEO – In what may be his last ‘Tonight Show’ episode, Conan O’Brien’s January 12 monologue unabashedly bashes NBC

ByStarcasm Staff

Conan O’Brien released a statement today saying that he refuses to stay with “The Tonight Show” if it’s moved to a 12:05 a.m. time slot, because really, that wouldn’t make it the “The Tonight Show” anymore, and would lead to the destruction of the show as an institution started by Johnny Carson. Also, he’s justifiably…

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LuAnn deLesseps wants to be the next Kim Zolciak; records a dance single “Money Can’t Buy Class”

ByStarcasm Staff

Kim Zolciak needs to buy herself an extra fancy bottle of wine tonight and a new skin-tight dress to celebrate, because all the Real Housewives want to be her, including New York Mistress of Decorum LuAnn deLesseps. LuAnn, who literally wrote the book on class, recently admitted that she’s already written and recorded a dance…

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Gretchen Rossi is a singer now, releases single “Nothing Without You” for Jeff Bietzel

ByStarcasm Staff

Gretchen Rossi has miserably failed to walk in Kim Zolciak’s fabulous glitter heels by recording a syrupy single, “Nothing Without You,” and quietly releasing it on amazon. Rossi’s song isn’t going to make any itunes hits, or have drunk drag queens dance to it in the club for many reasons. The first reason is that…

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The Bachelor’s Rozlyn Papa has an arrest record!

ByAsa Hawks

Season 14 of The Bachelor has given bloggers a lightning rod of controversy in the form of 28-year-old Rozlyn Papa of Richmond, Virginia. Not only is she at the center of a highly publicized “sex scandal” involving a producer on the show, but now Radar Online has uncovered her previous brushes with the law!

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Who was The Bachelor’s Vienna Girardi’s husband?

ByAsa Hawks

On tonight’s episode of The Bachelor Vienna Girardi revealed that she was engaged to her pastor’s sone for four years and broke off the engagement when she was just 17 years old. Her ex then got married to someone else within a month. Vienna was torn up about it and ran off and eloped with a guy she claims she didn’t even know!

Well, we know him and his name is Joshua William Riley! Read more about their short-lived romance.

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18 Snooki videos from before Jersey Shore!

ByAsa Hawks

Jersey Shore‘s Snooki must have known some time ago she was destined for greatness because she started her own video channel on youtube featuring all sorts of crazy Guidette tomfoolery! Here is the easy-to-browse complete collection of all the Snooki video yumminess with brief commentary from your source for all things Snooki, starcasm.net! There are a couple vintage high school cheerleading vids from her defunct myspace account thrown in as a bonus! 18 total Snooki videos!

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PHOTOS The Bachelor Season 14 winner Vienna Girardi from Myspace and Facebook

ByAsa Hawks

Thanks to Reality Steve, the proverbial cat is out of the bag as far as The Bachelor Season 14 “On the Wings of Love” is concerned. He has revealed the winner to be 23-year-old Vienna Girardi of Sanford, Florida. Click to get a brief bio of the potential future Mrs. Jake Pavelka and see candid photos of the attractive blonde from various social media sites!

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Did Tamra Barney really cheat on Simon?

ByStarcasm Staff

UPDATE Feb. 8, 2010 – Tamra Barney is now dating Simon’s friend Eddie Judge We’ll have to wait until Thursday to watch Tamra publicly take questions about her divorce and infidelity allegations from Simon on Bravo’s Watch What Happens, but in the meantime she’s posted on her Facebook page that all allegations are false. Tamras …

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VIDEO Conan O’Brien addresses Jay Leno controversy on “The Tonight Show”

ByAsa Hawks

There have been all kinds of reports swirling about that Jay Leno will be moving back to his 11:30PM time slot with a half hour show and Conan O’Brien, who replaced Leno as host of The Tonight Show, would be given the choice of either get bumped to midnight or packing his bags and leaving. Here is a video from tonight’s episode of The Tonight Show.

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VIDEO Snooki from Jersey Shore does the weather for WPIX 11

ByAsa Hawks

Is there anything this Jersey girl can’t do?!? Well, besides reach the freezer door…

Jersey Shore‘s diminutive Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi continues to cash in on her 15 minutes and expand her resume, this time by handling weather girl duties on New Tork’s WPIX. Watch the video!

Watch Online Complete Jersey Shore Episode 6 “Boardwalk Blowups” video and recap

ByAsa Hawks

Could Jersey Shore get any more Jersey shore?!? I keep thinking not, but every Thursday I am humbled by these 8 7 cast members’ abilities to raise the Guidodom bar! Last night was no exception (Yeah, I actually tuned into Jersey Shore and flipped over to the Alabama/Texas game during commercials). We meet Vinny’s family, including his VERY Italian mom, Snooki gets hit in the face by a hippo grenade and Ronnie punches some local heckler in the head repeatedly. You know you can’t resist!

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Did Tamra Barney and Simon Barney get a divorce? See the documents!

