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Jersey Shore’s Angelina Pivarnick to release song “I’m Hot!”

ByAsa Hawks

Angelina Pivarnick isn’t going to let a little thing like getting ousted from the cast of Jersey Shore stand in her way of achieving fame and fortune! The persistent Guidette announced via Twitter yesterday that she will be releasing a new song next month titled “I’m Hot” tweeting that the single “is a electro pop/hip hop track. U gonna love it!!!” Something tells me this song is going to be a grenade. (That “something” is otherwise known as rationality.)

UPDATE – The song his here! Keep reading for a 53-second preview clip of the son-to-be classic!

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PHOTOS Snooki channels Audrey Hepburn at the Hampton Chic Launch Party

ByAsa Hawks

The East Coast invasion of California continues as Jersey Shore‘s potent petite pickle packin’ Polizzi brought the real deal Hamptons to the Hampton Chic launch Party in Marina del Rey, California yesterday! See photos of Snooki’s Aufrey Hepburn-inspired look and a terrifying Twitter photo of Snooks in control of a yacht!

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VIDEO Sesame Shore from Jimmy Kimmel Live!

ByAsa Hawks

Jimmy Kimmel Live continues the adulteration of Sesame Street by smooshing it with Jersey Shore to create Sesame Shore! Click to watch the hilarious video parody that includes a Snooki Monster, a hot tub duet and a concise diagram illustrating the difference between a grenade and a land mine!

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Snooki loves to drink coffee and read books at Barnes and Noble

ByStarcasm Staff

The Jersey Shore cast appeared on Ellen today to dispel rumors that they are less than erudite. Snooki explained: “I’ll go to frickin’ Barnes & Nobles, get a coffee and just sit down and read. No one would ever think that.” It’s true, Snooks, that no one would think that, but that’s just because you’ve…

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore cast at the 2010 MTV VMAs Snooki, Jwoww, The Situation, Pauly D…

ByAsa Hawks

You can no longer have an MTV event without the network’s Guido and Guidette darlings making an appearance, and the 2010 Video Music Awards was no exception as the entire cast of Jersey Shore Season 3 stormed the red white carpet in all their formal Jerseylicious glory! See photos of all eight as well as their impregnating hot tub party with Chelsea Handler!

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“The Situation” can’t trademark “The Situation”

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore and soon to be DWTS personality Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has had a request to trademark “The Situation” denied. Find out why his application was rejected and how he isn’t the first Jersey Shore cast member to be told no friggin way!

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VIDEO A blowoutless Pauly D fresh out of the shower

ByAsa Hawks

DJ Pauly D looks more like DJ Pauly Bieber in this hilarious video clip from Jersey Shore! Pauly has just gotten out of the shower and decides to share his “natural” look with roommates Sammi and Angelina, who serenade him with awwwwws and giggles before swooping in with combs and brushes for an impromptu hairstyle makeover!

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PHOTOS The Situation has himself a Bitchuation! Awwwww…

ByStarcasm Staff

Perhaps in an attempt to make himself more palatable to Dancing With The Stars fans, Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was photographed in Seaside Heights, New Jersey yesterday holding a furry little bitch!

No, I don’t mean Snooki the Wokiee. The Situation has himself a puppy! Keep reading for all the Guidorable glory!

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Does the Jersey Shore cast have herpes?

ByStarcasm Staff

This June Jersey Shore creator (and fellow Jersey Girl) SallyAnn Salsano outed the cast as “herpes nest” and joked that they handed out herpes medication Valtrex like “M&Ms.” She was participating in a panel discussion of reality show producers hosted by The Hollywood Reporter. Here’s the context of her comments: SallyAnn Salsano: “I do a…

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VIDEO – Did Emilio cheat on Snooki, Snooki cheat on Emilio, or both?

ByStarcasm Staff

Snooki found her dream guido this spring, but just for a minute. It seems like before we knew she was snookin’ up with juicehead Emilio Masella, it was over. Via Facebook. So what happened? Who cheated on who? Recently we saw Snooki sleep in the same bed with Vinny on Jersey Shore in Miami while…

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Snooki’s new beau Jeff Miranda auditioned for Jersey Shore!

