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PHOTOS Maggie Rizer wears peek-a-boob dress to ‘From Paris With Love’ premiere

ByAsa Hawks

Model Maggie Rizer must be very excited about the upcoming Super Bowl because she gave photographers at the New York Premiere of From Paris With Love her own version of a Janet Jackson halftime show! The 32-year-old Rizer either skimped on adhesive or seriously overestimated the abilities of a thin, loose-fitting ribbon of fabric to prevent everyone from seeing the contents of her hope chest.

Click for the photo and to read more about the amazingly tragic story of Maggie Rizer.

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PHOTOS WTF happened to Danielle Staub?!? Youth in Revolt Premiere

ByAsa Hawks

I was among the first to hop on The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Danielle Staub bashing bandwagon, but that was all in good fun. Drug use, stripping, nasty talk in front of the kids, felony kidnapping… that’s just standard reality show star fare. But, while refreshing a few image sites anxiously waiting for pictures of the Jersey Shore cast at the Youth in Revolt movie premiere in New York (They tweeted they would be there!), the wheels fell off the bashing bandwagon and the LOLs turned into WTFs real quick when I saw a photo of Danielle Staub’s new hair and face:

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PHOTOS Madonna’s sexy tough look at the NYC ‘Nine’ Premiere with daughter Lourdes Leon

ByAsa Hawks

Madonna scared a lot of folks a few months ago when photos of her overly toned arms made the viral rounds on the internet. But, the Queen of Pop and Fitness has learned from her mistakes and wore a pair bicep-high black glove to the premiere of Nine in New York City last night. In addition to the arm leggings, Madonna wore a tight and tough lacy black corset dress that makes her look like some sort of boudoir super-heroine – and I mean that in a really good way!

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PHOTOS Nicole Kidman completes transition into Barbie doll

ByAsa Hawks

We’ve all seen it coming for some time and judging from this photo taken of Nicole Kidman at the UK film premiere for the film Nine in London the moment has arrived! Forget Chaz Bono and trans-gendering, Nicole has taken celebrity transformation to a whole new level by actually becoming a doll!

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PHOTO What Val Kilmer would look like if he ate Val Kilmer

ByAsa Hawks

When I was scrolling through the American Music Awards red carpet photos I saw this one and thought to myself, “That’s nice. Chastity Bono was at the American Music Awards.” Wrong! That thar is Val Kilmer! That’s right, the once svelte poor man’s Brad Pitt is frighteningly close to becoming the masculine equivalent of Kirstie Alley. Oh, and he was with Fifty Cent because they’re working on a movie togther.

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PHOTOS Natalie Portman wears a Grimace dress to “Brothers” Premiere?

ByAsa Hawks

Natalie Portman wore a McBlobby purple dress on the red carpet at the premiere of her latest movie “Brothers” in New York City November 22, 2009.

I saw the trailer for this movie, which also stars Tobey MaGuire and Jake Gyllenhaal, and it didn’t look like the kind of movie you would wear a McDonald’s Grimace dress to promote. Maybe this was some sort of anti-meat protest by the famously vegetarian Natalie Portman?

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PHOTO Candis Cayne’s afro at the 2009 American Music Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Could this be the first trans-gendered afro ever photographed on a red carpet?!? Actress Candis Cayne (Formerly actor Brendan McDaniel) really let her hair up upon arriving at the 2009 American Music Awards in Los Angeles Sunday night! WHOAH!! Actually, to be fair to Candis, she was just snapped in an awkward moment flipping her…

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PHOTOS Rihanna at the 2009 American Music Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Rhianna wore a racy and revealing outfit during her performance of “Wait Your Turn” and “Hard” at the 2009 American Music Awards in Los Angeles. From a distance the outfit looked to be a brown and white striped body suit, but upon closer inspection it’s revealed to be a white stripe and bare Rihanna body suit! Mmmmm…nekkid stripes.

