Last night on The Biggest Loser two contestants were eliminated instead of just one. The night was dramatic and historical – dramatic because Shay Sorrells was the first to weigh in and lost 17 pounds! 17 POUNDS! And that wasn’t good enough to stay out of the bottom three! (Because of the double elimination the…
Mania.com is reporting that casting has already begun for Spider-Man 4 and that one of the top contenders to play Black Cat is Rachel McAdams! Here’s the scoop from Mania: We can exclusively reveal that actress Rachel McAdams has met with the producers of the film for a major role. McAdams (of ‘Wedding Crashers’ and…
It’s not just egotistical portraits over his bed, Alex Rodriguez actually IS a centaur! Starcasm.net investigators have uncovered this rare photo of the New York Yankees third baseman in his equine form! The photo seems to be from earlier this year when A-Rod was still dating Madonna. This photo proves three rumors: 1. Alex Rodriguez…
Singer (and actress!) Mariah Carey gave everyone a ‘Vision of Love’ outside The Ed Sullivan Theater as she arrived for an appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman to promote her new movie Precious. A brick wall is the perfect backdrop for Miss Carey because she IS a briiiiiick houuuse! She is stacked, packed…
University of New Mexico women’s soccer player Elizabeth Lambert made headlines during a tournament match against Brigham Young University when she grabbed the ponytail of a BYU player and pulled her violently to the ground. The incident went unpunished during the match, but after reviewing the video afterward the New Mexico head coach suspended Elizabeth…
I knew it! Russell Brand isn’t human, he’s an evil blood-sucking beast from some really dark place – darker even than Detroit! Don’t believe me? Just check out these photos of the once lively and spirited Katy Perry, who ill-advisedly invited this vampire into her home (and life) when she started dating it a few…
I’d like to thank Zooey Deschanel for brightening up my Monday morning with her happy-inducing countenance and “Walking on Sunshine” demeanor! I have no idea what the 4th Annual Hamilton Behind the Camera Awards are, but Zooey was there looking like her usual enlightened spritely self and that alone is story enough for me! Here…
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes just bought a new “house” located at 42 West 12th Street in Greenwich Village in New York City. The home sold for $15 million and has 8,100 square feet. Here’s a floor plan for the new digs: Perty sweet! I’m not from New York City so I don’t know a…
Taylor Swift’s appearance on Saturday Night Live last night was a huge success and today she’s all the buzz on the internet! In case you missed it, here are clips of some of her skits, including her charmingly self-deprecating musical monologue to open the show, during which she plays guitar and sings a song about…
46-year-old Kitten Kay-Sera of Los Angeles is obsessed with the color pink, and I don’t mean obsessed in the same sense as your Aunt Lily is “obsessed” with dolphins. No, Kitten has a serious case of the pink eye, refusing to wear any other color for over 25 years and surrounding herself with the hue…
Taylor Swift’s charming performance on Saturday Night Live included surprisingly pleasant musical performances, numerous Kanye West references, downright cute skits and this prerecorded trailer for Firelight that pokes a little fun at the popularity of vampires and the Twilight Saga movies: In an earlier Twilight post I mentioned that Taylor Lautner’s portrayal of a werewolf…
I was just complaining that all the Lady Gaga fashion posts were making me feel a little too metrosexual, and then along comes Benicio Del Toro in one of the most kickarse Trucker Hats ever! The real trick to pulling off a trucker hat is to not look like you’re trying to pull off a…
Here is the only picture to surface so far of Major Nidal Malik Hasan – the man apprehended in the Fort Hood slayings: The photo is from the Center for the Study of Traumatic Stress web site where it appears he was in the Department of Psychiatry. Here is the text from his profile: Nidal…
It had to happen! Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costumes were so great it appears she got a phone call from Disney to star in a remake of the 1937 classic Snow White! Thanks to the Disney Corporation’s close ties to the Starcasm Corporation we were able to obtain this exclusive sneak peek: There’s no word if…
Domo Arigato Missus Roboto! Lady Gaga revisited the look from the cover of her upcoming Fame Monster double CD release (due out November 23) for an appearance promoting the album on MTV. The envelope-pushing fashionista makes a nice recovery from her most recent style misfire at the 2009 ACE Awards, digging out here platinum blond…
