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Former Tiger mistress Rachel Uchitel’s text messages with David Boreanaz leaked

ByDarren O

There is a new technology being developed that I think would be a wise choice for any married celebrity involved with Rachel Uchitel. It is called a “Tiger Text” and it allows senders of text messages to make their communications disappear in a pre-determined amount of time. But alas for its namesake Tiger Woods and now ‘Bones’ (yeah I know “bones”) star David Boreanaz it is too late. Married men step away from Uchitel now!

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Full Interview VIDEO – Betty White discusses SNL appearance on Jay Leno

ByStarcasm Staff

Betty White hosted SNL last Saturday and she literally killed. SNL hasn’t been that funny since . . . ever! Not one to rest on her laurels and take a vacay, Betty is back was back to work tonight when she sat down with Jay Leno to discuss her experience. As always with Ms. White,…

VIDEO – VH1 Basketball Wives Royce Reed’s scandalous twerkin’ booty dance
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VIDEO – VH1 Basketball Wives Royce Reed’s scandalous twerkin’ booty dance

ByStarcasm Staff

In case you’ve missed this wonderful show, VH1’s Basketball Wives (Sundays, 10 pm EST) is a delicious Real Housewives-type adventure of the bloodthirsty girlfriends, wives, and ex-wives of famous basketball stars. Shaunie O’Neal, Shaq’s estranged wife, is the fabulous method behind this madness. She produces and offers dead-on narration, commentary, and advice during each show….

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The City preview video clip: Kelly Cutrone will effing attack Olivia Palermo like a shark!

ByStarcasm Staff

Kelly Cutrone saves another episode of MTV’s The City tonight by going nuts on Olivia Palermo. Olivia’s “character” is a cold-blooded, entitled socialite b!tch who tries to use her minimal powers at a fashion magazine to squash the cherub-faced Whiteny Port and her apple-pie dreams of being a fashion designer in The City.  Of course,…

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Is Queer Eye’s Kyan Douglas Lance Bass’ new boyfriend and is Lance Cameron crazy?

ByDarren O

According to the “New York Post” former teen heart-throb member of “N Sync” and ‘Dancing With the Stars’ alum Lance Bass has a new love interest in the person of Kyan Douglas from ‘Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’. Find out what on earth this has to do with Ferris Bueller and Duke University basketball!

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Bobby Brown’s manager/girlfriend/baby-momma Alicia Etheridge will be Bobby Brown’s wife!

ByDarren O

It was Bobby Brown’s prerogative to bring his manager and girlfriend Alicia Etheridge out on stage in Jacksonville and propose! According to the “Florida Times-Union” Mr. Telephone Man got Alicia on the line and she was brought out on stage along with their 11 month-old son Cassius for the big moment.

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Was Tom Cruise secretly taped during Scientology confessionals as a joke?

ByDarren O

Apparently all of us outside the inner circle of Scientology aren’t the only ones who get a kick out of how charged Tom Cruise gets about Scientology. According to Mark Rathburn, a former high ranking Scientology member, video tapes that he personally made were later used by guru David Miscavige as fodder during late night whiskey sipping sessions. Now that sounds like a good time! Check out the accusations and videos of Tom Cruise and guru David Miscavige talking up Scientology.

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PHOTOS: Sorry ladies Colin Hanks is off the market

ByDarren O

Colin Hanks had a “big” day this weekend as he married his red headed girlfriend, publicist Samantha Bryant, on Saturday. They said their “I Dos” on the roof of the London Hotel in West Hollywood. Colin is the son of Hollywood titan Tom Hanks while his new bride Samantha Bryant is a publicist. Check out photos of the couple together and read about the ceremony and some of the big names in attendance.

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Are The White Stripes are getting back together?

