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VIDEO Obama tells kids to stop watching The Real Housewives

ByDarren O

Oh man. POTUS was speaking to the National Urban League in New Orleans and one of the ways in which he suggested kids can compete globally is to quit watching The Real Housewives! Read his quote, see the brief clip of his statement, find out why Michelle Obama might have a problem with this and then see 2 separate pics of Obama posing with said Housewives.

Alexia Echevarria's son Frankie Rosello shortly after his automobile accident
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Details on Alexia Echevarria’s son Frankie Rosello’s car accident and recovery

ByLindsay

Alexia Echevarria was one of the official housewives on Real Housewives of Miami‘s first season. Although she is returning for a second season, we won’t be seeing much of her. Alexia’s son, Frankie, was involved in a horrific car accident last August in Miami which left him in critical condition. Alexia dropped everything to be with him and her gig with Real Housewives of Miami was put on hold. Keep reading to learn more about what happened and see photos of Frankie in the recovery process, including a photo taken July 13 when he spent the day at the office with his mom!

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Real Housewives of Miami season 2 trailer, premiere date and official cast announced

ByLindsay

The Real Housewives of Miami are back for a second season this fall on Bravo. Marysol Patton, Lea Black, and Adriana de Moura will be back from season 1, and there are a few new faces as well. In fact, there are four hot new ladies joining the original three women with Alexia Echevarria and fan-favorite Mama Elsa also having several guest spots. Along with the premiere date, Bravo has released plenty of info about the new additions as well as a drama-filled trailer!

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‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Season 2 has eight women! Find out the scoop!

ByLindsay

It was announced in February that Real Housewives of Miami would be back for a second season. After a so-so first season, Bravo has made some big changes including giving two housewives the boot and adding four more! The show will also have some new guidance — the producers behind Bethenny Frankel’s spin-off are taking the reigns.

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Vicki Gunvalson Unknowingly Reveals New ‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Star

ByLindsay

It was announced earlier this year that Real Housewives of Miami would return for a second season after a dismal first season. However, the cast needed a face-lift (no pun intended) and two wives got the boot — Larsa Pippen and Cristy Rice. The rest of the women will return as official housewives with the exception of Alexia Echevarria who will return in a limited role.

Vicki Gunvalson has clued us into who’s joining the cast for their sophomore season.

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Reality showdown: Real Housewives of Miami’s Joanna Krupa protests the Kardashians’ DASH flagship store

ByAsa Hawks

Reality shows collided in Calabasas, California Monday when reported new Real Housewives of Miami cast member (and PETA activist) Joanna Krupa joined up with fellow model Katie Cleary to lead a protest at the Kardashians’ flagship DASH store location. The two were working with social activism site Care 2 to present a petition with more than 140,000 signatures asking that the celeb fashionistas stop selling furs in their stores.

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Dr. Karent Sierra joins cast of Real Housewives of Miami

ByDarren O

Bravo has been in full on makeover mode for their underachieving Real Housewives of Miami. It’s pretty much a reboot as the network has recast a majority of the main players for the franchise that had suffered from a lack of talent in South Beach. One of the recent additions is seriously hot dentist, Karent Sierra. She’s a former beauty queen but none of her beauty is former lemme tell ya’! She was spotted out recently taping the show with other new additions Joanna Krupa and Lisa Hochstein. Check out photos, a video and get business and bio info on the good doctor who actually makes dentistry not seem so bad.

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Meet Lisa Hochstein, former Playboy model and Real Housewives of Miami’s newest cast member

ByAsa Hawks

The last time Bravo went to the former Playboy model well they found pure gold with The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Camille Grammer, and now the network hopes the bunny lightning will strike twice with Playboy alum Lisa Hochstein, the newest cast member on The Real Housewives of Miami! But an extensive modeling portfolio isn’t the only thing this 29-year-old buxom blonde bombshell brings to the table, she also has a rather famous Bravolebrity husband! Keep reading to find out who he is and see lots and lots and lots of Lisa.

