“You best have a mani pedi when you get to Ithaca.” “No need to seduce them with caked on black eye makeup. And if anyone likes to try that, it’s me, don’t get me wrong. Just saying.” “I’m also weird about accessories. I’m not saying you have to be wearing the Harry Winston wreath for…
Singer Chris Brown has stopped beating on women and moved on to older fashion designers! Here he is with Jean Paul Gaultier at the designer’s fall/winter collection show in Paris, France on January 21, 2010. Apparently the 52-year-old Jean Paul read a text message on Chris Brown’s cell phone from Christian Dior and then all Hell broke loose!
Nah, not really. Find out the real reason Gaultier is made up like a Chris Brown date!
You need a shot of bourbon, two hits of acid, and some of that peyote sh*t to truly experience Sao Paulo fashion week. This stuff is nuts. One of the surreal highlights was the Tim Burton meets Disney’s Beauty and the Beast spectacle put on by designer Samuel Cirnansck. Cirnansck took the notion of women…
As the ratings for Gossip Girl continue to plummet at an alarming rate (backstabbing and uppityness just isn’t as interesting when it goes to college), we continue to see the results of lucrative deals that were inked back when the show was still hip. Case in point: Taylor Momsen’s new perfume and line of cosmetics for Victoria’s Secret called “Love Rocks.” See the zombie-eyed blond starlet pushing her wares at a store that used to be just as hip as Gossip Girl used to be, Hot Topic. Also, an exclusive starcasm sneak peek at another Taylor Momsen beauty product in the works! You won’t believe her eyes when you see it!
Even the International Consumer Electronics Show isn’t safe from the avant garde fashion statement of LG! No, not that LG (dork!), I’m talking about Lady Gaga y’all!
The pop singer and style trendsetter has been named the creative director for a “specialty line of imaging products” for Polaroid and was on hand at the convention Thursday, January 7 to promote the line and receive a portrait of herself made entirely of Polaroid images by artist Maurizio Galamiti.
Not one to miss an opportunity to draw attention to herself, Gaga fashioned a large Audrey Hepburn-style hat from her own hair, forming a large blonde starburst that extended more than a foot in all directions!
I was among the first to hop on The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Danielle Staub bashing bandwagon, but that was all in good fun. Drug use, stripping, nasty talk in front of the kids, felony kidnapping… that’s just standard reality show star fare. But, while refreshing a few image sites anxiously waiting for pictures of the Jersey Shore cast at the Youth in Revolt movie premiere in New York (They tweeted they would be there!), the wheels fell off the bashing bandwagon and the LOLs turned into WTFs real quick when I saw a photo of Danielle Staub’s new hair and face:
Madonna scared a lot of folks a few months ago when photos of her overly toned arms made the viral rounds on the internet. But, the Queen of Pop and Fitness has learned from her mistakes and wore a pair bicep-high black glove to the premiere of Nine in New York City last night. In addition to the arm leggings, Madonna wore a tight and tough lacy black corset dress that makes her look like some sort of boudoir super-heroine – and I mean that in a really good way!
The Nobel Prize concert featured musical performances by the likes of Wyclef Jean, Toby Keith and Donna Summer, but it was 9-year old Willow Smith, daughter of hosts Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith who stole the show with her Rihanna styled hairdo!
Here are some great photos of Willow along with brother Jada and other performers at the Nobel Peace Prize Concert at the Oslo Spektrum on December 11, 2009.
The Royal Variety Performance returned to Blackpool, England Monday for the first time since 1955 and Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II was in attendance. Also in attendance were Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus, who were both photographed meeting the Queen after the performance. Lady Gaga wore a traditional red latex fetish dress with sequin eye pasties while Hannah Britannia reminded QE what it was like to be young and in no need of a brassiere.
When I was scrolling through the American Music Awards red carpet photos I saw this one and thought to myself, “That’s nice. Chastity Bono was at the American Music Awards.” Wrong! That thar is Val Kilmer! That’s right, the once svelte poor man’s Brad Pitt is frighteningly close to becoming the masculine equivalent of Kirstie Alley. Oh, and he was with Fifty Cent because they’re working on a movie togther.
Natalie Portman wore a McBlobby purple dress on the red carpet at the premiere of her latest movie “Brothers” in New York City November 22, 2009.
I saw the trailer for this movie, which also stars Tobey MaGuire and Jake Gyllenhaal, and it didn’t look like the kind of movie you would wear a McDonald’s Grimace dress to promote. Maybe this was some sort of anti-meat protest by the famously vegetarian Natalie Portman?
