|

PHOTO Katy Perry chillin’ with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerburg

Katy Perry is everywhere these days and her latest quest featured a trip to our modern day version of Willie Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, the campus of Facebook! That’s right Perry and her fireworks got a golden ticket and were allowed to roam the campus of the social network company’s headquarters.

Check out the full great and awkward photo Katy posted of herself with CEO Mark Zuckerburg along with her comment about the pic.

| | |

Todd Palin alleged prostitute mistress Shailey Tripp offered services for dental work and groceries

Affair rumors have exploded again for Sarah and Todd Palin as the National Enquirer and additional sources have come out with a report accusing Todd of having an affair with massage therapist Shailey Tripp from, you guessed it, Wasilla, Alaska.

Read on for what little I could find out about Shailey Tripp who appears to be in virtual hiding (not good news for the Palins) including a fleamarket ad in which she offers massage services for a number of fair trade items such as dental work and groceries!

|

Gwyneth Paltrow’s upskirt is country strong!

Gwyneth Paltrow has been riding a wave of success following her film “Country Strong” and her well received appearance on the hit TV show Glee. Over across the big pong the actress took it to the next A-list level as she revealed a little too much after leaving the May Fair Hotel in London.

Check out some serious SFW Gwyneth upskirt whoops right here folks!

| | | |

Kim Kardashian vs. Teen Moms!

Here at Starcasm we are all about keeping up with Kim Kardashian and all our favorite Teen Moms but not in a million years did I see the two forces coming together in a virtual war of words! Somehow, someway the two unstoppable pop phenomenons have found themselves at the doorsteps of a battle over the issue of teen pregnancy and it ain’t pretty folks.

Read what Kim K blogged and then batten down your hatches for Amber Portwood’s and Jenelle Evans’ heated returns of fire. Pop culture cat fight!

| | | |

PHOTOS Heather Graham looking rather thin at ‘Portlandia’ screening

Heather Graham was on hand for a special screening of the upcoming TV show “Portlandia” in New York City yesterday. The star was all smiles during the red carpet arrival but from the photos taken she looked noticeably thin. She was still radiant but check out multiple photos as well as a side-by-side to see what appears to be a much skinnier Heather Graham.

|

MUGSHOTS Florida men accused of snorting human and dog ashes

Five suspects allegedly broke into a Marion County, FL home for a burglary and tried to get high by sniffing human and dog ashes they mistakenly identified as cocaine.

Read on for all the strange details of the Keith Richards reenactment, a video report and large high-res mugshots of the three adults being charged for the crime.

| |

Box of ‘sex toys’ tips Tammy Lynn Michaels off about Melissa Etheridge affair

A misdelivered box of sex toys is no way to find out that your relationship is over. This is especially true when the box was intended to be shared by your lover and her “best man” who happens to be a woman.

Alas, this is the sad story of Tammy Lynn Michaels according to her most recent blog post in regards to her ex Melissa Etheridge and her new lover Linda Wallem. Read on for the poetic blog bomb comments dropped by Tammy!

| |

Adult themed game BoneCraft lampoons Worlds of Warcraft

They say that imitation is the greatest form of flattery, well I would argue that in today’s media cycle a porn-parody is the highest compliment any pop culture phenomenon can achieve. And now “Worlds of Warcraft,” the game a gazillion people have played has been bestowed with this ultimate demarcation.

“BoneCraft” exists and you’ve been warned! Read on for what SFW deets I could share and see a clip from my favorite South Park episode that also targeted the mega-popular game.

| | |

VIDEO Snooki’s publicist vs. Bill O’Reilly’s producer

These are strange media times we’re living in and I have a wonderful example of this via a video clip from The O’Reilly Factor. Watch as Bill O’Reilly’s publicist attempts to barge in on a Snooki book signing but gets headed off at the pass by the Jersey Shore reality star’s publicist. Middle men and women of the world unite!

| |

A look back: Willie Nelson’s ‘Spirit’ 15 years later

So what if I told you that musical legend Willie Nelson released arguably his best album in 1996 to little fanfare or critical acclaim? And what if I told you that if this hidden gem were to be classified as a “country” album that it would be the very best release under that genre in the last 20 years? You would probably think, like that character in Willie’s classic song, that I’m crazy right? Well I may be crazy but this is exactly my opinion of Nelson’s masterpiece Spirit.

|

Is ‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood dating someone new?