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Adriana De Moura confirms 2nd season of Real Housewives of Miami

ByDarren O

Brazilian brunette bombshell Adriana De Moura has verified after much prolonged speculation that there will indeed be a second season of The Real Housewives of Miami. This certifies one extremely important fact to take note of on the reality TV horizon, we will be getting more Mama Elsa Patton and that could never, ever be a bad thing! Get the deets on who will not be returning and how the show will try to right the ship after a rough first season.

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Bravo announces three-city Real Housewives Live Tour for Atlantic City, Chicago and Atlanta

ByAsa Hawks

Bravo announced earlier today that it will be launching a three-city “Real Housewives Live Tour” that includes stops in Atlantic City, Chicago, and Atlanta. The traveling drama circus will feature cast members culled together from various cities on stage where they will “discuss the most talked about moments, reveal cast secrets and answer questions straight from the audience.” Keep reading for all the details including dates, who is participating where, and ticket prices!

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Is a 2nd season of Miami Housewives imminent?

ByDarren O

An insider source for The Miami Herald is reporting that a 2nd season of the maligned Real Housewives of Miami is probable but with some serious revamping and cast changes. Catch up with the latest of the other heat from Miami and who I’m guessing would be locks to return like, say, Mama Elsa Patton of course!

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Celebrating Mother’s Day 2011 with The Real Housewives

ByStarcasm Staff

Today is a day set aside especially for mothers. A day that particularly the greeting card and flower companies enjoy, but most mothers have a pretty good time of it too. We cover a lot of mothers on this blog (most are also involved in reality television, and some degree of scandal) but past all…

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Real Housewives of Miami live reunion recap and fallout

ByDarren O

The Real Housewives of Miami may last only one shortened season but with Bravo’s first live Housewives reunion show last night the “ladies” of South Beach went down swinging! There was more juicy yelling, name calling, swearing and bitterness in the first 2 minutes of the reunion show than there was during the entire season. Read on for a full recap and subsequent twitter fallout reactions from the South Beach vixens.

Bonus: Find out who said and who was the target of this bomb, “At least I’m not giving bl0w jobs to 19-year-olds like you do.”

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PHOTOS Miami Housewives make splash at Lea Black gala

ByDarren O

Miami Housewives Adriana De Moura, Alexia Echevarria and Marysol Patton made the scene for fellow Housewife Lea Black’s annual gala held in Miami. The event is a major social to-do each year in South Florida and was the crux for much of the drama from season one of The Real Housewives of Miami. Check out photos of the girls looking fab, especially Marysol, discover why Cristy Rice and Larsa Pippen were no shows and how that fact is leading to a show down for tonight’s live reunion show!

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Is tonight the end of The Real Housewives of Miami?

ByDarren O

The ladies of RHOM are hitting their Twitter feeds looking for support for a second season. Bravo and rep Andy Cohen have been hush on the futures of both Miami and D.C. The ratings haven’t been so hot and the season ends tonight (except for a live reunion show) in only its 6th episode. This could very well be the end of the line for our gals down Miami way.

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VIDEO Miami Housewife Adriana De Moura works a stripper pole

ByDarren O

While Marysol was out in snow capped Aspen getting hitched to her French lover Philippe the real action was happening back in Miami where Housewife Adriana De Moura was melting faces and hearts as she worked on her pole dancing techniques. H-O-T! Video and some SFW and good for your soul screen caps await.

PHOTO RHOM Mama Elsa Patton before plastic surgery
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PHOTO RHOM Mama Elsa Patton before plastic surgery

ByAsa Hawks

See a pre-plastic surgery picture of The Real Housewives of Miami‘s break-out star Mama Elsa Patton! The photo was tweeted by daughter Marysol last week with the caption, “Special Treat @elsapatton at my age, such a babe.”

(And be sure to tune in tonight and watch Mama Elsa and Marysol on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen!)

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Wedding photo from Marysol Patton’s Aspen marriage to Philippe Pautesta-Herda

ByStarcasm Staff

The Real Housewives of Miami have lacked that little something that most of the other shows have, but what they do have is Mama Elsa (who has had more plastic surgery than the cat lady, likes her wine, and may be a witch! We love her!) Mama Elsa wouldn’t be a mama without her charming…

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RHOM’s Mama Elsa Patton tweets from her Miami to NYC road trip!

