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PHOTOS Adrianne Curry dressed as Princess Leia; molested at ‘Star Wars Celebration V’

ByAsa Hawks

Model Adrianne Curry, winner of the first season of America’s Next Top Model and wife of Peter Brady actor Christopher Knight, is one of the biggest Star Wars fans in the universe! The sexy 28-year-old shares her passion by igniting the passions of fanboys dressed as Princess Leia or as an Imperial Officer at conventions around the world.

That’s exactly what she was doing in Orlando this weekend when she donned her famous Star Wars costumes for fans at Star Wars Celebration V. But her fun weekend turned horrible early Sunday morning when a man “molested” her outside of her hotel.

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PHOTOS Paris Hilton as Marilyn Monroe at TEASE perfume launch

ByAsa Hawks

Paris Hilton paid homage to her hero Marilyn Monroe by dressing up like her for the launch of the new Paris Hilton fragrance “Tease.” The skinny tabloid starlet donned a white dress and fur stole reminiscent of the gown worn by Marilyn in the infamous scene from The Seven Year Itch, which seems appropriate given the fact that Paris has been suffering from (and spreading) numerous seven-year itches. Click for tons of photos including some side-by-side images of Paris and Marilyn! (Parilyn?)

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VIDEO PHOTOS Ann Ward from America’s Next Top Model is 6′ 2″ and weighs under 100 pounds

ByAsa Hawks

America’s Next Top Model is about to kick off cycle 15 and they’ve just released the first promotional videos for the upcoming season, including one of Ann from Dallas Texas who is well over six feet tall and weighs less than 100 pounds! See the video and some amazing stills of Miss J wrapping his hands around Ann’s tiny waist!

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PHOTOS Britney Spears flashes her butt and her K-Fed dice tattoo

ByAsa Hawks

Sometimes I think Britney sacrifices her dignity on purpose just to keep the world entertained. Her latest sacrifice was to wear a flowing dress/shirt that was about two inches too short for walking up steps with the paparazzi on your tail and then she selflessly walked up steps with the paparazzi on her tail. Also revealed on Britney’s milkshake run to Johnny Rockets was her tattoo tribute to her marriage with Kevin Federline in the form of two misshapen red dice. (Not a very exciting news night, huh?)

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Was Taylor Jacobson fired from Rachel Zoe Inc. stealing designer clothes and sabotaging Brad?

ByAsa Hawks

As we all prepare for the cataclysmic season 3 premiere of The Rachel Zoe Project tonight on Bravo, questions remain unanswered as to why Zoe’s assistant Taylor Jacobson is no longer on the show or working for the Rachel Zoe Corporation. Read up on all the evidence and decide for yourself if Taylor quit or was fired for stealing clothes as reported by Page Six in March!

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PHOTOS Ke$ha as Naughty $murfette at Casio’s “Shock the World” event

ByAsa Hawks

Singer and Hot Topic poster child Ke$ha arrived on the red carpet at the Casio ‘Shock the World’ event looking like she just got off work from the Smurf Village Happy Ending Massage Parlor with bright blue lipstick and matching blue “scratches” on her arm. Keep reading to Tiptoe Through the Blue Lips and see photos of Ke$ha performing during the event.

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PHOTOS Phoebe Price as Princess Leia and Wonder Woman at Comic Con 2010

ByAsa Hawks

The incomparable red-headed ray of sunshine that is Phoebe Price unleashed her lens-consuming glory on the poor, unsuspecting folks at Comic-Con Friday, packing her long and leggy flame-topped self into the two most intimidatingly sexy female costumes known to geekdom: Princess Leia and Wonder Woman.

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San Diego Comic-Con 2010 photos: Will Ferrell at Megamind panel

ByAsa Hawks

Will Ferrell brought the funny as he spoke to the Megamind panel at San Diego Comic-Con 2010 dressed in a wonderfully terrible, homemade costume of the bulbous-skulled blue super-villain star from the movie. Also joining Will on stage was the Queen of Comic-Con geekdom Tina Fey, Jonah Hill and a cardboard cutout of… Keep reading to find out!

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Betty White’s hoodies have washable earbuds!

