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PHOTOS The annual Kardashians Christmas Card 2010

The holiday season is officially here because the Jenners and Kardashians have posted their annual family Christmas card! This season America’s favorite reality show star making machine went with a super-stylized (and super-Photoshopped) retro Hollywood look as the entire family – including newest member Mason – posed on a massive and ornate staircase looking like a mix between Dynasty, The Addams Family and Goodfellas! Plus a few individual shots, including the always lovely Kim!

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Is Kim Kardashian pregnant with Kanye West’s baby?!?

In what could turn out to be the biggest celebrity headline of 2010 the usually reliable website Media Takeout is reporting that Kim Kardashian is pregnant and the father is none other than Kanye West! Keep reading for all the details and photos of K&K filming together for Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

PHOTO Kim Kardashian drops something, cleavage falls out

Normally I’m not a very big fan of gravity – it seems to make every activity outside of blogging about celebrities and watching television such a huge burden. But on occasion this otherwise cumbersome force conspires to create something of genuine beauty, whether it is the majestic tumbling waters of Niagara Falls or Rilke’s falling leaf.

Such was the case earlier today when the big G claimed ownership of one of Kim Kardashian’s possessions causing her to bend over to retrieve it, which in turn allowed gravity to work its wonders on a couple of Kim’s other possessions. The result is pure poetry as these salacious celestial spheres descend, their gentle embrace forming… some amazing cleavage!

PHOTO Kim Kardashian is Dead (Campaign for Keep A Child Alive)

On December 1st, 2010 Kim Kardashian will die. Digitally anyway.

The bodaciously buxom and beautiful reality starlet will abandon all things interwebs beginning on World AIDS Day (December 1) as part of a fund raising event to support Alicia Keys’ ‘Keep A Child Alive’ campaign. Keep reading to see the startling poster, find out what other celebrities are also participating in the campaign and see what you can do to help bring Kim and the other back to life! (We need our Kim tweets y’all!)

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VIDEO – Kardashian Konfidential book trailer features words of wisdom from Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe

The Kardashian Sisters have a new book, Kardashian Konfidential, that supposed to be full of intimacy and advice. It’s got lots of old photos, Valentines they sent themselves, diary entries, and other memorabilia (like condom wrappers?). It’s also got tons of wisdom about how to live life and how to be successful (here’s a tip,…

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PHOTOS Kim Karbarella! Kim Kardashian as Barbarella for Beach Bunny Swimwear

See an out of this world photo of Kim Kardashian as Jane Fonda’s Barbarella to promote Kim’s new Beach Bunny Swimwear line inspired by the sexy sci-fi classic! As a bonus you also get to see sister Kourtney Kardashian paying similar to Brigitte Bardot, the inspiration for her swimwear line!

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Never mind the buttocks here’s Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is recording an album. Before all of you start covering up your ears in horror try to look on the bright side and realize that this will inevitably result in music videos. Did that still not help? Yeah I’m pretty inconsolable about the whole idea too.

Check out a brief video of Kim K singing with Jimmy Fallon at the 2010 Emmy’s and then read our title and track listing suggestions for her debut including “In the Derriere Tonight” feat. Phil Collins and “Rears in Heaven” feat. Eric Clapton.

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s 2010 Halloween costumes: Pirate, Queen of Hearts, leopard

This is the moment we’ve all been waiting for! The Queen of Halloween Kim Kardashian has unveiled her most recent collection of Halloween costumes and I can’t believe I’m saying this but they are even better than I hoped! Keep reading to see three heart-stopping images from the 2010 Kim Kardashian Halloween Kollection! (Boys under 13 should be accompanied by an adult)

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VIDEO – The Spin Crowd’s Jonathan Cheban and Kim Kardashian help Kelly Osbourne host a clothing drive for homeless charity My Friend’s Place

On tonight’s The Spin Crowd, Jonathan Cheban says he doesn’t usually do charity, but he made an exception for television, his good friend Kelly Osbourne. Kelly came to Jonathan and his partner Simon Huck to put on a red carpet clothing drive event for My Friend’s Place, a Hollywood homeless youth center. Being a publicist…

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PHOTO Are the Kardashians opening a DASH store in Beirut?

Is it possible the Kardashians aren’t happy with just their western hemisphere media domination? This photo taken in the Beirut suburb of Dora, Lebanon was originally tweeted by @CHRBL and eventually found its way to Kim Kardashian via @Zoozel with the following question: “@KimKardashian me and my friends need to settle this. Do you have a DASH branch in Beirut or not?” Keep reading for Kim’s response!

PHOTOS Kim Kardashian camera shy?!?

The always lovely Kim Kardashian was uncharacteristically stingy with her awesomeness as she made her way to the gym in Studio City, California earlier today. In addition to hiding her face with her purse, she attempted to give photographers and the world the ultimate shun with her really, really small hand. Find out if her embarrassment stems from ratings on last night’s premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashians or the Kim-produced new reality series The Spin Crowd!

