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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s new boyfriend Kris Humphries is really, really tall

Normally it’s a good thing to have a significant other you can look up to, but Kim Kardashian may be taking that notion to the extreme by dating NBA player Kris Humphries! Keep reading for photos of Fee-fi-fo-fumphries and Lil Kim at the NBA All-Star Weekend Party presented by Ciroc Vodka yesterday.

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PHOTOS Avril Lavigne at 2011 BRIT Awards looking downright… adorable!

Little rockin’ rebel Avril Lavigne was across the pond for the 2011 BRIT Awards earlier tonight and the 26-year-old singer/actress looked all of 17-years-old in her little black dress with bejeweled breastplate and Muppet fabric skirt. Keep reading to see the photos for yourself – I’ve even included one of Avril with the teenagerest person on the planet so you can see how perfect they look together!

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PHOTOS Jessie J flashes panties in emerald microskirt at 2011 BRIT Awards

Just before introducing herself to the world with the release of her debut album Who You Are, singer Jessie J almost introduced the world to her little sister, Vuhjay J on the red carpet at the 2011 BRIT Awards! Keep reading to check under her hood and watch the video for her smash single “Price Tag” (featuring BoB), which held off Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” to remain number one in the UK this week!

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PHOTOS Justin Bieber 2011 Brit Awards as ‘The Man In Black’

What’s black and white and red all under?

Justin Bieber on the 2011 Grammy Awards and 2011 Brit Awards red carpets!

The singer, star of Never Say Never and gracious runner-up for the 2011 Best New Artist Grammy followed up his vibrant white look from Sunday night with a mostly black “bad guy” look at the Brit Awards tonight. The Biebs’ leather jacket was zipped up most of the way, as were his pants – contrary to his casual open fly look backstage at the Grammys!

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PHOTOS Rihanna’s half-naked striped dress at 2011 Grammy Awards

Depending on whether you are an optimist or a pessimist Rihanna was either half-naked or half-dressed at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards tonight. (Whichever way you say it, I’m still optimistic!) Keep reading to see what it would be like to see Rihanna nude through furry Venetian blinds.

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PHOTOS Nicki Minaj at 2011 Grammy Awards

There were a lot of bold looks at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards including a feathered Katy Perry, a sneakered Situation and even Lady Gaga in an egg, but I think the boldest of them all was Miss Nicki Minaj who was not only wearing bigger-than-life badass fashion but had more than enough attitude to fill it properly! Keep reading to take in all the Nicki Minaj glory – if you think you can take it!

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PHOTOS The Situation at the 2011 Grammy Awards

Ultra-glamorized Guidettes Snooki and JWoww weren’t the only Jersey Shore cast member representin’ at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards tonight. We all know that and event isn’t an event unless it’s a Situation!

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino stayed a little truer to his Jersey Shore roots than his female cast mates, looking like he just hopped out of a Seaside Heights night club in dark denim jeans, dark jacket, V-neck shirt, no tie and ultra-white tongue-out sneakers.

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PHOTO – Pregnant Selma Blair struts her baby bump at the 2011 Grammy Awards

Selma Blair, who was nominated for a Grammy (Best Spoken Word Album for Children for the audio book Anne Frank: The Diary Of A Young Girl: The Definitive Edition. Blair is another celeb on the baby train, and she sported her cute baby bump in blue and grey/green empire waist number that looks like it’s…

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PHOTOS Justin Bieber at 2011 Grammy Awards

The magic of Justin Bieber is that he somehow always looks cooler than you expect him to. Such was the case again tonight at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards – and believe me, my expectations were set on uber-cool because I knew the Biebs was riding on the coattails of a successful opening weekend for his film Never Say Never.

But, dude was cooler than uber cool

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PHOTOS Jenni JWoww Farley imposter at 2011 Grammy Awards

HOLY CRAP! This may be more jaw-dropping than Lady Gaga showing up in an egg! Jersey Shore‘s Jenni JWoww Farley has gone through yet another makeover, this time emerging as an super-estrogenalized version of Rose McGowan – and I mean that in a scary good way! Keep reading for a heapin’ helpin’ of the brand spankin’ new, fully animal-printed JMeowwwww!!!