Just when you think you have Teen Mom Amber Portwood figured out she goes behind all our backs and dates a new man! That’s right, according to sources with Radar Amber has moved on from cage fightin’ Clinton Yunker to a new man AND managed to keep it a secret. Find out the deets about the new man in Amber’s life and the glitzy date they reportedly went on with Amber’s old cellmate Carol Thomas!

PHOTOS Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s humble new home

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is a fascinating young man. At the age of 24 he has amassed billions of dollars but has remained low key to say the least. The film that focused on his life story, “The Social Network” was the big winner at the Golden Globes last night and this success is due in large part to the enigmatic young man who launched a new social revolution.

In keeping with his M.O. Zuckerburg has moved into a new home that by any billionaire’s standards would seem extremely humble. See photos and info for the new digs that Mark calls home.

|

Does Kelsey Grammer like being treated like a woman in the boudior?

On the “heels” of cross-dressing rumors started by Camille Grammer a new report from Radar sources close to Kelsey Grammer have stated that, “He was into, let’s just say, having women treat him like a woman in terms of what was done in the bedroom.”

Read on for the salacious deets and further reported exploits from the Frazier star including long ago leaked photos that were too hardcore for the tabloids.

|

VIDEO Lacrosse halftime show features a lap dance contest

At Saturday night’s home opener for the Boston Blazers, a professional lacrosse team, the halftime festivities included a sexually supercharged promotion. Three ladies in heels and short skirts lined up and took turns performing lap dances on the team’s mascot Scorch in a too hot for the jumbotron adult contest. What!?!

Yes, there is video and yes there were many children in attendence.

PHOTOS: Christina Hendricks in Playboy from 1999 shooters ad

Do you recognize the gal wearing the blond wig in this 1999 ad featured in Playboy for shooters? Maybe the wig throws you off but I bet there is something about those ta-tas that seem familiar. That’s right! That is none other than “Mad Men’s” ambassador of curves Christina Hendricks.

Check out both full images tweeted by the men’s magazine and try to avoid a clown and a tanned clown while you’re at it. It’s time to party like its 1999 ya’ll!

Dire Straits “Money For Nothing” banned in Canada for gay slur

The Canadian Broadcast Standards Council has decided after 25+ years that a gay slur in the classic Dire Straits song “Money For Nothing” now makes the song unsuitable for broadcasting in its unedited form. Read on for further deets including the original music video, songwriter Mark Knopfler’s thoughts on the f-word in question and the full lyrics for the tune. Man this ain’t working!

Bonus: Find out the music superstar, who has been in the news recently for his sexual exploits, that co-wrote and sang backing vocals on the song!

| | |

Kelsey Grammer in cross-dressing musical La Cage aux Folles

Camille Grammer hasn’t held back very much in the heated divorce with her famous Hollywood husband Kelsey Grammer. The latest shot to the bow in her one-sided war of words came on the Howard Stern show as she insinuated that Kelsey might be a cross-dresser.

Hear what she said and then see multiple videos and images from the cross-dressing musical La Cage aux Folles starring Kelsey that she uses as an example.

|

Andre Agassi auctions a peek at nude cell pic of wife Steffi Graf for charity

Tennis legend Andre Agassi was in Taiwan for a charity event / fund raiser. In a burst of sudden insane inspiration he offered a peek at his wife Steffi Graf in the buff via a pic saved on his cell phone. The price was $4,000 and a middle-aged man was more than willing to fork over the cash for a peek at some candid Graf.

Check out the video and decide for yourself if Andre’s move was a wonderful gesture for charity or a total bonehead husband decision.