ByStarcasm Staff

Just as his current wife, flame-haired model Karen Elson, is taking her own stab at music Jack White may be reuniting with his ex-wife Meg White. The pair haven’t been together as the musical duo The White Stripes since 2007, when they had to stop performing because of Meg’s anxiety. Jack White recently told Contact…

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VIDEO – Betty White’s Saturday Night Live NPR ‘Delicious Dish’ lesbian Dusty Muffin sketch

ByStarcasm Staff

Betty White’s Mother’s Day SNL episode was hilarious! Her salty tongue and timing made even the most tired sketches entertaining. She was in good company too as many of the former SNL ladies returned for this special show, including Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon who revived their double-entendre riddled “Delicious Dish” sketch. The master of…

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Bethenny Frankel gives birth to 4lb 12oz Bryn Hoppy; Jill Zarin makes Facebook blunder

ByStarcasm Staff

Real Housewives of New York star Bethenny Frankel gave birth to a 4lb 12oz baby girl, Bryn Hoppy, this morning at 8 a.m, a month early. Jill Zarin, Bethenny’s frenemy from the show,was the first to break the news Friday night, but Bethenny was still in labor and she got  the sex of the baby…

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Kendra Wilkinson created Home Run Productions LLC to sell her multiple sex tapes in 2008

ByStarcasm Staff

Here’s another shocker: Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett has more than one sex tape! A few days ago the scandal dropped that Kendra! has a sex tape. Now we know that the former Hugh Hefner concubine wasn’t really that upset about the tape existing, in fact she set up a company back in November 2008, Home Run Productions…

VIDEO – Spencer Elden, the Nirvana baby, is an artist now

ByStarcasm Staff

19-year-old Spencer Elden started life as the Nirvana baby, when he appeared naked in the water grasping for a dollar on the cover of the group’s Nevermind album. His parents only received $200 for the now iconic photoshoot, but Elden has been benefiting from his Nirvana connection ever since. In 2007 he recreated his famous…

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Is the Joaquin Phoenix rapper mockumentary finally on the way?

ByDarren O

Oh yeah boyz, it looks like the much used to be talked about Joaquin Phoenix rapper mockumentary ( I think we can all feel good acknowledging this fact) is ready to go through the process of getting to the big screen. You remember all the stunts right, David Letterman etc? Read about the screening of the movie and see a clean shaven Joaquin Phoenix in a recent PETA video bemoaning the exotic-skins industry.

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Bethenny’s father dies on tonight’s Real Housewives of New York, will Jill call?

ByStarcasm Staff

Tonight’s Real Housewives of New York will be filled with real, actual, non-manufactured, heart-breaking drama. Bring your tissues, a stressball and your personal masseuse because shiz is about to get emotional. To start, Bethenny Frankel’s estranged father dies of leukemia. She’s had a strained relationship with him all her life, and when she went to…

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VIDEO Meet Dr. Drew’s new patient Warren the Ape Demontague: a celebrity puppet with reality problems

ByStarcasm Staff

While Dr. Drew is currently busy trying to score high-profile alleged celebrity addicts to rehab on his VH1 show, and building his very own media empire, he’s managed to squeeze in a little comedy into the mix. His newest patient isn’t Lindsay Lohan (unfortunately for him), it’s an alcoholic, out-of-work, celebrity fictional ape named Warren….

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Bret Michaels released from hospital; 100% recovery expected

ByStarcasm Staff

Bret Michaels’ doctor, Joseph Zabaramski MD, gave a press conference this afternoon about Bret’s condition. There’s been a lot of speculation in the press about Bret’s condition, if diabetes played a role, if Bret was working/partying too hard, etc, and this press conference will help calm down a few rumors and myths. The Poison rocker…

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Did Johnny Depp stop a robbery as Captain Jack Sparrow?

ByDarren O

Without notice Johnny Depp was unexpectedly cast in another Pirate sequel “Pirates of The CarROBbean” yesterday outside of a recording studio in Los Angeles. The 46 year old perennial sexiest man alive contender was with British singer Stephen Jones of the band Babybird when Jones was accosted by a mugger looking for cash.

