It’s looking more and more like Teen Mom Maci Bookout is goin’ Hollywood. Life & Style is reporting that she’s had breast augmentation surgery and a recent photo posted by JWoww of all people shows a stylized and blonde hair extension rockin’ upgrade. Read on for an all around Bookout update including her reaction to the infamous beer bong pics and video as well as a full image of the photo tweeted by JWoww of a new and improved Maci!
Jersey Shore hottie Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley made a recent appearance at a GNC store in Paramus, NJ to promote the supplement Ab Cuts by Revolution. I’m not sure what Ab Cuts supplements but from the event photos of JWoww it is apparent she didn’t need any cleavage supplementation! She let her fans know via Twitter about the appearance but she forgot to mention the beyond skin tight dress she would wear. Folks would of been lining up from GNC to the friggin’ Turnpike. Check her Wowness out!
Watch a video clip of Snooki educating Matt Lauer on the definition of a weenis. We are all but students in the classroom of life that is Jersey Shore!
Starcasm has been a huge fan of Old Spice’s “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like” commercials since the very first one appeared over the TV airwaves. We’ve also shown mad love for all the would be reality starts hustling down along the Jersey Shore. Well two of our pop-culture worlds have collided as Vinny Guadagnino from JS has thrown down with his own Isaiah Mustafa impersonation in a spot for MTV!
Bonus: Catch a fantastic extended trailer for season 3 set to begin on January 6th.
Jersey Shore’s Jwoww is a looker and it looks like we all could be looking at ALL of her if her lawyers don’t get their way in a current court battle with her ex Thomas Lippolis. Lippolis has turned sour grapes into a $300,000 money grab disguised as a lawsuit. It looks like Jwoww will pay part of this amount for business manger services her ex provided with one very important condition; that he hand over his collection of butt naked photos that he has of the sexy reality star!
Jersey Shore’s resident hottie Jwoww, real name Jenni Farley, is finding herself on the wrong friggin’ end of a lawsuit. The dude who is trying to creep on some of Jwoww’s hard earned bank is her ex boyfriend Thomas “Sour Grapes” Lippolis.
Find out what his claims are against Jwoww and just how much of her hard earned money he believes is rightfully his.
The global takeover of the world by the cast of Jersey Shore is continuing in the self depreciative form of The Flow and Nacy Show on YouTube. Shore cast members JWoww and Snooki created this masterpiece of bed-web-cam drama on their own as they have taken on the personas of older frustrated Jersey ladies who are sick of all the Jersey Shore crap!
Jersey Shore and soon to be DWTS personality Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has had a request to trademark “The Situation” denied. Find out why his application was rejected and how he isn’t the first Jersey Shore cast member to be told no friggin way!
The Seaside Heights police department is staying pretty busy lately with all the Jersey Shore cast member arresting they have to do. The latest MTV reality star to be taken into custody is the otherwise unnoticeable Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, you know the one with a bunch of muscles that is unsure in-love and drops a truck-load of “C” bombs. No not that one, the other the one.
Find out what he went to the not-so-big house for and why I had to become an investigative journalist and call out the mayor of Seaside Heights in a pub seeking conspiracy!
Jersey Shore Season 2 has exploded onto the scene managing to accomplish the seemingly impossible task of following up succesfully on the reality-genre groundbreaking first run. One of the most recognizable faces for the show is Mike Sorrentino, A.K.A. The Situation. His recognizable face recently received a noticeable change in the form of a Douche Bagazine worthy hairdo. Check out both sides of the engraved dome-rug and see our list of names for the new Sorrentino do!
Not to be outdone by her abtastic rapping castmate The Situation, Jersey Shore‘s diminutive diva Snooki wrote her own rap summing up her philosophy of life and uploaded her recitation to YouTube! Keep reading for the life-changing video, the transcription and a footprints-themed motivational Snooki poster!
Jimmy Kimmel Live and the gang from Jersey Shore have made another fist-pumpingly hilarious video spoof in the same vein as their Oscar Best Picture nominee re-enactments. Showing no fear of the Twihard Army, Jimmy and juice crew took on Twilight in “Friggin’ Twilight” with Snooki as Bella Swan, The Situation as Edward Cullen, Pauly D as Jacob Black and Jimmy as Bella’s father!
O.K. here’s The Situation, Mike Sorrentino has been on a Jersey Shore vacation. So what does fab-abs do in his spare time other than throw fists and what not? You guessed it, The Situation finds himself a studio and throws down with a little rap game club mix. You know you want it, or maybe you don’t but you’re gonna listen anyway.
See photos of Jersey Shore‘s JWoww at the launch of “Cosmetic Surgeon in a Jar” in New York City March 18. “What exactly is Cosmetic Surgeon in a Jar? Could it possibly provide women with the same globetacular upper body as the artificially well-endowed Jenni Farley?!? Keep reading and find out!