VIDEO: Grizzlies vs. Bobcats game with less than 1,000 fans

What do you get when you mix a bad team, a major storm, and the BCS title game? Less than 1,000 fans in attendance for the Bobcats game in Charlotte last night. See a great video uploaded on YouTube by one of the die hards in attendance as you hear the home team victory announcement followed by an awkward silence while viewing thousands and thousands of empty seats.

PHOTO: Owen Wilson’s future baby momma Jade Duell

Owen Wilson made a surprising announcement to People that he was expecting a baby very soon with mystery girlfriend Jade Duell. Wilson’s camp has been very protective of the couple’s relationship but according to sources and a little piecing together of the facts it looks like the woman you see on the bicycle is the mystery momma-to-be.

Read on for two large high-res images, the deets and the sources that would certainly make it seem like this is Owen Wilson’s girl!

|

Julianne Hough: Too hot for CMT but cool enough for Bieber shades

Check out Julianne Hough’s funny tweet out to Justin Bieber. All you need is a funny pose, a cheap pair of shades and the love of Ryan Seacrest and you too could be tweetin’ the Biebs!

Bonus Find out the 80’s classic movie that Hough is set to star in that sent this blogger into a balloon kickin’, tractor chicken challengin’ rage!

Top 10 quotes from You’re Cut Off season 2 premiere
|

Top 10 quotes from You’re Cut Off season 2 premiere

Check out our 10 favorite quotes from the premiere episode for season 2 of You’re Cut Off in addition to photos of the new crop of pampered princesses. For example:

“I know I’m not stupid. My high school GPA was like two-point-something but I’m not a handyman.”

Bonus You can also watch the entire first episode here before its televised premiere tonight that includes one queen bee who doesn’t even make it through the first day!

| |

MUG SHOT PHOTO Kieffer Delp, boyfriend of Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2

Ever since we first broke news that 16 & Preganant and upcoming Teen Mom 2 cast mate Jenelle Evans was smoking marijuana while pregnant it seems like it’s been one scandal after another for the young mother. More details have come to light on her and current boyfriend Kieffer Delp’s arrest including our boy’s mug shot. Find out the latest for the trouble-making mommy as we gear up for next week’s premiere of TM2!

| | | |

Former ‘Bachelorette’ DeAnna Pappas blogs about being rejected by ‘Bachelor’ Brad Womack

When Bachelor Brad Womack decided not to give a rose to either of the final two girls during his first run he sent fans into a tailspin. One of these two ladies was DeAnna Pappas who went on to become The Bachelorette to find love not with her selection but with the brother of a previous Bachelorette contestant!

Well DeAnna has decide to blog about Brad’s return providing thoughts on the hunky Texan and the girls who are vying for his love including who her favorites are and who she thinks the next Bachelorette will be!

Man arrested for intent to detonate home made sex toy explosive while in use

I’ve heard many a news of the weird revenge stories in my line of work but one Mr. Terry Allen Lester may just be the Dr. Evil of mulleted angry boyfriends. You see Terry had a plan and that plan involved buckshot, gun powder, wiring, a trigger and most importantly a Trojan horse in the form of a sex toy left for his ex-girlfriend. That’s right blogosphere, Terry Lester made a bomb out of a sex toy and allegedly had plans to detonate it later while in use by his intended target. Read on for the wicked deets that’s sending “vibrations” through the interwebs.

|

VIDEO: Golden voiced Ted Williams 2008 ‘I Got My Whiskey’ promo

If you’re like us and can’t get enough of the golden voiced Ted Williams then check out this incredible video clip for a 2008 promo that he did the voice over for. So what’s the event he’s pushing you ask? The answer would be; Mel Waiter’s BYOB New Years Eve show in Columbus, Ohio for his “I Got My Whiskey” tour. Sometimes this stuff just writes itself!