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From Jersey Shore to Miami Beach: Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi swimsuit pics

ByStarcasm Staff

The Jersey Shore kids are still heating up Miami Beach while they film the second season of their explosive MTV hit, and we’ve got some pics of Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) enjoying the sun in something that very closely resembles a bikini! Sure, it’s a one-piece but it’s a cut-out, and it looks like Snooks may…

Real Housewives Weave-pulling 2.0: New Jersey Style
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Real Housewives Weave-pulling 2.0: New Jersey Style

ByStarcasm Staff

Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey (a.k.a. the Sopranos and the prostitution-wh0re-turned-born-again-virgin), debuts tonight, and so far the biggest drama they’ve been advertising is a weave-pulling incident. Yawn. If you’re a Bravo fanatic, you know that  Real Housewives of Atlanta already pulled this mess when Sheree Whitfield tugged Kim Zolciak’s weave. Kim’s weave should’ve gotten…

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Book Review: RHNY Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen’s Little Kids, Big City

ByStarcasm Staff

On the first season of Real Housewives of New York Alex McCord and her hip-attached Simon van Kempen acted like ridiculous social climbers. They spoke in haughty tones about getting in the social papers after visiting the Met’s Grand Opening, avoiding nonexistent paparazzi, grotesque sneers about “living in the suburbs,” and conspicuously blowing tens of…

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Autopsy links drug use to designer Alexander McQueen’s suicide, which was not his first attempt

ByStarcasm Staff

“He’s wearing your clothes head down to toes, a reaction to you.” – Elliot Smith “Need in the Hay” According to WWD (via Vanity Fair) Paul Knapman, M.D., the physician who performed avant-garde designer Alexander McQueen’s autopsy found “’a significant level of cocaine,’ sleeping pills, and tranquilizers,” in his system, and concluded that the designer…

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Forget Haiti or starving children, give all your money to Stephen Baldwin!

ByStarcasm Staff

Most people,  when they can afford to, like to give a little some of the wealth they’ve gained back to the world, back to the universe, as a :thank you” of sorts. Sometimes it’s texting the Red Cross to send aid to Haiti, making a donation to a cancer research fund, or donating your time…

Alexis Neiers Arlington talks with attorney Jeffery K. Rubenstein, Esq.
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Alexis Neiers strikes back at the Vanity Fair Nancy Jo Sales article by talking to a group of five school children

ByStarcasm Staff

Sunday’s episode of E!’s controversial reality frolic Pretty Wild, showed Alexis Neiers’ bittersweet dance with fame and publicity. She was excited about getting a “spread” in the respected magazine: Alexis: “I got an offer to do a spread in Vanity Fair just about me to explain my side of the story.”   Tess: “And there’s…

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Michael Scott to leave ‘The Office’ after one more year?

ByStarcasm Staff

The folks over at Office Tally noticed with their diligent ears a heartbreaking little statement from Steve Carell during an interview with BBCRadio:  he probably won’t stay on The Office after he contract runs through next season! Without Mike Scott, there is no office. Unless, of course, Ricky Gervais shows up as David Brent to…

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The City’s Kelly Cutrone was once a rock star, had a record deal with Atlantic

ByStarcasm Staff

In PR girl Kelly Cutrone’s memoir/power girl guide, If You Have To Cry, Go Outside, we learn a bit about what it’s like to follow your dreams, or our own sense of what feels right against the giant sea tide of parental and societal pressures, but we also learn a great deal about Kelly Cutrone’s…

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SPOILER Bachelorette Season 6: Ali Fedotowsky’s surprise phone call

ByAsa Hawks

Ali Fedotowsky hasn’t even finished filming Season 6 of The Bachelorette and there’s already headline drama from the set! No need to worry diehard fans, the spoiler alert here is pretty minor and gives nothing away about who gets eliminated when – just an unbelievable turn of events that is sure to make your jaw drop to the floor – all because of one phone call!

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RHNY Ramona Singer and Mario Singer renew their vows; better than the first time

ByStarcasm Staff

Ramona Singer is quickly turning into my favorite New York Housewife. Maybe her Tru Renewal™ process is actually working, but her on-camera persona has shifted from close to bat-sh!t to maybe the sanest person in the room (if not a little quirky, tipsy, and shamelessly outspoken). It’s Ramona’s relentless honesty that reels me in. Who…

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Video: Bravo to premier ‘Work of Art: The Next Great Artist’ reality show

ByDarren O

Bravo is rolling out a new reality series that I think has a great chance to be a wonderful show. Much in the style of ‘Project Runway’ the new show ‘Work of Art’ takes 14 aspiring artists and puts them in a competition for a generous cash prize and an all-important showing at a nationally recognized museum. Check out the VIDEO preview.