ByStarcasm Staff

Despite Snooki’s new boy’s protestations that he isn’t into Snooki for the fame, the evidence is mounting against him. One of his friends has already ratted him out for “wanting to be a star” and posing as a guido to bag Snooki, but now Jeff Miranda has admitted to auditioning for Jersey Shore! Not only…

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Jersey Shore muscle man Ronnie Ortiz-Magro arrested in Seaside Heights

ByDarren O

The Seaside Heights police department is staying pretty busy lately with all the Jersey Shore cast member arresting they have to do. The latest MTV reality star to be taken into custody is the otherwise unnoticeable Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, you know the one with a bunch of muscles that is unsure in-love and drops a truck-load of “C” bombs. No not that one, the other the one.

Find out what he went to the not-so-big house for and why I had to become an investigative journalist and call out the mayor of Seaside Heights in a pub seeking conspiracy!

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PHOTOS Jwoww looking sexy in Seaside Heights

ByAsa Hawks

I don’t know if there has ever been a show with more guilty pleasure components than Jersey Shore and I confess that one of my top five is the sexual appeal of the downright dangerous Jenni “Jwoww” Farley! Not only could she chew me up and spit me out in a matter of seconds, but for some reason I want her to! Check out these photos of the unintimidatable Jwoww pwning the sidewalks of Seaside Heights, New Jersey!

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PHOTOS: The Situation has himself a hair situation

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore Season 2 has exploded onto the scene managing to accomplish the seemingly impossible task of following up succesfully on the reality-genre groundbreaking first run. One of the most recognizable faces for the show is Mike Sorrentino, A.K.A. The Situation. His recognizable face recently received a noticeable change in the form of a Douche Bagazine worthy hairdo. Check out both sides of the engraved dome-rug and see our list of names for the new Sorrentino do!

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VIDEO: Jersey Shore Season 2, Episode 2 “The Hangover” or “Farewell Angelina”

ByAsa Hawks

Watch the complete second episode of Season 2 of Jersey Shore in which Angelina loses what few friends she has in the house and we all get to witness Snooki’s crystal sunglasses chicken accident! Plus, a tribute to Angelina missing out on fame once again from Bob Dylan and Joan Baez…

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Is Jwoww still dating boyfriend Tom Lippolis?

ByStarcasm Staff

The pin-up girl from Jersey Shore is finally single, folks. Tom Lippolis has had enough of her girlfriend Jenni “Jwoww” Farley when he saw pics of her kissing a 35-year-old dude named Roger. “I am f—ing beside myself, but am ready to move on,” he told RadarOnline. Jwoww was dating Tom when she signed on…

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Seaside Heights Mayor Ken Hershey is excited about all the publicity Snooki’s arrest generated

ByStarcasm Staff

Snooki may have put up a fight during her arrest for drunk and disorderly conduct Friday, but she should have been celebrating it like the Mayor of Seaside Heights, NJ. Publicity 101 tells you that a well-timed arrest for something like disorderly conduct can sky-rocket your fame and the viewership of your cable show to…

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Dancing With the Stars Season 11 cast rumors: Oksana Grigorieva, Teresa Giudice, and Mike “The Sitaution” Sorrentino

ByStarcasm Staff

Every year Dancing with the Stars amps up their relevancy by casting people who are dominating headlines and reality television, and if these rumors are true, Season 11 is going to the be biggest Season yet. Last Season Kate Gosselin captivated everyone both her preposterous tabloid and children ridden life, and her atrocious dance skills….

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Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi arrested for disorderly conduct: Jwoww to the rescue!

ByStarcasm Staff

Snooki got taken in by the cops while conducting herself in a disorderly manner at the Seaside Heights, NJ (a.k.a The Jersey Shore), TMZ reports. Right now we’re still in the dark about exactly what Snooks was doing that made the law come down on her so hard. Earlier that day Snooki was seen on…

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Watch Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 1 “Goin’ South”

ByAsa Hawks

After months of hype and anticipation the greatest example of reality show alchemy in the history of television finally returned to MTV last night as the lead-into-golden stars of Jersey Shore reunited in Miami. Watch the complete premiere episode along with still images, a brief recap and a smidgen of commentary on the first wave of the Guido and Guidette invasion of the Sunshine State!

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Why is Angelina Pivarnick back for Season 2 of Jersey Shore?