Lady Gaga was at the ACE awards to receive the Stylemaker Award and she wore a typically absurd outfit to the affair. Lady G’s latest surreal fashion statement consisted of a dark top with white bottoms and fishnet stockings, all dusted in a white powder. On her feet were bizarre high-heeled platform shoes with heels…
Hot Mormon women are taking over the world! First there was the The Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of Motherhood 12-month wall calendar featuring a dozen scantily-clad Mormon mommas in various seasonally themed pinup poses sharing their favorite muffin recipes, and now the racy Mormoms have invaded Youtube with their own video channel! That’s right,…
Professional tennis player and all around hottie Maria Sharapova was in attendance at the T-Mobile and Ericsson Celebrate Halloween event held in Canoga Park, California. The highlight of the shindig was a Maria Sharapova look-a-like contest and the lucky young woman above was the winner. Before I get flooded with emails, let me defend myself…
We’re told that we’re not supposed to bite the hand that feeds us but does the same adage apply to the hand that supplies us with “the good stuff?” There’s one forklift driver in Moscow, Russia who learned the answer to that question the hard way: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Why couldn’t this footage have come from a…
Good gracious! These pictures of Kim Kardashian in a Princess Jasmine costume will leave no doubt in your mind that she is about the crazy-curviest woman on the planet! (No disrespect Kelly Brook.) I was just doing a celebrity costume post last night on AnnaLynne McCord’s sexy Batgirl outfit and I commented on the fact…
The Christmas list of 90% of girls ages 6-36 just got two items longer thanks to Mattel’s release of the Twilight-themed Bella Swan and Edward Cullen Barbie dolls on November 1. Vampire-loving kids (and vampire-loving adults) can now play out their favorite scenes from Twilight or act out their own fan fiction with these replicas…
Check out these 12 pinup photos of some hot Mormon mommas that want to have a little fun and also share some muffin recipes with you! Sexy, scantily clad women making muffins? I think it’s time I started doing a little more research into the Latter Day Saints! The Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of…
Project Runway judge and fashion designer extraordinaire Michael Kors was channeling Arlo Guthrie at Bette Midler’s New York Restoration Project Hulaween Gala at the Waldorf Astoria in New York City on October 30, 2009. His hippyriffic Halloween costume was straight out of the early ’70s, complete with long white hair and mustache, tie-dyed shirt, groovy…
It seems as though sexy Halloween costumes are out this year, but thankfully AnnaLynne McCord and her sisters didn’t get the memo. 90210 star AnnaLynne went the scantily clad heroine route, donning fishnets, a multi-zippered leather top and bottom with matching knee-high boots and a black mask to complete her fetishtastic Batgirl outfit. At least…
When I first glanced at these photos I thought it was just Tori Spelling in an eye patch, but it was actually pop diva Christina Aguilera and her son Max Bratman out trick or treating for Halloween in Brentwood. Click thumbnails for larger images in the gallery: Photos: Dragao/Fame Pictures I give Christina an “A”…
I think we have the 2009 adorable costume winner! It’s Zumasauraus! Check out the poster child for Halloween Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale (had to include the whole name) with his reptilian sibling Kingston James McGregor Rossdale (his full name’s not as fun, but I couldn’t show favoritism!) and their cowgal mommy Gwen Stefani out trick…
Finally! We’re starting to see some photos from the best celebrity Halloween party of the year – Heidi Klum’s annual costume bash in West Hollywood! Here are a few pictures of the hostess and her husband Seal dressed in elaborate matching crow costumes. Heckle and Jeckle appeared to be tarred and feathered from the waist…
My second favorite Queen of Hearts costume this year! (Right behind this one made entirely of duct tape!) Playboy playmate Holly Madison took the Alice In Wonderland matriarch and put an old west saloon spin on her Halloween night at Studio 54 in Las Vegas. Kinda fun and sexy without leaning too heavily on that…
In case you missed it! Here’s the Hailey Glassman “interview” from The Insider, during which she revelas that Jon Gosselin emotionally abuses her and often lashes out at her when throwing “mantrums.” My favorite Hailey quote? Her revealing innuendo that reveals a little TMI about her and Jon: “I get it from every end.” Hi-ooooooo!…
I didn’t think this video could possibly be as bad as it sounded, but lo and behold it’s actually worse! A pregnant and seemingly high Anna Nicole is attending a little girl’s birthday (Her name is Riley – it’s not clear her relation to Anna.) Howard K. Stern records the video as Riley puts clown…
