LAINEY GOSSIP – Prince Andrew is more or less claiming that he couldn’t have raped a teenager because he used to not be able to sweat. And though Prince Andrew’s sweat glands are the instantly viral takeaway from his disaster of a BBC interview, they’re hardly the only shocking moment — something that this helpful…

DLISTED – BravoCon was this weekend, and Andy Cohen used the venue to announce the launch of a new Real Housewives city. If you had your money on Mormon-infused, alcohol-free ski-scapades, you’re in luck, because coming soon is The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City REALITY TEA – Also at BravoCon: The reveal of the…

CELEBITCHY – It looks like this Madonna controversy over the two-hour delay before her Miami show isn’t going to go away anytime soon. After a fan sued Madonna for pushing the show’s start time back two hours, Madonna actually clapped back from onstage, telling the audience “The queen is never late.” That may be true,…

THE BLAST – With Vicki Gunvalson quitting Real Housewives of Orange County (allegedly), speculation about who the show will hire to replace her is rampant. Vicki, the show’s last remaining OG cast member, appeared to suggest that after fourteen seasons she was ready for “new projects” in a cryptic post that seems to have fans…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – The PumpRules Season 8 trailer is here — and it looks like the new season could be the show’s most dramatic to date. Brittany and Jax are getting married; Stassi and Katie are feuding with Kristen; Lala is trying to stay sober and engaged to Randall; James depends on Lala…

JEZEBEL – The most surprising thing about TI’s hymen interview — you know, the one where he’s super proud of how he goes to the gynecologist with his teenage daughter and makes the doctor give him, TI, a full report on whether his teenage daughter’s hymen is “broken” — is how unsurprising it seems. Not…

CELEBITCHY – Everyone is swooning over Keanu Reeves new girlfriend, a 46-year-old artist (and business partner of Keanu’s) named Alexandra Grant. I only mention her age because Keanu is getting showered with praise for dating someone roughly his age (she’s still nine years younger than him, but they’re both “old” by entertainment industry standards). It…

THE BLAST – The first Demi Lovato interview since her near-fatal overdose saw the 27-year-old feeling optimistic and calm about what the future holds. Lovato, who took a year off following the overdose, told an audience at the Teen Vogue Summit that she sees herself as “a fighter” and added she doesn’t regret anything in…

CELEBITCHY – Rumors of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle moving abroad to escape the British tabloids & endless gossip have intensified to the point where even pro-Meghan outlets are talking about it like it’s a done deal. Apparently they’re considering moving to the US or Canada — which would be interesting from a celebrity /…

CELEBITCHY – Felicity Huffman was only supposed to be in prison for two weeks for her role in the college admissions scandal, but was actually released three days early due to a loophole in prison policy. As you might have expected, Felicity Huffman free now has every major network and news show clamoring to be…