ByStarcasm Staff

Betty White is taking advantage of her prime spot as America’s biggest SuperStar (rocketed by her killer SNL episode) by cranking out bad-a$$ merch to benefit Morris Animal Foundation, her favorite charity. We’ve got a soft spot for Betty, and she’s got a soft spot of animals. It all works out. First, she came out…

PHOTOS Johny Daly’s pants steal the show at The Open Championship

ByAsa Hawks

Millions tuned in to see if Tiger Woods would return to his winning ways on the Old Course in St. Andrews, Scotland, but their attention soon turned from the fallen hero with the colorful sexual history to the fallen hero with the colorful pants!

Long driver extraordinaire John Daly, who took the PGA by storm as a rookie in 1991 when he won the PGA Championship as the ninth alternate before succumbing to alcoholism later in his career, kicked off day one of The Open Championship wearing some lavender paisley trousers, a pink shirt, a light blue sweater and a turquoise hat. He followed that up on day two with an even more shaggadelic pair of britches you have to see to believe! Click for tons of photos – including Daly’s girlfriend making it quite clear how she feels about her beau’s fashion choices.

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Your daily bearded chicks post

ByAsa Hawks

Edgy designer Patrick Mohr raised eyebrows yesterday by razing the scalps of his models for his runway show at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in Berlin. But, in addition to being Kojacked up, the show was also seemingly pumped up on steroids as his skin-headed beauties were all sporting carnivalesque beards! Keep reading for lots of photos from the follicle fashion freak show!

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga in Boston July 2, 2010 – 13 concert costume changes!

ByAsa Hawks

Lady Gaga continued her extravagant Monster Ball Tour with a stop at the TD Garden in Boston July 2, 2010 for the second performance of a two-night stand. 15,500 fans danced and cheered as Lady Gaga delivered a two-hour stage show that featured no less than 13 different costume changes for the hardest working woman in show business! See photos of some of the many extravagant, sexy, surreal and sometimes downright silly outfits worn by LG!

Camille Donatacci Grammer and a Club MTV costar with the best Pauly D blowout EVER
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PHOTOS RHOBH Camille Donatacci Grammer on Club MTV

ByAsa Hawks

Back before Camille Grammer was married to Frasier or divorced from Frasier or one of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills she was a smokin’ hot young dancer on Club MTV! See some shockingly dated photos of Camille and her Club MTV buds from between 1988 and 1992.

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PHOTO: Perez Hilton tweets Miley’s crotch again!

ByDarren O

Perez Hilton appears to be having a blast with the whole Miley upskirt Twitter controversy. After making a couple sort-of apologies, the Queen of All Media was back at it today tweeting yet another provocative image of Miley’s lady area! See the barely SFW photo and read what Perez had to say about Miley this time around!

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Have a Coke and a smile

ByAsa Hawks

In honor of the World Cup I thought I might post up one of my favorite soccer futbol-themed photos! This is the south end of a north bound cheerleader at the Bicentario 2010 match up between Toluca and Santos Domingo de Campeones. Now THAT’S a bumper sticker!

Keep reading to find out how other drink companies are trying to keep up with this brilliant marketing strategy.

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s hourglass figure at the FiFi Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Kim Kardashian reminded everyone at the 2010 FiFi Awards where the term “hourglass figure” comes from! The reality show starlet and perfume maven showed up at the Fragrance Oscars in a male-libido-warping, form-fitting strapless gown that accentuated the visual amusement park that is Kim Kardashian’s figure perfectly. Keep reading to see photos of Kim and find out what in the world the FiFi Awards are!

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Calvin Klein cologne is attractive, TO JAGUARS!

ByDarren O

Let this be a warning to all the single men out there. If you head out tonight and splash on a little Calvin Klein’s Obsession for Men looking for some cougar action you just might get another big cat instead! Researchers have discovered that the legendary designer’s smell-good juice is a wonderful way to lure jaguars.

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PHOTOS Cheryl Cole wows at ‘Outside The Law’ Cannes premiere

ByAsa Hawks

See the amazing dress that X-Factor Judge and former Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Cole wore on the red carpet at the premiere of Outside the Law in Cannes tonight that caused this photographer’s jaw to hit the ground!

Oh, and find out a little bit about the controversial film, which the French government almost banned from the festival altogether!

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Charlize Theron: Fannytasstic Photo of the Day!

ByAsa Hawks

Actress Charlize Theron showed off her Reindeer Gams after doing some grocery shopping in West Hollywood Sunday. Wearing a teeny tiny pair of hemmed Daisy Dukes, Charlize decided to treat Paparazzi to a Thightalian job while leaning into the backseat of her car. Speaking of backseat, the Legend of Legger Vance won’t be winning any SAG Awards for that Trial and Derriere!

