PHOTO Tom Cruise gets a Jersey Shore Blowout!

Tom Cruise in his Jersey Shore Pauly D Blowout hairdo!

Desperate to attach himself to something people actually want to watch, actor Tom Cruise put in his bid for being a cast member on Season 2 of MTV’s Jersey Shore by getting himself a blowout hairdo even Pauly D would be envious of!

Michael Cera was the first actor to jump on the Blowout train, having Pauly D himself hook him up with a glorious Gui-doo – a process that was documented and used to promote Cera’s movie Youth in Revolt. (Watch the video and see the photos HERE)

Who do you think has the sweetest blowout? Check out the photos and vote below!

Pauly D snaps a cell phone photo of himself and his blowout hairstyle
Pauly D shows off the original Blowout in a Guido cellf portrait

Michael Cera and Jersey Shore's Pauly D
Michael Cera turns up the volume with his mammoth Blowout!

So whatya think?!?! Who has the best Blowout?

**** It should be noted that Tom Cruise’s blowout hairstyle was actually unintentional and just the result of filming yet another “Tom Cruise runs like a white boy really, really fast” scene for his upcoming movie Knight and Day. For some people that might affect how you would vote, so I felt obligated to mention it.

Tom Cruise Photo: Flynet Pictures
All Other Photos: Facebook

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