Korean speed skater Ho-Suk Lee gets turned around while racing in the men’s Short Track 500m semi-final of the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Games against Francois-Louis Tremblay (L) of Canada, Apolo Anton Ohno (2nd R) of the USA and Yoon-Gy Kwak (R) of Korea.
This video clip is why God made reality television! Or at least why Bravo did…
Watch what Vanity Fair contributing editor George Wayne does and says after friend Kelly Cutrone hands him a crystal left over from a fashion show in this clip from Kell on Earth.
Australian speed skater Tatiana Borodulina was more like Troniana in an outfit inspired by the cult classic 1982 Disney science fiction film! Check out photos of Tatiana’s geektacular get-up and see how it holds up against the most famous Tron suit of all time!
Ice dancing mania is sweeping the world as couples in elaborate costumes perform their high-speed acrobatics on ice at the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics. Basically Arctic ballroom dancing, ice dancing is the graceful and beautiful union of man and woman in motion. Sometimes.
This here post is about the other times! The times that the unforgiving camera captures that split second between elegant maneuvers – the awkward and sometime hilarious moments that can be missed by forgiving television cameras. Here are my Top Ten Funniest Ice Dancing Moments from the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver! We will start with number 10 and work our way to the top. I’ll offer a title of the maneuver and a brief description for each.
Without further ado….
Outspoken and flamboyant Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko lost out on his bid to be the first man to win back-to-back gold medals since Dick Button did it in 1948 and 1952, and he was none too happy about it! But, instead of crying over spilled milk, Evgeni needs to think about returning to the Evgenius that inspired this drag king boby-builder exhibition routine from the 2001 World Championships!
I’m not sure exactly how to describe this – It’s either dog sledding with more horsepower or horse racing with less brain power. Either way, it’s just further evidence what happens when you mix together extremely cold weather, boredom and white people.
The salvation of two colliding worlds depends on one soul…
JAKE SULLEEEE!!!
This installment of Kname Those Knockers features a the ta-tas of a woman who…
• Knamed one of her Knockers “Blake”
• Was recently in court for assault charges
• Is attending her goddaughter’s birthday in this photo
• Recently had Knocker enhancement surgery
• Just founded her own record label called Lioness Records
• Spent a huge chunk of last year in St Lucia
• Likes a little heroine in her cotton candy
Give up? (C’mon, this was an easy one!)
Students at Olathe Northwest High School in Olathe, Kansas decided they would try to imitate the infamous Prank Wars Half Court Shot Prank video in which College Humor’s Streeter blindfolded Amir and let him take a half court shot at a basketball game for a chance at $500,000. The joke was on Amir as the crowd had been told to react as though the shot went in regardless, so when Amir missed badly to the left, the crowd erupted and of course the poor boy thought he had won.
Contrary to popular belief, they do have internet in Kansas and some students were inspired by the infamous half court prank and they decided to pull the same joke on science teacher and girls basketball coach, Joel Branstrom. Watch the hilarious video as Joel Branstrom turns the table and proves once again, you have to wake up pretty early to get the best of a science teacher!
Venetian Princess is a brilliant comedienne who merged delicious pop culture worlds when she married a Ke$ha’s “TiK ToK’ parody with a Snooki Spoof. Starting off with the classic line “Wake up in the morning, gonna find a guido,” VP doesn’t miss a detail, from the bronzer, to the poof, and pickles, she’s got a…
The NBC Conan O’Brien tee shirt – everything is fine and dandy when you’re coming, not so great when you’re going.
Join the cast in watching a collection of the funniest Jersey Shore spoof videos from the internet, late night talk show and Saturday Night Live! Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, J-Woww, Ronnie, Vinny and Sammi “Sweetheart” laugh and fist pump as they watch such classics as Bobby Bottleservice, a Jersey Shore Christmas on Jimmy Kimmel, the Funny or Die video and of course the SNL Weekend Update skit mocking Snooki! Plus, much more including hilarious snippets from the cast’s audition tapes!
Radar Online has the first picture of golfer Tiger Woods to surface since the day after Thanksgiving when he smashed his SUV into a tree and a whole bunch of mistresses fell out! It’s a blurry photo taken of Tiger at a sexual addiction clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. The golfer is seen in shorts and a tee shirt with a hat and a hoodie sweatshirt over his head. He appears to be drinking a large cup of Cheaterade.
The prize goes to The National Enquirer, who were the ones who broke the first Tiger Woods mistress story with their expose on Rachel Uchitel. The latest issue of the magazine has multiple Tiger photos and an article detailing his day-to-day life after enrolling in the Gentle Path program, part of Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services.