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PHOTOS Unknown T outshines Kim Kardashian’s A at ‘Keeping Up’ premiere

I was browsing through photos from the Spin Crowd Premiere Party for Keeping Up With the Kardashians with the usual hope of seeing one of those really special Kim Kardashian photos, but while “looking low” I was completely blindsided from on high! Check out the melondramatic entrance made by this show-stealing monstrous mammary mystery maven!

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Celebs react as California’s Proposition 8 is overturned

San Francisco – Chief U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker overturned the voter-approved same-sex marriage ban known as Proposition 8 Wednesday, declaring that limiting marriage to a man and a woman serves no legitimate purpose and is an “artifact” rooted in “unfounded stereotypes and prejudices.”

Celebs came out in force via their Twitter accounts to show support. See some samples of these tweets including Lady GaGa, Katy Perry and Kim Kardashian. Also read statements of approval from Ellen DeGeneres as well as conservative Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

VIDEO Kim Kardashian stalker Dennis Shaun Bowman sends her a message

See a video posted by Kim Kardashian stalker Dennis Shaun Bowman addressing the restraining order taken out by Kim in February of 2010. Also includes screen captures of Bowman’s Twitter account where it is obvious he is in violation of the restraining order by continuously sending messages to Kim, sister Khloe and her boyfriend Miles Austin!

PHOTO Kim Kardashian looking bada$$ walking down the street

Occasionally Kim Kardashian reminds me that she can be quite intimidatingly sexy from the front as well as from behind! Such was the case with this photo taken earlier today of Kimmy-Kar strutting her bada$$ self down the sidewalk in West Hollywood California just after getting her perfection tinkered with at the Shade salon. (For the full intimidatingly confident effect I’ve added a soundtrack.)

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Cristiano Ronaldo has full custody of his secret baby boy, who’s the mom?

Yesterday Real Madrid’s soccer hottie Cristiano Ronald shocked the world with a Facebook message. He announced that he’s the father of a secret son. Not only that, but he has full custody of the baby and the mother’s identity is being kept confidential. Here’s what he posted: “It is with great joy and emotion that…

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PHOTOS – Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian frolick on the beach in Bahamas

Kim Kardashian must like to play with fire. Back in May Kim K. received death threats from BeBeibers after the flirtatious heart-throbs called her his girlfriend on Twitter. Justin had to quell the madness by calling Kim “a very sexy friend, but just a friend.” The devotees temporarily put out their torches and calmed down…

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s hourglass figure at the FiFi Awards

Kim Kardashian reminded everyone at the 2010 FiFi Awards where the term “hourglass figure” comes from! The reality show starlet and perfume maven showed up at the Fragrance Oscars in a male-libido-warping, form-fitting strapless gown that accentuated the visual amusement park that is Kim Kardashian’s figure perfectly. Keep reading to see photos of Kim and find out what in the world the FiFi Awards are!

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Breaking news! Kourtney Kardashian had a boob job eight years ago

All four of the famous Kardashian women (Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, and Kris) sat down with Nightline‘s Cynthia McFadden to discuss plastic surgery rumors. Kourtney says it’s no secret that she had her breast enhanced over eight years ago, and though she doesn’t blast it from the rooftops periodically, she’s right. She spoke openly about her…

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Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband Damon Thomas physically abused her, ordered her to get liposuction

Years before Kim Kardashian was the headliner of her family’s reality-lifestyle brand, she was a relatively unknown socialite who eloped with a kind-of big-time music producer named Damon Thomas, pictured left in the pic above. Kim doesn’t talk about this time in her life often (they were married from 2000-2004), and The Daily Mail (via…

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Hooter tweet! Kim Kardashian bikini twitter photos!

Kim Kardashian knows that a sexy woman fresh off a break up shouldn’t be spending her time crying into a pint of Häagen-Dazs ice cream! What should she be doing? Taking hot, hot, hot bikini photos of herself and posting them on twitter with casual captions like, “Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!”

See the photos and find out what sniglet I came up with to describe twitter breast photos!

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PHOTOS Reggie Bush mistress January Gessert

It’s all mistresses all the time here at starcasm.net! It’s enough to make you think men married to famous women who aren’t around very much really like having sex anyway. Weird.

Anyway, the latest installment of Mistressapalooza is the 27-year-old blond aspiring singer and waitress at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, California, January Gessert. Miss January (heh heh) allegedly spent the night at Reggie Bush’s house March 16th and was caught on camera leaving the next morning by the National Enquirer. See photos of the health-conscious other woman that was worth losing Kim Kardashian for!

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Did Reggie Bush cheat on Kim Kardashian with aspiring singer January Gessert?

