Model Maggie Rizer must be very excited about the upcoming Super Bowl because she gave photographers at the New York Premiere of From Paris With Love her own version of a Janet Jackson halftime show! The 32-year-old Rizer either skimped on adhesive or seriously overestimated the abilities of a thin, loose-fitting ribbon of fabric to prevent everyone from seeing the contents of her hope chest.
Speaking of skimping and hope chest, I did a little research on Maggie (Yes, you’re right – I was doing this article solely because of a little nip slip and I had no idea in the world who Maggie Rizer was) and her story is absolutely amazing!
Her mother and father divorced when she was one after her dad realized he was gay. (That’s important later) Maggie got into modeling early and had enormous success, making the covers of Elle, Lucky, Vogue, and Flare and amassing over $7 million by the time she was 20.
Maggie’s mother hired a financial adviser to handle her daughter’s fortune in exchange for 5% of her earnings. Maggie’s step-father, John Breen, decided weeks later that the adviser was a waste of money and that he would take over managing the money. Breen liked to drink and managed to blow every penny of the money on booze and lottery tickets, including the inheritance Maggie received after her real father died of AIDS! Breen was found guilty of grand larceny and conspiracy to defraud in 2004 and received a sentence of sixteen to forty-eight months behind bars. Meanwhile, Maggie started to put on weight from the stress of losing her fortune and her mother had to go on food stamps to support Maggie and her four siblings!
Why hasn’t this been made into a movie yet?!? It has been made into an article for New York Magazine at least. CLICK HERE to read more details about Maggie Rizer’s tragic story.
Anyway, back to focusing on the really important fact that this woman’s nipple popped out while walking the red carpet at the premiere of a major motion picture! Even better than the nip slip (seems like we see those all the time) is Maggie’s overkill method of fixing the problem:
Did your boob pop out of your dress? Just rub a huge scarf and a little bit of leather jacket on it! There, see? All better!
Photos: Diane Cohen/Fame Pictures January 28, 2010
Maggie info: Wikipedia
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