Without question I can officially state that Tiger Woods has survived his scandals and tribulations in tact and is ready to return to golfing prominence. How can I be so sure? Well the dude has finally started using his Twitter account y’all!
Find out who he’s following and his first major twitter insight involving phone conversations and shorts.
File this under “we saw it coming a mile away.” The world’s most famous mistress will now be posing for the world’s most famoust adult magazine ‘Playboy’.
File this “Freudian Slip” under it was bound to happen. Tiger Woods withdrew from The Players golf tournament early in his round on Sunday for medical reasons. Later it was stated that it could possibly be a bulging disc in his neck. Disc, D-I-S-C, Dee-Eye-Ess-See but this poor reporter lady said the wrong word in her report. Oh you know what she said don’t ya!
If there’s one thing Tiger Woods is good at it’s putting his balls in holes, and he proved that once again at the 7th hole during the final round of play at The Masters today! Watch the video of his amazing eagle shot from the fairway and the reappearance of his trademark smile after!
Just when you thought the whole Tiger Woods fiasco couldn’t get any more ridiculous, Nike releases a commercial featuring a silent Tiger Woods in black and white with a voice over by his dead father Earl Woods. Yes, it’s as bizarre as it sounds. Click to watch the full commercial.
The latest entrant in the Tiger Woods mistress parade is 22-year-old (at the time) University of Alabama student Raychel Coudriet of Windermere, Florida. If that town sounds familiar it’s because Raychel was Tiger’s neighbor! That’s right! Not only was Tiger sleeping with his waitress at the Perkins restaurant down the road, he was also having sex with his neighbor’s daughter, who Tiger had known since she was 14! Read all the details and see pictures of Raychel!
It appears as though Tiger Woods’ return to golf at The Masters next month has been like one last shake of the ol’ mistress tree, and another straggler fell out today in the form of 29-year-old pro ho Devon James. The lusty, busty and never rusty James gave a radio interview in which she claims Tiger paid her and a friend $2,000 each for three-way “dirty” sex in 2006.
Read all the details and see photos of Devon, including her profile from the infamous Bunny Ranch cathouse!
In addition to the five-minute interview with Tom Rinaldi on ESPN, Tiger Woods also did and interview with The Golf Channel’s Kelly Tilghman. Once again, the interview was short, clocking in at just over six minutes. A lot of the same topics were addressed as the ESPN interview, but Tiger seemed a little more verbose this time around. Keep reading to watch highlights from the interview and read the complete transcripts!
Here is the five-minute interview Tiger Woods gave to Tom Rinaldi of ESPN earlier tonight, in which he addresses the scandal surrounding his extra-marital affairs and his imminent return to playing golf in next month’s Masters Tournament in Augusta. Also included is a typed up transcription of the entire Q&A.
ESPN will be airing an interview with Tiger Woods tonight at 7:30 PM eastern time. The interview is with Tom Rinaldi and will be only the second time Tiger has spoken publicly since his SUV crash early Thanksgiving morning as news of his numerous affairs became public. ESPN has said that the only restriction on the interview is a big one: it can be no longer than five minutes. Rinaldi did say that Tiger refused to answer questions about the night of the crash and that there were some startling things revealed in the interview.
So much for “politically correct!” The season Premiere of South Park last night featured the boys playing EA Sports’ “Tiger Woods PGA Tour ’11” for Xbox. WARNING: Contains a lot of crudely animated domestic violence, minor cursing and a whole lot of hilarity!
Read Tiger’s full, unedited statement issued March 16 announcing he will return to golf by playing in the 2010 Masters tournament in Augusta, Georgia!
Tiger Woods came out of hiding earlier today and held a press conference to apologize for his infidelities and accept responsibility for them publicly. Click to see the full video and/or read the transcription!
Here are the basic bullet points:
He realizes he was selfish and felt an immoral sense of entitlement because of his successes
He wants the attention from the scandal to be focused on him and not his family, pointing out that Elin and his children have done nothing wrong
Elin did not attack him Thanksgiving night, or any other night
He does plan on returning to golf and it may happen as early as later this year
The tabloid equivalent of Bigfoot is coming out of hiding Friday for a press conference in which he is expected to apologize for his infidelities and talk about his future (or lack of future) as a professional golfer. Tiger Woods will speak at the PGA Tour Headquarters at 11:00 AM ET on Friday. Read the full statement from his website.
Radar Online has the first picture of golfer Tiger Woods to surface since the day after Thanksgiving when he smashed his SUV into a tree and a whole bunch of mistresses fell out! It’s a blurry photo taken of Tiger at a sexual addiction clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. The golfer is seen in shorts and a tee shirt with a hat and a hoodie sweatshirt over his head. He appears to be drinking a large cup of Cheaterade.