UPDATE – My astonishment at JWoww’s remarkable makeover was justified because it’s not really JWoww at all! That’s what I get for trusting the photography website’s caption more than my own two eyes. Anyways… Somebody looked fierce!

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PHOTOS Lagy Gaga at 2011 Grammy Awards in… an egg?

I assumed Lady Gaga would be making a grand entrance at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards given that she is on the brink of the release of her much-anticipated album Born This Way, but once again I am completely taken aback by just how grand. Actually, “grand” may not be the appropriate word here. Words like bizarre or surreal would be more fitting to describe the pseudo-transparent egg-like sarcophagus in which Lady Gaga was toted onto the red carpet by four muscular dudes. Keep reading for the full LG bizarrousness!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Barbara Steisand at the 2011 MusiCares Person of the Year Tribute

The stars were out in force for the 2011 MusiCares Person of the Year Tribute to Barbara Streisand, but as you would expect, none out-shined the matriarch of divatude and guest of honor Barbara! Keep reading for photos of Babs from the red carpet as well as a video clip that includes part of her performance!

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PHOTOS Francia Raisa in “Dressing for a Justin Bieber Premiere 101” (Bring on the Sexy!)

I errantly jumped the gun when I posted photos of Selena Gomez arriving at the Justin Bieber Never Say Never Premiere when I said “it was the Bieb’s new squeeze Selena Gomez who stole the show on the red carpet.” For one thing, it was in fact a purple carpet. And for another thing, I had yet to see pictures of Francia Raisa! Keep reading for some tightly-packed grapetacular curvature that must have at least caught a sideways glance from the Bieber.

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PHOTOS Victoria Justice at Ashley Argota’s 18th birthday party

The “Queen of Nickelodeon” Victoria Justice was nothing short of regal while attending fellow Nickelodeon star Ashley Argota’s 18th birthday party held at the W Hotel in Los Angeles last night. Keep reading to see the 17-year-old star of Zoey 101 and Victorious wearing a fun little pewter-colored dress and flashing her contagious smile for the red carpet cameras.

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PHOTOS Sofia Vergara at 2011 Directors Guild of America Awards DGA

Modern Family actress Sofia Vergara was once again the belle of the ball, this time at the Directors Guild of America Awards where she illuminated the red carpet in an elegant curve-hugging silver lace gown. Keep reading for the steaming cup of Colombian guaranteed to perk you up and get your blood pumpin’!

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PHOTOS Jennifer Love Hewitt adorable at People StyleWatch event

It’s hard for this blogger to pass up a post opportunity whenever photos of my good gal Jennifer Love Hewitt come across my news feed. It’s double-tough when she manages to look as adorable as she did for People StyleWatch “A Night Of Red Carpet Style at Decades Boutique” yesterday in L.A.

Check out photos of JLH looking simply beautiful, oh and that boyfriend of hers, Alex Beh, tagged along too.

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PHOTOS Cheryl Cole’s elaborate new booty tattoo at NTAs

Former Girls aloud singer Cheryl Cole wore a sexy little black dress to the National Television Awards in London tonight and in addition to a bit of sideboob the nearly backless outfit revealed what looks to be some rather extensive new tattoo work… on her bum! Keep reading to see the new skin ink, although you will have to let your imagination fill in the blanks south of the border.

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PHOTOS Debbie Gibson and Tiffany at Mega Python vs. Gatoroid premiere

1980s teen music sensations Tiffany and Debbie Gibson have left the differences they apparently never had behind to star in the latest installment of the SyFy channel’s wonderfully campy low-budget horror movie series titled Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. The much-anticipated super-creature super-collider premieres on the network Saturday night at 9/8c but the film had its World Premiere event at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York City last night and of course Debbie and Tiffany were in attendance!

Keep reading to see photos from the red carpet and watch both women make a surprise appearance on Watch What Happens Live! with Andy Cohen in which one of them reveals a past relationship with a member of New Kids on the Block!

