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PHOTOS Who’s Who of Who’s Not – 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Megan Hauserman, Gretchen Bonaduce and Kevin Starr, Paris Hilton and Kim Zolciak

How do I even begin to describe the retina-burning fashion and style atrocities that walked down the red carpet at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards? At first I was excited to have a fantastically awkward photo of Paris Hilton looking like an advertisement for some sort of new ultra-thin number-two-absorbing adult diaper, but my excitement quickly turned to dread as I was soon drowning in similarly crappy images of d-list reality star after d-list reality star.

In addition to pooping Paris, we have the always-wonky-breasted Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta, the oddly-tanned not-a-babe “star” of Megan Wants A Millionaire and object of Ryan Jenkins’ affection Megan Hauserman and the baby-belted Judy Tenuta who looks like a mix between Morticia Addams and Tila Tequila. Gretchen Rossi of The Real Housewives of Orange County was also in attendance. Normally not all that unattractive physically, Gretchen looks to have a mal-formed countenance straight out of Dr. Frankenstein’s laboratory!

As a sort of balm for those with eyes more sensitive to fashion fiascoes I’ve also included a not horrible photo of Kim Kardashian and a downright pleasant image of whoever Adrianne Curry is.

Maybe this is a Halloween hoax by photographer Juan Rico, using some sort of ridiculification lens? Either way, enjoy each and every derailed boxcar from this style train wreck.

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Paris Hilton at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards        Paris Hilton at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards

Kim Zolciak at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards        Kim Zolciak at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards

Judy Tenuta at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards        Megan Hauserman at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards

Gretchen Rossi at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards        Gretchen Rossi at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards
Photos: Juan Rico / Fame Pictures

More bad photos from the Really Awards on PAGE TWO!

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