Paul DelVecchio, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Ronnie Magro of Jersey Shore are helping America prepare for Sunday night’s Oscar Awards by re-enacting scenes from Best Picture nominees all week on Lopez Tonight! Though we have lots to look forward to, including Avatar, Up In The Air, Precious, Inglourious Basterds and The Blind Side, the boys kick things off with a scene from The Hurt Locker.
Watch the clip!
It was only a matter of time! A nude photo of Jersey Shore’s vertically challenged vivacious Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has surfaced with the promise of more on the way. Radar Onine first reported the existence of the photos and now the owners have posted one on the website NakedSnooki.com.
Click to see a small, edited screen capture and find out how you can buy the rest of the pictures!
The 52nd Annual GRAMMY Awards are getting under way and even they aren’t immune to the Jersey Shore Invasion sweeping the nation! Here’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi with her stacked little Guidette bod packed into a short and tight violet dress. Sadly, the “poof” stayed at home, although she did try to compensate with a poofy coat. Perhaps it doesn’t react well to the altitude when flying? (Pauly D’s Blowout should have no problem!)
See the photos!
The Jersey Shoritization of the planet took a huge step forward by converting one of the most influential media personalities on the political landscape. Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh revealed his new religion during a preliminary event at the Miss America Pageant called “Judge the Judges.”
The host introduced the talent portion of the “Judge the Judges” competition, explaining that they would be dancing to Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face.” Rush seemed reluctant at first, but then he must have heard the call because he started convulsing and speaking in fist pumps! I’ll let the video speak for itself…
Desperate to attach himself to something people actually want to watch, actor Tom Cruise put in his bid for being a cast member on Season 2 of MTV’s Jersey Shore by getting himself a blowout hairdo even Pauly D would be envious of!
See Tom’s Gui-doo and vote for your favorite Blowout!
America’s favorite Guidos and Guidettes reunited for an entertaining hour of looking back and looking forward on MTV’s Jersey Shore Reunion Special January 21. Up until I watched the reunion I had my doubts that this group could capture lightning in a bottle again in their second season, but despite all of their successes they still seemed to have the capacity to be authentically aggressive and dramatic!
Watch the complete episode!
Watch the season finale of the always controversial and always entertaining Jersey Shore. Before things get emotional and the Ed Hardy shirts get packed for their rides home, we get one last juiced up entertaining hour with the crew! See who gets out of jail, who gets creeped on by The Situation, who breaks Snooki’s heart, who warms Snooki’s heart in the hot tub and who gets emotional as the summer ends on the most entertaining beach house in the history of reality television!
Join the cast in watching a collection of the funniest Jersey Shore spoof videos from the internet, late night talk show and Saturday Night Live! Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, J-Woww, Ronnie, Vinny and Sammi “Sweetheart” laugh and fist pump as they watch such classics as Bobby Bottleservice, a Jersey Shore Christmas on Jimmy Kimmel, the Funny or Die video and of course the SNL Weekend Update skit mocking Snooki! Plus, much more including hilarious snippets from the cast’s audition tapes!
Reminiscent of Michael Corlione’s return to Sicily in The Godfather, the entire cast of MTV’s controversial show Jersey Shore returned to their Guido homeland of Italy Saturday.
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvecchio, Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, Ronnie Magrow, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Vinny Guadaguino and even Angelina Pivarnik posed for photographers and even took some photos of their own as they strolled the streets of Venice January 16. In honor of the return of their Prodigal sons and daughters the Italians have replaced Michelangelo’s David with the superior abs of The Situation!
See Michel “The Situation” Angelo and the rest of the cast as they become the latest group to invade Italy with ease!
Another episode of Jersey Shore, another dude in an Ed Hardy shirt gets arrested for assault. The twist this time around is that it’s a cast member! Plus – pickle pranks and an Israeli stalker!
Watch the complete episode right here!
MTV’s Jersey Shore literally doesn’t pull any punches! This time it was an inebriated J-Woww who, after being booted from a bar for throwing up and not getting any assistance from Mike, lies in wait for him to return to their Atlantic City hotel room. Watch the video to see what happens next!
The Jersey Shore crew heads to Atlantic City where their patience with The Situation begins to wear thin.
Watch the entire episode!
Jersey Shore‘s Snooki must have known some time ago she was destined for greatness because she started her own video channel on youtube featuring all sorts of crazy Guidette tomfoolery! Here is the easy-to-browse complete collection of all the Snooki video yumminess with brief commentary from your source for all things Snooki, starcasm.net! There are a couple vintage high school cheerleading vids from her defunct myspace account thrown in as a bonus! 18 total Snooki videos!
