A Chinese woman has exacted her greatest revenge on her husband and twin sister when she caught the pair in bed together: She stranded the two of them naked in a parking lot.
That might sound like a bit of a stretch, but keep in mind that “in bed together” is a flexible phrase. In this case, 29-year-old Ting Su came upon husband Cheng and sister Betrayal* engaged in an amorous moment in the back of Cheng’s car. Ting had suspected Cheng of an affair, so she tailed him to the shopping center and watched the whole thing unfold.
According to initial reports of this titillating story, when Ting confronted the couple, they inexplicably got out of the car while still naked. Probably because they were using the same careful thought processes that led them to start having sex in a crowded parking lot in the first place.
So, Ting did what we would all probably do in the same situation: She jumped into her husband’s car and drove off.
Said one photo-snapping bystander, “He was banging his fist on the window and shouting at her, and she just wasn’t playing ball.”
(Brief aside: Is “playing ball” a Chinese idiom as well, or is there a similar phrase in Chinese that translates into “playing ball”? Or does “playing ball,” in this case, refer more to what Cheng was doing than any sport?)
(Second brief aside: One wonders if the thing the husband was shouting at the twin sister of his secret lover was “I thought she was you! You look exactly the same! She doesn’t like missionary either; how was I supposed to tell you apart?”)
In the wake of the incident, Ting has filed for divorce.
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(*Not the sister’s real name.)