The prize goes to The National Enquirer, who were the ones who broke the first Tiger Woods mistress story with their expose on Rachel Uchitel. The latest issue of the magazine has multiple Tiger photos and an article detailing his day-to-day life after enrolling in the Gentle Path program, part of Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services.
But don’t think for a second we’re going to allow The National Enquirer to show us up! We have a crack team of investigative reporters as well and we have our own Tiger Woods photograph! Click to see history in the making!
Vanity Fair just happened to have some shirtless Tiger Woods photos taken by Annie Leibovitz in their back pocket, and now’s a prime time to unleash them. Starting next Tuesday you can check out a whole slew of them at the newstand or your mailbox when their Feb. 2010 issue comes out, but for now…
Elin Nordegren, the wife of golfer Tiger Woods, was photographed in Chamonix, France today where she is reportedly staying at a secret location. A ski resort in the Alps seems a fitting background for the former Swedish model as she braces herself against the blizzard of media attention after details of her husband’s many infidelities surfaced at the end of 2009.
Plus, general views of the French villa where Elin spent the holiday!
Tiger Woods is losing sponsors and endorsements left and right as his squeaky clean image continues to tarnish thanks to a deluge of mistresses and details about his adulterous transgressions continue to surface. But, one company has decided to stand by their man! In addition to the above statement of “Tag Heuer stands with Tiger Woods,” Tag Heuer watches has also said, “the partnership with Tiger Woods will continue … but we will downscale the use of his image in certain markets for a period of time, depending on his decision about returning to professional golf. We will continue to actively support the Tiger Woods Foundation.”
Not exactly a ringing endorsement, but an endorsement nonetheless! In a show of good faith to their celebrity spokesman, the company plans to launch a brand new, limited edition Tiger Woods watch and an entirely new campaign to be featured exclusively in mens’ magazines and commercials during Ultimate Fighting Championship events. We here at starcasm are proud to have an exclusive preview of the watch and the new ad campaign!
Tiger Woods mistress number six braved the cold and the paparazzi to take a stroll outside of her New York City apartment December 17. Cori’s got a nice fur coat (Is that Tiger fur?), gloves, Madam glasses and a pair of unnaturally bright blue jeans. I’m grabbing at straws here because this is a really lame excuse for a post. These Tiger Woods mistresses really put the “ho” in ho-hum. Actually, they probably put the “hum” in there too. Hi-OOOOOO!!
Not only can Jamie Jungers hook up with famous golfers and give hot tub interviews, she can also read from a computer screen! Check out this commercial she just made for the web site BidHere.com.
Tool Academy vet and world-renowned text message and voice mail collector Jaimee Grubbs decided to get a flash bulb tan last night in West Hollywood. Unpleasantly known in the world of Tiger Woods mistresses as “Number Two,” Jaimee seems to be embracing the spotlight that goes along with opening your heart and other things to really famous married people.
Details are slowly emerging about Tiger Woods mistress number 15 thanks to her association with lawyer Gloria Allred. Radar Online reported that Allred had another Tiger mistress as a client last week, but her name wasn’t known until today.
That was quick! Julie Postle’s 15 minutes of fame lasted all of 15 minutes! 40-year-old Theresa is the oldest of Tiger’s transgressions and resides in Wellington, Florida. She reportedly had relations with Tiger before and after his marriage to Elin Nordegren.
Cori Rist is the latest woman to give a major television interview about her relationship with Tiger Woods, and her story sounds very familiar. Like several others, her affair with Tiger lasted over two years, Cori thought she was the only woman in his life besides wife Elin and she claims to have received no money from Tiger during their relationship.
Watch the interview!
Since my initial post on Tiger Woods mistress number 13 Loredana Jolie I’ve discovered a lot more info, so here’s a new post with a detailed bio and all sorts of new pics! (It helped figuring out her actual last name is Ferriolo. D’oh!)
As the long list of Tiger Woods mistresses continues to grow, the types of women showing up on the list seem to get a little less respectful. The list started out with former reality stars and Las Vegas hostesses, went on to a Perkins waitress and then a couple of adult film stars. Now, according to Hollywood madam Michelle Braun, it’s digressed to straight-up prostitutes.