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PHOTOS Sofia Vergara 2011 Golden Globes red carpet

Modern Family‘s Sofia Vergara put the “golden globes” in the 2011 Golden Globes in a bosomtacular red gown that is nothing short of jaw-dropping. Sadly, we don’t have any aerial shots of the dress, but that’s OK. We’re happy to settle for what we got, which is a full-length photo of Sofia Vergara in all of her sensual Colombian glory complete with her infamously contagious warm smile.

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PHOTO – Halle Berry flashes thigh at 2011 68th Golden Globes

Halle Berry showed up at the 68th Annual Golden Globes in a black short Nina Ricci dress with a bustier top which flashes quite a bit of leg. Halle is up against the formidable Natalie Portman for best actress in a drama for her performance in Frankie and Alice. This 44-year-old actress has some gams…

PHOTOS Maria Menounos on the 2011 Golden Globe Awards red carpet

Starcasm favorite Maria Menounos once again stole the show on the red carpet, this time leaving the fashion competition at the 2011 Golden Globes behind by wearing a form-fitting and Golden-Globe-squishing plunging V-neck pink gown. Keep reading for lots of M. M. glory as well as a very unfortunate photobomb by an unknown woman with a very unfortunate countenance!

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PHOTOS – 2011 68th Golden Globes red carpet – Olivia Wilde in brown Marchesa ballgown

Olivia Wilde arrived at the 68th Annual Golden Globes ceremony in a chocolate brown Marchesa princess gown with sparkly embellishments and tulle for miles. It’s the kind of dress little girls dream about. I know you’re like me and want to take a closer look at those “sparkly embellishments” right?!? What is that? Sequins? Little…

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PHOTOS Lisa Vanderpump and GIGGY at the NBC TCA Press Tour party

NBC Universal held its annual Winter TCA Press Tour All-Star Party in Pasadena last night and tons of stars showed up including such notables as Paris Hilton, Jenna Fischer, Kathy Bates, the Fonz and Tori Spelling. But, no star shined as bright as the new break-out star from Bravo’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills… GIGGY THE POM! Keep reading for photos of Giggy and his sugar momma Lisa Vanderpump lighting up the red carpet!

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PHOTOS RHONY’s Ramona Singer and Jill Zarin at “Season of the Witch” premiere

Season of the Witch held it’s premiere at the AMC Loews Lincoln Square theater in New York City last night and in addition to the film’s stars Nicolas Cage, Ron Perlman and Claire Foy the red carpet was also graced by Big Apple Bravolebrities Jill Zarin and Ramona Singer! Keep reading for pictures of Jill and Ramona as well as Mario Singer, Avery Singer and Bobby Zarin! (Oh, and did Ramona get a boob job or what?!?)

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PHOTOS Irina Shayk’s bootyful dress at ‘Blue Valentine’ Premiere

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and Cristiano Ronaldo arm candy Irina Shayk wore what could very well be the most ass-flattering dress to walk the red carpet in 2010 at last night’s Blue Valentine Premiere – and this is coming from one of the biggest ass-flattering bloggers of 2010! Keep reading for some bunbelievable pics as well as an update on the Irina Shayk Spanish GQ nudity controversy!

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PHOTOS The Friars Club Roast of Quentin Tarantino arrivals

The Annual Friar’s Club Roast got underway today at noon and this year’s dishonoree is legendary filmmaker Quentin Tarantino! An army of comic Kung Fu artists will be slicing up Tarantino with the same gratuitous aplomb as the characters in his films, but instead of guns and knives the weapon of choice will be the barbed wit of this seasoned cast of roasters that include Sarah Silverman, Kathy Griffin and roastmaster Samuel L. Jackson. Keep reading to see photos of the comedic ninjas as well as the Quent himself, seemingly in good spirits and fully prepared for the verbally violent smackdown about to take place!

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PHOTOS Megababe Angelina Jolie attends ‘Megamind’ premiere in Paris with that Brad guy

Real life super-heroine Angelina Jolie took a break from not celebrating Thanksgiving to support her husband Brad Pitt’s fledgling acting career by attending the Paris premiere of Brad’s cartoon flick Megamind. See lots of photos of Her Joliness in all black as she signs autographs and introduces her husband to the thousands of fans that turned otu to see her.