ByDarren O

When Andy Cohen was told that the biggest star from The Real Housewives of Miami, Mama Elsa Patton, was not going to appear on Watch What Happens Live because of a fear of flying he sent staffers down to Miami to DRIVE both Elsa and her Housewife daughter Marysol all the way up to New York for the show. Well played Andy, but even better that that we have video, photos and Twitter updates from Elsa and Marysol’s road trip for the ages!

Real Housewives of Miami Adriana De Moura
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PHOTO Miami Housewife Adriana De Moura claims she was choked, raped by ex-husband Roberto Sidi

ByDarren O

Adriana De Moura shocked the other Miami Housewives when she revealed that she discovered via a phone call that her ex-husband and father of her son Alex, Roberto Sidi, was married to another woman who just so happened to be 17. Well her other South Beach cast mates might have fallen out of their Vuittons if they heard the rest of story which includes court papers that claim he choked and raped her! Read on for the shocking details and see a photo that Star magazine printed and claims is Mr. Sidi.

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VIDEO Philippe Pautesta’s proposal to Miami Housewife Marysol Patton

ByDarren O

Watch a preview video of next week’s Real Housewives of Miami in which Marysol Patton’s mysterious French lover Philippe proposes to her. In addition find out more about this man who is trying to become witch Elsa’s son-in-law and get a full transcript of the proposal right here. Oh yeah, and find out if Marysol says yes or no of course!

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Miami Housewife Cristy Rice responds to Lea Black’s hooker comment and distances herself from Alexia Echevarria

ByDarren O

Miami Housewife Cristy Rice has had some time to soak in the drama following a dramatic Lea Black telebomb in which Black accused Rice of working a room like a $1,000 dollar hooker. Unlike Lea she didn’t come out immediately firing bullets but she has now replied with her own version. And as if “hookergate” wasn’t enough she has also distanced herself from Alexia Echevarria following disparaging comments about the “lower people” of Hialeah, FL.

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Miami Housewife Alexia Echevarria apologizes for “lower person” Hialeah insult

ByDarren O

It looks like the town of Hialeah, FL has taken offense to remarks made by Miami Housewife Alexia Echevarria in which she stated that her magazine sold well there because, “The lower person wants to see you and they want to wear the dress you’re wearing. They want to look like you.”

Read on to see what some fine folks from Hialeah had to say about Alexia’s comment and then check out the Housewive’s apology that was posted to her Bravo blog.

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Miami Housewife Lea Black responds to Cristy Rice $1,000 hooker controversy

ByDarren O

The morning after Miami Housewife Lea Black claimed that her fellow RHoM cast member Cristy Rice was acting like a $1,000 hooker at her annual gala on live TV she participated in an online chat with Hollywood Life. Read on to see if a good night’s rest brought about any regrets or if Lea is standing by her comments and still holds a grudge!

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VIDEO Miami Housewives drama: Lea Black calls Cristy Rice a hooker on live TV

ByDarren O

For all you folks who were clamoring for some drama from The Real Housewives of Miami how about a live TV telebomb in which Lea Black accused Cristy Rice of being a liar, a party crasher, someone who would steal from children in need of charity and a hooker? Yeah I thought so!

Read on for all the juicy deets from last night’s show that bled over into the jaw dropping teleblaster on Watch What Happens Live and yes WE HAVE THE VIDEO that nearly had Andy Cohen speechless. Also read what the two ladies had to tweet about the whole situation.

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Miami Housewife Adriana De Moura’s art gallery

ByDarren O

Tonight The Real Housewives of Miami and Bravo look to turn up the heat after a cool reception for the show’s premiere last week. Housewife Lea Black revealed that she found fellow Housewife Adriana De Moura sleeping on the floor of an art gallery with her son and took them under her wing. Now the super sexy Brazilian De Moura owns her own Miami gallery! Read on for deets about the gallery that will be featured frequently during the first season of RHoM.