Could this be the first trans-gendered afro ever photographed on a red carpet?!? Actress Candis Cayne (Formerly actor Brendan McDaniel) really let her hair up upon arriving at the 2009 American Music Awards in Los Angeles Sunday night! WHOAH!! Actually, to be fair to Candis, she was just snapped in an awkward moment flipping her…
Rhianna wore a racy and revealing outfit during her performance of “Wait Your Turn” and “Hard” at the 2009 American Music Awards in Los Angeles. From a distance the outfit looked to be a brown and white striped body suit, but upon closer inspection it’s revealed to be a white stripe and bare Rihanna body suit! Mmmmm…nekkid stripes.
The American Music Awards are underway and the red carpet pictures are starting to flow in! To kick off the party are two lovely young ladies with knockout red carpet looks! First up is Shakira, who managed to avoid her usual flirtation with trashy and looked fabulous in a snug bright yellow strapless dress. The only thing this super-fine She Wolf was flirting with was the photographer! And second is 17-year-old Selena Gomez, who looked adorably charming as usual in a short loose shiny silver sequin dress.
The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featured performances by musical group The Black-Eyed Peas featuring lead singer and all-around hottie Fergie, who performed in a teal green teddy with a flowing waste cape: In addition to performing live in lingerie, Fergie was also smokin’ hot on the red carpet prior to the runway show, wearing…
Heidi Klum (actually, it’s officially Heidi Samuel now) looked fantastic on the red carpet and on the runway at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show held at the Lexington Armory, in New York City, NY on November 19, 2009. Why is it worth mentioning that Heidi looked fantastic when she has made a living looking fantastic for the last 17 years? Because she just gave birth to daughter Lou Samuel on October 9th! That means the German supermodel and host of Lifetime’s Project Runway was back in runway shape in less than six weeks!
It’s that time of year when scantily clad women transition from swimwear to lingerie – from the beach to the boudoir – from Sports Illustrated to Victoria’s Secret. And since we are the CNN of scantily clad women, I proudly present our in-depth coverage of the latest lack of coverage: The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion…
You might think this is one of my many silly Photoshop posts, but that’s actually Angela Simmons and that actually is the word “YES” in all capital letters spelled out across her bum. In hip hop fashion I believe this is called a “badonkadon’t.” Don’t know who Angela Simmons is? Don’t feel bad – I didn’t either when I first saw that purple gluteus maxi-yes. So I googled her…
The Saturdays were in attendance at the Variety Club Showbiz Awards held at the Grosvenor House in London November 15 and as usual they livened things up with some exciting fashion choices. Although they were all sparkling and revealing quite a bit of skin, member Frankie Sanford took home the avant-garde fashion award for her…
Pictures of the Twilight trinity Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner from Madrid looking darker and better than ever! Kristen Stewart looks downright not horribly awkward!
I’d like to thank Zooey Deschanel for brightening up my Monday morning with her happy-inducing countenance and “Walking on Sunshine” demeanor! I have no idea what the 4th Annual Hamilton Behind the Camera Awards are, but Zooey was there looking like her usual enlightened spritely self and that alone is story enough for me! Here…
46-year-old Kitten Kay-Sera of Los Angeles is obsessed with the color pink, and I don’t mean obsessed in the same sense as your Aunt Lily is “obsessed” with dolphins. No, Kitten has a serious case of the pink eye, refusing to wear any other color for over 25 years and surrounding herself with the hue…
I was just complaining that all the Lady Gaga fashion posts were making me feel a little too metrosexual, and then along comes Benicio Del Toro in one of the most kickarse Trucker Hats ever! The real trick to pulling off a trucker hat is to not look like you’re trying to pull off a…
Domo Arigato Missus Roboto! Lady Gaga revisited the look from the cover of her upcoming Fame Monster double CD release (due out November 23) for an appearance promoting the album on MTV. The envelope-pushing fashionista makes a nice recovery from her most recent style misfire at the 2009 ACE Awards, digging out here platinum blond…
Lady Gaga was at the ACE awards to receive the Stylemaker Award and she wore a typically absurd outfit to the affair. Lady G’s latest surreal fashion statement consisted of a dark top with white bottoms and fishnet stockings, all dusted in a white powder. On her feet were bizarre high-heeled platform shoes with heels…
Running errands never looked this dazzling. Gwen Stefani pranced around L.A. yesterday glammed to the nines with her signature red lipstick, hair sprayed into mohawkish finery, a slouchey paper-thin shirt thinly veiling a red bra, rows of creme-colored beaded bracelets and kick-ass knee-high leather boots. This outfit makes me want to be her groupie. I…
Matilda set off adorable alarms all over the city while walking to school in the rain Thursday. Holding hands with mom Michelle Williams in a yellow rain slicker, pink boots and umbrella, Matilda looked like she walked right off a canister of Morton Salt! Barbie, Strawberry Shortcake and Tinkerbell have recently gotten a modern face-lift,…