Ain’t “fame” funny? You can take a group of normal, everyday hot-bodied women and sprinkle a little Tiger on them and PRESTO! Celebrity! Such is the case with Jamie Grubbs. Though she does have a bad reality show under her belt, it’s her dilly-dalliance with Tiger Woods that makes us care that she attended some…
I was doing some Tiger Woods research (imagine that) when I ran across this image. At first I thought it was a Photoshop joke, but after looking into it I discovered it’s completely legit! Tiger and Snoop Dogg swapped places back in 2005 and Tiger supposedly recorded a couple rap tracks. Check out more photos from the event and see a starcasm exclusive glimpse into the future of Tiger the rap star!
This is just more proof that we need to take our adult film stars more seriously! The Tiger Woods mistress dam would have burst wide open back in May if we had listened to pro ho Holly Sampson, who announced her affair with Tigs during a webcast back in May. Watch the topless video with all the naughty bits blocked out!
Another day, another Tiger Woods mistress. The latest woman caught swinging Tiger’s club is Joslyn James, the second mistress who makes her living in the adult film industry. Joslyn joins fellow pro ho Holly Sampson on the not-so-shortlist, effectively lowering Tiger to just five degrees of sexual separation from 85% of the earth’s adult population.
OK, Kalika Moquin has taken over the top spot in my list of favorite Tiger Woods mistress photos, surpassing Mindy Lawton’s immaculate “Waffle House Chic” pose! If Kalika pitched her Tiger woo with a frankfurter spread like that I might have to give him a Mulligan for this particular dalliance. What red-blooded American male could resist that? It still doesn’t explain the other dozen or so mistresses that we know about, but shaving one stroke of his score couldn’t hurt!
Tiger Woods mistress number four Jamie Jungers wasn’t just a “trashy girl” she was also a hot tub hottie! This youtube video shows Jamie at the Rockstar US Open Party VIP tent where she is sitting on the edge of a hot tub in a black bikini top and small cut-off shorts. While one creepy blushing dude squirts water from a hose and lifts Jamie’s leg another provides commentary and even gives Jamie a brief, one-question interview:
Host: Are you just hanging out in a hot tub all day? Is that what you do?
Jamie Jungers: That’s what I do for a living. It’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it.
Here’s the video. Fast forward to the 1:45 mark for the beginning of Jamievision.
A glimpse into the future – a brighter future without the judgmental conservatism that frowns upon those individuals living the Tiger Woods mistress lifestyle.
Welcome to TigerWoodsMistress.com! That tree Tiger Woods smashed his Cadillac Escalade into November 27th must have been a beech tree because ever since the collision beeches keep falling out of it! The mistress count is up to five (actually some counts have the number as high as nine) with the latest edition being a hometown girl who waited tables within a few miles of Tiger’s central Florida home.
It’s hard to take a photo in Las Vegas without getting a Tiger Woods mistress in the frame, and that was the case at last night’s birthday party for former Playboy playmate Holly Madison at the Jet nightclub. Captured at the event was Kalika Moquin (Tiger Woods Mistress catalog number EJ07492) sporting some tight dark gray pants and loose fitting gray-striped party blouse.
Here are some pictures of Kalika Moquin, yet another of Tiger Woods’ alleged “transgressions,” bringing the mistress tally up to three. JackColton.com lists the marketing manager for The Bank Nightclub at Bellagio as the 31 most influential people in Vegas Nightlife. She’ll probably get a bump in her ranking thanks to her bumping of Tiger.
There are rumors that one or more of the many security cameras on Tiger Wood’s property captured his infamous car accident and some of the events that led up to it, but none of the actual tapes have surfaced and probably won’t until police obtain a warrant. But, the wonderful folks over in China have filled in the visual blanks for us!
Not to be outdone, a suburban American acting troupe gets in on the fun as well!
The Starcasm Fine Art Collection is proud to present a revamped version of Grant “Tiger” Wood’s iconic 1930 painting “American Gothic” featuring the lovely Elin Nordegren and her husband Tiger Woods.
Truly a modern Masterspiece! (I’m allotted one golf joke, right?)
Here are a number of photos from the scene of Tiger Woods’ one vehicle accident in Windermere, Florida Friday morning. The photos show Tiger’s 2009 Cadillac Escalade received quite a bit of damage to the right front after crashing into his neighbor’s tree on Deacon Cricle. You can also see the where his wife Elin Nordegren allegedly smashed out the back window with a golf club (she claims it was to get Tiger out of the vehicle, but conflicting reports state that she smashed out the window as he was driving away after a heated dispute over Tiger’s alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel.)
Golf superstar and global icon Tiger Woods is in serious condition after his 2009 Escalade was involved in a single car accident in Central Florida. The Florida State Highway Patrol reports that his vehicle hit a tree not far from his home at 6348 Deacon Circle. While driving on Deacon Circle he reportedly hit a…
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