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PHOTOS Taylor Swift’s shocking new look at the 2010 AMAs!

Taylor Swift went through an unbelievable transformation before her appearance at the 2010 American Music Awards, loooking more like a 20-year-old supermodel than a country singer with her new makeup style and straightened blond hair. Click to see the pictures – I promise you won’t believe your eyes!

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PHOTOS Kelly Osbourne shows off her new 112-pound body at AMAs

Kelly Osbourne is the latest poster child for successful weight loss and she proudly showed off her accomplishments on the red carpet at the 2010 American Music Awards in a tight ‘n’ sexy black lace dress and a huge, poofy-retro blond hairdo! Also, see the complete lack of Kelly belly as the first daughter of heavy metal strips down to a bikini for Shape magazine!

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PHOTOS Anne Hathaway at Love and Other Drugs premiere in New York

There just ain’t much of anything pertier than Anne Hathaway all gussied up! She can be so perty it’ll mess up yer grammar!

Such was the case last night at the New York premiere of Love and Other Drugs held at the Directors Guild of America Theater in New York, for which Anne wore a two-tiered lace and frill dress with matching sheer scarf making her look like some sort of delicious living wedding cake just begging me to take a bite of that marvelous, sweet… What? Oh, sorry. Keep reading for the pics!

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PHOTOS Kendall Jenner wows at ‘Burlesque’ premiere

There were a lot of divas in attendance at the world premiere of Burlesque in Los Angeles last night, including the films divalicious superstars Cher and Christina Aguilera, but it was 15-year-old Kendall Jenner who took home my red carpet “Best In Show” honors! Keep reading to see lots of pictures of Kendall owning the red carpet and demonstrating she’s definitely got that Kardashian celbridiva blood in her veins!

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PHOTOS Emma Watson at New York City Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Premiere

Emma Watson stole the show at the Deathly Hallows world premiere in London last week in a revealing black lace and feather dress and followed that up with another black number to the New York City premiere tonight, this time electing to go with a sleek and elegant full-length backless number with a seam right down the middle.

Worst red carpet pose ever? Konnie Huq at Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Premiere

British television presenter Konnie Huq looked to be the victim of death fashion eaters at last night’s premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One! The usually smoking hot brunette was a smoking hot mess as she struck a very unpleasant pose in an unfortunate black and mustard-trimmed dress that looks like something Elaine Benes would buy after seeing it in a skinny mirror.

PHOTOS Maria Menounos at 8th Annual ‘Acts of Love’ to support Autism Awareness

Future Asa Hawks sister wife Maria Menounos wrapped her wonderfulness in a dark blue form-fitting long-sleeve minidress to attend the 8th Annual ‘Acts of Love’ to support autism awareness at Creative Artists Agency in Century City last night. Keep reading for lots of photos, Maria fawning and a little background info on Autism Speaks and their “Acts of Love” charity events!

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PHOTOS Winx 3D Premiere or “How 7-year-old girls see the world”

I have no idea what Winx Club is, but I am an uncle with three young nieces so I do know how they think the world ought to look and the Winx 3D “Magical Adventure” Premiere at the Rome International Film Festival pretty much nailed it! Keep reading to be transported to a magical land of fairies, princesses, princes and choreographed dance routines. In other words, either of my niece’s bedrooms.

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PHOTOS Helena Bonham-Carter nails nerd-sexy at ‘The King’s Speech’ premiere

Proving that the girls of Glee aren’t the only uber-sexy adult schoolgirls on the planet, actress Helena Bonham-Carter channeled her inner Catholic School Tina Fey for the London premiere of the film The King’s Speech Thursday!

(Fetish alert!)

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PHOTOS VIDEOS My Latest Crush: Maria Menounos

I look through hundreds of photos everyday of A-List, B-List, No-List celebrities and on occasion I can’t help but find myself a bit smitten. Whether it’s Kim Kardashian’s backnificent badonkadonk, Marina Lambrini Diamandis sporting an unbearably adorable cartoon hippopotamus dress, Brad Pitt’s pornographically cool custom motorcycle, or even a teeny tiny horse; I have to restrain myself from surrendering my entire day to writing bad poetry and listening to Air Supply’s “Lost In Love” on repeat.