Welcome to a world where beauty eats braaaaiinns! Following on the heels of the successful 2009 12-month zombie babe effort, myzombiepinup.com has a brand new batch of foolish ghoulish make-you-droolish drop undead gorgeous rotted hotties for their 2010 My Zombie Pinup wall calendar! Straight out of a Cryptoria’s Secret catalog, these yummy unwrapped mummies pose…
Even better than the Balloon Boy get-up is this Transformerrific Optimus Prime costume! It comes in nine pieces and apparently requires a small table, a pair of special suspenders, at least one helper “on the ground” and a step ladder. I imagine the thought bubbles on the two kids that ride by on their bicycles…
I’ve never heard of Imogen Poots and I have no idea what “Cracks” is, but the former was in attendance at a screening of the latter during the Times BFI 53rd London Film Festival at the Vue West End in London, England on October 25, 2009. You might stink I couldn’t analize this topic any…
Dadada dum (snap snap) Dadada dum (snap snap)… They’re creepy and they’re kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They’re all together ooky, Gary and Gemma Numan! The King of Synthpop and his wife were in attendance at the 2009 Q Awards in London October 26 looking like they were fresh from the set of a remake of…
It appears that Noah Cyrus is following right in her older sister’s leather knee-high stripper bootsteps. Here are some photos of the 9-year-old sibling of Miley Cyrus in costume at the 16th Annual Dream Halloween held at The Barker Hangar at the Santa Monica Airport on October 24th, 2009. Accompanying her in a few of…
Could this be the beginning of a Tara Reidvergnügen ad campaign by Blackberry Germany? Or maybe Tara Reid just stumbled in from her Oktoberfest celebration and the photographers didn’t know any better? Either way, the result is a series of photographs of AlcoHall of Fame inductee Tara Reid modeling the new Blackberry Bold phone in…
More New Moon pictures from the 4th Rome International Film Festival! I already posted photos of the Twilight cast members strutting down the red carpet and here are some more of the vamps and lycanthropes after they made it inside and posed for cameras close-up. Included are mugshots of Jamie Campbell Bower, Charlie Bewley, Cameron…
And so it begins. Cast members of The Twilight Saga: New Moon were on hand for a special preview and behind-the-scenes screening of the much-anticipated sequel to Twilight at the 4th Rome International Film Festival on October 22, 2009. In attendance were Ana Caterina Morariu, Cameron Bright, Charlie Bewley, Jamie Campbell Bower, Melissa Rosenberg and…
For those girls who’ve always wanted a fairy tale wedding, fashion designer Kirstie Kelly has designed a line of wedding rings inspired by the Walt Disney princesses. The rings, which include the matching wedding bands, are in addition to Kelly’s line of Disney-inspired wedding gowns and honor the animated heroines Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White,…
Mary Louise Parker got in touch with her masculine side Sunday night, donning some 1970s daddy glasses as well as a suit and tie to attend the 7th annual Best In Drag Show held at The Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles. Click thumbnails for larger images: Photos: Revolutionpix/Fame Pictures I’m as hum-drum a straight…
I was suffering from a serious case of the Mondays when I ran across a 5-foot 9-inch tall can o’ Blues-Away in the form of Miss California Tami Farrell! She showed up at the First Annual Noble Awards in Beverly Hills on Sunday in a lemon yellow dress made out of curtain sheers and proudly…
Beyonce hit Japan with a hefty dose of bold, black and beautiful while performing at the Super Arena in Saitama on October 17, 2009. Her outfit definitely puts the “Fierce” in Sasha Fierce! How long before teenage girls everywhere are wearing Booty Bows? And how long before middle-aged women everywhere are getting hip implants? Beyonce…
Apparently Megan Fox avoided the “red carpet” at Scream 2009, which means she also missed out on making the very prestigious “Top Five sexiest arrivals at Spike TV’s Scream 2009 Awards” list. But, we did manage to track down a picture of the elusive Fox during the awards show, set to air on Spike TV…
Who knew? Scary Spice Melanie Brown married a Diva! Yesterday Stephen Belafonte worked the streets in his favorite lipstick with two of his favorite b*tches on his arm. I’m not sure if he made a good choice with the dweeb on the left, but Mel B. looks like a fabulous addition to his posse. He…
Ashlee Simpson is going to be in Vogue, and she arrived at the shoot yesterday already looking cute. She looks refreshed, classy, and like someone who’s not married to Pete Wentz. The look on her face in the above pic looks like her jittery Melrose Place character, which could be a long-term gig for her…
Spike TV is honoring the best in fantasy, sci-fi, comics and horror with its Scream 2009 awards and starcasm is honoring the top five sexiest checkerboard carpet arrivals at the event! Megan Fox was supposed to be in attendance promoting both Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen and Jennifer’s Body, but she must have skipped…
For better or worse, model and actress Jaime King stole the show at Spike TV’s SCREAM 2009 red carpet event, sporting an elegantly HUGE blond bed head and wearing a dress made from Balloon Boy’s UFO. Her Marilyn Mon-fro is either a completely ridiculous ‘do fail or a wacky and fun Gaga-esque tress success. The…
She promises to reveal her real hair in a “major” magazine photo-shoot. And when we finally see it? We will all be blinded by its magnificent beauty. In fact, the real reason why she hides it under shag carpeting is because it’s beauty is too glorious and ethereal for this ugly world.