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PHOTOS The Real Housewives of Miami before the fame

ByDarren O

On the heels of last night’s premiere of The Real Housewives of Miami check out a gallery of mind blowing old school photos of all the cast members including Lea Black in a “Let’s Get Physical” spandex gem, Larsa Pippen as a serious cutie pie on a regretful couch and Adriana De Moura rockin’ some high waist jeans and hanging with President Barack Obama!

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More photos from The Real Housewives of Miami Premiere Party

ByAsa Hawks

See tons of photos from The Real Housewives of Miami Premiere Party at Eden Roc Hotel and Resort Miami, Florida last night including five of the six cast members, their families and the incomparable Andy Cohen himself!

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Miami Housewife Marysol Patton is engaged to Frenchman Philippe Pautesta

ByDarren O

In a preview for tonight’s premiere of The Real Housewives of Miami PR maven Marysol Patton discusses her relationship with a Frenchman by the name of Philippe with her outspoken mother Elsa. The conversation progresses to the topic of sex which makes Marysol a little uncomfortable. With a little prodding Miss Patton states that this Philippe is, “fantastic in every way.”

Find out about this fantastic Frenchman named Philippe who is engaged to and stole the Real House-heart of Marysol Patton including photos, business and bio information.

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The Real Housewives of Miami get ready for tonight’s premiere

ByDarren O

Check out an all things publicity blitz for tonight’s premiere of The Real Housewives of Miami including photos and video from a poppin’ premiere party, a video interview with NBC 6 in Miami featuring 3 of the 6 Miami Housewives, Twitter photos and more!

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PHOTO Marysol Patton mug shot Real Housewives of Miami

ByAsa Hawks

Things don’t officially get rolling on the latest installment of Bravo’s Housewives franchise until Monday night when The Real Housewives of Miami kicks off at 10|9c. But, the drama is already unfolding as the cast members get vetted by the media and the skeletons come dancing out of the closet like a Grateful Dead music video! Keep reading to see cast member Marysol Patton’s mug shot and find out exactly what it was that got her arrested!

Real Housewives of Miami Elsa Patton
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MUG SHOTS Real Housewives of Miami’s Elsa Patton DUI arrest

ByDarren O

Elsa Patton is the mid-70’s outspoken mom of The Real Housewives of Miami cast member Marysol Patton. Elsa promises to be featured prominently on the show as her daughter said as much in an interview with The Miami Herald. Back on October 9th, 2010 Elsa was arrested for DUI and driving without a valid drivers license and we have some undeniable mug shots to prove it. Read on for the details about the arrest and Miss Elsa who promises to be one of the more entertaining personalities on RHoM.

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Miami Housewives premiere features underage drinking controversy

ByDarren O

The premiere for The Real Housewives of Miami is almost upon us and we’re already getting drama stemming from the debut episode. During this premiere sexy Venue magazine editor Alexia Echevarria gets cavalier in a discussion with her teenage son about scoring a table at a bar with bottle service. Read on for Alexia’s statement in regards to her family’s shall we say “relaxed” view on underage drinking.

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VIDEO Marysol Patton discusses The Real Housewives of Miami

ByDarren O

We are gearing up big time for the premiere of The Real Housewives of Miami which is less than a week away! The six South Beach mavens that comprise the cast of the show have been doing the same as this post features PR firm CEOh-Yeah Marysol Patton discussing a little of what can be expected from the franchise’s South Florida edition.

Check out her video interview with The Miami Herald in which Marysol discusses her on-camera engagement, RHoM’s natural drama, and how her outspoken mom may just end up being the real star of the show!

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PHOTOS Real Housewives of Miami Cristy Rice’s Bri Bri Boutique

ByDarren O

In addition to her quality naps and looking after her three kids Real Housewives of Miami’s Cristy Rice spends quite a bit of her time and energy focused on running her South Miami clothing store Bri Bri Boutique. The store shares its unique name with Cristy’s vibrant and beautiful daughter Bri Bri. I was able to find out some info and links for the RHoM’s business and thought I’d share this brief write up so you can have a good idea of what takes up so much of Cristy’s time.

