Celebrity puff pieces are great. They’re ostensibly about promoting someone’s brand, but they’re always full of ridiculous little details that threaten to undermine the promotion itself. And since Kanye West is basically a list of ridiculous little details come to life, any feature on him can only add to his legacy of oddities. This is…
A family spokesperson has confirmed that Carrie Fisher has died. The 60-year-old actress passed away Tuesday morning after suffering a massive heart attack while traveling aboard an airplane from London to Los Angeles. According to TMZ, Carrie suffered the heart attack just 15 minutes before landing at LAX after traveling to Europe as part of…
We have a brand new favorite publication of 2016: The Us Weekly Hot Bodies Issue! The magazine’s Photograpy Director Jennifer Halper shared a sneak peek at this year’s issue in the form of three scrumtrulescent photos of Real Housewives of New Jersey co-stars Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga paying tribute to some of the most…
Amy Schumer’s sexcentric brand of comedy is highlighted this week with a GQ Comedy Issue cover story, as well as a rather risque photo shoot in which Amy transforms Star Wars fanboy hottie Princess Leia into Princess Lay Ya, all while exploring her droid-curious leanings. On the cover, Amy is seen sporting Princess Leia’s famous “slave Leia” bikini…
Though unconfirmed, the details come from a generally respected source. See for yourself whether they’re worth believing.
37,000 actors auditioned in person in eleven American and British cities. 30,000 more hopefuls submitted their materials online. Find out which two people made the cut.
After reports spread that Harrison Ford was injured on the set of Star Wars: Episode VII, Disney executives implied it was only a minor ankle sprain… However, Harrison’s rep said it was actually more severe than that and will require weeks of rehab.
Melancholia star Kirsten Dunst kept the “May the 4th Be With You” vibe going as the actress stepped out to the Met Gala in New York City in a full-length black dress featuring the graphic visage of the Death Star from the Star Wars film franchise. See the look that is getting mixed reviews but had this fanboy proclaiming, “Wore the dress well she did!”
After months (or dare I say decades?) of speculation, LucasFilm and Disney have finally made an official announcement revealing all of the major cat members for Star Wars VII, including the return of original cast members Harrison Ford (Han Solo), Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia), Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker), Anthony Daniels (C-3PO), Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca), and Kenny Baker (R2-D2)! #BLOOPBLOOPBLEEPBLEEPWHIRRRRR
The Walt Disney Company has purchased George Lucas’ film company, Lucasfilm Ltd, for $4 billion and is already planning for more Star Wars movies, the earliest of which will premiere in 2015. “It’s now time for me to pass Star Wars on to a new generation of filmmakers,” Lucas said in a statement. Lucas, who will act as “creative consultant” on episodes 7 ,8, and 9, had previously told press that the Star Wars franchise was dead, so this news will come as a great surprise to fans. Keep reading for the complete press release, a video in which George Lucas talks about the future of the Star Wars franchise, and forward looking statements from Robert A. Iger (Disney’s Chairman and CEO) and Jay Rasulo (Disney’s Senior Executive Vice President and CFO).
Take note note George Lucas: the only way to make Return of the Jedi better is if the Jedi returning is a 5-year-old boy’s father coming home from being stationed in Afghanistan for over a year!
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…. alternate universes collided as the stars of MTV’s Teen Mom 2 merged with the iconic creations from the world of George Lucas’s Star Wars films. The result is an entirely meaningless and silly handful of mash up images straight from the planet of Teenmomtooine.
UPDATED! Now with Jenelle and Kailyn!
A long time ago on a football field far, far away….
In honor of tonight’s “Star Wars” match up between Tom Brady’s New England Patriots and the upstart Denver Broncos led by the biggest name in sports right now, Tim Tebow, I present to you…
Tim Teboba Fett!
If you’re of a certain age (raising hand slowly) then you may have a memory of what your reaction was when you first discovered ( WARNING: Decades old spoiler!!!) that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker’s father. In an already goin’ viral clip a dad with some Jedi like Star Wars foresight recorded his 4-year-old boy Faris watching this very scene and his reaction is priceless. Check it out!
I don’t believe I have ever typed a more bloggerotic title than that.