This morning as I was virtually thumbing through red white carpet photos from last night’s MTV Video Music Awards I began to hear birds chirping as well as the distant sound of atmospheric adult contemporary music thanks to the magic and wonder of Maria Menounos.

Find out who this sexy Queen of the Red Carpet is and follow me into a downward spiral of longing with tons of photos, bio info and even wrestling and tickling videos…

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2010 MTV VMA white carpet PHOTOS: Justin Bieber and mentor Usher wear matching sunglasses

Justin Bieber, who was 101% certain to win the Best New Artist award at the 2010 VMAs, arrived on the white carpet looking his usual super-cool self (with is a mix of part Usher, part hot mid-twenties lesbian). Speaking of Usher, Justin was joined on the white by his mentor Usher. They even wore matching…

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PHOTOS Katy Perry at the MTV VMAs

Never one to disappoint when it comes to the red carpet, the vivacious and fun fashionista Katy Perry delivered once again on the red white carpet at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards sporting a figure skating inspired nude and black lace minidress! See lots of photos of Katy including the ten portraits of husband-to-be Russell Brand painted on her fingernails!

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2010 MTV VMA white carpet PHOTOS: Lady Gaga in red and gold Alexander McQueen from Vanity Fair shoot

Lady Gaga’s first outfit of the evening at the VMAs was something she’s worn before! Scandal! She graced the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards white carpet in the same breathtaking red and gold Alexander McQueen outfit she posed in for her September Vanity Fair photo-shoot. It was from the last collection he put together before…

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PHOTOS Björk poses as purple piñata for polar prize

Icelandic singer Björk looked looked like a violet Ruffleupagus at a press conference for the Polar Music Prize 2010 in Stockholm, Sweden, on August 30, 2010. Björk will be receiving this year’s award along with film score maestro Ennio Morricone. (You know, the guy who did the music for The Good, The Bad and The Ugly as well as 46% of all movies made in the last 30 years.) See photos of Bjork’s pinata-inspired look and find out what the “Polar Music Prize” is!

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True Blood’s Rutina Wesley wears a hand-painted Douglas Hannant dress at 2010 Emmy Awards

True Blood’s Rutina Welsey is wearing a hand-painted Douglas Hannant gown paired with Louboutins at the 2010 Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles. Wesley is making good use of the sexy slit and deserves props for going with a daring design in a sea of navy and dark colors, but this almost…

PHOTOS Maria Menounos’ revealing 2010 Emmys red carpet gown

The stars are still arriving at the 62nd Annual Prime Time Emmy Awards but I think we can safely go ahead and hand out the statuette for raciest red carpet look to Today and Access Hollywood correspondent Maria Menounos who wore a revealing backless jewel-encrusted gown that came very close to providing everyone in attendance a place to put there coins!

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PHOTOS Unknown T outshines Kim Kardashian’s A at ‘Keeping Up’ premiere

I was browsing through photos from the Spin Crowd Premiere Party for Keeping Up With the Kardashians with the usual hope of seeing one of those really special Kim Kardashian photos, but while “looking low” I was completely blindsided from on high! Check out the melondramatic entrance made by this show-stealing monstrous mammary mystery maven!

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PHOTOS Is Angelina Jolie turning into Sarah Palin?

For the French Premiere of her film Salt actress Angelina Jolie decided to go from a woman Russian spy to a woman who can spy Russia from her house! The sexy action star pinned up her famously long hair and all she needed were some rimless rectangular glasses, a handful of layman catchphrases and a good deal of labial liposuction to complete her Palinization.

See photos of the always intimidatingly sexy Jolie from the Premiere and an exclusive image of what she will look like after the next stage of Palinizing is complete!

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PHOTOS Paris Hilton as Marilyn Monroe at TEASE perfume launch

Paris Hilton paid homage to her hero Marilyn Monroe by dressing up like her for the launch of the new Paris Hilton fragrance “Tease.” The skinny tabloid starlet donned a white dress and fur stole reminiscent of the gown worn by Marilyn in the infamous scene from The Seven Year Itch, which seems appropriate given the fact that Paris has been suffering from (and spreading) numerous seven-year itches. Click for tons of photos including some side-by-side images of Paris and Marilyn! (Parilyn?)