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VIDEOS The Real Housewives of Miami teaser interviews Part 2

ByDarren O

Now it’s time for part 2 of this all out meet The Real Housewives of Miami teaser video fest. Come along as we discover more important information about our South Beach babes like the fact that Adriana has one breast that is smaller than the other and Marysol watches porn!

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VIDEOS The Real Housewives of Miami teaser interviews Part 1

ByDarren O

Bravo has posted some fantastic teaser interviews featuring the new cast members for The Real Housewives of Miami. Check out Part 1 of our posts featuring the South Beach vixens talking about everything under the South Florida sun!

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Miami Housewife Lea Black was a juror in William Kennedy Smith trial defended by husband

ByDarren O

Lea Black is one of the 6 upcoming Bravolebrities that will comprise the cast of The Real Housewives of Miami. In a previous post I introduced our readers to her husband Roy Black a renowned attorney from South Florida. His most famous trial was the rape defense of William Kennedy Smith back in ’91. Well it turns out Lea, who went by Lisa Lea Haller, was a juror in that very case! Find out how they met and eventually became husband and wife in this episode of Real Housewives of Law and Order.

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PHOTOS Meet Larsa Pippen of The Real Housewives of Miami

ByDarren O

A name often mentioned in the discussion of “hottest sports wife” is Larsa Pippen, wife of retired NBA legend Scottie Pippen, and for good reason. Larsa is H-O-T and will certainly heat up South Beach as she takes her turn on reality TV for Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Miami.

Check out some photogenic proof of Larsa’s hotness, including a pic with her close friend Kim Kardashian, as well as bio information for the self described “fab mom of four.”

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PHOTOS Marysol Patton of The Real Housewives of Miami

ByDarren O

Marysol Patton considers herself a ‘seer’ and is sought after for spiritual advice in her hometown of Miami. Well it’s time for all of us to ‘see’ multiple photos and links in addition to other general Patton information for The Real Housewives of Miami cast mate. Wait did I make a general Patton joke, I need someone to help me, maybe Marysol can. Marysol can!?! Read on for some serious Marysol Patton info before I get carried away.

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PHOTOS Meet Adriana de Moura-Sidi of The Real Housewives of Miami

ByAsa Hawks

Adriana de Moura-Sidi is the sexy new Brazilian star of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Miami! The recently divorced full-time mom as her “flirtatious ways and fiery personality seem to get her in trouble and leave her peers gossiping.” Keep reading for pictures, background info and links to her Facebook, Twitter and art gallery web site!

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VIDEO Real Housewives of Miami trailer plus preview clips

ByAsa Hawks

Bravo continues its quest to take over late night ratings and completely monopolize the attention of celebrity bloggers with yet another soldier in their ever-growing army of Housewives shows, this time venturing into the Sunshine State for The Real Housewives of Miami, set to premiere Tuesday, February 22. Keep reading to see a photo of the cast as well as watch the trailer and a couple preview clips of these Miami drama mamas in action!

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PHOTOS Meet Alexia Echevarria of The Real Housewives of Miami

ByDarren O

It’s been officially announced that Bravo will be airing yet another installment of the popular Housewives franchise, this time in Miami. One of the confirmed cast members is Venue magazine editor Alexia Echevarria and let me tell you, she is H-O-T Miami hot. Check out photos, including one with some other well known Housewives, for the super sex-ia Alexia.

Bonus: Catch a behind-the-scenes video in which Alexia is caught by surprise while filming an episode of the show!

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‘Real Housewives’ Miami franchise to feature drag queen Elaine Lancaster

ByDarren O

Move over Kim Zolciak, it looks like you may not go down as the most famous wig-wearing stage performer in Real Housewives history. Bravo’s wildly successful show is setting up shop in Miami and one of the featured cast members is going to be Elaine Lancaster. If you’re not familiar with Elaine, she is the wonderful drag queen creation of one James Davis! Read on to find out all about the fabulous Miss Elaine including photos, videos, bio and a rare photo of Mr. Davis!