Click to see a larger image. (I promise there are no more altered Charlize movie titles – just legs for days!)

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Umbro World Cup Soccer wives photos & videos

ByAsa Hawks

Umbro knows how to market sportswear! The apparel company has launched a new line of World Cup Soccer themed shirts (or “kits”) in honor of the seven nations that have won the title and they’ve gathered wives/girfriends/baby mammas of players from those national teams to model them – sans pants. Keep reading to see hi-res images, videos and brief bios of all the shirts and WAGs! (That’s UK-ese for Wives and Girlfriends of soccer players)

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Autopsy links drug use to designer Alexander McQueen’s suicide, which was not his first attempt

ByStarcasm Staff

“He’s wearing your clothes head down to toes, a reaction to you.” – Elliot Smith “Need in the Hay” According to WWD (via Vanity Fair) Paul Knapman, M.D., the physician who performed avant-garde designer Alexander McQueen’s autopsy found “’a significant level of cocaine,’ sleeping pills, and tranquilizers,” in his system, and concluded that the designer…

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PHOTOS Iron Man 2 World Premiere: Iron Man dancers!

ByAsa Hawks

The much-anticipated Iron Man 2 had its World Premiere at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood Monday and as you would have expected all the big names came out: Robert Downey, Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Gwyneth Paltrow and Mickey Rourke but all that star power was upstaged by…

IRON MAN DANCERS!

Or would that be Iron Mancers? Either way – these sexy young Iron-Man-themed ladies shook their Pepper Potts and gave the red carpet event a real John Starkian flair!

PHOTOS I dream of… Preeya Kalidas? “It’s A Wonderful Afterlife” Premiere

ByAsa Hawks

The British comedy film It’s A Wonderful Afterlife had its Premiere in London Monday at the Odeon West End. Ironically it was a famous EastEnder who stole the show on the red carpet! Actress Preeya Kalidas (EastEnders, Bend It Like Beckham) showed up in some sort of I Dream of Jeanie meets vajazzing Barbiehontas costume, rendering those who actually had anything to do with the movie completely invisible. Keep reading for more photos!

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Bethenny Frankel’s ‘Romantic’ Amsale’s Kenneth Pool wedding dress

ByStarcasm Staff

Reality TV’s b!tch!iest barb-slinger Bethenny Frankel got married yesterday (March 28, 2010) at Four Seasons Hotel in New York City to Jason Hoppy. She is 7 1/2 months pregnant with the couple’s first child. You can catch Bethenny pre-wedding in a cute jogging outfit with “bride” on the booty, but pics of Bethenny in her…

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Katy Perry gets slimed at the 2010 Kids’ Choice Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Never one to dodge any opportunity to be outrageous and fun, singer Katy Perry surrendered herself to to the infamous Nickelodeon green goo otherwise known as… SLIME!

Click to see video, tons of photos and even an animated gif of the slimetacular event! Also, check out Katy’s revealing look on the red orange carpet!

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga is Coke can curler chic!

ByAsa Hawks

Lady Gaga arrived in Sydney, Australia today with Diet Coke can curlers in her hair. In addition to her unique soda popstar headgear, LG was sporting classic Gaga attire with black shades, bright red lipstick, black bra and panties with fishnet stockings, sheer jacket and elevated black lace-up boots. (Why is it I always feel naughty when describing Lady Gaga?)

Click to see a full-length photo of the soda popstar and find out what kind of warm and fuzzy critter she was carrying!

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Miley Cyrus, popping out of her corset dress, admits to dating Liam Hemsworth on Oscar red carpet

ByStarcasm Staff

Miley Cyrus arrived at the Academy Awards red carpet with her mom, but admitted to E!’s Ryan Seacrest that she was dating The Last Song co-star Liam Hemsworth. Everyone already knew this already, but she’s never let the words pass her lips before. But is she in love? “Maybe,” she says. A girl’s got to…

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PHOTOS Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka at the Oscars?!?

ByAsa Hawks

Well, almost. The Bachelor “winner” and Jake Pavelka fiancee Vienna Girardi took her first steps on a Hollywood red carpet March 6 as she and Jake attended the Weinstein Company and Montblanc International hosted a cocktail event to honor UNICEF. See photos of this fame-thirsty couple gobbling up the fruits of their labors!