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Orange County has another marital casualty on their hands as OC matriarch Tamra Barney and her husband Simon Barney officially filed for divorce Wednesday, January 6. Previews for tonight’s episode feature Tamra in tears as she explains that she and Simon are headed for divorce. According to Radar Online Tamra moved…

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Jay Leno moving back to 11:30 Conan O’Brien to midnight or nothing

ByAsa Hawks

NBC late night is about to get a controversial shakeup as Jay Leno will reclaim his 11:30 PM time slot, this according to sources for TMZ. According to the sources, The Jay Leno Show goes on vacation February 1 and Jay will be back in his old 11:30 PM stomping ground after the Olympics. Still…

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VIDEOS Michael Cera and the Jersey Shore cast in the hot tub and fist pumping

ByAsa Hawks

We already reported on Michael Cera’s Jersey Shore makeover where DJ Pauly D Guidoed the hipster actor with his own version of “The Blowout” hairstyle and now we bring you even more Cera/Jersey Shore crossover hilarity as Michael gets a lesson in fist pumping and then everybody gets in a hot tub! It’s Guido-riffic!

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Watch Online Real World Washington D.C. episode 2 “Bipartisan Lovin”

ByAsa Hawks

Serious back-stories abound in Episode 2 of Real World Washington, D.C. as cast members are out of and get left in closets and someone even mentions a cult! The first potential “hook-up” enters the house and the hot tub, Ashley is upset because she smooched on a homosexual man she doesn’t even like – no,…

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PHOTOS The truth behind ‘The Bachelor’ Rozlyn Papa ‘sex scandal’

ByAsa Hawks

There has been a lot of hype over an alleged “sex scandal” involving a female contestant on Season 14 of The Bachelor and one of the show’s producers, an incident that will reportedly be aired on the Monday, January 11th episode. Read a behind-the-scenes account of the scandal and find out the real reason why contestant Rozlyn Papa was booted from the show! Plus, photos of Rozlyn.

Watch Online MTV’s “Teen Mom” complete episode 5 “A Little Help”

ByAsa Hawks

Yup, more mama drama! In Teen Mom Episode 5 “A Little Help” Maci continues to try to make it work with babby daddy Ryan, but Ryan doesn’t seem to want to try at anything. Gary makes a selfless offer even Amber can’t refuse. Farrah gets frustrated by a potential date who sounds like her parents. Catelynn struggles with having given up her daughter for adoption and attends a birth mom retreat in hopes of trying to better come to terms with her decision.

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PHOTOS WTF happened to Danielle Staub?!? Youth in Revolt Premiere

ByAsa Hawks

I was among the first to hop on The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Danielle Staub bashing bandwagon, but that was all in good fun. Drug use, stripping, nasty talk in front of the kids, felony kidnapping… that’s just standard reality show star fare. But, while refreshing a few image sites anxiously waiting for pictures of the Jersey Shore cast at the Youth in Revolt movie premiere in New York (They tweeted they would be there!), the wheels fell off the bashing bandwagon and the LOLs turned into WTFs real quick when I saw a photo of Danielle Staub’s new hair and face:

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VIDEO PHOTOS 526-pound Michael Ventrella is heaviest Biggest Loser ever

ByAsa Hawks

A new season of The Biggest Loser kicked off Tuesday night, marking the beginning of the ninth season of the popular weight loss show. As usual, producers on the show continue to raise the bar and this season features not only the heaviest starting cast of 22 contestants, but it also features the single heaviest contestant ever – 6ft 3in, 526-pound Michael Ventrella from Chicago.

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VIDEO Snooki from Jersey Shore on Jay Leno’s 10 at 10: Pickles, eye-liner and bronzer are in, Bumpits are out!

ByAsa Hawks

The Jersey Shore invasion continues! The latest offensive took place on the Jay Leno Show Monday night as Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was the guest star on Jay’s 10 @ 10 segment. In this video clip Snooki gives details about her New Year’s activities, her favorite junk food and her “best” break-up story.

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Who is Dallas pilot Jake Pavelka, a.k.a. Jake Landrum? Unearthed photos of ABC’s 2010 Bachelor

Bycarrieglass

Was Ali’s walk-out planned? Jake Pavelka is about to soar into the hearts of 25 women tonight before our eyes, but who is this guy? Before Pavelka “got his heart broken” by Jillian Harris on Season 5 of The Bachelorette, he was a pilot from Dallas, and a kinda, sort-of former actor (stage name Jake…

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Farrah Abraham throwback modeling and candid pictures

ByAsa Hawks

18-year-old Farrah Abraham has allowed MTV to document a very difficult part of her life – first on the reality show 16 and Pregnant and now on the series Teen Mom. As implied by the title, 16 and Pregnant followed Farrah, a popular high school student and member of the cheerleading squad at the time, through the course of her teen pregnancy including the judgmental attitudes of most of her friends and the disappointment of her mother and father.

Read a short bio and check out pictures of Farrah from the last two years.

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The Bachelor Season 14: Are two of Jake Pavelka’s bachelorettes lesbians?