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PHOTOS 2009 American Music Awards Shakira and Selena Gomez from the red carpet

ByAsa Hawks

The American Music Awards are underway and the red carpet pictures are starting to flow in! To kick off the party are two lovely young ladies with knockout red carpet looks! First up is Shakira, who managed to avoid her usual flirtation with trashy and looked fabulous in a snug bright yellow strapless dress. The only thing this super-fine She Wolf was flirting with was the photographer! And second is 17-year-old Selena Gomez, who looked adorably charming as usual in a short loose shiny silver sequin dress.

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VIDEO – PHOTOS Fergie and the Black-Eyed Peas at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

ByAsa Hawks

The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featured performances by musical group The Black-Eyed Peas featuring lead singer and all-around hottie Fergie, who performed in a teal green teddy with a flowing waste cape: In addition to performing live in lingerie, Fergie was also smokin’ hot on the red carpet prior to the runway show, wearing…

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PHOTOS Heidi Klum before and after pregnancy at 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

ByAsa Hawks

Heidi Klum (actually, it’s officially Heidi Samuel now) looked fantastic on the red carpet and on the runway at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show held at the Lexington Armory, in New York City, NY on November 19, 2009. Why is it worth mentioning that Heidi looked fantastic when she has made a living looking fantastic for the last 17 years? Because she just gave birth to daughter Lou Samuel on October 9th! That means the German supermodel and host of Lifetime’s Project Runway was back in runway shape in less than six weeks!

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PHOTOS Katy Perry looking less undead at Samsung Behold II Premiere Launch Event

ByAsa Hawks

In a previous post I expressed my concern over the formerly vivacious and effervescent Katy Perry seemingly having her soul sucked out of her by vampire/boyfriend Russell Brand, but Katy showed up at the Samsung Behold II Premiere Launch Event held at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood Wednesday looking slightly more alive!

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PHOTOS Jack Black supports Arts Education…by pole dancing?

ByAsa Hawks

Jack Black unleashed his Macho Libre with a pole dancing demonstration at the Creative Arts Fair held at the Barker Hangar In Santa Monica, California on November 15th. The Fair was held to support P.S. ARTS & Restoration of Arts Education in Public Schools and also to promote enlightenment through the ancient sexy art of…

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PHOTOS Blake Lively bares chest at ‘The Private Lives of Pippa Lee’ Premiere

ByAsa Hawks

It was “Girls Gone Lively” at the New York Premiere of The Private Lives of Pippa Lee Sunday night. Actress Blake Lively wants everyone to know her 22-year-old gossip girls don’t need a bra and she proved it with a sternum-revealing neckline that plunged and plunged and plunged… (If this look were a black and…

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PHOTOS Twilight New Moon Madrid photocall Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Taylor Lautner

ByAsa Hawks

Pictures of the Twilight trinity Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner from Madrid looking darker and better than ever! Kristen Stewart looks downright not horribly awkward!

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PHOTOS Zooey Deschanel on the red carpet at the Behind the Camera Awards

ByAsa Hawks

I’d like to thank Zooey Deschanel for brightening up my Monday morning with her happy-inducing countenance and “Walking on Sunshine” demeanor! I have no idea what the 4th Annual Hamilton Behind the Camera Awards are, but Zooey was there looking like her usual enlightened spritely self and that alone is story enough for me! Here…

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga’s ridiculous look at the ACE Awards leads to death of a photographer?

ByAsa Hawks

Lady Gaga was at the ACE awards to receive the Stylemaker Award and she wore a typically absurd outfit to the affair. Lady G’s latest surreal fashion statement consisted of a dark top with white bottoms and fishnet stockings, all dusted in a white powder. On her feet were bizarre high-heeled platform shoes with heels…

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PHOTOS Noah Cyrus wears a Miley Cyrus Halloween costume

ByAsa Hawks

It appears that Noah Cyrus is following right in her older sister’s leather knee-high stripper bootsteps. Here are some photos of the 9-year-old sibling of Miley Cyrus in costume at the 16th Annual Dream Halloween held at The Barker Hangar at the Santa Monica Airport on October 24th, 2009. Accompanying her in a few of…

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PHOTOS Tara Reid at the Blackberry Bold launch in Germany