The storyline is that Reggie Bush broke up with Kim Kardashian some time in the last several weeks because she wants to get married and he didn’t. He even had a brief conversation with Kim’s parents, Kris and Bruce Jenner, about his intentions with their daughter, which may have scared him off. Reggie just isn’t…

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PHOTOS – Snooki really is the new Kim Kardashian – Snooks dresses up like KimK for Life & Style makeover shoot

Okay, so Kim Kardashian is prettier, but Snooks has a little somethin’ too that goes way beyond her poof and bronzer. At starcasm, we already noted that there was some kind of cosmic connection between Snickers and KimK, and Life & Style agreed, giving Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi soft waves in her long hair and dressing…

VIDEO – Kim Kardashian wipes salad dressing off of her boob with an apple slice in sexy Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s commerical

Following in the foodie footsteps of Padma Lakshmi, Kim Kardashian gets sexy with fast food giant Carl’s Jr./Hardees. Kim isn’t into burgers, though, she does a salad. In bed. She talked to PopEater about how she stands out from the rest of the girls, including Paris Hilton and Audrina Patridge, who’ve hawked drippy burgers for…

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Kim Kardashian bikini photo – Did she diet her curves away? NOOOOOO!!!!

I’ve been very open about my Kim Kardashian curve lurve in previous posts, so needless to say I was quite distressed when I saw the most recent image the formerly curvaceous vixen uploaded to Twitpic with the accompanying caption: “Quick Trim photo shoot today in Miami! I finally feel I’ve reached my goal!”

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Kim Kardashian’s Snow White costume leads to role in Disney remake?

It had to happen! Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costumes were so great it appears she got a phone call from Disney to star in a remake of the 1937 classic Snow White! Thanks to the Disney Corporation’s close ties to the Starcasm Corporation we were able to obtain this exclusive sneak peek: There’s no word if…

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian in a Snow White costume

I’m still all a-flutter from Kim’s mind-blowing Princess Jasmine costume and she goes and posts MORE pictures of herself in Disney attire, this time donning the slightly less-revealing ball gown of 1937’s Snow White. UPDATE! KIM’S AWESOME IMPERSONATION OF SNOW WHITE HAS LANDED HER A LEADING ROLE IN THE DISNEY REMAKE! CLICK TO CHECK IT…

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian in a Princess Jasmine Halloween costume

Good gracious! These pictures of Kim Kardashian in a Princess Jasmine costume will leave no doubt in your mind that she is about the crazy-curviest woman on the planet! (No disrespect Kelly Brook.) I was just doing a celebrity costume post last night on AnnaLynne McCord’s sexy Batgirl outfit and I commented on the fact…

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Tyra Banks dresses up like Kim Kardashian for Halloween

What’s weird is that she actually looks a lot like Kim here, until she turns around! Tyra should have put in butt pads! That’s the true mark of a perfect Kim Kardashian costume. She also left off all the QuickTrim and AT&T endorsements that are now required on Kim’s body at all time. In the…

PHOTOS Kim Kardashian looks badonkalicious pumping gas

Need some tips to keep the Kardashians straight? Some lucky Herman Melvillian paparazzi were able to capture the great white whale that is the south end of a northbound Kim Kardashian! Or, in layman’s terms, “It’s Kim K booty pics y’all!” The always-lovely Kim stopped to pump some gas Saturday and it turned into another…

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[PHOTOS] Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom wedding pictures of celebrity guests and family

Khloe Kardashian walked down the aisle Sunday (September 27) to exchange vows with Lamar Odom. She was escorted by her stepfather Bruce Jenner. Mother Kris Jenner, sisters Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, and half-sisters Kendall and Kylie were also in attendence. The guests numbered around 250, and lots of stars were in attendance including Michael Yo,…

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PHOTOS 2009 Emmy Awards red carpet KIM KARDASHIAN and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN

Welcome to our comprehensive coverage of the 2009 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards red carpet! We will be posting up pictures of all you favorite actors and actresses as soon as they are available to us. Next up are two of the three Kardashian sisters – Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian. Kim is just as…

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PHOTOS Change is in the Hair: Kim Kardashian goes back to dark brown

After being sorta blond for a minute-and-a-half, Kim Kardashian has gone back to the dark locks that complimented her mascara so well. Her bodacious behind even looks better without the washed-out honey-colored highlights. It looks fuller, rounder, and ready to take on the world this way. Here she is yesterday fresh from the salon. All…

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Kim Kardashian launches new perfume EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK!

Badonkalicious reality star Kim Kardashian has signed a deal to release her own fragrance. Working with “Power by 50 Cent” creators Lighthouse Beauty (Shouldn’t that be Lighthouse Booty?), the plans are to have the perfume on shelves sometime in 2010. The chief executive of Brand Asset Group (Heh heh, “asset”) Chris Lighty tells Women’s Wear…

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Who is Kim Kardashian’s father, Robert Kardashian?

Photos and biographical info on lawyer Robert Kardashian, father of Rob Jr., Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian. Find out about his battle with esophageal cancer as well as his connection to O.J. Simpson

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Kim Kardashian And Reggie Bush Break Up

(Alternate headline: Kim Kardashian Shaves Her Bush) Everybody’s breaking up today! Now you can add badonkalicious reality star Kim Kardashian and New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush to the growing list of relationship casualties. A representative has confirmed with People Magazine that the poster couple for celebrity romance have called it quits, saying “They…