Michalka sisters heat up People’s Choice red carpet

Amanda and Alyson Michalka who form the sister duo band 78Violet wowed on the red carpet yesterday for the 2011 People’s Choice Awards. The Disney vets who recently changed their band name from Aly & AJ took separate fashion paths but both looked amazing as the wall of cameras on hand couldn’t get enough. Check these sexy sisters out!

| |

Simon Le Bon’s famous ‘banana’ has been MIA for decades

In a recent interview with Q Magazine Duran Duran lead singer Simon Le Bon unloaded quite a shocking bit of information when he revealed that his famous ‘banana’ has been MIA for decades. See photos and a video of his ‘banana’ and in case you’re wondering; yes he IS talking about peen in the quote!

| |

VIDEO Homeless man Ted Williams has best radio voice in America

Homeless man Ted Williams from Columbus, Ohio has a home made sign that reads:

“I have a God given gift of voice, I’m an ex-radio announcer who has fallen on hard times. PLEASE! any help will be greatfully appreciated. Thank you and God bless you. Happy Holidays.”

See the incredible video that backs up his claim and demonstrates a voice that could move mountains. What a clip!

| |

Robert De Niro making funny faces for soft-core ‘Sam’s Song’

Legendary actor Robert De Niro recently stated that he enjoyed working on a soft-core film called “Sam’s Song.” The film, from ’69 of course, features a mind blowingly mustached De Niro cavorting around with a hot young blond. Read De Niro’s comments about the role and the full SFW version of the film right here!

Bonus: See arguably the best funny face gallery in existence that I was able to pull from the film. It may just overtake “Sad Keanu” as the new viral image trend!

Spike TV to premiere globe trotting tattoo hunter ‘Permanent Mark’ tonight

Spike TV is ready to premiere a three-part series that follows tattoo wild man Mark Walters as he searches the globe for the most extreme ink known to man. The series takes its name from the moniker of the man which is, wait for it, Permanent Mark. That’s a tough ink artist name to swallow, kind of like Michael Angelo from Dexter, but the dude does appear to be fearless in his search for exotic ink.

Read on for photos, video and a very interesting self bio from Permanent Mark Walters.

Meet the animated cast of ‘Bob’s Burgers’

Fox is set to premiere another animated series during their self proclaimed Sunday night “Animation Domination.” The show is called Bob’s Burgers and it follows the day-to-day life of third generation restaurateur Bob, his wife Linda, and his three children Louise, Gene and Tina.

Check out high-res photos of the family, read about the creation of the show as well as some funny Q&As given by the talented comedians who will be voicing the characters including Kristen Schaal.

|

Who’s singing ‘Leaning on the Everlasting Arms’ at the end of True Grit?

The Coen brothers 2010 version of the western classic “True Grit” is receiving near universal high praise. One of the more interesting questions that movie goers have had after catching the film is, “Who is the woman singing the traditional hymn ‘Leaning on the Everlasting Arms’ while the closing credits roll?” Well it is my pleasure to answer that very question because she happens to be one of my all time favorites.

See videos and find links to purchase the music of an artist whose unique voice was also selected to close out the much loved TV drama Northern Exposure

|

Who is the girl in True Grit? Actress Hailee Steinfeld photos, info, videos, Oscar buzz for Mattie Ross

When the Coen brothers, (The Big Lebowski, No Country For Old Men) , decided to take on the daunting task of adapting the classic western film True Grit little did they realize that they would be creating their own cinematic version of television’s American Idol. The most critical element in the development of the film…

Milwaukee Wisconsin is the drunkest city in America

The Daily Beast has released their list of the drunkest cities in America and the town whose baseball mascot IS a brewer is the top sensation of our inebriation nation. In other words, what’s made Milwaukee famous is making Milwaukee famous again!

Find out the other cities in the top 10 and catch a tribute to beer-town from “The Killer” Jerry Lee Lewis.

| |

State of Indiana vs. Amber Portwood update: Leah returned to ‘Teen Mom’

Following her release from jail Teen Mom Amber Portwood will be reunited with daughter Leah under the close supervision of Indiana Child Protective Services. Find out the latest deets in regards to the altering of the “No-Contact Order” and whom Amber is now prevented from having any contact with.