ByStarcasm Staff

Angelina Pivarnick must have regretted her behavior on Season 1 of Jersey Shore that led to an unceremous ousting, because she somehow found her way back with the crew for Season 2. She left the first time only a few episodes in because a fight with her married boyfriend led her to miss work and…

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Are Sammi Sweetheart and Ronnie back together for Season 2 of Jersey Shore?

ByStarcasm Staff

Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro from Jersey Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro from MTV’s Jersey Shore are so on-again-off-again they create a strobe effect. The romance budded early in the first few days in the original Jersey Shore cast soon after Ronnie boasted these famous last words: “Never fall in love at the…

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Jenni ‘Jwoww’ Farley graduated high school a year early; had a black belt in martial arts

ByStarcasm Staff

Jersey Shore Season 2 premieres tomorrow night @ 10, and we can expect more fights, more drunkenness, and definitely smooshing. A LOT of smooshing. But in the meantime here’s some pics of hot girl Jenni “Jwoww” Farley from when she was seventeen. When Jwoww was a teen she got a second degree martial arts black…

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PHOTOS – New Jersey Shore castmate Deena Nicole Cortese

ByStarcasm Staff

Snookie, Jwoww, and Sammi Sweetheart have a new guidette to give them a run for their spray-tanned money. Deena Nicoel Cortese has been filming with the infamous Jersey Shore cast for Season 3 at the real Jersey Shore. Jersey Shore Season 2 premieres this Thursday @ 10 p.m. EST, and features the crew (including the…

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Jersey Shore Spoilers: Vinny slept with both Snooki and Angelina in Miami!

ByStarcasm Staff

In the pic above Snooki could be demonstrating the length of the pickle she just consumed, but she’s really exposing personal information about Vinny Guadagnino. That’s right, on Season 2 of MTV’s pop culture busting hit Jersey Shore Snooki “smooshes” with castmate Vinny. And then Vinny “smooshes” with out-castmate Angelina Pivarnick. In the trailer below…

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VIDEO – Mike Sorrentino’s teen family photo situation

ByStarcasm Staff

Jersey Shore‘s Mike Sorrentino has always had a situation on his abs, but he hasn’t always been flush with hair gel or rockin’ crisp Ed Hardy t-shirts. He used to be kind of on the dorky side. On Saturday’s episode of  MTV’s When I Was 17 (10 a.m. EST) The Situation admits he also like…

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VIDEO Snooki’s YouTube rap poem and philosophy of life

ByAsa Hawks

Not to be outdone by her abtastic rapping castmate The Situation, Jersey Shore‘s diminutive diva Snooki wrote her own rap summing up her philosophy of life and uploaded her recitation to YouTube! Keep reading for the life-changing video, the transcription and a footprints-themed motivational Snooki poster!

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VIDEO Jersey Shore does “Friggin Twilight” from Jimmy Kimmel Live!

ByAsa Hawks

Jimmy Kimmel Live and the gang from Jersey Shore have made another fist-pumpingly hilarious video spoof in the same vein as their Oscar Best Picture nominee re-enactments. Showing no fear of the Twihard Army, Jimmy and juice crew took on Twilight in “Friggin’ Twilight” with Snooki as Bella Swan, The Situation as Edward Cullen, Pauly D as Jacob Black and Jimmy as Bella’s father!

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Preview The Situation’s rap rave

ByDarren O

O.K. here’s The Situation, Mike Sorrentino has been on a Jersey Shore vacation. So what does fab-abs do in his spare time other than throw fists and what not? You guessed it, The Situation finds himself a studio and throws down with a little rap game club mix. You know you want it, or maybe you don’t but you’re gonna listen anyway.

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PHOTOS – Jersey Shore’s Snooki and Jwoww pretend to make out

ByStarcasm Staff

Jersey Shore‘s cuties tried to ramp up their ratings with a little Cinco De Mayo lime-swapping action. Snooki and Jwoww took some time off from bustin’ a$$ and shopping at Ed Hardy to guzzle margaritas the size of their heads (or in Snooki’s case, body) and then pretend to make out. We can all thank…

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From Jersey Shore to Miami Beach: Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi swimsuit pics

ByStarcasm Staff

The Jersey Shore kids are still heating up Miami Beach while they film the second season of their explosive MTV hit, and we’ve got some pics of Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) enjoying the sun in something that very closely resembles a bikini! Sure, it’s a one-piece but it’s a cut-out, and it looks like Snooks may…

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Jersey Shore’s Jenni JWoww Farley at ‘Cosmetic Surgeon in a Jar’ launch

ByAsa Hawks

See photos of Jersey Shore‘s JWoww at the launch of “Cosmetic Surgeon in a Jar” in New York City March 18. “What exactly is Cosmetic Surgeon in a Jar? Could it possibly provide women with the same globetacular upper body as the artificially well-endowed Jenni Farley?!? Keep reading and find out!