But don’t think for a second we’re going to allow The National Enquirer to show us up! We have a crack team of investigative reporters as well and we have our own Tiger Woods photograph! Click to see history in the making!
James Cameron has directed the two top grossing films of all time with Titanic and Avatar, and it looks like number three is just around the corner! Cameron premiered a digital short of his latest project for an awestruck Lorne Michaels on the January 16 episode of Saturday Night Live.
Avatar was cool and all that, but the special effects of Laser Cats 5 make that movie look like claymation from the ’70s! But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself!
Just in time for their NFL playoff clash with the New York Jets this weekend, San Diego Chargers’ running back LaDanian Tomlinson pulled the ultimate jinx maneuver and recorded a cheesy music video. But, even though I am pulling for the Chargers, I have to admit it’s perty dang funny! Check out LT as he walks you through his version of the Electric Slide called the “LT Slide!”
The Tea Party Movement has a new theme song! No, it’s not by Ted Nugent. Nope, it’s not by Kid Rock either. The new anthem putting smiles on everyone pushing for Webster’s to include “Obamacare” in their next official lexicon is “We the People” by Ray Stevens!
We already reported on Michael Cera’s Jersey Shore makeover where DJ Pauly D Guidoed the hipster actor with his own version of “The Blowout” hairstyle and now we bring you even more Cera/Jersey Shore crossover hilarity as Michael gets a lesson in fist pumping and then everybody gets in a hot tub! It’s Guido-riffic!
Ever wonder what the world would be like if George Lucas made reality television shows? Or if MTV made classic science fiction movies?
Me either. I have no idea why I did these. But, I DID! Here are some collectible trading cards from the alternate universe mashing up a galaxy far, far away with the boardwalk just across the river. It’s the world of Ewops, Tattoo-ine and partying at the Mos Jersey Cantina. A wonderful place where the stress of saving the universe over and over is replaced by the relative ease of hooking up with random hot Guidos and Guidettes over and over.
Though there are numerous beautiful characters and things from the offspring of Star Wars and Jersey Shore, I’ve managed to whittle it down to the Top 5, and here they are!
Someone broke into Jon Gosselin’s New York City apartment, taking a bunch of crap and slicing up “shoes, shirts, luggage, bed, curtain, rugs and other furnishings” with a knife before spearing a note to Jon on his dresser referring to him as a “cheater” and signed with Hailey Glassman’s name. Police have interviewed Hailey (Jon’s former girlfriend) but the general consensus is that she was framed by someone else.
I disagree! I think it actually was Hailey Glassman and this is just the first step in a sinister series of events that could possibly end with Jon Gosselin’s heart exploding!
Tiger Woods is losing sponsors and endorsements left and right as his squeaky clean image continues to tarnish thanks to a deluge of mistresses and details about his adulterous transgressions continue to surface. But, one company has decided to stand by their man! In addition to the above statement of “Tag Heuer stands with Tiger Woods,” Tag Heuer watches has also said, “the partnership with Tiger Woods will continue … but we will downscale the use of his image in certain markets for a period of time, depending on his decision about returning to professional golf. We will continue to actively support the Tiger Woods Foundation.”
Not exactly a ringing endorsement, but an endorsement nonetheless! In a show of good faith to their celebrity spokesman, the company plans to launch a brand new, limited edition Tiger Woods watch and an entirely new campaign to be featured exclusively in mens’ magazines and commercials during Ultimate Fighting Championship events. We here at starcasm are proud to have an exclusive preview of the watch and the new ad campaign!
It appears as though The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Lynne Curtin has finally done something exciting! No, she hasn’t replaced her twin brother Steven Tyler as lead singer of Aerosmith – she and her husband Frank Curtin skipped out on a court appearance in Southern California yesterday. Orange County’s Randy and Evi Quaid were supposed to address questions regarding the $1.2 million they owed a former business partner stemming from an earlier settlement.
According to TMZ.com a Riverside County, California judge has “issued a bench warrant for both Lynne and Frank’s arrest.”
Thanks to all of you gossip-hungry surfers who continue to make this a fun endeavor! I hope whichever kind of holiday you might be celebrating is a happy one!
As for me – not publishing those compromising photos of Santa stolen off his laptop should secure my spot on the “nice” list. Remember Santa – when it comes to flat screen televisions, you can’t get too big!
Click to see your Christmas card!
Is there anything more graceful than the fluid artistry of a talented figure skater? It is human beauty and dignity floating before our eyes in a seemingly effortless display of poetry in motion, and I thought I might take a brief moment to step away from the brutal and ugly side of humanity usually talked about at length on this blog and pay tribute to the quiet majesty that is the fine art of figure skating.
Just like most of the world,
Christopher Robins had no idea
what was really going on.
