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Rachel Uchitel’s husband cites “cruel and inhumane treatment” in divorce filing

Rachel Uchitel’s 2nd marriage is over as former Penn State football player Matt Hahn has filed divorce papers citing “cruel and inhumane treatment.” Read on for what sources close to the couple say has been an explosive marriage and what the party planner’s, who’s famous for having been “the other woman” with Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz, rep had to say.

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Someone married Rachel Uchitel!

As Tiger Woods fell out of the top 50 world rankings in golf his mistress numero uno Rahcel Uchitel went and got herself married. That’s right! The “uch” got hitched shotgun Vegas style at the official, “This is probably a mistake,” Little White Wedding Chapel on Sunday. Find out who the gambling man is and how the late night ceremony went down.

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Top 5 disturbing things Rachel Uchitel said about her fiance’s death in 9/11 attack

In honor of the tenth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks Tiger Woods’ mistress numero uno Rachel Uchitel sat down with Page Six Magazine to discuss the death of her fiance James Andrew O’Grady, who died at Ground Zero. The professional hostess and Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew veteran had some rather shocking things to say about how her life was seemingly made better by O’Grady’s death, including that she’s “almost happy it ended the way it did.”

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Celebrity Rehab 4: Janice Dickinson was sexually abused by her father, locked in car trunks

Former supermodel Janice Dickinson joins Rachel Uchitel, Jeremy London, and others tonight on the premiere of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew Season 4, and she deals with some pretty tough issues. Already damaged from physical, emotional, and sexual abuse from her father, she took advantage of the readily available alcohol and cocaine at every shoot…

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Love (and pill) addicted Rachel Uchitel wants to be a private eye

The first mistress from the Tiger Woods Thanksgiving saga last year is now on the mend from her addiction to love (and pills) and is ready to turn her life around. She got treated on the television reality show Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, and now wants to be a private eye! She’s even getting…

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Rachel Uchitel’s upskirt provides a Tiger’s eye view

Tiger Woods mistress number one provided the world a Tiger’s eye view of her goodies after enjoying a little grub in L.A. Friday night.

I would have thought the infamous night club manager would know the sacred rule of not letting the paparazzi catch a shot of your ladiness while getting into and out of a car. Alass, Rachel seemed oblivious to that formidable combination of a lack of panties, a tight leather skirt, and a seasoned celebrity photographer! Check out the SFW photos right here.

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PHOTO Cast of Celebrity Rehab announced, includes Rachel Uchitel

It seems that Rachel Uchitel is willing to do just about anything (or anyone?) if you throw enough money at her. In an effort to get the Tiger Woods mistress matron to appear on Celebrity Rehab VH1 allegedly doubled their offer and Dr. Drew even payed a personal visit to Rachel. The money combined with a confessed Dr. Drew crush eventually lead to Rachel accepting the offer to be on the show and she will appear alongside a bevy of celebrity C, D and Z listers when the show premieres later this year. Keep reading for a complete list of cast members hoping to quiet their addiction demons under the care of Dr. Drew, including brief bios of each!

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Former Tiger mistress Rachel Uchitel’s text messages with David Boreanaz leaked

There is a new technology being developed that I think would be a wise choice for any married celebrity involved with Rachel Uchitel. It is called a “Tiger Text” and it allows senders of text messages to make their communications disappear in a pre-determined amount of time. But alas for its namesake Tiger Woods and now ‘Bones’ (yeah I know “bones”) star David Boreanaz it is too late. Married men step away from Uchitel now!

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Tiger’s most glamorous mistress Mindy Lawton speaks out about the National Enquirer – tampon – Men’s Fitness cover-up

Mindy Lawton, a Perkin’s restaurant manager, is featured in Vanity Fair‘s new Tiger’s Mistress article spilling the beans about the 2007 Enquirer Coverup Scandal that the Wall Street Journal uncovered December, 2009. These days it’s hard to tell who’s the tabloid and who’s the laudable newspaper, and with The Enquirer up for a Pulitzer, things…

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Is Tiger Woods still in a relationship with Rachel Uchitel?

Rachel Uchitel’s “friends” are still spilling beans to gossip magazines, and one of them told US Weekly that Rachel is still receiving text messages from Tiger Woods trying to woo her: “Rachel said he told her he was going to leave his wife for her, that he needed to be with her.” This sounds preposterous,…

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VIDEO PHOTOS Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel risks bikini line frostbite

We spend so much time on this site focusing in on people’s foibles that we sometimes forget the heroic deeds of the upper echelon of humanity known as celebrities.

Rachel Uchitel, thrust into the spotlight after being thrust into by Tiger Woods, needed to go to the gym to work out today. Standing in her way was not only an army of paparazzi waiting outside her New York apartment, but also frigid, below-freezing temperatures. Rachel knew there were millions of people expecting to see some sexy yumminess to help explain why their hero Tiger Woods forsook his family and fans, so she decided she would do the right thing, even if it meant putting herself in harm’s way.