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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s arrest record, charged in drunk driving death

ByAsa Hawks

Radar Online reports Jersey Shore‘s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was charged with selling alcohol to a minor in 2004 which led to the death of Marlboro High School senior Michael Truncali. Read the details of the arrest and part of an interview with Michael’s parents over five years later.

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VIDEO Jersey Shore Presents… The Hurt Locker

ByAsa Hawks

Paul DelVecchio, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Ronnie Magro of Jersey Shore are helping America prepare for Sunday night’s Oscar Awards by re-enacting scenes from Best Picture nominees all week on Lopez Tonight! Though we have lots to look forward to, including Avatar, Up In The Air, Precious, Inglourious Basterds and The Blind Side, the boys kick things off with a scene from The Hurt Locker.

Watch the clip!

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Guidettes J-Woww and Snooki aren’t really Italian, UNICO makes move to sue Jersey Shore

ByStarcasm Staff

According to Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, the incendiary terms “guido” and “guidette” refer to a lifestyle, a state of mind rather than a derogatory word for those of Italian-American heritage. In fact, this morning on FOX’s The Strategy Room J-Woww revealed that neither she nor Snooki are Italian. J-Woww is of Spanish and Irish decent and…

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Naked Snooki photo released!

ByAsa Hawks

It was only a matter of time! A nude photo of Jersey Shore’s vertically challenged vivacious Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has surfaced with the promise of more on the way. Radar Onine first reported the existence of the photos and now the owners have posted one on the website NakedSnooki.com.

Click to see a small, edited screen capture and find out how you can buy the rest of the pictures!

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Jersey Shore Season 1 DVD sold exclusively on Amazon

ByStarcasm Staff

If you’re like the staff at Starcasm.net, you miss the Jersey Shore already. It’s only been gone from MTV for a few weeks, and the stars are popping up everywhere in real life like the Grammys, giving brides away at weddings, and of course, countless clubs around the nation, but nothing can replace watching the…

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PHOTOS – Snooki before and after her de-poofed Inside Edition Makeover

ByStarcasm Staff

Photos by Shervin Lainez/Inside Edition The folks at Inside Edition gave Snooki-Snook-Snooks a “glamorous” makeover! I don’t know about you, but I like Snooks better with her poof and bronzer. In this first one she looks like a middle-aged real estate agent who likes to inject “personality” into her professional look with leopard-print accents. In…

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VIDEO Rush Limbaugh fist pumping to ‘Poker Face’ at Miss America pageant

ByAsa Hawks

The Jersey Shoritization of the planet took a huge step forward by converting one of the most influential media personalities on the political landscape. Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh revealed his new religion during a preliminary event at the Miss America Pageant called “Judge the Judges.”

The host introduced the talent portion of the “Judge the Judges” competition, explaining that they would be dancing to Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face.” Rush seemed reluctant at first, but then he must have heard the call because he started convulsing and speaking in fist pumps! I’ll let the video speak for itself…

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Are Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and DJ Pauly D of Jersey Shore dating?

ByStarcasm Staff

UPDATE: Looks like this alleged love connection never happened, but it still could! Pauly D thinks Farrah is hot. You can still scroll down to the end of this post to see what would happened if Farrah and Pauly D mated. Fox 411 has a source who saw Teen Mom‘s Farrah Abraham hangin’ out with…

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PHOTO Tom Cruise gets a Jersey Shore Blowout!

ByAsa Hawks

Desperate to attach himself to something people actually want to watch, actor Tom Cruise put in his bid for being a cast member on Season 2 of MTV’s Jersey Shore by getting himself a blowout hairdo even Pauly D would be envious of!

See Tom’s Gui-doo and vote for your favorite Blowout!