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PHOTO John Travolta rejects Zipyourflyentology

ByAsa Hawks

The entire world almost “got shorty” when actor John Travolta left the Katsuya restaurant in Los Angeles with his zipper down earlier today. Travolta seemed completely unaware how close we all were to seeing his White Man’s Burden as he playfully acted out a scene from The Taking of Pelham X Y Z, even jokingly looking at his watch while he waited.

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PHOTOS – Helena Bonham Carter brings Red Queen / Queen of Hearts clutch bag to ‘Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland’ world premiere

ByStarcasm Staff

Helena Bonham Carter showed up at the London world premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland with a cute Queen of Hearts clutch to match the her part as The Red Queen in her husband’s interpretation of the classic whimsical tale. She also sported a charming sparkly bird’s nest hair-do and an off-kilter creme dress…

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Did Mel B almost have a Britney moment?

ByStarcasm Staff

There’s really no explanation for this hairstyle unless Mel B was honoring the three-year anniversary since Britney Spears went completely bonkers and shaved her head in front of paparazzi. Everyone has their own special way of marking that once-in-a lifetime event (oh! the memories.) Here’s some more photos of former Spice Girl Mel B stepping…

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga wears blizzard chic at the amfAR New York Gala

ByAsa Hawks

In honor of the record-setting blizzard blanketing the northeast Lady Gaga was the literal interpretation of “snow white” at the amfAR Gala held in New York City February 10, 2010!

WARNING – I like the Lady G’s fashion statements and this is one of her best, so instead of the usual snark there is an avalanche of Gaga goo-gooing on my part. Sorry ’bout that.

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PHOTOS – Lady GaGa’s sparkly orbital Armani 2010 Grammy red carpet dress

ByStarcasm Staff

Lady GaGa lived up to herself at the 2010 Grammy Awards red carpet, showing up in a glittery orbital dress that exposes most of her legs, which were encased in sparkly tights that turned into Dr. Seuss-shaped platform heels. GaGa accessorized with a pointy chandelier, and wore the comic-book yellow extensions she’s been featuring lately…

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MTV News Correspondent Snooki 2010 GRAMMY Awards Red Carpet photos

ByAsa Hawks

The 52nd Annual GRAMMY Awards are getting under way and even they aren’t immune to the Jersey Shore Invasion sweeping the nation! Here’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi with her stacked little Guidette bod packed into a short and tight violet dress. Sadly, the “poof” stayed at home, although she did try to compensate with a poofy coat. Perhaps it doesn’t react well to the altitude when flying? (Pauly D’s Blowout should have no problem!)

See the photos!

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PHOTOS Maggie Rizer wears peek-a-boob dress to ‘From Paris With Love’ premiere

ByAsa Hawks

Model Maggie Rizer must be very excited about the upcoming Super Bowl because she gave photographers at the New York Premiere of From Paris With Love her own version of a Janet Jackson halftime show! The 32-year-old Rizer either skimped on adhesive or seriously overestimated the abilities of a thin, loose-fitting ribbon of fabric to prevent everyone from seeing the contents of her hope chest.

Click for the photo and to read more about the amazingly tragic story of Maggie Rizer.

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Full six page strict sorority dress code from demanding, crazy Cornell Pi Beta Phi leader

ByStarcasm Staff

“You best have a mani pedi when you get to Ithaca.” “No need to seduce them with caked on black eye makeup. And if anyone likes to try that, it’s me, don’t get me wrong. Just saying.” “I’m also weird about accessories. I’m not saying you have to be wearing the Harry Winston wreath for…

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PHOTO Chris Brown strikes again! Designer Jean Paul Gaultier’s face bloodied

ByAsa Hawks

Singer Chris Brown has stopped beating on women and moved on to older fashion designers! Here he is with Jean Paul Gaultier at the designer’s fall/winter collection show in Paris, France on January 21, 2010. Apparently the 52-year-old Jean Paul read a text message on Chris Brown’s cell phone from Christian Dior and then all Hell broke loose!

Nah, not really. Find out the real reason Gaultier is made up like a Chris Brown date!