Matilda set off adorable alarms all over the city while walking to school in the rain Thursday. Holding hands with mom Michelle Williams in a yellow rain slicker, pink boots and umbrella, Matilda looked like she walked right off a canister of Morton Salt! Barbie, Strawberry Shortcake and Tinkerbell have recently gotten a modern face-lift,…
Lady Cacartman gets his raspy pop groove on in the most recent episode of South Park, covering Lady Gaga’s smash hit “Poker Face.” The clip is from the episode called “Whale Wh*res” and comes immediately after Stan escalates the anti-whaling campaign with actual violence: In case you’re out of the pop music loop, here’s Lagy…
The first trailer for the thousand-trillion-dollar epic sci-fi flick directed by James Cameron impressed with its advanced special effects but left folks a little confused about the plot. So, there’s a new, extended theatrical trailer that hopes to remedy that issue and provide a better idea of what the movie is actually about: Here…
If you thought solving a Rubik’s Cube was hard, try recreating a fine art masterpiece with thousands of the 3-D puzzles! That’s what the folks at the Canadian-based Cube Works have done time and time again, making Rubik’s Cube-ist versions of classics by Leonardo Da Vinci, Andy Warhol, Edvard Munch, Vincent Van Gogh and other…
Cliff Lee was living an “In the Zone” poster tonight in game one of the World Series against the New York Yankees! In addition to throwing a one-run complete game against the best offense in baseball, Cliff Lee had the top two plays in sports tonight with his glove! Both catches involved being in the…
UPDATE – October 30, 2009: Hailey Glassman has dumped Jon Gosselin Hailey Glassman once again attempts to elicit sympathy from the public by dolling herself up for a television interview, this time with The Insider. Hailey has been in the headlines since her relationship with Jon and Kate Plus 8‘s Jon Gosselin became public back…
Video of Phil Ivey mucking a winning flush with only 24 players left at the 2009 World Series of Poker Main Event! Here are the hands and the cards on the board: Phil: 8 of spades 8 of diamonds Board: 5 of spades Queen of hearts 10 of spades Queen of spades Ace of spades…
Usually whenever you hear “Paris Hilton” and “Hello Kitty” in the same sentence it means there’s been another wardrobe malfunction involving Paris’s aversion to wearing underwear, but this time around it’s a little more innocent and a little less frightening. Paris Hilton brought the HK bling and even an over-sized Hello Kitty-shaped handbag to the…
Dennis Scheib, the attorney for Frederick Richardson who has been charged with voluntary manslaughter in the October 2nd death of Ashley “A.J.” Jewell, tells the Atlanta Journal and Constitution “I’ve been told my client will be okay.” He adds, “I think they’re going to dismiss it.” Richardson is currently free on bond. The reason for…
Welcome to a world where beauty eats braaaaiinns! Following on the heels of the successful 2009 12-month zombie babe effort, myzombiepinup.com has a brand new batch of foolish ghoulish make-you-droolish drop undead gorgeous rotted hotties for their 2010 My Zombie Pinup wall calendar! Straight out of a Cryptoria’s Secret catalog, these yummy unwrapped mummies pose…
Excerpts of Andre Agassi’s upcoming autobiography were to be printed in People and Sports Illustrated later this week, but SI writer Richard Deitsch jumped the gun a little bit Tuesday morning by tweeting this bombshell: FYI: There’s an off-the-charts book excerpt from Andre Agassi in the forthcoming SI: He admits to taking crystal meth during…
Even better than the Balloon Boy get-up is this Transformerrific Optimus Prime costume! It comes in nine pieces and apparently requires a small table, a pair of special suspenders, at least one helper “on the ground” and a step ladder. I imagine the thought bubbles on the two kids that ride by on their bicycles…
I’ve never heard of Imogen Poots and I have no idea what “Cracks” is, but the former was in attendance at a screening of the latter during the Times BFI 53rd London Film Festival at the Vue West End in London, England on October 25, 2009. You might stink I couldn’t analize this topic any…
Dadada dum (snap snap) Dadada dum (snap snap)… They’re creepy and they’re kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They’re all together ooky, Gary and Gemma Numan! The King of Synthpop and his wife were in attendance at the 2009 Q Awards in London October 26 looking like they were fresh from the set of a remake of…
Oh the carnage! Or perhaps it would be better to say, Oh the motorcyclenage! Here is the video and some photos taken from the moment Brad Pitt smashed into a parked car while riding his brand new custom chopper at speeds in excess of 100 cmph! Luckily for Angelina Jolie (and the thousands of needy…