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s hourglass figure at the FiFi Awards

Kim Kardashian reminded everyone at the 2010 FiFi Awards where the term “hourglass figure” comes from! The reality show starlet and perfume maven showed up at the Fragrance Oscars in a male-libido-warping, form-fitting strapless gown that accentuated the visual amusement park that is Kim Kardashian’s figure perfectly. Keep reading to see photos of Kim and find out what in the world the FiFi Awards are!

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PHOTOS Cheryl Cole wows at ‘Outside The Law’ Cannes premiere

See the amazing dress that X-Factor Judge and former Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Cole wore on the red carpet at the premiere of Outside the Law in Cannes tonight that caused this photographer’s jaw to hit the ground!

Oh, and find out a little bit about the controversial film, which the French government almost banned from the festival altogether!

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PHOTOS Iron Man 2 World Premiere: Iron Man dancers!

The much-anticipated Iron Man 2 had its World Premiere at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood Monday and as you would have expected all the big names came out: Robert Downey, Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Gwyneth Paltrow and Mickey Rourke but all that star power was upstaged by…

IRON MAN DANCERS!

Or would that be Iron Mancers? Either way – these sexy young Iron-Man-themed ladies shook their Pepper Potts and gave the red carpet event a real John Starkian flair!

PHOTOS I dream of… Preeya Kalidas? “It’s A Wonderful Afterlife” Premiere

The British comedy film It’s A Wonderful Afterlife had its Premiere in London Monday at the Odeon West End. Ironically it was a famous EastEnder who stole the show on the red carpet! Actress Preeya Kalidas (EastEnders, Bend It Like Beckham) showed up in some sort of I Dream of Jeanie meets vajazzing Barbiehontas costume, rendering those who actually had anything to do with the movie completely invisible. Keep reading for more photos!

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Katy Perry gets slimed at the 2010 Kids’ Choice Awards

Never one to dodge any opportunity to be outrageous and fun, singer Katy Perry surrendered herself to to the infamous Nickelodeon green goo otherwise known as… SLIME!

Click to see video, tons of photos and even an animated gif of the slimetacular event! Also, check out Katy’s revealing look on the red orange carpet!

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Miley Cyrus, popping out of her corset dress, admits to dating Liam Hemsworth on Oscar red carpet

Miley Cyrus arrived at the Academy Awards red carpet with her mom, but admitted to E!’s Ryan Seacrest that she was dating The Last Song co-star Liam Hemsworth. Everyone already knew this already, but she’s never let the words pass her lips before. But is she in love? “Maybe,” she says. A girl’s got to…

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PHOTOS Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka at the Oscars?!?

Well, almost. The Bachelor “winner” and Jake Pavelka fiancee Vienna Girardi took her first steps on a Hollywood red carpet March 6 as she and Jake attended the Weinstein Company and Montblanc International hosted a cocktail event to honor UNICEF. See photos of this fame-thirsty couple gobbling up the fruits of their labors!

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PHOTOS – Lady GaGa’s sparkly orbital Armani 2010 Grammy red carpet dress

Lady GaGa lived up to herself at the 2010 Grammy Awards red carpet, showing up in a glittery orbital dress that exposes most of her legs, which were encased in sparkly tights that turned into Dr. Seuss-shaped platform heels. GaGa accessorized with a pointy chandelier, and wore the comic-book yellow extensions she’s been featuring lately…

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MTV News Correspondent Snooki 2010 GRAMMY Awards Red Carpet photos

The 52nd Annual GRAMMY Awards are getting under way and even they aren’t immune to the Jersey Shore Invasion sweeping the nation! Here’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi with her stacked little Guidette bod packed into a short and tight violet dress. Sadly, the “poof” stayed at home, although she did try to compensate with a poofy coat. Perhaps it doesn’t react well to the altitude when flying? (Pauly D’s Blowout should have no problem!)

See the photos!