I was doing some Tiger Woods research (imagine that) when I ran across this image. At first I thought it was a Photoshop joke, but after looking into it I discovered it’s completely legit! Tiger and Snoop Dogg swapped places back in 2005 and Tiger supposedly recorded a couple rap tracks. Check out more photos from the event and see a starcasm exclusive glimpse into the future of Tiger the rap star!
You won’t believe your eyes! Perhaps all this mistress stuff was just part of some diabolical plan?
A glimpse into the future – a brighter future without the judgmental conservatism that frowns upon those individuals living the Tiger Woods mistress lifestyle.
Here is a dramatic photo from the moment actor Tom Cruise realized just how bad Valkyrie was. Or maybe he’s starting a new religion called Suicientology? Keep reading to find out the real answer.
We’ve all seen it coming for some time and judging from this photo taken of Nicole Kidman at the UK film premiere for the film Nine in London the moment has arrived! Forget Chaz Bono and trans-gendering, Nicole has taken celebrity transformation to a whole new level by actually becoming a doll!
I’m not sure how to introduce this little gem. Sanjay Gupta was doing a piece on CNN about the benefits of exer-gaming for patients with Parkinson’s disease when I noticed this dude, who seemed to be REALLY good at whatever game he was playing.
There are rumors that one or more of the many security cameras on Tiger Wood’s property captured his infamous car accident and some of the events that led up to it, but none of the actual tapes have surfaced and probably won’t until police obtain a warrant. But, the wonderful folks over in China have filled in the visual blanks for us!
Not to be outdone, a suburban American acting troupe gets in on the fun as well!
Actors Alec Baldwin and Mary-Louise Parker were photographed on Thanksgiving hanging out together in Washington Square Park in New York City, sparking rumors that the two single superstars might be dating!
Plus, see the starcasm.net exclusive scoop on a potential new Baldwin/Parker television show!
I guess I should have seen this one coming when I saw the Muppets singing Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody!” (Haven’t seen that yet? I’ll include it at the bottom.) Anyway, the man-kissing, woman crotch-grabbing explicit network performer we all know and love plans on ushering in a new, forward-thinking and open-minded Sesame Street.
Natalie Portman wore a McBlobby purple dress on the red carpet at the premiere of her latest movie “Brothers” in New York City November 22, 2009.
I saw the trailer for this movie, which also stars Tobey MaGuire and Jake Gyllenhaal, and it didn’t look like the kind of movie you would wear a McDonald’s Grimace dress to promote. Maybe this was some sort of anti-meat protest by the famously vegetarian Natalie Portman?
Click to find out how this is possible!
There’s been a lot of hub-bub surrounding the choice of images for the most recent Newsweek cover story on Sarah Palin. Instead of going with a serious, professional photo of the former Alaskan governor the magazine chose to use a photo taken for Runner’s World magazine featuring Sarah Palin in a jogging suit top and…
Thanks to the rapid speed of the internet and social networking sites like Twitter it’s now possible to become illiterate overnight. So, if you’re like me and found yourself staring in confusion at TWILF this and #TWILF that on your computer screen today, I’m here to help! TWILF is the latest addition to the acronym…
Hilarious cinematic trailer mash-up mating Tarantino’s canines and the most famous under-aged radioactive amphibians of all time!
Ever wonder how Lindsay Lohan experiences time? Now you can know for yourself with this hand-crafted wristwatch from the fine jewelry department at starcasm.net! (WARNING! Could sorta bum you out.)
