PHOTOS Kim Kardashian looks badonkalicious pumping gas

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Some lucky Herman Melvillian paparazzi were able to capture the great white whale that is the south end of a northbound Kim Kardashian! Or, in layman’s terms, “It’s Kim K booty pics y’all!”

The always-lovely Kim stopped to pump some gas Saturday and it turned into another photo op. KK must have been feeling generous because she was willing to share her most famous, butt usually shy assett. Amplifying the seemingly unamplifyable were some tight black pants, red-bottomed stiletto heels and a Daisy Duke denim jacket that looks as though the bottom had been obliterated by its proximity to greatness.

*** NOTE – I came up with a few badonkadonk/Kim nicknames for everyone’s favorite Kardashian: Badonk Diggler, Eva Badonkadongoria and Kim Badonkadon’t call me Khloe Kardashian. I was going to use those in the actual post but decided that it would be too much. I didn’t want them to go to waste, though.

You’ve waited long enough! Here are the pictures you came to see! Click thumbnails to see larger images, but be warned – DO NOT STARE DIRECTLY INTO THE BUN!

(Oh, and the song above is “Howling at the Moon” by Hank Williams, Sr. He recorded that 58 years ago! Amazing.)

Kim Kardashian Pumping gas and showing off her fabulous booty

Kim Kardashian pumps some gas while showing off her most famous assettKim Kardashian pumps some gas while showing off her most famous assett

Kim Kardashian pumps some gas while showing off her most famous assettKim Kardashian pumps some gas while showing off her most famous assett

Kim Kardashian pumps some gas while showing off her most famous assettKim Kardashian pumps some gas while showing off her most famous assett

Kim Kardashian pumps some gas while showing off her most famous assettKim Kardashian pumps some gas while showing off her most famous assett

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