Teyana Taylor partially denies leaked raunchy photos are her

Teyana Taylor is partially denying a post from MediaTakeOut that has some rather provocative photos of the ‘Google Me’ singer. The first couple of images that you see are racy but the final image which you have to take that dirty leap of faith and make an additional click to shows a spread eagle woman naked on a bed! See the SFW photos that Teyana admits are hers and then read her divatastic tweets in response to the whole controversy. Google her now and ya’ might get a surprise!

| |

State of Indiana vs. Amber Portwood update: No-Contact order issued

Find out the latest legal deets for Amber Portwood including a “no-contact” order that prohibits the Teen Mom star from having any form of contact with her daughter Leah. Also find out who will be responsible for Leah’s well being while this order remains in effect.

Bonus: See a street view image of the foreboding Madison County Jail where Amber is currently being held!

| |

VIDEOS Benjamin Millepied ballet and interviews

Benjamin Millepied is the lucky man who will call Natalie Portman wife! See videos of the ballet choreographer dancing and discussing his art including a red carpet interview from the Black Swan premiere in which he specifically mentions “the work and effort” he put in to helping Natalie!

Bonus: See a photo of the newly engaged parents to be at the Venice Film Festival together.

| |

Teen Mom Amber Portwood is in prison: State of Indiana vs. Amber Portwood!

Prosecutors in Madison County, Indiana have moved ahead with a legal case and have decided to charge Teen Mom Amber Portwood with three felony counts and one misdemeanor charge stemming from episodes of violence that took place in front of her baby daughter Leah! During an airing of the hit MTV show Amber was shown slapping baby-daddy Gary Shirley while her daughter was in the room. The case was opened December 27th and is officially titled State of Indiana vs. Amber Portwood.

Please read on for further details.

Lydia Hearst to portray Lindsay Lohan character in ‘Dogs In Pocketbooks’

Lydia Hearst, the daughter of infamous kidnapping victim Patricia Hearst and Grand-daughter of publishing magnate William Randolph Hearst, has been cast to portray Lindsay Lohan in a comedic vehicle that will take a satirical look at the troubled child actor turned adult. Find out about Lydia, see a pic of her with the A-list actor she’s dating, and check out some serious H-O-T lingerie photos of the highly sought out model while you’re at it.

|

Hugh Jackman hit in the sack by Elizabeth Hurley’s alleged lover!

Things have not been going well lately for super talent Hugh Jackman. Wolverine was recently in the news for a well publicised injury suffered while repelling during a stunt for Oprah Winfrey’s visit to Australia. So what could be worse than that type of public stunt FAIL? How about a direct shot to Hugh Jackman’s sack-man in a cricket pitch from Elizabeth Hurley’s alleged lover Shane Warne!?!

That’s right! Take time to prepare yourself for the emotional impact of seeing a crotch shot impact happen down under to the man from the land down under!

|

VIDEO Ke$ha Christmas song is a pisser

Pop singer Ke$ha is just getting stranger and stranger. Her wardrobe choices have always been in question but her latest stunt may have just taken the $’s cake. In a video posted via her YouTube channel Ke$ha belts out a sweet version of “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” when inexplicably an unnamed woman appears behind her in the snow and begins urinating.

I guess this is how Ke$ha says Merry Christmas folks!

| |

Brett Favre allegedly requested a video of Jenn Sterger masturbating

While NFL commissioner Roger Goodell drags his feet on taking disciplinary action on Brett Favre more and more scandalous reports surface in the ol’ sexting a photo of his penis to Jenn Sterger controversy. The latest alleged no-no involves a little request from the waffling QB for a video of Miss Sterger pleasuring herself. Could the NFL just make a decision and quit doing their own Brett Favre impersonation already?!?