ByStarcasm Staff

Was Ali’s walk-out planned? Season 14 of The Bachelor kicks off tonight with sexy pilot Jake Pavelka, and there might be a little scandal in the works right off the bat. After 14 seasons, The Bachelor is finally learning how to score viewers. These past few seasons of building the brands (including The Bachelorette) through…

Watch Online MTV’s “Teen Mom” complete episode 4 “Moving On”

ByStarcasm Staff

The mama drama continues! In MTV’s Teen Mom Episode 4 “Moving On” Amber and Gary’s rocky relationship gets rockier and their future together is in doubt. Catelynn’s mother (and Tyler’s dad) are packing up and moving to Richmond, leaving Catelynn looking for a place to live. Maci visits her college friends and tries to decide whether her baby daddy deserves a second chance. Farrah decides to go on birth control and takes a risk by choosing a device that requires refrigeration.

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PHOTOS Celebrity Big Brother 2010 contestants unveiled and enter the house

ByAsa Hawks

The popular UK show Big Brother will film it’s 11th and final installment this summer, but first up is the celebrified 10th installment that began earlier today. Producers of the show have done a great job of keeping the list of celebrities appearing on the show a secret and had a fun-filled reveal as cast members entered through the iris of a huge eyeball.

Here are photos of all the D-List cast members as they passed through the eyeball.

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PHOTOS JWoww from Jersey Shore Jenni Farley bikini modeling pictures

ByAsa Hawks

Snooki may be the Jersey Shore Guidette getting the most publicity but Jenni “J-Woww” Farley is the Jersey girl that seems to have it all. Not only does she have a smokin’ hot bod complete with huge dragon tattoo, but J-Woww also has a pair of triple-D brass balls that means she won’t back down from anyone or anything! If Brad Ferro had punched Jenni instead of Snooki I can guarantee you she wouldn’t have been curled up in a ball on the floor, she would have flown across the bar and scratched that dude’s eyes out!

Find out more about the multi-faceted J-Woww and take a gander at her jaw-dropping modeling pics from well before she was cast on Jersey Shore!

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Watch Online Complete Jersey Shore Episode 5 “Just Another Day at the Shore”

ByAsa Hawks

Were you too busy partying New Year’s Eve and missed out on the latest misadventures of America’s most and least favorite Guidos and Guidettes? Not to worry! Thanks to starcasm.net and the folks over at MTV, you can watch Jersey Shore Episode 5 “Just Another Day at the Shore” any time you want, as many times as you want!

The fifth episode picks up immediately after the infamous Snooki Punch where we get to see an enraged Vinny almost get arrested, “The Situation” not letting his roommate’s misfortune interfere with his creeping and Snooki bleeding in the bathroom repeatedly pleading, “Oh my God, please don’t tell me I have missing teeth!”

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Brad Ferro Mug shot: What happened to the guy who punched Snooki/Snookers? Did he lose his job?

ByStarcasm Staff

After awesome poofmaster Snooki (affectionately called Snookers or Snickers by her Jersey housemates) got clocked in the face by Brad Ferro, a gym teacher from Queens, he got arrested and hauled off, so what happened to the dude after that? On Jersey Shore Snookers call the jail and found out that Brad Ferro had been…

UPDATE – Did Erika Lauren Wasilewski leave Real World Washington D.C. because she lied about having skin cancer?

ByAsa Hawks

I was doing a little background research on the cast members of MTV’s The Real World Washington, D.C. diligently looking for some skeletons in the closet so I could flex my Pulitzer-worthy journalism muscles when I stumbled onto a thread about Erika Lauren Wasilewski on vevmo.com that made my mind implode! The discussion there started after the web site shabooty.com published an email allegedly from Erika’s former boyfriend Billy who claimed she started telling her friends she had skin cancer shortly after he broke up with her back in 2006.

Erika reportedly left the show in the middle of the season and some speculate it was partially because her roommates caught wind of the cancer lie.

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PHOTOS, VIDEO – Rihanna is rockin’ New Year’s Eve 2010 with Carson Daly and Jay-Z

ByStarcasm Staff

Rihanna pre-taped her New Year’s Eve performances airing tonight on “New Year’s Eve with Carson Daly” 12 days ago on a snowy December 19. She performed “Wait Your Turn” and “Run This Town” with Jay-Z at Rockefeller Center in NYC while showing off her figure and wearing a festive New Year’s Eve hat that might…

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Real World Washington, D.C. Ashley Lindley myspace and twitter photos

ByAsa Hawks

MTV’s 23rd season of their Real World franchise launched tonight, this time in the nation’s capitol of Washington, D.C. As usual, the first episode featured a cacophony of memorable moments and characters as eight strangers from all over the country came together for the first time in the house they will be sharing for the next six months. There were religious debates, an outing of a homosexual, panda hats and an overabundance of flirting as Andrew, Ashely, Callie, Emily, Erika, Josh, Mike and Ty decided where they were going to sleep and who they were going to drive crazy.

Though there were some interesting characters present, the politically-charged hotness of Ashley Lindley from Houston, Texas seems to have garnered the most internet buzz immediately following the season premiere. The Portuguese hottie not only looked good as she talked about wanting to sleep naked, she also showed she was drama-ready and fully prepared to get in the thick of things, creating and sustaining the kind of drama this sort of show thrives on. She’s got attitude, religion and political fervor – that’s a recipe for some serious reality entertainment!