Watch Online “Jersey Shore Reunion Special” full episode!

ByAsa Hawks

America’s favorite Guidos and Guidettes reunited for an entertaining hour of looking back and looking forward on MTV’s Jersey Shore Reunion Special January 21. Up until I watched the reunion I had my doubts that this group could capture lightning in a bottle again in their second season, but despite all of their successes they still seemed to have the capacity to be authentically aggressive and dramatic!

Watch the complete episode!

Snooki and The Situation kiss! Watch Online Jersey Shore Season Finale “That’s How the Shore Goes” full episode 9 video

ByAsa Hawks

Watch the season finale of the always controversial and always entertaining Jersey Shore. Before things get emotional and the Ed Hardy shirts get packed for their rides home, we get one last juiced up entertaining hour with the crew! See who gets out of jail, who gets creeped on by The Situation, who breaks Snooki’s heart, who warms Snooki’s heart in the hot tub and who gets emotional as the summer ends on the most entertaining beach house in the history of reality television!

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Watch Online MTV’s “Jersey Shore Spoof’d” full episode!

ByAsa Hawks

Join the cast in watching a collection of the funniest Jersey Shore spoof videos from the internet, late night talk show and Saturday Night Live! Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, J-Woww, Ronnie, Vinny and Sammi “Sweetheart” laugh and fist pump as they watch such classics as Bobby Bottleservice, a Jersey Shore Christmas on Jimmy Kimmel, the Funny or Die video and of course the SNL Weekend Update skit mocking Snooki! Plus, much more including hilarious snippets from the cast’s audition tapes!

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PHOTOS The Jersey Shore cast invades Venice, Italy?

ByStarcasm Staff

Reminiscent of Michael Corlione’s return to Sicily in The Godfather, the entire cast of MTV’s controversial show Jersey Shore returned to their Guido homeland of Italy Saturday.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvecchio, Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, Ronnie Magrow, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Vinny Guadaguino and even Angelina Pivarnik posed for photographers and even took some photos of their own as they strolled the streets of Venice January 16. In honor of the return of their Prodigal sons and daughters the Italians have replaced Michelangelo’s David with the superior abs of The Situation!

See Michel “The Situation” Angelo and the rest of the cast as they become the latest group to invade Italy with ease!

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VIDEO – The Jersey Shore kids spoof themselves: The day Snooki, The Situation, and DJ Pauly D became self-aware

ByStarcasm Staff

Exisituationism – When a young person who exhibits d-bag type qualities gains a sense of self-awareness and understanding of the absurdity of their identity, but continues activities as normal once their realize their role is an essential distraction in a fragile and disaster-wrought world. Video of existituationism in action: The REAL Situation (Feat. MTV Jersey…

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VIDEO JWoww punches and slaps The Situation on Jersey Shore!

ByAsa Hawks

MTV’s Jersey Shore literally doesn’t pull any punches! This time it was an inebriated J-Woww who, after being booted from a bar for throwing up and not getting any assistance from Mike, lies in wait for him to return to their Atlantic City hotel room. Watch the video to see what happens next!

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18 Snooki videos from before Jersey Shore!

ByAsa Hawks

Jersey Shore‘s Snooki must have known some time ago she was destined for greatness because she started her own video channel on youtube featuring all sorts of crazy Guidette tomfoolery! Here is the easy-to-browse complete collection of all the Snooki video yumminess with brief commentary from your source for all things Snooki, starcasm.net! There are a couple vintage high school cheerleading vids from her defunct myspace account thrown in as a bonus! 18 total Snooki videos!

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VIDEO Snooki from Jersey Shore does the weather for WPIX 11

ByAsa Hawks

Is there anything this Jersey girl can’t do?!? Well, besides reach the freezer door…

Jersey Shore‘s diminutive Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi continues to cash in on her 15 minutes and expand her resume, this time by handling weather girl duties on New Tork’s WPIX. Watch the video!

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VIDEOS Michael Cera and the Jersey Shore cast in the hot tub and fist pumping

ByAsa Hawks

We already reported on Michael Cera’s Jersey Shore makeover where DJ Pauly D Guidoed the hipster actor with his own version of “The Blowout” hairstyle and now we bring you even more Cera/Jersey Shore crossover hilarity as Michael gets a lesson in fist pumping and then everybody gets in a hot tub! It’s Guido-riffic!