Here’s the challenge: Five of the six mugshots above are from members of the Mohler family from Missouri, arrested this week for a series of unspeakably heinous crimes involving their own children. The other is a Baldwin, who is only guilty of a few heinous movies, drug possession, auto theft and being a Baldwin. Can…
It’s not just egotistical portraits over his bed, Alex Rodriguez actually IS a centaur! Starcasm.net investigators have uncovered this rare photo of the New York Yankees third baseman in his equine form! The photo seems to be from earlier this year when A-Rod was still dating Madonna. This photo proves three rumors: 1. Alex Rodriguez…
Taylor Swift’s charming performance on Saturday Night Live included surprisingly pleasant musical performances, numerous Kanye West references, downright cute skits and this prerecorded trailer for Firelight that pokes a little fun at the popularity of vampires and the Twilight Saga movies: In an earlier Twilight post I mentioned that Taylor Lautner’s portrayal of a werewolf…
It had to happen! Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costumes were so great it appears she got a phone call from Disney to star in a remake of the 1937 classic Snow White! Thanks to the Disney Corporation’s close ties to the Starcasm Corporation we were able to obtain this exclusive sneak peek: There’s no word if…
Hot Mormon women are taking over the world! First there was the The Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of Motherhood 12-month wall calendar featuring a dozen scantily-clad Mormon mommas in various seasonally themed pinup poses sharing their favorite muffin recipes, and now the racy Mormoms have invaded Youtube with their own video channel! That’s right,…
Professional tennis player and all around hottie Maria Sharapova was in attendance at the T-Mobile and Ericsson Celebrate Halloween event held in Canoga Park, California. The highlight of the shindig was a Maria Sharapova look-a-like contest and the lucky young woman above was the winner. Before I get flooded with emails, let me defend myself…
Check out these 12 pinup photos of some hot Mormon mommas that want to have a little fun and also share some muffin recipes with you! Sexy, scantily clad women making muffins? I think it’s time I started doing a little more research into the Latter Day Saints! The Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of…
Matilda set off adorable alarms all over the city while walking to school in the rain Thursday. Holding hands with mom Michelle Williams in a yellow rain slicker, pink boots and umbrella, Matilda looked like she walked right off a canister of Morton Salt! Barbie, Strawberry Shortcake and Tinkerbell have recently gotten a modern face-lift,…
Welcome to a world where beauty eats braaaaiinns! Following on the heels of the successful 2009 12-month zombie babe effort, myzombiepinup.com has a brand new batch of foolish ghoulish make-you-droolish drop undead gorgeous rotted hotties for their 2010 My Zombie Pinup wall calendar! Straight out of a Cryptoria’s Secret catalog, these yummy unwrapped mummies pose…
Texas couple Dan and Alejandra Borris teamed up to create the immensely popular 2009 calendar featuring canines doing yoga poses and now they are back with a fresh batch of pooch posturing for their 2010 Yoga Dogs wall calendar! Check out Tiny the chihuahua doing the Kukkutasan (Rooster Pose) or Duke the golden retriever finding…
I think everyone knows someone who knows someone this has happened to. My close friend was Wii boxing with his son on Christmas day when his remote went through his brand new widescreen plasma screen TV. Given how often this seems to happen it seems only logical that there would be a video camera rolling…
Here’s video proof that office supplies can be so environmentally friendly that they’re downright loveable! It’s perfect! Well, aside from the all-chocolate Trix cereal left all over your desk… via Vimeo Subscribe to Starcasm by Email
Paris Fashion Week is coming to a close and once again we are left to sort through the pictures and videos of hundreds and hundreds of mostly skinny women wearing clothes ranging from the well-crafted mundane to the absolutely bizarre. This post will focus on the latter as I try to compile the Top Ten…
Levi Johnston is sneaking up on us, trying to carve out a celebrity career based on fathering a baby with the daughter of Alaska’s former governor (A.K.A. the Lady Who Screwed up John McCain’s Chance to be President). Kathy Griffin really helped boost his fledgling famewh*re career when she escorted him to the Teen’s Choice…
If you don’t want the dramatic build up, fast forward to the 1:30 mark: This is one of those moments you could make a movie about! It wouldn’t be about the specific moment when Otter Valley high school football player Casey Babcock spiked a live ball, giving Mt. Mansfield the win, but the next 20…
For some reason former San Diego All-Pro linebacker Junior Seau thought it would be a good idea to get in the ring at a Professional Bull Rider’s Invitational over the weekend in Ontario, CA. Junior gets intimate with el toro at the 1:00 mark. Though that bull doesn’t look all that much bigger or tougher…
In this week’s episode the designers had to make an outfit for their models to wear to a special event which would have a number of fashion bigwigs in attendance. The goal was to create a look that accentuated the unique qualities of the particular model and to make them stand out in a crowd…
This is a hilarious mashup of two recent unprofessional and disruptive outbursts. Kanye is NOT afraid to take his feelings about “Single Ladies” to Washington! He will make his preferences known! And Obama will gently shoot him down. Subscribe to Starcasm by Email
Is there a dance move this kid doesn’t know?!? I think not! He’s channeling John Travolta, Michael Jackson, Rerun and James Brown! This was like watching an entire season of Dancing with the Stars in under three minutes! And I love the contrast of the girl in blue, who is there to constantly remind you…
Week Three of Project Runway was titled “Rumble on the Runway” and required the designers to divide up into teams of two to design a surf inspired look and an avant-garde companion piece. The designers headed to the beach and we were treated to Tim Gunn in flip flops before half of the designers (chosen…
Badonkalicious reality star Kim Kardashian has signed a deal to release her own fragrance. Working with “Power by 50 Cent” creators Lighthouse Beauty (Shouldn’t that be Lighthouse Booty?), the plans are to have the perfume on shelves sometime in 2010. The chief executive of Brand Asset Group (Heh heh, “asset”) Chris Lighty tells Women’s Wear…
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