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Twitter War: Did Samantha Ronson spit in Lindsay Lohan’s face?

ByDarren O

Self destructing Lindsay Lohan is making the best of her limited resources by using the free online tool Twitter to tell everybody that her ex-lesbian lover Samantha Ronson had spit in her face at a birthday party. Check out Sam’s response or lack there of. Poor, poor Lindsay.

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Megan Hauserman on jail: It was disgusting, horrible and traumatizing

ByStarcasm Staff

Reality love competition show veteran (her last one ended in tragedy) Megan Hauserman is speaking out about her DUI arrest and time in jail April 16, 2010. She says it was “disgusting, and horrible, and traumatizing.” Early int he morning Megan was pulled over in a black BMW after she was weaving between car lanes…

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16 & Pregnant Kailyn Lowry: Season 2, Episode 10 recap and review

ByStarcasm Staff

When we meet Kailyn Lowry, an 18-year-old from Easton, Pennsylvania, she’s in a predicament much bigger than just being pregnant. She’s never met her father, but is interested in finding him after his sister finds her on Facebook, her mom is living in a hotel with her boyfriend, and Kail is living with her boyfriend…

R.I.P Keith “Guru” Elam: Influential rapper formerly of Gang Starr passes away at 43

ByStarcasm Staff

“Because I don’t need gimmicks. Give me a fly beat and I’m all in it.” – Guru (July 17, 1966 – April 19, 2010) “Mass Appeal” 43-year-old Keith “Guru” Elam, a rapper known for his far-reaching influence on underground rap, passed away yesterday after complications related to cancer. He got his start in the late…

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Oksana Grigorieva is removing a communist hammer and sickle tattoo Mel Gibson recommended

ByStarcasm Staff

The mother of Mel Gibson’s eighth child, and now ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva gave a cryptic press conference Monday in Moscow about the split, hinting at more information to come. Here’s the direct quote: “I can tell you that … we have split up, suddenly and recently. Unfortunately, I cannot give you the reason. But you…

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True Life “I Hate My Face:” Inside the myths and reality of body dsymorphic disorder (BDD)

ByStarcasm Staff

Many people completely misunderstand body dysmorphic disorder, the condition featured in tonight’s True Life “I Hate My Face” (MTV, 11 pm EST). It’s not a condition of vanity, a character flaw or something that people can simply snap out of. There are two causes of body dysmorphic disorder (BDD), which may be interlinked: neurological and…

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Kate Hudson shows off her alleged new boob job at Coachella 2010

ByStarcasm Staff

alleged Last week US Weekly broke the story that boy-chested Kate Hudson had gotten a couple of miro-sized breast implants. They supported it with a side-by-side comparison that definitely looked that she has gone from almost completely flat to a very small A-cup size. They have a source that said Kate got a procedure done…

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Sonja Tremont Morgan says Ramona Singer used to be “crazier” 20 years ago

ByStarcasm Staff

Sonja Tremont Morgan is a new “Real Housewives of New York” but she’s not really new to the girls; she’s pretty well acquainted with everyone except Alex, who she had only met briefly before. In particular, she lunches with LuAnn regularly, and used to party at Studio 54 with Ramona 20 years ago. Sonja has…

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Rachel Weisz to play Jackie Kennedy in ‘Jackie’

ByDarren O

Knockout Academy-Award winner (Best Supporting Actress for ‘The Constant Gardner’) Rachel Weisz is on board to depict legendary first lady Jackie Kennedy – Jackie ‘O’ in the upcoming film ‘Jackie’ to be directed by her fiancee Darren Aronofsky (‘The Wrestler’, ‘Requiem for a Dream’). See the beautiful Ms. Weisz and read about the film.

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Bruce Beresford-Redman’s possible motive for murdering his wife: $5 million life insurance policy?