ByAsa Hawks

Could this be the beginning of a Tara Reidvergnügen ad campaign by Blackberry Germany? Or maybe Tara Reid just stumbled in from her Oktoberfest celebration and the photographers didn’t know any better? Either way, the result is a series of photographs of AlcoHall of Fame inductee Tara Reid modeling the new Blackberry Bold phone in…

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PHOTOS Twilight Saga New Moon premiere photocall at The Rome International Film Festival

ByAsa Hawks

More New Moon pictures from the 4th Rome International Film Festival! I already posted photos of the Twilight cast members strutting down the red carpet and here are some more of the vamps and lycanthropes after they made it inside and posed for cameras close-up. Included are mugshots of Jamie Campbell Bower, Charlie Bewley, Cameron…

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PHOTOS Twilight Saga New Moon cast at the Rome International Film Festival

ByAsa Hawks

And so it begins. Cast members of The Twilight Saga: New Moon were on hand for a special preview and behind-the-scenes screening of the much-anticipated sequel to Twilight at the 4th Rome International Film Festival on October 22, 2009. In attendance were Ana Caterina Morariu, Cameron Bright, Charlie Bewley, Jamie Campbell Bower, Melissa Rosenberg and…

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PHOTOS Starcasm fave Miss California Tami Farrell at the First Annual Noble Awards

ByAsa Hawks

I was suffering from a serious case of the Mondays when I ran across a 5-foot 9-inch tall can o’ Blues-Away in the form of Miss California Tami Farrell! She showed up at the First Annual Noble Awards in Beverly Hills on Sunday in a lemon yellow dress made out of curtain sheers and proudly…

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PHOTOS Top 5 sexiest arrivals at Spike TV’s Scream 2009 Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Spike TV is honoring the best in fantasy, sci-fi, comics and horror with its Scream 2009 awards and starcasm is honoring the top five sexiest checkerboard carpet arrivals at the event! Megan Fox was supposed to be in attendance promoting both Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen and Jennifer’s Body, but she must have skipped…

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PHOTOS Jaime King rocks a Marilyn Mon-fro at Spike TV’s SCREAM 2009

ByAsa Hawks

For better or worse, model and actress Jaime King stole the show at Spike TV’s SCREAM 2009 red carpet event, sporting an elegantly HUGE blond bed head and wearing a dress made from Balloon Boy’s UFO. Her Marilyn Mon-fro is either a completely ridiculous ‘do fail or a wacky and fun Gaga-esque tress success. The…

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PHOTOS Who’s Who of Who’s Not – 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards

ByAsa Hawks

How do I even begin to describe the retina-burning fashion and style atrocities that walked down the red carpet at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards? At first I was excited to have a fantastically awkward photo of Paris Hilton looking like an advertisement for some sort of new ultra-thin number-two-absorbing adult diaper, but…

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PHOTOS Jim Carrey is now Jim Hairy Carrey!

ByAsa Hawks

I am guessing by these latest photos of Jim Carrey that there is a new Wolfman movie in the works? Maybe another Shaggy D.A.? Or maybe he’s just channeling his inner Steve Earle? Whatever the reason, Hairy Face Ventura was styling with girlfriend Jenny McCarthy at the UCLA Department of Neurosurgery’s “Visionary Ball 2009” held…

PHOTOS ‘Whip It’ Hollywood premiere with Drew Barrymore, Steven Spielberg, Ellen Page and more!
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PHOTOS ‘Whip It’ Hollywood premiere with Drew Barrymore, Steven Spielberg, Ellen Page and more!

ByAsa Hawks

Drew Barrymore’s much-anticipated directorial debut Whip It premiered at The Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California on September 29th, 2009. Drew was once again a knockout, this time wearing an appropriately aggressive figure-flattering skin-tight black leather dress with a flash of red down the back that matched her 47-inch stiletto heels! Rawr! Oh, and I…

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PHOTOS JANUARY JONES 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards red carpet

ByAsa Hawks

Mad Men star January Jones dressed her 1950s Barbie doll self in an oddball outfit for the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards. It sort of looks like a Fendi Whataburger purse converted into a dress, with silver brads, geometric leatherwork, wings and even a triangular tramp stamp window that lets us know January is waaaay too…

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PHOTOS OLIVIA WILDE 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards red carpet backless dress