How do I even begin to describe the retina-burning fashion and style atrocities that walked down the red carpet at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards? At first I was excited to have a fantastically awkward photo of Paris Hilton looking like an advertisement for some sort of new ultra-thin number-two-absorbing adult diaper, but…
Christina Hendricks, the flame-haired zaftig beauty famous for her role as the sultry Joan on Mad Men, married fellow actor Geoffrey Arend Sunday at New York’s Il Buco restaurant. She looked stunning in a Carolina Herrera wedding gown that accentuated her curves, and bronze slippers to match her fiery hair. The two newlyweds were introduced…
Bai Ling fit right in at the opening of Carnival NY’s newest interactive entertainment venue which features live entertainers from Coney Island including fire breathers and sword swallowers. Paris Hilton was there as well, but she’s usually associated with different kings of fire breathing and sword swallowing. What? I don’t know – it’s late. Here…
If you were charmed by Pam’s necklace on the wedding episode of The Office, you aren’t alone. Jenna Fischer was so enamored with the Sri Yantra necklace from Energy Muse that she got two of them: one for her television wedding and one for her real one! Click the link below if you want one…
If you’re like me, you can’t wait to get your hands on one of those Barbie-hair extensions on top of Kim Zolciak’s hair for your next drag show, Halloween party, or secret agent disguise. Thankfully, Kim Zolciak told Essense that her wig line is a go and will be available through Pop Wigs. They come…
Paris Fashion Week is coming to a close and once again we are left to sort through the pictures and videos of hundreds and hundreds of mostly skinny women wearing clothes ranging from the well-crafted mundane to the absolutely bizarre. This post will focus on the latter as I try to compile the Top Ten…
The Chanel Pret a Porter show during Paris Womenswear Fashion week had a serious rustic feel, held in a farm-like Grand Palais complete with hay and even a stable! Lily Allen put the “ho” in hoe-down as she and her a band performed from the makeshift stable as the models sashayed about in the latest…
Good ol’ Katy Perry! It was really late and I was going to call it a night when this bundle of visual ticklegiddies lit up my computer screen! Katy Perry will be singing “Rainbow Connection” in my pleasant dreams tonight! Wait a minute. Katy’s pretty hot. Do I really want dreams mixing muppets and Katy…
Michelle Hunziker was recently on the popular German television show Wetten Dass..? sporting some teletubberrific landscape footwear! What could that possibly mean? Just scroll down! (If you’re doing it right it should go in this order: perty, perty, perty, perty, WTF?!?!)
Videos from the Christian Dior Pret a Porter show by John Galliano as part of the Paris Womenswear Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2010 at Jardin des Tuileries on October 2, 2009. To see over 50 high quality pictures from the runway, check out our Dior photos post HERE. Subscribe to Starcasm by Email
Paris Fashion Week is underway and for those of you that couldn’t make it to The City of Lights, starcasm has you covered! Here are 56 photos from the Christian Dior Pret a Porter show as part of the Paris Womenswear Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2010 at Jardin des Tuileries on October 2, 2009. The collection…
I am guessing by these latest photos of Jim Carrey that there is a new Wolfman movie in the works? Maybe another Shaggy D.A.? Or maybe he’s just channeling his inner Steve Earle? Whatever the reason, Hairy Face Ventura was styling with girlfriend Jenny McCarthy at the UCLA Department of Neurosurgery’s “Visionary Ball 2009” held…
Drew Barrymore’s much-anticipated directorial debut Whip It premiered at The Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California on September 29th, 2009. Drew was once again a knockout, this time wearing an appropriately aggressive figure-flattering skin-tight black leather dress with a flash of red down the back that matched her 47-inch stiletto heels! Rawr! Oh, and I…
Christina Ricci was spotted sporting a new, pixie haircut while running errands in Los Angeles, Wednesday. She looked cute and casual in jeans, a mint-green cardigan, and a flash of red nails. Ricci has recently become a spokesperson for the rape awareness organization RAINN (Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network), founded by Tori Amos. She’s…
Could there be anything more important?!? Human pinup Dita Von Teese launched her new Wonderbra collection at the Dorchester Hotel in London on September 23, 2009 and we have the pictures to prove it! Sadly, Dita opted out of modeling the lingerie herself and let a couple other nice young ladies do the hard work….
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