Texas couple Dan and Alejandra Borris teamed up to create the immensely popular 2009 calendar featuring canines doing yoga poses and now they are back with a fresh batch of pooch posturing for their 2010 Yoga Dogs wall calendar! Check out Tiny the chihuahua doing the Kukkutasan (Rooster Pose) or Duke the golden retriever finding…
It appears that ESPN doesn’t stand for “Exhalting Steve Phillips’ Naughtiness.” The sports network has reportedly fired the sack-hopping analyst after details of his affair with 22-year-old ESPN analyst Brooke Hundley made headlines last week. As is often the case with hard news these days, the source of the information is twitter – more specifically…
It appears that Noah Cyrus is following right in her older sister’s leather knee-high stripper bootsteps. Here are some photos of the 9-year-old sibling of Miley Cyrus in costume at the 16th Annual Dream Halloween held at The Barker Hangar at the Santa Monica Airport on October 24th, 2009. Accompanying her in a few of…
Photographers were on hand when Brad Pitt lost control of his brand new custom motorcycle in Los Angeles this afternoon. I was just writing a jealous article about how the coolest dude on the planet just got the coolest custom chopper on the planet when I saw these photos moments later of the uber awesome…
Could this be the beginning of a Tara Reidvergnügen ad campaign by Blackberry Germany? Or maybe Tara Reid just stumbled in from her Oktoberfest celebration and the photographers didn’t know any better? Either way, the result is a series of photographs of AlcoHall of Fame inductee Tara Reid modeling the new Blackberry Bold phone in…
Read what Kim has to say about the NY Housewives Why does Kim wear a wig? Well, they didn’t really kiss, but there was lots of makeup and making up! During the season finale of The Real Housewives of Atlanta that aired last night, cast members Nene Leakes and Kim Zolciak went after each other…
Just like Steve Phillips and John Edwards, this middle-aged white dude regrets getting a little too horny around the wrong woman. I dub her “Charlene Chaplin.” Maybe this is why white people are called honkeys. Subscribe to Starcasm by Email
Check out this photo and complete transcript of the restraining order taken out by ESPN production assistant Brooke Hundley against her superior and reported lover ESPN analyst and former general manager of the New York Mets Steve Phillips. The document bloodhounds at TMZ turned up this gem, filed in Connecticut on August 20 of this…
Here’s some old-school bootlegged video footage of an exclusive behind-the-scenes clip about the making of Twilight New Moon that was just shown at The 4th Rome International Film Festival. Hmmm..they deleted that pretty quick. Here are some others: Oooh – and here’s a just released Volturi scene featuring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart! Release the…
More New Moon pictures from the 4th Rome International Film Festival! I already posted photos of the Twilight cast members strutting down the red carpet and here are some more of the vamps and lycanthropes after they made it inside and posed for cameras close-up. Included are mugshots of Jamie Campbell Bower, Charlie Bewley, Cameron…
And so it begins. Cast members of The Twilight Saga: New Moon were on hand for a special preview and behind-the-scenes screening of the much-anticipated sequel to Twilight at the 4th Rome International Film Festival on October 22, 2009. In attendance were Ana Caterina Morariu, Cameron Bright, Charlie Bewley, Jamie Campbell Bower, Melissa Rosenberg and…
For those girls who’ve always wanted a fairy tale wedding, fashion designer Kirstie Kelly has designed a line of wedding rings inspired by the Walt Disney princesses. The rings, which include the matching wedding bands, are in addition to Kelly’s line of Disney-inspired wedding gowns and honor the animated heroines Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White,…
More details are emerging about ESPN analyst and former general manger of the New York Mets Steve Phillips’ affair with 22-year-old ESPN production assistant Brooke Hundley and it’s looking more and more like a real life Fatal Attraction scenario. As I mentioned in a previous post, Steve Phillips’ mistress Brooke Hundley began to harass Steve’s…
There seems to be a a completely different kind of “swine flu” sweeping the nation and the symptoms are: fame and an uncontrollable desire to sleep with young women who work for you. ESPN baseball analyst and former manager of the New York Mets Steve Phillips is the latest to be diagnosed with the pig…
I’ve realized that the Jon “Gosselin versus Kate Gosselin” debate is about like voting for president most years. People mostly belong to either of two camps that won’t waiver too much, and those that are undecided have to determine which candidate is the least horrible. But, we forget about the eight little independent candidates! Click…
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