ByStarcasm Staff

“Survivor” and “Pimp My Ride” producer Bruce Beresford-Redman is still being held in Cancun as a suspect of his wife Monica Beresford-Redman’s murder. There are reports that Monica recently found out Bruce was cheating on her with casting director Joy Pierce and the couple had retreated to the Moon Palace resort in Cancun, Mexico to…

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Michelle Bombshell McGee talks Jesse, Sandra, ex-husband during interview with Australia’s Today Tonight reporter Sally Obermeder

ByStarcasm Staff

After Jesse James’ premier mistress Michelle Bomshell McGee came out with her secret in an OK! Magazine feature, all the skeletons in her closet came tumbling out. Many of the skeletons may have been just shadows cast by people seeking revenge, but other skeletons were less hard to pin down, like her Nazi-inspired photoshoot. McGee…

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Is John Asher Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new man?

ByDarren O

The Ghost Whispering Jennifer Love Hewitt is at it again with a quick rebound from her breakup with Jamie Kennedy. Who is her new man, the lucky new guy who gets to love Love? The inexplicable John Asher. Yes the Ex-Husband of Jenny McCarthy and father of Jenny’s son Evan. This guy must have some secret, something he should share.

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Michael Lohan and Kate Major getting married, trying to get pregnant

ByStarcasm Staff

Not only is Lindsay Lohan about to have her alledged former assistant become her stepmom, but she might soon have a new sibling on the way! Papa Mike tells Hollyscoop that he and Kate Major are trying for a baby “four times a day.” Whoa, after that statement Lindsay probablyneed bed trays, soda crackers, ginger…

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What’s Kate Gosselin’s new TLC show, Twist of Kate, about?

ByStarcasm Staff

The TLC show that Kate Gosselin’s had in development since Jon Gosselin slapped everyone with a lawsuit, has finally arrived! Sort of. At least we have a working title (Twist of Kate) and a very, very vague concept (“Gosselin will use fan letters from women inspired by her story as the basis for profiles of…

Tiki Barber’s mistress Traci Johnson posed as his babysitter
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Tiki Barber’s mistress Traci Johnson posed as his babysitter

ByDarren O

It just gets worse for Tiki Barber as New York’s Daily News is reporting that his pretty young thing Traci Johnson told her parents that she was babysitting to explain away all the time she was hooking up with the former NFL star and current TV analyst. While she wasn’t feeding Lucky Charms to Barber’s two children she was getting lucky with sugar pops. Babysitter tom-foolery really? Jude Law texted and wants his misery back. Oh wait, he says you can keep it Tiki.

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Jimmy Fallon recreates Kate Gosselin’s ‘Paparazzi’ dance

ByStarcasm Staff

The judges and the American public may have seen tabloid queen Kate Gosselin’s paso doble to Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi,” as a complete disaster, but Late Night host Jimmy Fallon saw a brilliant work of art. Jimmy adorned himself in a Captain Kangaroo disco blazer and expensive blond hair extensions before mimicking Gosselin’s beautifully robotic clunkiness…

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Kate Gosselin’s strange Paparazzi strut

ByStarcasm Staff

Last night everyone’s most hated mom and dancing novice, Kate Gosselin, strutted to Lady GaGa’s “Paparazzi” during her third week at Dancing With The Stars. Unlike most of the other contestants Gosselin was never a trained entertainer, let alone a dancer. Considering that on the top of the fact that she’s in an emotionally insecure…

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Nicollette Sheridan sues ABC Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry

ByDarren O

While Nicollette Sheridan is no longer a cast member of ABC’s “Desperate Housewives” she certainly reminds us of all the twisted scheming down on Wisteria Lane as the latest chapter finds her suing “Housewives” creator Marc Cherry for assault and battery, gender violence, and wrongful termination.

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Peaches Geldof’s boyfriend Eli Roth writes a long, passionate letter to the reddit guy’s mom

ByStarcasm Staff

It was the reddit posting heard all over the world. The madness started when some guy named Ben Mills posted a crazy story on reddit in answer to the thread question: “What’s your most WTF one night stand?” He detailed a wild night where he did heroin with some girl who was staying in an…