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Tiger Woods Mistresses Scorecard with photos and bios of all the women so far!

Have you been camping out for the last two weeks and have no idea who Kalika Moquin is? Are you the dork at the water cooler who thinks Jaimee Grubbs are a kind of fishing bait? Are you still on dial-up and can’t keep pace with the gushing flow of Tiger Woods mistresses? Well, starcasm.net is here to help!

I wasted most of my afternoon putting together this handy-dandy graphic that compiles info on all the known mistresses in a single, concise and easy-to-read chart! You get ages, background info and images for Rachel, Jaimee, the other Jamie, Kalika, Mindy, Cori and Holly (alias Nicolette)! Though there have been other nameless mistresses reported, this chart covers the seven we know with room for two more on the “front nine.” I’ll create a “back nine” scorecard as soon as number 10 shows up, which I estimate to be Thursday.

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PHOTOS – Who is Tiger Woods’ fourth mistress? Jamie Jungers, a Vegas model and casino “Trashy Girl”

Jamie Jungers is the fourth Tiger Woods mistress to be identified, leaving only 489,594 that we don’t know about yet! Radaronline.com had identified Jungers as number four and says a British newspaper is set to publish her story. Not only that, but a competing UK mag will publish ANOTHER Tiger mistress story, and at least…

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Tiger Woods had Ambien sex with Rachel Uchitel, dreamed of threesome with Derek Jeter and David Boreanaz?

These Tiger Woods stories keep getting kinkier. It turns out Tiger doesn’t just take Ambien for late night fire hydrant bowling, he also takes the sleeping pills to enhance sex, a person claiming to be one of mistress Rachel Uchitel‘s friends told Radar Online. Never heard of that particular fetish? Rachel reported told her friend,…

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Tiger Woods car accident reenactment videos with wife Elin Nordegren

There are rumors that one or more of the many security cameras on Tiger Wood’s property captured his infamous car accident and some of the events that led up to it, but none of the actual tapes have surfaced and probably won’t until police obtain a warrant. But, the wonderful folks over in China have filled in the visual blanks for us!

Not to be outdone, a suburban American acting troupe gets in on the fun as well!

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Tiger Woods alleged mistress breakdown: Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, . . and Elin Nordegren? Tiger may have cheated on Joanna Jagoda with Elin

Tool Academy participant Jaimee Grubbs is the latest woman uncovered as being involved in an affair with Tiger Woods, after an extremely strange car accident on Thanksgiving night. Although the Woods’ have remained mostly tight-lipped about the incident that left the pro golfer bloody after running into a fire hydrant and tree going less than…

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Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren in “American Gothic”

The Starcasm Fine Art Collection is proud to present a revamped version of Grant “Tiger” Wood’s iconic 1930 painting “American Gothic” featuring the lovely Elin Nordegren and her husband Tiger Woods.

Truly a modern Masterspiece! (I’m allotted one golf joke, right?)

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AUDIO – Listen to the Tiger Woods 911 call

Here is the complete 911 call placed to police to report the Tiger Woods accident. The call was placed by a neighbor and initially reports Tiger had crashed into a “pole,” but he later corrected himself.

The call doesn’t reveal very much about exactly what happened to cause the car crash. There has bee a good deal of controversy over whether or not Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren broke out the rear window of the 2009 Cadillac Escalade with a golf club after the accident to get her husband out of the vehicle or if the window was busted by Elin immediately before the accident after a heated domestic dispute over Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel.

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Tiger Woods car crash photos from the scene

Here are a number of photos from the scene of Tiger Woods’ one vehicle accident in Windermere, Florida Friday morning. The photos show Tiger’s 2009 Cadillac Escalade received quite a bit of damage to the right front after crashing into his neighbor’s tree on Deacon Cricle. You can also see the where his wife Elin Nordegren allegedly smashed out the back window with a golf club (she claims it was to get Tiger out of the vehicle, but conflicting reports state that she smashed out the window as he was driving away after a heated dispute over Tiger’s alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel.)

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Rachel Uchitel photos: Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress denies affair, has been linked to David Boreanaz – PHOTO

Just last month Star magazine linked VIP nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel to Buffy the Vampire Slayer‘s David Boreanaz, a married man, but everyone collectively yawned. Scandal fail! Now she’s gone for broke with an affair with one of the most famous athletes in the world, Tiger Woods and caused his wife to scratch his face…

PHOTOS Tiger Woods Accident Report plus recap of reports from November 27
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PHOTOS Tiger Woods Accident Report plus recap of reports from November 27

Golf superstar and global icon Tiger Woods is in serious condition after his 2009 Escalade was involved in a single car accident in Central Florida. The Florida State Highway Patrol reports that his vehicle hit a tree not far from his home at 6348 Deacon Circle. While driving on Deacon Circle he reportedly hit a…