PHOTOS – Sao Paulo, Brazil Fashion Week 2010: Samuel Cirnansck show features tables and lampshades

ByStarcasm Staff

You need a shot of bourbon, two hits of acid, and some of that peyote sh*t to truly experience Sao Paulo fashion week. This stuff is nuts. One of the surreal highlights was the Tim Burton meets Disney’s Beauty and the Beast spectacle put on by designer Samuel Cirnansck. Cirnansck took the notion of women…

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PHOTOS Taylor Momsen promotes new ‘Love Rocks’ perfume at Hot Topic

ByAsa Hawks

As the ratings for Gossip Girl continue to plummet at an alarming rate (backstabbing and uppityness just isn’t as interesting when it goes to college), we continue to see the results of lucrative deals that were inked back when the show was still hip. Case in point: Taylor Momsen’s new perfume and line of cosmetics for Victoria’s Secret called “Love Rocks.” See the zombie-eyed blond starlet pushing her wares at a store that used to be just as hip as Gossip Girl used to be, Hot Topic. Also, an exclusive starcasm sneak peek at another Taylor Momsen beauty product in the works! You won’t believe her eyes when you see it!

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga’s sunburst hair at 2010 CES

ByAsa Hawks

Even the International Consumer Electronics Show isn’t safe from the avant garde fashion statement of LG! No, not that LG (dork!), I’m talking about Lady Gaga y’all!

The pop singer and style trendsetter has been named the creative director for a “specialty line of imaging products” for Polaroid and was on hand at the convention Thursday, January 7 to promote the line and receive a portrait of herself made entirely of Polaroid images by artist Maurizio Galamiti.

Not one to miss an opportunity to draw attention to herself, Gaga fashioned a large Audrey Hepburn-style hat from her own hair, forming a large blonde starburst that extended more than a foot in all directions!

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PHOTOS WTF happened to Danielle Staub?!? Youth in Revolt Premiere

ByAsa Hawks

I was among the first to hop on The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Danielle Staub bashing bandwagon, but that was all in good fun. Drug use, stripping, nasty talk in front of the kids, felony kidnapping… that’s just standard reality show star fare. But, while refreshing a few image sites anxiously waiting for pictures of the Jersey Shore cast at the Youth in Revolt movie premiere in New York (They tweeted they would be there!), the wheels fell off the bashing bandwagon and the LOLs turned into WTFs real quick when I saw a photo of Danielle Staub’s new hair and face:

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PHOTOS Madonna’s sexy tough look at the NYC ‘Nine’ Premiere with daughter Lourdes Leon

ByAsa Hawks

Madonna scared a lot of folks a few months ago when photos of her overly toned arms made the viral rounds on the internet. But, the Queen of Pop and Fitness has learned from her mistakes and wore a pair bicep-high black glove to the premiere of Nine in New York City last night. In addition to the arm leggings, Madonna wore a tight and tough lacy black corset dress that makes her look like some sort of boudoir super-heroine – and I mean that in a really good way!

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PHOTOS Willow Smith’s Rihanna hairdo at the Nobel Peace Prize concert

ByAsa Hawks

The Nobel Prize concert featured musical performances by the likes of Wyclef Jean, Toby Keith and Donna Summer, but it was 9-year old Willow Smith, daughter of hosts Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith who stole the show with her Rihanna styled hairdo!

Here are some great photos of Willow along with brother Jada and other performers at the Nobel Peace Prize Concert at the Oslo Spektrum on December 11, 2009.

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PHOTOS Queen Elizabeth II meets Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus at the Royal Variety Performance

ByAsa Hawks

The Royal Variety Performance returned to Blackpool, England Monday for the first time since 1955 and Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II was in attendance. Also in attendance were Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus, who were both photographed meeting the Queen after the performance. Lady Gaga wore a traditional red latex fetish dress with sequin eye pasties while Hannah Britannia reminded QE what it was like to be young and in no need of a brassiere.

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PHOTO What Val Kilmer would look like if he ate Val Kilmer

ByAsa Hawks

When I was scrolling through the American Music Awards red carpet photos I saw this one and thought to myself, “That’s nice. Chastity Bono was at the American Music Awards.” Wrong! That thar is Val Kilmer! That’s right, the once svelte poor man’s Brad Pitt is frighteningly close to becoming the masculine equivalent of Kirstie Alley. Oh, and he was with Fifty Cent because they’re working on a movie togther.

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PHOTOS Natalie Portman wears a Grimace dress to “Brothers” Premiere?

ByAsa Hawks

Natalie Portman wore a McBlobby purple dress on the red carpet at the premiere of her latest movie “Brothers” in New York City November 22, 2009.