Keep reading to find out all about Kanye West’s failed Comedy Central pilot for his adult hip hop take on The Muppet Show titled Alligator Boots. The puppet comedy/variety show featured Rhymefest as rapper and star Pork Troy with head writer Jimmy Kimmel voicing the sultry and Chef-inspired “Beary” White. The pilot was hosted by Kanye himself and featured a guest appearance by Kim Kardashian wearing every fan boy’s favorite piece of intimate apparel – slave Princess Leia’s bikini!
Is there anything Teen Mom Farrah Abraham can’t do?!? Adding to an extensive resume that includes being a model, chef, and author (in addition to reality television superstar) Farrah can now add shark fisherman! (Fisherperson?) Keep reading to see the amazing photo and find out which Star Wars character has his interstellar panties in a wad over the whole thing!
A long time ago, in a dance studio far far away…
No story here just the silly product of a boring Saturday, the internet and Photoshop. I was going to call this The Queen Black Swanidala but that was before I did a little research and realized Mila Kunis actually plays The Black Swan in the movie – Natalie is The Swan Queen. See, you actually learned something! Or were at least reminded of something you already knew.
Earlier today I ran across this amazing video interview of Harrison Ford from 1977, just as the Star Wars phenomenon was taking off. Han Solo talks with KXAS-TV (NBC5) reporter Bobbie Wygant about the amazing special effects in the film and his relative ignorance about the sci-fi genre while sporting a white button-up shirt with HUGE X-Wing collars! This video really deserves a Wook-see!
Princess Leia takes a walk on the dark side with Rod Blagojevich at 2010 Chicago Comic-con! See a photo of the second most famous black-helmeted character in the universe posing with model Adrianne Curry in her slave Leia costume at the convention. Also, video of Blago amidst swarming fans at the con and a rare photo of his Star Wars casting photo!
An unidentified man turned to the dark side yesterday morning by robbing a Long Island bank disguised as the legendary Star Wars character Darth Vader. He brandished a gun and demanded cash from the teller on staff at the Chase bank on Route 347 in Setauket on Long Island. See photos from the surveillance video and a video report filed by an area news broadcast.
Is there any doubt the folks at Total Film magazine are huge movie geeks? They bring in one of the sexiest women on the planet (Kelly Brook) for a photo shoot and they dress her up in some of the most iconic movie bikini costumes of all time! I’m not talking “glamorous” or “pretty” bikinis, but the 100% raw, poster-inducing sexified babe wear that turned film-going boys into film-going men!
In one of the most ambitious and wonderfully creative projects we have seen on these here internets the folks over at Star Wars Uncut have gathered nearly all the footage for their in progress re-creation of Star Wars: A New Hope and have released a trailer to flex their Jedi prowess. Find out what makes this project so special (hint 15 seconds at a time).
Lindsay Lohan was continuing her world record paced bikini marathon in St. Barts Saturday, following up Friday’s 4 swimsuits with two more – although technically one of them appears to be a duplicate from the previous day. (The whopper-jawed asymmetrical black thing on the yacht that makes her but look like her front.) The real story isn’t that Lindsay Lohan continued her swimwear-athon by trying on a one-piece black stringy swimsuit, it’s the fact that there are SOOOO many celebrities in St. Barts this New Year’s that you can’t photograph LiLo trying on a bikini without a George Lucas photobomb!
Ever wonder what the world would be like if George Lucas made reality television shows? Or if MTV made classic science fiction movies?
Me either. I have no idea why I did these. But, I DID! Here are some collectible trading cards from the alternate universe mashing up a galaxy far, far away with the boardwalk just across the river. It’s the world of Ewops, Tattoo-ine and partying at the Mos Jersey Cantina. A wonderful place where the stress of saving the universe over and over is replaced by the relative ease of hooking up with random hot Guidos and Guidettes over and over.
Though there are numerous beautiful characters and things from the offspring of Star Wars and Jersey Shore, I’ve managed to whittle it down to the Top 5, and here they are!
SciFi Australia (Yeah, they don’t call it SyFy there yet) caught up with Lloyd while he’s enjoying a year off from college. He’s very sarcastic and has vague plans for the future, so he seems like most 20-year-olds. He seems like a smart kid with an almost unhealthy knowledge of RPGs, but we all need…
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