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PHOTOS Blake Lively bares chest at ‘The Private Lives of Pippa Lee’ Premiere

ByAsa Hawks

Blake Lively shows off her breasts

It was “Girls Gone Lively” at the New York Premiere of The Private Lives of Pippa Lee Sunday night. Actress Blake Lively wants everyone to know her 22-year-old gossip girls don’t need a bra and she proved it with a sternum-revealing neckline that plunged and plunged and plunged… (If this look were a black and white sitcom it would be called “Cleavage to Beaver.”)

I still can’t get my mind around the math involved here. In those black shorty-short-shorts Blake’s legs look to be about 4 feet long and that neckline plunges at least 3 feet – yet they don’t overlap. Figure in Blake’s head and that means she is at least 7 1/2 feet tall!

A long-legged and nearly bare-chested Blake Lively

This isn’t the first time Blake has exposed her Knocker Valley on the red carpet, she led us down that mountain pass once before in her bright red gown at the Primetime Emmy Awards:

Blake Lively gets a lot off her chest on the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards red carpet!

Here are a couple more photos that suggest Blake was savvy enough to buy a can of adhesive Nip-Slip-Away:

Blake Lively's revealing plunging neckline

Blake Lively miraculously avoids a nip slip

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