ByAsa Hawks

House‘s Olivia Wilde is currently ranked #1 on Maxim’s Hot 100 and she wanted to show everyone why at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards! Her backless gown was one of the most controversial outfits worn to the event because 80% of it wasn’t really there. The dress was comprised of an opalescent white floral patterned…

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PHOTOS BLAKE LIVELY’s plunging neckline 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards red carpet

ByAsa Hawks

Gossip Girl star Blake Lively must have been confused about what award show she was attending because she was showing off her golden globes at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards last night! Her seriously plunging neckline will all but guarantee her breasts receive an Emmy nomination for best unsupported actresses. Not that anyone would notice,…

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PHOTOS 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards red carpet CHRISTINA HENDRICKS

ByAsa Hawks

The full-figured Christina Hendricks knows how to pack a dress! The red-headed actress keeps the tongues wagging as secretary extraordinaire Joan Holloway on AMC’s hit show Mad Men, and she did the same thing on the 2009 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards red carpet last night in a beautifully textured form-fitting blue gown! Welcome to…

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PHOTOS 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards red carpet DREW BARRYMORE

ByAsa Hawks

Drew Barrymore looked like the Belle of the Ball walking the red carpet at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards Sunday night! Grey Gardens‘ always-stylish Edith “Little Edie” Beale would have been proud of Drew’s lovely froo-froo pink princess gown, and even prouder of the spirit in which she wore it. The always-refreshing Drew Barrymore can…

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PHOTOS 2009 61st Emmy Awards Red Carpet CHRISTINA APPLEGATE

ByStarcasm Staff

Welcome to our comprehensive coverage of the 2009 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards red carpet! We will be posting up pictures of all you favorite actors and actresses as soon as they are available to us. Christina Applegate stepped onto the red carpet wearing one of the more fashionably daring outfits of the evening. She…

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PHOTOS 2009 Emmy Awards red carpet KIM KARDASHIAN and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN

ByAsa Hawks

Welcome to our comprehensive coverage of the 2009 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards red carpet! We will be posting up pictures of all you favorite actors and actresses as soon as they are available to us. Next up are two of the three Kardashian sisters – Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian. Kim is just as…

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PHOTOS and VIDEO 2009 Emmy Awards red carpet HEIDI KLUM and SEAL

ByAsa Hawks

Welcome to our coverage of the 2009 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards red carpet! We will be posting up pictures of all you favorite actors and actresses as soon as they are available to us. We just got the first batch in, so we’ll get the ball rolling with the VERY pregnant supermodel and host…

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PHOTOS Megan Fox at a Jennifer’s Body fan event in Hollywood

ByAsa Hawks

In lieu of any real news, here are more hot photos of Megan Fox. The Mega-Fox soothed masculine eyeballs by attending a promotional fan event at Hollywood & Highland in Hollywood, California on September 16th, 2009 to promote her new movie Jennifer’s Body. Also in attendance were music group Panic at the Disco, as well…

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2009 VMA PHOTOS The Lady Gaga red carpet and stage costume gallery

ByAsa Hawks

  Lady Gaga has a good deal of musical talent, but it pales in comparison to her marketing genius! Aside from Pink and Shakira wearing the exact same dress, Lady Gaga had the top five most talked about outfits at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards last night. Lady “G” arrived in a black gothic…

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2009 VMA MTV Video Music Awards Red Carpet Photos Beyonce Taylor Swift plus more!

ByAsa Hawks

Red carpet photos from the 2009 Video Music Awards! These are the first batch of photos to come in on Fame Pictures, and they’re great! It starts with Taylor Swift looking inhumanly long and thin – like a living art deco poster – and concludes with the opposite end of the spectrum with the curvalicious…

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FASHION FAIL Jennifer Connelly as Spongeconnelly Squaredress

ByAsa Hawks

Maybe it’s just an optical illusion caused by recently staring at the curvaceous Kelly Brook too long, but it appears to me that an idiot fashion designer out there has miraculously come up with a dress that somehow completely sucks the hotness out of Jennifer Connelly. Look at this outfit she wore to the Toronto…