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PHOTOS JWoww from Jersey Shore Jenni Farley bikini modeling pictures

ByAsa Hawks

Snooki may be the Jersey Shore Guidette getting the most publicity but Jenni “J-Woww” Farley is the Jersey girl that seems to have it all. Not only does she have a smokin’ hot bod complete with huge dragon tattoo, but J-Woww also has a pair of triple-D brass balls that means she won’t back down from anyone or anything! If Brad Ferro had punched Jenni instead of Snooki I can guarantee you she wouldn’t have been curled up in a ball on the floor, she would have flown across the bar and scratched that dude’s eyes out!

Find out more about the multi-faceted J-Woww and take a gander at her jaw-dropping modeling pics from well before she was cast on Jersey Shore!

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Watch Online Complete Jersey Shore Episode 5 “Just Another Day at the Shore”

ByAsa Hawks

Were you too busy partying New Year’s Eve and missed out on the latest misadventures of America’s most and least favorite Guidos and Guidettes? Not to worry! Thanks to starcasm.net and the folks over at MTV, you can watch Jersey Shore Episode 5 “Just Another Day at the Shore” any time you want, as many times as you want!

The fifth episode picks up immediately after the infamous Snooki Punch where we get to see an enraged Vinny almost get arrested, “The Situation” not letting his roommate’s misfortune interfere with his creeping and Snooki bleeding in the bathroom repeatedly pleading, “Oh my God, please don’t tell me I have missing teeth!”

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Brad Ferro Mug shot: What happened to the guy who punched Snooki/Snookers? Did he lose his job?

ByStarcasm Staff

After awesome poofmaster Snooki (affectionately called Snookers or Snickers by her Jersey housemates) got clocked in the face by Brad Ferro, a gym teacher from Queens, he got arrested and hauled off, so what happened to the dude after that? On Jersey Shore Snookers call the jail and found out that Brad Ferro had been…

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Top 5 Star Wars Jersey Shore trading cards

ByAsa Hawks

Ever wonder what the world would be like if George Lucas made reality television shows? Or if MTV made classic science fiction movies?

Me either. I have no idea why I did these. But, I DID! Here are some collectible trading cards from the alternate universe mashing up a galaxy far, far away with the boardwalk just across the river. It’s the world of Ewops, Tattoo-ine and partying at the Mos Jersey Cantina. A wonderful place where the stress of saving the universe over and over is replaced by the relative ease of hooking up with random hot Guidos and Guidettes over and over.

Though there are numerous beautiful characters and things from the offspring of Star Wars and Jersey Shore, I’ve managed to whittle it down to the Top 5, and here they are!

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PHOTOS “DJ Pauly D” Paul Delvecchio pictures before The Blowout

ByAsa Hawks

The starcasm.net Jersey Shore photo collection continues to grow! It started out with the abtrulescent Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his deleted myspace pictures and now we’re moving on to DJ Pauly D.

Check out little Paul Delvecchio before he perfected his famous hairdo known as “The Blowout!”

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino ‘The Situation’ Myspace and high school yearbook pictures

ByAsa Hawks

Clearly the American television viewing audience was completely unprepared for the rawness of MTV’s Jersey Shore. Guido fever has swept through the media and the nation and though everything from rationality and moral decency have been tried as a vaccine, nothing seems to be working.

Spearheading the Giuseppidemic is self-proclaimed Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, whose wild antics and audacious personality led to the infamous “Snooki punch” cleverly used by MTV in commercials for the show, and then censored from the actual episode before airing.

Running a close second to Snooki is the Guidoest of the Guidos, the abtastic Italian Stallion known simply as “The Situation.” I’ve dug up some older photos of Mike, including a photo from his high school yearbook! (Yes, he always had those abs.)

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Jersey Shore took over NBC Late Night: Snooki and The Situation do Conan and Jaywalking

ByStarcasm Staff

The situation is that The Situation and Snooki are the breakout stars of MTV’s controversial ratings darling Jersey Shore, and they’ve been busy doing the talk show circuit to seal the deal on their new-found celebrity status. Last week they hit up NBC big time, appearing on Jaywalking (with D. J. Pauly D, who’s hair…