I saw the trailer for this movie, which also stars Tobey MaGuire and Jake Gyllenhaal, and it didn’t look like the kind of movie you would wear a McDonald’s Grimace dress to promote. Maybe this was some sort of anti-meat protest by the famously vegetarian Natalie Portman?

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PHOTO Candis Cayne’s afro at the 2009 American Music Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Could this be the first trans-gendered afro ever photographed on a red carpet?!? Actress Candis Cayne (Formerly actor Brendan McDaniel) really let her hair up upon arriving at the 2009 American Music Awards in Los Angeles Sunday night! WHOAH!! Actually, to be fair to Candis, she was just snapped in an awkward moment flipping her…

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PHOTOS Rihanna at the 2009 American Music Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Rhianna wore a racy and revealing outfit during her performance of “Wait Your Turn” and “Hard” at the 2009 American Music Awards in Los Angeles. From a distance the outfit looked to be a brown and white striped body suit, but upon closer inspection it’s revealed to be a white stripe and bare Rihanna body suit! Mmmmm…nekkid stripes.

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PHOTOS 2009 American Music Awards Shakira and Selena Gomez from the red carpet

ByAsa Hawks

The American Music Awards are underway and the red carpet pictures are starting to flow in! To kick off the party are two lovely young ladies with knockout red carpet looks! First up is Shakira, who managed to avoid her usual flirtation with trashy and looked fabulous in a snug bright yellow strapless dress. The only thing this super-fine She Wolf was flirting with was the photographer! And second is 17-year-old Selena Gomez, who looked adorably charming as usual in a short loose shiny silver sequin dress.

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VIDEO – PHOTOS Fergie and the Black-Eyed Peas at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

ByAsa Hawks

The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featured performances by musical group The Black-Eyed Peas featuring lead singer and all-around hottie Fergie, who performed in a teal green teddy with a flowing waste cape: In addition to performing live in lingerie, Fergie was also smokin’ hot on the red carpet prior to the runway show, wearing…

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PHOTOS Heidi Klum before and after pregnancy at 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

ByAsa Hawks

Heidi Klum (actually, it’s officially Heidi Samuel now) looked fantastic on the red carpet and on the runway at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show held at the Lexington Armory, in New York City, NY on November 19, 2009. Why is it worth mentioning that Heidi looked fantastic when she has made a living looking fantastic for the last 17 years? Because she just gave birth to daughter Lou Samuel on October 9th! That means the German supermodel and host of Lifetime’s Project Runway was back in runway shape in less than six weeks!

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VIDEO and PHOTOS 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show including newest angel Kylie Bisutti

ByAsa Hawks

It’s that time of year when scantily clad women transition from swimwear to lingerie – from the beach to the boudoir – from Sports Illustrated to Victoria’s Secret. And since we are the CNN of scantily clad women, I proudly present our in-depth coverage of the latest lack of coverage: The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion…

PHOTOS Angela Simmons’ Fashion Zen: Yes = No

ByAsa Hawks

You might think this is one of my many silly Photoshop posts, but that’s actually Angela Simmons and that actually is the word “YES” in all capital letters spelled out across her bum. In hip hop fashion I believe this is called a “badonkadon’t.” Don’t know who Angela Simmons is? Don’t feel bad – I didn’t either when I first saw that purple gluteus maxi-yes. So I googled her…

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PHOTOS Katy Perry looking less undead at Samsung Behold II Premiere Launch Event

ByAsa Hawks

In a previous post I expressed my concern over the formerly vivacious and effervescent Katy Perry seemingly having her soul sucked out of her by vampire/boyfriend Russell Brand, but Katy showed up at the Samsung Behold II Premiere Launch Event held at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood Wednesday looking slightly more alive!

PHOTOS The Saturdays’ Frankie Sandford wears a hot Peek-a-Booty dress

ByAsa Hawks

The Saturdays were in attendance at the Variety Club Showbiz Awards held at the Grosvenor House in London November 15 and as usual they livened things up with some exciting fashion choices. Although they were all sparkling and revealing quite a bit of skin, member Frankie Sanford took home the avant-garde fashion award for her…

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PHOTOS Jack Black supports Arts Education…by pole dancing?

ByAsa Hawks

Jack Black unleashed his Macho Libre with a pole dancing demonstration at the Creative Arts Fair held at the Barker Hangar In Santa Monica, California on November 15th. The Fair was held to support P.S. ARTS & Restoration of Arts Education in Public Schools and also to promote enlightenment through the ancient sexy art of…