Is there anything this Jersey girl can’t do?!? Well, besides reach the freezer door…
Jersey Shore‘s diminutive Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi continues to cash in on her 15 minutes and expand her resume, this time by handling weather girl duties on New Tork’s WPIX. Watch the video!
Could Jersey Shore get any more Jersey shore?!? I keep thinking not, but every Thursday I am humbled by these 8 7 cast members’ abilities to raise the Guidodom bar! Last night was no exception (Yeah, I actually tuned into Jersey Shore and flipped over to the Alabama/Texas game during commercials). We meet Vinny’s family, including his VERY Italian mom, Snooki gets hit in the face by a hippo grenade and Ronnie punches some local heckler in the head repeatedly. You know you can’t resist!
We already reported on Michael Cera’s Jersey Shore makeover where DJ Pauly D Guidoed the hipster actor with his own version of “The Blowout” hairstyle and now we bring you even more Cera/Jersey Shore crossover hilarity as Michael gets a lesson in fist pumping and then everybody gets in a hot tub! It’s Guido-riffic!
Keeping in step with the theme of his latest movie Youth In Revolt, Actor Michael Cera “gets tough” thanks to DJ Pauly D of Jersey Shore. Pauly Guidofies Cera with a version of his own patented hairstyle known around the world simply as “The Blowout.”
Pauly posted the pictures on his facebook account revealing that Cera and some of the Jersey Shore cast were working together on a skit to promote Youth In Revolt. In addition to hanging out with DJPD, Cera also got to share some Jersey pie with Guidette bombshell Jenni “J-Woww” Farley!
Snooki may be the Jersey Shore Guidette getting the most publicity but Jenni “J-Woww” Farley is the Jersey girl that seems to have it all. Not only does she have a smokin’ hot bod complete with huge dragon tattoo, but J-Woww also has a pair of triple-D brass balls that means she won’t back down from anyone or anything! If Brad Ferro had punched Jenni instead of Snooki I can guarantee you she wouldn’t have been curled up in a ball on the floor, she would have flown across the bar and scratched that dude’s eyes out!
Find out more about the multi-faceted J-Woww and take a gander at her jaw-dropping modeling pics from well before she was cast on Jersey Shore!
Were you too busy partying New Year’s Eve and missed out on the latest misadventures of America’s most and least favorite Guidos and Guidettes? Not to worry! Thanks to starcasm.net and the folks over at MTV, you can watch Jersey Shore Episode 5 “Just Another Day at the Shore” any time you want, as many times as you want!
The fifth episode picks up immediately after the infamous Snooki Punch where we get to see an enraged Vinny almost get arrested, “The Situation” not letting his roommate’s misfortune interfere with his creeping and Snooki bleeding in the bathroom repeatedly pleading, “Oh my God, please don’t tell me I have missing teeth!”
Ever wonder what the world would be like if George Lucas made reality television shows? Or if MTV made classic science fiction movies?
Me either. I have no idea why I did these. But, I DID! Here are some collectible trading cards from the alternate universe mashing up a galaxy far, far away with the boardwalk just across the river. It’s the world of Ewops, Tattoo-ine and partying at the Mos Jersey Cantina. A wonderful place where the stress of saving the universe over and over is replaced by the relative ease of hooking up with random hot Guidos and Guidettes over and over.
Though there are numerous beautiful characters and things from the offspring of Star Wars and Jersey Shore, I’ve managed to whittle it down to the Top 5, and here they are!
The starcasm.net Jersey Shore photo collection continues to grow! It started out with the abtrulescent Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his deleted myspace pictures and now we’re moving on to DJ Pauly D.
Check out little Paul Delvecchio before he perfected his famous hairdo known as “The Blowout!”
Clearly the American television viewing audience was completely unprepared for the rawness of MTV’s Jersey Shore. Guido fever has swept through the media and the nation and though everything from rationality and moral decency have been tried as a vaccine, nothing seems to be working.
Spearheading the Giuseppidemic is self-proclaimed Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, whose wild antics and audacious personality led to the infamous “Snooki punch” cleverly used by MTV in commercials for the show, and then censored from the actual episode before airing.
Running a close second to Snooki is the Guidoest of the Guidos, the abtastic Italian Stallion known simply as “The Situation.” I’ve dug up some older photos of Mike, including a photo from his high school yearbook! (Yes, he always had those abs.)
Overnight Jersey Shore sensation Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is taking over television! She’s like an accomplishmentless Sarah Palin who doesn’t dodge questions! And just like Sarah Palin, there is way more demand for Snooki than there is supply so shows are having to clone the hot commodity. Tina Fey was Sarah Palin’s doppelganger and now Bobby Moynihan is confusing folks with his spot-on impersonation of Snooki. Here’s the hilarious video from last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update:
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