|

16 and Pregnant’s Ashley Salazar speaks candidly about adoption

In a candid interview 16 and Pregant’s Ashley Salazar opens up about the difficulties and hard choices she faced as she chose to give her baby daughter Callie up for adoption. Her comments are insightful, heart felt and give creedence to a recent study that indicates the show could help to prevent teen pregnancy.

| |

VIDEOS Jersey Shore’s Vinny spoofs Old Spice ad plus an extended season 3 trailer

Starcasm has been a huge fan of Old Spice’s “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like” commercials since the very first one appeared over the TV airwaves. We’ve also shown mad love for all the would be reality starts hustling down along the Jersey Shore. Well two of our pop-culture worlds have collided as Vinny Guadagnino from JS has thrown down with his own Isaiah Mustafa impersonation in a spot for MTV!

Bonus: Catch a fantastic extended trailer for season 3 set to begin on January 6th.

VIDEO Kristen Schaal’s new porn name generator from ‘Conan’

The very talented and funny Kristen Schaal made an appearance on “Conan” last night to discuss her sex book, her rise in the comedy ranks but most importantly a new and improved means by which one can generate their own adult-film-star name.

See the funny clip and then check out two sexy pics of Conan’s alter egos Pebbles Kennard and Appletini Badsex!

|

PHOTO Fan gropes Lady Gaga’s ta-tas

Lady Gaga was recently crowded by her little monsters as she left her room at The Park Hyatt, in Paris, France. During the unexpected meet and greet a female French fan took it upon herself to say hello in a rather secretive boob groping French fashion. Check out the Gaga ta-ta snag as well as another Paris, well Perez Hilton, doing the exact same thing just days before!

PHOTOS: Paris Hilton adopts ‘Sid Vicious’ while performing mandatory community service

The best thing to ever happen to a little lost Vegas chihuahua by the name of Skeet was for Hollywood socialite Paris Hilton to get busted for drug possession while partying at a casino on the strip. See two great candid photos of Paris with the little guy now named Sid Vicious whom she adopted while performing mandatory community service at The Animal Foundation of Las Vegas.

| |

Teen Mom’s Gary Shirley dropping serious cash but not on daughter Leah

If you’re dropping $6,000 on a boys weekend in Miami while pinching pennies when it comes to your baby daughter you’re working on an exclusive membership to the bad-dad club. We’re talking to you Mr. Gary Shirley!

Read on for a detailed bachelorfied list of things Gary has bought while not showing little Leah any of that monetary affection.

NFL receiver who blamed God for dropped pass allegedly tweets his johnson

Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson has burst on to the scene this year with a highlight fueled 2010 campaign. The flamboyant player who fits the role of diva wide out to a tee recently made headlines for blaming God via Twitter for a crucial dropped pass in a game vs the Pittsburgh Steelers that could have won the game. Well according to MTO he’s gone and done a Favre and sent Johnson’s johnson out into the world to view. Find out about the deets and get a direct link to the “reveal” here.

VIDEO: Danielle Staub gets “Social” at Prince Malik’s for new show

Danielle Staub is moving on from her fame launching run on Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey for hopefully greener pastures on Wealth TV. In an upcoming show called Social Staub plays the role of a modern day Robin Leach as she visits the rich and famous for behind-the-scenes peeks into their glamorous and mysterious lives. Check out a clip posted by record producer Prince Malik of Staub blown away by actually wealthy and famous celebs like Prince who have the gusto to Segway around their mansions!

Shakyra LaShae 'Vanity' "You're Cut Off"

Meet Shakyra LaShae from season 2 of VH1’s ‘You’re Cut Off’

VH1 has announced the cast for their upcoming second season of “You’re Cut Off” the enjoyable show that attempts to scare queen bees straight by severing their seemingly endless and undeserved sources of money. One of the 8 young women who will be cut off from their purse strings is 25-year-old Brooklyn brick house Shakyra LaShae.

Check out bio info, photos and a fashion video from The Waldorf Astoria as we examine exactly why Shakyra’s friends call her ‘Vanity.’